Chapter 2042: A Certain Druid’s Trick to Escape

Rogge New District was developed on the third God's Birthday. At that time, Akara almost completely let Lena and Linya take care of it. It can be said that every move and every move here has Lena and Linya taking care of it. Linya’s sweat and wisdom are in it.

It is not an exaggeration to say that Rogge New District is the child of the two of them... Well, this won't cause any strange misunderstandings, right? Although this misunderstanding is quite touching when I think about it...

After three complete circles in the sky of the new district, I took the satisfied Lena and Linya and continued flying towards Akara's home.

Then at this moment, a familiar majestic roar was heard from the ground.

"Who is it? How many times have you said that no traffic is allowed over the camp!" Accompanying the voice was a huge ice spike coming.

I was so frightened that my anus tightened, and out of protective instinct, I held Lena and Linya tightly in my arms, turned my back to the attack, and stuck my butt out.

Chi Liu made a dull sound, as if something was lost, something was lost. I landed with Linya and Lina in my arms expressionlessly, and met head-on with Sister Lina, who was rushing over with a dumb look on her face.

"Brother Wu, how could it be you? No traffic is allowed over the camp. It was clearly you and Elder Akara and the others. They made it with your own hands since the announcement of the use of teleportation. How could you knowingly violate it?"

"Sister Lina, I'll explain this later. I just want to ask a question." After a pause, I looked at her with a tearless expression.

"How long have you been practicing on Gott before you can achieve such accuracy?" After speaking, he turned around and faced Karina with his butt. The shining icicle stuck on it was particularly dazzling and bright red.

"Sorry, sorry. Before I knew it..." She blushed in embarrassment. Karina quickly tapped her hand gently to dissolve the anus-exploding weapon.

Does this count as destroying evidence of a murder?

I touched my big, cold buttocks, and looked even more helplessly, like a child who had done something wrong, and lightly stuck out his tongue at me. Sister Lina looked apologetic.

If it had been someone else. I had to fight him tooth and nail. But the other party was Sister Lina, so I lost my temper. She has always been like a sister. Take care of me, take care of my home, even if you insert another icicle into me, I will have nothing to say.

"Sorry, sorry, but little brother Wu, are you really so confused that you have forgotten the rules you set? If there is no reason, then an apology is an apology. Even if you are an alliance elder, you have to go to the camp and jail for a while. Squat."

Soon, Sister Lina showed her selfless side again, looking at me with a bright look, as if she was a policeman uncle shaking his handcuffs.

"Sister Lina, Brother Wu did this to avoid being chased." Before I could speak, Linya pursed her lips and started to explain.

"Avoiding pursuit? Who else can chase and kill Wu Xiaodi?" Karina was stunned for a moment, and then she looked astonished.

"Oh, I see, that's it, that's it, I understand, I understand, hee hee hee." Nodding her head, the surprise on Karina's face turned into a narrow smile, He looked at me without blinking, full of ridicule.

As the warrior leader of the camp, how could Karina not know the story that the owner and pet of a certain evil harem elder had to tell that had been circulated recently?

"Brother Wu, it's not easy for you either."

"Isn't it?" I sighed sadly, adding in my mind, it would be better if I didn't get fucked by you.

"Since this is the reason, I will forgive you. After all, if you were walking, you might cause a bigger disturbance. Even for the sake of the security of the camp, you have to do this." He nodded. Head, Sister Lina put away the [handcuffs].

"But, Brother Wu, you should make people worry a little more. It's not good to always cause commotion and cause trouble to others, but you will become an idiot like Gott."

"It's not what I thought. This time it's Tamoya's fault." I grimaced, expressing my injustice.

"Isn't Tamoa here because of you?" Sister Lina patted me on the shoulder with a serious expression.

All in all, she wanted to tell me that it's better to restrain myself and stop having a harem. Be careful of the hatchet ending.

Even Sister Lina said this. It seems that I am covered with mouths now, and I can’t explain it clearly.

"Stop talking, little brother Wu, you'd better leave quickly, otherwise it'll be too late." Sister Lina suddenly urged me as she pushed me gently and pushed the two girls into my arms.

What's wrong?

I glanced around subconsciously, and suddenly my hair stood up in horror.

Where am I now, Raccoon City?

The big men, with their heads and hands drooping, shaky steps, and empty eyes, no different from zombies, are gradually coming closer. On their backs, there is a black resentment that seems to have materialized.

"Looking for... found it."

"This guy is finally back."

"The evil harem man."

"Give our goddess back."

"They must have used their authority as elders to plunder all the beauties."

"The three beauties in the camp back then, everyone's dream girl, were all given to this guy... all by this guy..."

"And Lady Vilas, the kindest and gentlest singer in the world, was also deceived by this guy."

"Unforgivable!"

