Chapter 2023 Black and White Girl

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I looked around carefully like a thief, my ears perked up, and when I heard the red and white princess still tinkering in the kitchen, I quickly took a few steps forward, took off the wordless magic tablet, and looked around.

There is no mechanism, which is really disappointing. Sure enough, this thing cannot hide any major secrets.

I suddenly felt bored, put the magic card back in its place, yawned and left the worship hall.

Oh, that's right, let's pray for blessings. After all, I have dedicated so much money. What do you mean by the nameless god? Give us a permanent buff or something, such as a lucky halo.

Thinking of this, I'm almost crying. You can't afford to hurt the quasi-tragic emperor.

After coming out of the worship hall, I felt something strange as soon as I raised my head. Something traced a trajectory on the horizon and flew straight and fast towards this side.

An enemy attack from the Scarlet Devil Mansion? This won't work. The Red and White Princess is still cooking. How about at least waiting until I'm full?

I looked up and saw that the figure approaching quickly did not have any malicious intent, and I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

I saw a figure in the sky, flying over the shrine, jumping down from a height of hundreds of meters, approaching quickly, and landing on the ground with a kick.

She adjusted her pointed magic hat that was a little crooked, and her eyes fell on me.

I:"……"

Girl: "..."

"Yo." She greeted first.

"Yo." I echoed.

"Are you the guy Lingmeng said would get pregnant just by looking at him?" the other party asked.

I:"……"

It's really embarrassing to say such rude words as soon as we meet. Of course, what's even more hateful is the Red and White Princess. I originally thought she was just joking, but I didn't expect that she actually said this to her partner.

"There's no such thing. That guy, it's not like you don't know her virtue." I waved my hand repeatedly.

"Hahahaha, it seems that you know Reimu well. Have you known him before? That guy does often say some incomprehensible things." The girl laughed heartily. Because of the red and white princess's unscrupulous nature, she I was quickly convinced of my innocence.

"I haven't known each other for long. It's just..."

"It's just like-minded." A voice said from behind.

"Who has the same goals as you, you bastard? It's just your unilateral dumping of moral integrity." I turned around and retorted loudly to the red and white princess who came out with a spatula in her hand.

"I thought it was those guys from the Scarlet Devil Mansion here again, but I didn't expect it was you. Didn't I tell you not to come over? It's very rude to disturb other people's world."

"What is Two-person World? Two-person World, can you eat it?!" In order not to cause misunderstanding. Naturally, I would flip the coffee table angrily and continue to refute.

"Hey, the two of us seem to get along quite well." The girl wearing the familiar magic hat looked around at me and the Red and White Princess, sighed, and then touched her belly.

"I was hungry. I happened to pass by and smelled the aroma, so I came to have some food."

"Such a long distance. Do you have a dog nose?" I looked shocked.

"I'm not bragging, I'm very sensitive to things I'm interested in." The girl raised her nose proudly.

It is indeed an ability worth boasting about, but I always feel that she is not using it on the right path. Is it my misunderstanding?

She came forward, looked at me carefully up and down, left and right, and suddenly raised her head. Patted me on the shoulder.

"It's great that you are able to get along well with Reimu. I thought that with her personality, she would die alone in the near future."

"It's okay but I really don't want to get along well with you."

"It's so rude, don't tell me, it seems like I'm lonely."

The Red and White Princess and I said in unison.

"Hahahaha, it's so funny. It's like a cross talk between two people, you two." The girl hugged her belly and laughed.

"Go, go, don't disturb me if you have nothing to do. But I am doing a big thing, a big thing to revitalize the shrine and get money from the pockets of the big benefactors." The red and white princess waved her little hand impatiently at the girl. .

"Don't say that in front of the person involved, okay?" I looked at the Red and White Princess expressionlessly. Is this guy really so confident that he can dig money out of my pocket? Do you think Rogge’s reputation as the third stingiest person came to him in vain?

"Eh? I'm here to worship. Are you sure you want to drive them away?" The girl showed regret.

"Guest, please come this way." The red and white princess immediately threw me aside and made a respectful gesture to the girl in front of her.

Surreal, super snobbish, I can only use these five words to describe the red and white princess who is now full of fawning.

"Hahaha, that's just ridiculous." The girl, who looked like she had grasped the rhythm of the home field, came to the money box under the guidance of the red and white princess, and touched the money from her apron-style black and white dress. He touched it, took out a bag, and dumped it into the money box without looking at it.

I saw scattered things, including glowing stones, broken pages of books, blood-red branches, bones of unknown animals, etc. Although it cannot be described as rubbish, it looked like a mess. Many items poured out from it and entered the money box with a clatter.

"Wu...Wu what are you doing!!!" The red and white princess was stunned for a moment, then she held her head and screamed in agony.

"Offer it." After pouring out the last item in the bag, the girl simply put the bag in her hand and let it fall into the money box.

