Chapter 1,753 The Weakness of Tragedy
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First, Teacher Kasha and Teacher Galen from the Kingdom of Heaven.
Your student, Druid Wu Fan, has finally stepped onto the ladder of adulthood and completed a trophy that must be earned as a successful man.
Sajia, this life is worth it.
But... but...
What’s going on with this unbearable sadness?
When I woke up, I was filled with endless sadness and emptiness, and the corners of my eyes were wet.
As the saying goes, one monk dives into the water to drink, two monks carry water to drink, and three monks have no water to drink. Now, I understand the meaning of this sentence profoundly.
"Hahu~umwuwu~~Idiot Wu... bullying people...goat milk...can't drink it anymore..."
In a very close position, there was warm, moist and fragrant breath next to my ears, followed by a charming and innocent murmur in sleep (although I am not pure, I recalled yesterday’s conversation about rams and ewes, and felt that in a sense it was very... Oops).
This kind of guy who even dreams about drinking goat's milk and growing up early, no need to think too much, is definitely the little girl Beiya.
But why did I show up too? What role did she play in her dream? By the way, maybe this girl dreamed that after drinking a bottle of goat's milk, she immediately felt like she had gotten a superhuman transformation device. A white light flashed and her body became huge. Incomparable, and then stepped on my feet.
Popeye and Spinach are so weak.
Putting that aside for now, I discovered something more important than whatever sweet dream the idiot princess was having.
As she finished speaking, my earlobe was sucked into my mouth.
Well……
This girl, she definitely thinks my earlobes are breasts.
I can't suck any more milk, you idiot.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. But I felt bad.
Girls all know that earlobes are one of my weaknesses, just like the conspicuous, gem-like core that most bosses have on their bodies, either on their chests, foreheads, or... uh, assholes.
certainly. There are also idiotic bosses that stick to their fists, tails, and even toes.
Experienced players will immediately light up when they see it.
I am one of the more difficult and insidious bosses, so I cleverly hid my weakness on my earlobe, a hidden part that is hard for ordinary players to find. I didn't expect it to be exposed. Could it be that Beiya is the strongest hunter who wears the Zulong Z suit and can challenge the family of mammoths who feed on the Zulong Peak Mountain Dragon?
Thinking of this, I shuddered.
This little girl, when did her body odor change?
At the beginning, it was clear that he was holding my arms with his hands and sandwiching my thighs with his legs. Now, he was touching my head, and he was holding my neck and pinching my waist.
Naturally. He can even bite my earlobe. It’s so despicable. He sneaked close to my weak point and attacked me while I was sleeping. I will never admit that such an insidious hunter can defeat the Mammoth, the God of the Snowy Mountains!
Uh...uh...don't suck it, you bastard, they say it's not breasts anymore! It's so exciting to smoke! He also put his tongue inside the ear and licked it! How much do you miss breast milk, you bastard!
Tia, save me!
System prompt: Player [Tia] has been disconnected and is being reconnected. The remaining time is 999 minutes, please wait patiently.
I:"……"
No...don't panic. I will be the man who defeats the Three Demon Gods in the future. How can you be bothered by such a trivial matter!
Take a deep breath, and another deep breath. Focus……
Concentrate on that shit! Isn't this more sensitive? Asshole!
I decided to think of something else to divert my attention.
For example... let's take this posture issue.
It shouldn't have been like this. Didn't Beja want to stop Tia and I from doing shameless things? So, shouldn't it be more appropriate for her to sleep between Tia and me? Why did you run to the other side?
Of course, considering that this girl is very stupid, she may not have thought of this, so she cannot be blamed, only Time and the World.
The problem is, this feeling is very subtle.
If Beja slept between me and Tia, it would look like a family.
Now, Beja is sleeping on the other side of me, sandwiched between me and Tia, and we look like a family.
One is a happy family, the other is a harmonious family.
Therefore, we can draw the following conclusion: There is only one physical distance between happiness and harmony.
What is this and what...
I sighed weakly. Fortunately, at this time, Beiya finally seemed to understand that there was nothing she could suck out of the thing in her mouth. After licking it with her tongue a few more times, she reluctantly let go.
It's over... I breathed a sigh of relief as if I had been through a long battle, and my eyes revealed the sadness of the vicissitudes of life.
But the little girl Beiya still didn't settle down, and then she rubbed her face up again, and kept rubbing it on my face. Although it was very comfortable to be rubbed by her delicate and soft face, the sleepy words in her mouth were not happy at all. No more.
"Beji...Beji...hehe~~~"
Who is Begi? Bege! I'm not Vegeta, I'm Kakarot!
"Beggy is the doll that Bea holds in her arms when she sleeps." Suddenly, another voice came to my ears, which almost scared me out of my mind.