"Our Princess Horadric must have been cast a curse by this guy."

"Our noble Highness Tianhu, Lady Lucia, too. It's all this guy's fault."

"And Your Highness Feini, your flawless Highness Feini, come back quickly, come back to our arms, don't be deceived by this fake cousin! Your every smile belongs to everyone."

A bunch of gay guys show up! ! !

"That's not all. How dare you... dare to play that kind of... that kind of game of master and pet with such a majestic and upright beautiful girl, saying that you are a benefactor or something, you must have caught someone else's leverage to blackmail you. , this shameless bastard, so envious... No, it’s so hateful!”

Hey hey, my inner voice has leaked out.

"I'm still holding Lady Linya in my arms, Lady Lena, damn it. You must have done it on purpose. You must have come out to show off to us on purpose!" This group of people had already begun to cry bitterly. They were really poor guys.

Huge black resentment flowed out from these people's bodies, vaguely forming a large net in the air. A web of resentment that even made me daunted when I looked at it.

"Brother Wu, what are you doing? It's too late if you don't run away. Let me explain in advance that this is all your fault. I won't help." Sister Lina continued to urge.

"Is it too late to leave now?" Seeing that there was already a dense crowd around me, I smiled bitterly.

However, it doesn't matter much.

"Ahem." I coughed a few times and moistened my throat.

Sirus, Ecolu, I'm sorry, at this time, I can only borrow a little bit of your reputation.

"Bastards." I yelled, causing the group of zombie men who were in a state of despair to roar and raise their heads.

"Don't forget, I am the father of Xilusi and Aikelu." Facing these eyes that looked like a lost dog, I smiled calmly.

"Syluth and Aikolu respect me as their father very much. They will not trust anyone without my consent. Do you understand?"

In an instant, the eyes of these people lit up, and one of them was excited and clever, and even said "Father-in-law, I am actually here to pay my respects to you". It was really shameless.

Secretly taking a sip of disdain, I patted Lena's shoulder in my arms and continued to add dishes.

"If that's not enough, I also have a sister, Lena."

"Please make me your brother-in-law, Lord Fan, and I will be your slave from now on!" Another group of people shouted excitedly.

Hey hey, where's the moral integrity?

"Of course, if you have enough patience, actually...Kajiel is also my baby."

"Elder Fan, please accept us." Another group of people raised their fists excitedly.

"Register these guys." I whispered to Karina on the side. Loyalty can be forgiven, but it's damning if a young girl peeps. These guys must be monitored closely.

Luckily it's me, if Carlos were here, all of you would be dead.

"Hmph, I didn't expect that there are so many shameless guys hiding under my nose. Don't worry, none of them can escape."

Carina's eyes were full of helplessness and regret for this group of bachelor men who had lost all their moral integrity. With a sharp glance, she recorded the young girls who were shouting just now.

"Actually, Feini, I've been trying to find a good partner for her recently, so that she won't have to run around restlessly all day long."

"Elder Fan, from now on, you are the leader of our Feini Supreme Group." A hairy, ape-like man came up like lightning, knelt down on one knee in front of me, held his hands He got up and religiously held a... uh, a pink transformation staff in front of me.

A muscular man with a pink transformation staff, why does this perverted setting look familiar?

Also, by the way, you are Hans, right? You are the legendary body hair devil Hans who has the special move [Manly Embrace]!

Finny, run! ! !

I kicked this guy away with one kick. In mid-air, he didn't forget to act as if his clothes were torn apart by the attack. In fact, he deliberately used his muscles on the only thin undershirt on his body. It was stretched out, revealing the upper body full of unruly body hair, especially the curly hair on the chest, which was particularly thick. It looked like Hans with dyed black hair (the Hanbage one), buried in this Hans's It's the same as my chest. Just imagining it makes me feel sick to my stomach.

Sure enough, this guy is definitely a man!

"You know what it's good to flatter me, right?" I glanced at the crowd and saw that these people were as silent as a whistle, nodding their heads without daring to take a breath. For the first time, I felt that my majesty was so powerful and unfathomable.

"Get out of here if you know!"

Everyone immediately turned into birds and beasts and scattered.

"Brother Wu, you did a good job. I didn't expect that I could resolve the resentment of these people so easily." Sister Karina, who was watching from the side, touched my head to express her praise.

"Hmm, thank you, thank you. I have the most experience in dealing with these unscrupulous guys."

I puffed up my chest proudly, but why was there a trace of pity in Sister Lina's admiring eyes?

"Speaking of which, why do I feel that the people in the camp now have less and less moral integrity?" I discovered a big problem. I remember when we first arrived, the entire Rogge camp was full of moral integrity. How could it happen in such a blink of an eye? Years passed. Are you already showing signs of overdraft?