"What the hell is this!" The red and white princess looked like she was about to cry without tears. She held the money box and quickly stepped aside to prevent it from being damaged again.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Father, Father is crying." Holding the money box, the red and white princess said sadly.

Are you about to cry?

"How rude. These are all things I picked up along the way. They seem to be valuable." The girl looked at the reaction of the red and white princess with dissatisfaction.

You said it, you picked it up, you said it was picked up, in short it is just rubbish picked up casually! I complained silently on the sidelines, feeling a little sympathetic to the red and white princess.

"Come on, Wu, I don't want to see Wu anymore." The red and white princess sobbed and waved at the girl to chase her away.

"That's too much. There are obviously so many offerings." The girl pouted.

"Do you really want to drive me away? The next step is the main topic." Showing a sly smile, the girl suddenly took out another small bag from her bag that looked like a fourth-dimensional space, shook it, and the crisp gold coins The sound of the collision seemed to echo throughout the shrine.

The red and white princess was stunned, and her face seemed to change. The tears and sadness on her face suddenly disappeared. She put on a dignified look, patted the red skirt on her body, neatly placed the money box in the same position, and looked at the girl with sparkling eyes.

"Your integrity... is really cheap." Even the girl who had been friends with the other party for many years couldn't help but twitch at the corner of her eyes when she saw this scene.

Seconded. Seriously agree!

"Then we have to see how much money Wu has to spend to buy my integrity." The red and white princess put on a dignified, beautiful, noble and solemn face of a witch, but the little hand on her waist was circled between her thumb and index finger. He gave us an international gesture.

I:"……"

Girl: "..."

Sure enough, there is no way he can keep up with this guy's moral integrity.

"There's nothing I can do about you." She covered her forehead with a headache. The girl took a step forward and turned the bag upside down. Sure enough, gold coins flowed from it. The eyes of the red and white princess who was watching from the side also turned into the shape of gold coins.

Isn't there someone worshiping this shrine? It's not as miserable as the Red and White Princess described it before.

Seeing this scene, I couldn't help but wonder if I had been deceived into sympathy by this princess with a hundred thousand integrity again.

In any case, I am very happy to have obtained another sum of money. Now I should relax my prying eyes on my purse. I thought to myself.

That...wait a moment.

I squinted my eyes and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

The girl poured out the gold coins from her pocket. Why does it look familiar? Is it my imagination?

It's exactly the same as the one in my arms...it's gone, bastard! ! ! ! ! !

As soon as I touched my arms, tears welled up in my eyes. I rushed towards the money box with the momentum of a savior riding alone, and reached out to grab the money bag from the girl's hand.

Unfortunately it's too late. The moment I touched the money bag, the last gold coin fell, and the money bag was empty and in my hand. Completely shriveled up into a ball.

"You guy, when did it happen?!" I shook the money bag with tears in my eyes, hoping to find a penny in it, but unfortunately all I heard was the sound of the bag being empty, and I couldn't help but glare at the girl. .

"Just now." The other person gave me a hearty thumbs up.

Just now... was it the moment when he tapped me on the shoulder? I didn't even notice it at all!

What shocked me even more was that it was just that my eyes and body didn't notice it, which only meant that the girl was skilled in her skills. The problem was that my Rogge's third stingy intuition didn't even notice that the breath of money was leaving me. science!

Staring at the girl, my eyes changed from anger to fear. My natural enemy, this guy is definitely the natural enemy of my third stingy Rogge!

"In the final analysis, as an adventurer, if you clearly have a place to put your money, but you still keep the money bag in your arms, it will attract people to steal it, right?"

The red and white princess also stood up and spoke for the girl. After all, the money had gone into her... er, her father's belly.

"Shut up, put the money bag in your arms, and feel the crisp beating of the gold coins with your heart. No one will understand this beautiful feeling!" I hugged the money bag tightly and looked at me with an awe-inspiring gaze that made everyone drunk. , glaring at the two of them.

"Reimu, do you really plan to get money from this guy?" The girl pointed at me speechlessly.

"Yeah, it's difficult and challenging. I like it." The red and white princess said lightly.

"I've told you several times not to openly discuss defrauding and extorting money from me in front of me!"

"It's great. Reimu has also found his destined enemy." The girl was a little envious.

My destined enemy is you, bastard!

"Ah, did you smell something strange?" Suddenly, the girl shrugged her nose.

When she said it, we seemed to smell it too, and we all raised our noses in unison, and finally, our eyes fell in the direction of the kitchen.

"The vegetables... smell burnt." The red and white princess looked at the spatula in her hand and seemed to think of something.

Half an hour later...

Looking at the plates of black charcoal on the table, I lay down weakly.

"Can't you do it again?"

"Don't waste food." The red and white princess said what a witch should say at this time.

