Chapter 2730 Crystal: I Know How to Drill Holes and I Am Proud of It

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For various reasons, I took Juliet around.

There are various reasons, but in fact, there are only two. I want the mother-daughter pair, the dirty maid and Xiao Heitan, to get along with each other for a while longer. Kaluge is still in the hell world, and there is only Jeluka beside Artoria. Personal maid, so she can't leave my king.

Although my king does not mind giving Jeluka a few days off for her happiness and temporarily finding another maid to make do with it, this slutty maid has no responsibility, but she has a subtle sense of self-esteem and a sense of responsibility. I am proud to be His Majesty's personal maid, so I say no.

When will she have such self-esteem and pride in serving me, His Royal Highness? Really please.

In this way, the mother and daughter can only be together while Artoria is resting. The maid is probably checking Xiao Heitan's homework again. I think this may be because the maid has realized that As a mother, I have grown [crooked], so I am extra strict, hoping that my daughter will not follow her old path.

In this regard, I just want to pat her shoulder and comfort her, don't worry, ordinary people can't walk on your road even if they want to. Let's judge how many bumps and bumps you have to make on the road of growth, and what kind of ghostly steps you have to take. How can one develop into such a magical character as a pornographic maid? He is stingy and jealous, and without changing his face, he talks about unethical and pornographic jokes that even I feel ashamed of. He also has male phobia, maid arrogance, library syndrome, cowardice, etc., etc., etc., it’s simply overwhelming. I can't even count them on my ten fingers. Most people would definitely not be able to do it.

Another reason...another reason...what is it? I always felt as if I had forgotten something. I tried hard to think about it, but I still followed the principle that whatever I forgot was unimportant and ignored it.

Half a day passed in a flash. After some calculations, I led Juliet to find Knight Mipa, planning to return the product with a favorable review, and then rescue the little Heitan from his mother's clutches, and then... uh. Then I went back to the camp. I probably didn’t forget anything, I guess.

Knight Mipa found it immediately, but the large pile of information documents she held in her hand made me embarrassed. Isn't she still busy?

After thinking about it, I looked at Knight Mipa solemnly, "You continue to work, this cute Juliet kissed me and hugged me back... It's strange."

"Mila, why are you still busy? No matter how hard you work, you must know how to relax for a long time. Be careful not to be exhausted." I said to Knight Mipa seriously, and then added in my heart.

So rest, and then I will return this Juliet to you.

"His Royal Highness, it seems that you have had a good rest." Mipa blinked, revealing a charming smile like a ripe peach.

"Ahem, this... it's okay, it's okay." I was a little shy, so what are you talking about? Don’t you know that I am a savior with the attribute of eating and waiting to die?

"That's true. It's really time to take a rest." After murmuring, the Mipa Knight suddenly thrust the heavy information in his hand into my arms without any warning.

"So. I leave this to Your Highness the Prince."

"Wait, what do you mean please ask me?!"

"Didn't Your Highness ask me to have a good rest? But these things must be dealt with immediately. The implication is that you don't want to say to me, "Uh-huh, dear Mira, you go and have a rest. Leave the rest to me. That’ll be fine] Like this?”

No, no, no, you are thinking too much.

"I would like to help if I can, but I don't know how to do it." I felt a headache as I looked at the dazzling cases in my arms, which were like books from heaven.

"Actually, it's very simple." Knight Mipa pulled her bestie to her side. The stunning beauty of the two singers standing together was so dazzling that it was hard for me to open my eyes.

"Me and Juliet, you choose one."

"What's the meaning?"

"Do you want me or Juliet? Choose one. Your Highness can't be too greedy."

"..." Can you give me a choice that is not greedy at all?

"What if... I choose you?" To be cautious, I decided to do the opposite and ask a question first.

"Goodbye." Mira took Juliet's hand, turned around and left.

"Hey Hey hey!"

"Your Highness wants to kill me, but you still refuse to do me this little favor?" Knight Mipa, who was stopped by me, turned back to look at me resentfully, as if I had eaten her and refused to admit it. .

"It was just a test. I chose Juliet. It's decided, choose Juliet!!" I said angrily.

"No regrets?"