What, is the original Tia finally reconnected? I told you not to use the iron [beep] broadband, why didn’t you listen to me?
"When did you wake up?" I asked.
"When Fanfan was talking to himself and saying some strange things."
"What weird words?" I was shocked.
"When you say things like [Beya is a sinister hunter] and so on, which are hard to understand."
Haven't you heard almost everything? Asshole!
I gasped for air, and then I realized that the most terrifying hunter was not Beja, but Tia. It turned out that she had been lurking in the grass, pretending to be offline, just waiting for the sound of Demacia.
Is she the one who hides her merit and fame after hunting down the God of the Snow Mountain? I don't know why. Trembling violently.
Also, this problem of talking to oneself needs to be corrected at some point.
"What...what's wrong? Even if you're talking to yourself, there's nothing strange about it. You've already known that I have this bad habit." I noticed that Tia kept blinking her beautiful eyes and looked at me happily. With a silly smile, I couldn't help but ask cautiously.
"Yes, I already knew it." Tia pursed her lips and smiled.
"Fanfan is talking to himself, but that is when he is most unprepared and easiest to peek into his heart."
What?
It turns out...it turns out that there is such a thing! I actually have such a weakness? !
For a moment. I felt extremely frustrated.
It feels like the most insidious, despicable, and difficult hidden final boss in the first generation that was praised by players as invincible. In the second generation, because a weakness was added, it turned into a mass-produced miscellaneous soldier.
So mmv or something... just go bankrupt.
"Huh... huh, even so. I can't even hope to get any useful information. I'm not boasting. Even when I'm talking to myself, I'm very conservative and will never reveal any secrets." I still said to myself Show off your strength.
"Really? Hehehe~~" What replaced Tia's charming laughter was her actions.
One bite hit my earlobe.
Oooo------! ! !
My heart was shaking violently, as if Bowser found Mario jumping on top of his head, and let out a wail in his heart like a tiger being bullied by a dog.
Coach, where is my thorny shell in the first generation? ! ! !
Holding the earlobe lightly. Dia also followed Beja's example, sticking out her wet and soft tongue and licking it constantly.
To Grandma in Heaven, your grandson...is offline.
"In short, it is wrong to bite other people's earlobes casually." After reconnecting, I taught Tiya a serious lesson, hoping to teach her to become a good child who would not bite my earlobe casually.
"Fanfan's expression is very interesting." Dia's smiling eyes looked like crescent moons.
"This is bad taste, bad taste!" I protested loudly.
"Vilas and the others, do you know?" Dia suddenly asked with a sudden twist.
"Huh...huh. Of course I know, the girls all know. And they know it very clearly." Out of inexplicable resistance, I answered proudly.
"Ugh~~~ I'm a little reluctant~~~ I thought I was the first to discover Fanfan's secret." Although I don't know why I am so proud, it seems to have hit Tia, and it is still worth it.
"Don't be stupid and don't look at how many years Vilas and I have been married." I gave a thumbs up cheerfully.
"Because I also wanted to know if the earlobes were their weak point, I bit them often, which led to them discovering them."
Oh oh oh——What am I trying to explain? Such a shameful thing!
"Fanfan is such an idiot." Tia sighed half angrily and half seriously.
"Yeah...yeah, I'm really an idiot."
It can't be refuted, it can't be refuted at all.
"Hehe, it's very simple if you want me to stop biting Fanfan casually." The little girl turned around, raised her upper body slightly, pressed her plump and proud breasts on my chest, and lightly tapped her lips, charmingly moving.
She didn't speak, she just kept blinking, with a "you know" attitude.
"Yes Yes Yes……"
Please tell me the whole story, don't just say a few words which can easily be misunderstood.
Threatened but helpless, I raised my hand, gently held Tia's head, pressed it down, and kissed it.
This good morning kiss lasted a little longer, until a sharp gaze made Tia and I unable to continue, so we reluctantly stopped, turned our heads, and opened our eyes to face each other, like Medusa. Beiya, who had windless hair, laughed guiltily.
"I don't know... shame." From the little girl's mouth, words that were still childish but extremely sharp came out softly.
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"Ah, as expected, he's not here."
It was all as expected. Duriel's cave was not far away from us, and we didn't encounter any monsters along the way, which speeded up our speed a lot. It took about an hour or so to get there. Arrive at Duriel's cave.
Different from the ancient tomb corridor that was getting darker, damper and colder just now, this place can be regarded as a gorgeous and bright world.
The huge cave is completely covered by frost that is as indestructible as ice that has lasted for thousands of years. It's such a thick layer that even if I thrust my sword hard into the ground, I could only make a small hole.
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