"But..." Suddenly. There was a huffing and puffing sound from the side.

Turning around, I saw the girl eating the only uncooked white rice at a very fast speed, turning a blind eye to the plates of charcoal on the table.

I go!

The Red and White Princess and I also reacted and reached out to our rice bowls in unison.

There are hundreds of birds in the forest, it is better to have one bird in your hand and eat what you can eat first. It’s your own. The girl taught us what to do with her actions.

Fortunately, the rice was cooked enough, and there was no such thing as the legendary Shura scene on the dining table.

"Huha, I'm full. I'm full." The girl put down the rice bowl, poured it down without any girlish image, and touched her slightly bulging belly. Very satisfied.

"How many days have you not eaten?" I couldn't help but ask when I saw that the girl was eating even more ferociously than I was when I was starving to death yesterday.

"Yeah... I'm picking mushrooms in the forest. I get hungry while picking them." The girl said vaguely.

"Collecting mushrooms..." I was stunned for a long time.

"Mainly used as a material for magic, to study magic..." the red and white princess explained at the side.

"Woah woah woah~~~~" The girl waved her hands hurriedly to stop the other party from continuing.

"Ahem, to put it simply. I was too involved in what I liked to do, so I forgot to eat. I'm so hungry now."

"How many days has it been going on?"

"This... about a day or two." The girl's eyes flickered, and she drank from the tea cup to conceal something. It was obvious that she was not telling the truth, and I didn't intend to go into details.

"That's right. If you find any interesting mushrooms, you can trade them with me. I've opened a magic shop in the forest, although I don't open it often."

"Oh, okay...okay." Although it is still difficult to understand how mushrooms can be used to study magic. But it's always not good to pry into other people's private information. When the other party said this, I could only nod subconsciously.

Interesting mushrooms...are psychedelic mushrooms and storm mushrooms the same? I always feel like something terrible will be made out of her.

"Okay, I'm full. I'm leaving." The girl suddenly stood up.

After walking her to the door of the shrine, she turned around and smiled brightly at me: "You and Reimu are very compatible. Well, this makes me feel relieved. Although Reimu looks calm, Although she looks indifferent, she is actually childish and impulsive most of the time, so you have to watch her carefully and don't let her do strange things."

"This trust... is really heavy." I laughed bitterly.

"That's really rude. I'm known as the most mature and calm miko in Gensokyo, so I won't do stupid things." The Kohaku Princess argued dissatisfiedly.

"You are the only miko in Gensokyo!" The girl and I said in unison!

"Don't you two get along quite well?" The red and white princess glared at us even more angrily.

"It's not because of you. Please don't do weird things anymore. You are about to sell out all the integrity of Gensokyo." The girl held her forehead in pain and said.

"Okay, before the money runs out." A sharp look flashed from the corner of the red and white princess's eyes.

"Wow~~~" the girl exclaimed, shaking her head helplessly.

"Forget it, I'm leaving first. You two need to get along well." As she said that, she made a move with her little hand, and an ordinary broom appeared, then she jumped and sat on it.

He waved to us again, showed a bright and refreshing smile, and rushed out like a rocket with a chirp of the broom, flying hundreds of meters away in the blink of an eye.

"It seems I'm worried about you, so I came here to take a look." Looking at the girl's leaving figure, I turned to the red and white princess and said.

"Hmph, mind your own business, I'm not a child, or am I being treated as a child?"

"I mean, she's worried about whether you're cheating on your moral integrity again."

"That's really rude. My moral integrity is not something to be sold casually. It should be a hawk that doesn't fly before a rabbit. Just like that guy, he is an unreasonable guy." The Red and White Princess glared at me, then turned around and went back to clear the table. went.

No matter how many eagles were released, there was still no rabbit caught. That's right. I glanced at the money box and secretly complained.

However, now that I finally caught one, I, this fat rabbit, covered my shriveled wallet and felt like crying.

Ah, speaking of which, it seems that I haven’t introduced each other to that girl yet, and I don’t know her name yet.

Forget it...the pointed black magician hat with a wide brim, the long black and white skirt like an apron, the three skillful hands, the upright and straightforward character, and the magic cabin in the forest.

The answer is no longer guessing.

I must have met her on the last God’s birthday. To be more precise, I must have met her. I didn’t expect to meet her here. I don’t know if she would meet Princess Sanwu. What kind of scene is it?

I secretly smiled and followed the Red and White Princess back to the house, preparing to have a good sleep. I waited for what the Red and White Princess said about the opening of the barrier in a few days, and then returned to Camp Rogge to meet the girl. They meet again.

Just thinking about it makes me so excited that I can’t sleep, you bastard!

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Congratulations to the God of Chaos for being promoted to the role of Palm Moe. Thank you for your strong support to Xiao Qi. You will continue to support Xiao Qi in the future. What a shame~~~

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