"No!" I regretted it and wanted to kneel down. I shouldn't have come to you.

"Okay then, please, Juliet. Goodbye." It was also a hearty goodbye, but the document in his hand was taken back by Mi Pa, and then replaced by Juliet and stuffed over.

While I was dumbfounded, Knight MiPa was like a brisk, dancing butterfly, which seemed to be slow and illusive, but actually quickly disappeared from my eyes, without even giving me a chance to speak.

In the distance, from the direction where her figure disappeared, her pleasant words came.

"Juliet, I can only help you up to this point, please work hard."

"Oh, I'll keep working hard."

Juliet, who had no idea that she was being pushed back and forth like a courier, had a confused and unclear expression on her face. She only understood the word "come on" and echoed her best friend's words, raising her little fist with great momentum. I responded, is it because I believe that your best friend will not harm you? Dear Juliet, I am sorry to tell you that you have been sold by Knight Mipa, and you were sold as a gift.

"Do you know what we were talking about just now?" For some reason, I suddenly had evil thoughts in my heart. I wanted to rub the confused knight's face to see if she still remembered that I had rubbed her face after seven seconds.

"I don't understand." Sure enough, Juliet admitted honestly, but then she smiled brilliantly, and even the wind blowing around her seemed to become softer, and then she put her hands together and made a light snap. Whenever this time, I Knowing she was going to say something strange.

"However, Juliet can see that Mipa and His Highness have a really good relationship. Even Juliet is a little envious."

ha? I looked blank. Should I say it was unexpected, or should I say it was expected?

I couldn't help it, I felt like telling the cute and cruel truth about Juliet's kiss. Let her not be so naive: "We were trying to push each other off just now, and we all wanted to push you to the other side to take care of you, you know?"

"Is that so?" Juliet tilted her head slightly upon hearing such bad news. The soft smile on her face never faded. Did she really understand what I was saying?

"So, His Highness lost to Mira, so Juliet stayed?"

Ah, it seems that she does understand, but why doesn't she care at all? It was obvious that I was still feeling sad just now because of what Angelelle and I said.

"Aren't you angry?"

"Well, because His Highness said that Juliet is an idiot, so don't worry about what you think, just remember that His Highness is a good person. He will not leave Juliet alone."

Hey hey hey, I never said such a thing, right? However, retribution came very quickly, and Juliet immediately gave her a good guy card in return.

Holding my bloody heart, I looked at Juliet for a long time, and she responded to me with a confused and soft smile for a long time. Finally, I was defeated and raised my hand to give her a blow. Just when it was about to fall on my forehead, suddenly Changed to touching the head.

"You are indeed a fool. You won't know if I sell you another day."

"But His Highness will definitely buy Juliet back, right?" said the confused knight. She seems to have decided that I am a good person, a great person, a great person who can repair computers, and an extremely good person who looks at a drawer of good person cards every night and sobs alone, so she finally learned the technique of stream of consciousness recognition.

simply put. If she doesn't understand what I say, she will no longer force herself to understand, but will use her intuition instead.

This kind of Juliet seems a little difficult to deal with.

"Your Highness, when can I play house with Juliet?"

"Not now anyway!"

Juliet's return failed. Anyway, I'll go find the pornographic maid first and call Xiao Heitan back.

While chatting and walking with Juliet, suddenly, a small figure came running from the corner in front, like a young bull. It didn't even look at the road ahead, it just rushed over with its head lowered, thinking it was a Tyrannosaurus rex. ?

Oops, it bumped into me. I was about to let go, but I found that my arm was held by Juliet, and I couldn't break free. I couldn't break free... I couldn't break free... I couldn't break free...

Okay, I admit that Juliet is stronger than me, okay, just be happy.

For a moment, I was negligent. The opponent was so fast that it was too late to react. I could only watch helplessly as this small figure, only as high as my waist and abdomen, hit me head-on without slowing down.

It's so pitiful. It must be very painful. It's like hitting a steel wall head-on. After all, I have the body of an adventurer, the body of a druid, and the body of a savior. My steel body is as shiny as a diamond. Glowing sixteen pack abs…

With pity in my eyes, I looked at the little figure bumping into me. I thought to myself, just think of it as a lesson to you. Don't bump into the little guy like this in the future.