"Well. It's not because of the influence of certain people." Sister Lina sighed. Keep an eye on me.

"Wait a minute, Sister Lina, what are you looking at? Are you trying to say that I am the culprit?"

"no."

"That's good."

"Not good at all, I mean, you're not the only one."

"Then there must be Jeluka, and little Jasmine, and... yes, there is also the witch princess. Although she has only been here for a while, her influence cannot be underestimated." I volunteered to make a small report. Try to get as many people as possible to share the blame.

"And my Gott."

"Yeah."

"And Malagby and the others."

"That's right, it's them. Do you want me to arrest them now? It can be regarded as atonement." I stood at attention and saluted. I was worried that I would not find a chance to catch Lao Ma and their sore feet and give them a good lesson. Who made that group of people laugh at me just now?

"Brother Wu, you are very positive." Sister Lina looked at me with a half-smile.

"Of course, I am an elder of the alliance, for justice and for love!"

"It's just to tease people. Okay, okay, I'm still busy. You guys go to Elder Akara. She has probably been waiting for you to go."

"Then I'll leave first." Seeing Sister Lina put away her joking expression, I didn't waste much time.

"Well, this time I will give you special permission to use the sky above the camp." Sister Lina gave a thumbs up and showed a bright and hearty smile. She is worthy of being our eldest sister, mature, gentle, strict, cheerful, beautiful, and generous. And a little cute.

"Why don't you talk anymore? By the way, Lena, do you still want to share vision?" In mid-air, I found that Lena and Linya had not spoken a word, and I couldn't help but ask strangely.

"No need." Lena shook her head lightly.

"Really? Why are you suddenly not in high spirits? Is there something unhappy about you?"

"No, I'm fine. Don't worry, brother." Lena in her arms raised her head slightly and gave me a faint smile. It was a pure and beautiful smile, but for some reason, it made me feel a little cold.

I...did I offend her in any way? By the way, is it because of what happened just now?

Before he had time to think about it, Akara's small tent had already appeared in his eyes. He kicked off again, taking Linya and Lena with him, and drew a beautiful parabola in the air, less than one meter away from Akara's tent. , fell lightly, and then released the girls in his arms.

"Grandma Akara, we are here." Opening the tent door, it was just as Sister Lina said. Not only Akara was there, but Kane seemed to have arrived a long time ago. The two old people were drinking tea and chatting there, as if they were waiting. What.

No, there is another person here.

Turning my eyes, I was shocked to see a flash of red and white.

"It's here!!!" I suddenly jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on, pointed at the other person and shouted.

"The destroyer of moral integrity in the camp has appeared!"

"What a rude guy." The red and white figure slowly turned the bow on the back of her head and faced her face to face. Who else could it be but the red and white princess?

"Didn't you already go back?" I took a step back and assumed a defensive posture.

"I never told Wu that I wanted to go back."

"We separated when we were in Harrogas, and we pretended to go back!" I felt that my effective mind had been deceived and hurt.

"Founding in the east and attacking in the west." A sharp look flashed out of the corner of the red and white princess's eyes, as if she had done something great.

"Say your sister! What's the point of making a fuss about this? Are we enemies?"

"It's a great plan to take advantage of the unexpected situation and drain Wu's wallet."

"I can't say how amazing it is, but isn't it now useless and exposed?"

"Because it's not needed for the time being." The red and white princess took a light breath and said.

"What's going on?" I was extremely shocked. This princess with 100,000 integrity would actually say such words are unnecessary?

"Because of Akara, I have already thanked you deeply."

"You can feel at ease and leave me alone to receive the thank you gift." I gritted my teeth in hatred.

"There is no way, because Wu is the third stingy Rogge. If he is with Wu, the thank you gift might be discounted."

"How dare you tell the truth so shamelessly."

"This is my advantage." This honest princess gave me a victory gesture, making me lose my temper.

After all, it was her who saved me from the hell world, and I can't thank her enough.

"So, what kind of thank-you gift did you receive?" I first helped Lena sit down, and then led Linya to sit together, took the refreshing water from Claudia, and said Thanks.

Sorry, Claudia, I have been ignoring you following me...

"Akara deserves to be an elder of the alliance, and his generosity is extraordinary." Speaking of the thank-you gift, the red and white princess's cheeks flushed with excitement, and her eyes sparkled.

What kind of thank you gift is it that makes the red and white princess so excited? Moreover, she has never appeared in the many days since I came back. Even at last night's banquet, this guy was supposed to save money by eating and drinking. The character was bound to come, but she still didn't show up.

Could it be that these are all related to thanksgiving gifts?

Soon, the Red and White Princess announced the answer that surprised me.

"Akara allows me to go to the paper mill and move as much as I can." The red and white princess showed a happy expression... (To be continued...)

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