"bump!!"

“Pfft——!!”

A certain druid savior adventurer with sixteen-pack diamond abs was like a skinny dog ​​that was hit by a big truck while crossing the highway. His rag-like body made a gorgeous parabola in the air, and then fell dullly. On the ground, the momentum still couldn't be stopped, and it rolled dozens of times on the ground before finally stopping the car, and fell to the ground motionless.

"Hey, Crystal seems to have hit something strange." The murderer of this murder, the culprit on the highway, the old driver of Crystal who drove a large truck, stopped, raised his head blankly, and looked around, his face full of innocent.

"It's not some weird thing, bastard!" A certain druid raised his head, roared, and then fell down again, foaming at the mouth.

"It turns out to be the owner. Why does the owner, who is not surprised at all, block the way of the crystal?"

I was so angry that the Crystal Villain complained first. I jumped up from the ground, my eyes blazing with anger.

Before he could take any action, suddenly, the voice of an elf soldier came from around the corner: "He's running over there. Let's chase him separately!"

Just as Crystal was about to run away, I grabbed her collar expressionlessly, and with the sound of tidy footsteps, in the blink of an eye, the elf knight appeared from around the corner in more than ten seconds.

"Dear... Your Highness, Your Highness? Your Highness!" This group of elf knights bumped into Ai at the corner, looked at me blankly, and then saluted quickly.

"Is this the guy you are looking for?" I carried Crystal, whose legs were still running hard in the air, in front of these soldiers.

"Yes, that's her. Could it be that she is an...acquaintance of His Highness?"

"No, I don't know her. I just saw her suspicious so I stopped her. What stupid thing did this guy do?" Without hesitation for half a second, I shook my head.

So that's it. "The soldiers breathed a sigh of relief, and then explained what happened to me with some dumbfounding.

To put it simply, the idiot Crystal went to dig up the Crystal Tree. Yes, she majestically dug a large hole at the foot of the Crystal Tree that was dozens of meters deep.

Oh~~~

I glanced at Crystal meaningfully, and she seemed to have noticed my deep malice. She immediately put her head in a crouching position, moaning delicately in her mouth.

"Wuwu, Crystal didn't do anything bad, Crystal didn't do anything bad..."

"Digging a hole at the foot of the sacred crystal tree is not a big deal. Why don't you leave her to me, and I will send her to the Grand Elder or Her Majesty the Queen to be dealt with."

"Yes, Your Highness, I'm sorry to bother you." The soldiers also saw at this moment that this strange little girl obviously had a close relationship with His Highness the Prince. In this case, there was nothing wrong with them. Of course, the incident report was still required. Presented above.

After the elf soldiers left, I immediately pressed the crystal on my thigh and played a loud butt song to the wronged Crystal Tree.

Today, even if this Druid breaks this hand, he will also beat your ass to pieces!

When she saw the Huang Duanzi maid, she looked a little anxious.

"Why are you here now? Your Majesty is about to wake up."

"There was a little delay on the way."

"What's wrong with your hand?" Huang Duanzi's maid asked curiously, looking at my hand wrapped in a bandage and hanging around my neck.

"It's nothing, I accidentally bumped into something strange."

"Crystal's butt is not a strange thing." Crystal protested in a low voice as she followed behind, covering her butt in aggrieved manner.

Suddenly, the jealous little maid looked at the two of us with suspicious eyes. It was obvious that her mind, which was full of dirty jokes, was already thinking in a strange direction.

Having no time to explain, I brought the reluctant little Heitan over and said, "We are leaving, you take good care of Artoria."

"Well, Xiao Heitan, mommy will be looking for you soon. Wait for mommy." The maid also realized that now was not the time to be jealous. After glaring at me, she knelt down and kissed her daughter's forehead tenderly. After a while, he stood at the door, waved and watched us leave.

Of course, the main purpose is to wave to my daughter, so as not to be so polite to the beast prince who doesn't even spare the young girl - the farewell look from the dirty maid from behind clearly said this, this irritating and arrogant maid!

. . . (To be continued.)