Chapter 1,781 Another Incredible Thing About the Camp
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After finally getting rid of these naughty kids, I felt as if all the good fur on my body had been plucked out by those little guys.
It's really lawless. Do they know who Ben Druid is? That’s the savior’s hair!
I grinned and puffed out my nostrils with an angry expression. Unexpectedly, it failed to resonate. Not only did I get ridiculed by Bea, but even Tia, who had always been on my side, snickered a few times behind my back, which made me laugh. I felt betrayed by the whole world.
Speaking of which, the little girl is an upgraded version of the naughty girl. I groaned a few times to express my dissatisfaction.
"Fanfan, where are we going next?" After finally holding back her laughter, Tia hugged me and continued to rub me affectionately. I originally planned to be loyal and unyielding and swear to death, but after being rubbed by her a few times, my heart softened. .
[Go find some friends] I quickly held up a sign.
I originally heard the little fox say that little Heitan might wake up in the next day or two. I was very anxious and didn't plan to go out for a walk. But the little fox confidently said it would be at night, and she was watching from the side. , if I keep watching closely, it will undoubtedly put huge pressure on Xiao Heitan.
My precious daughter is an extremely sensitive and delicate girl.
"friend?"
【Very surprised? This druid said as if he had no friends in the camp] I glared at Tia.
"No, no, I'm just curious."
[Gam, just follow me] Throwing the three wooden signs coolly, I strode forward.
Beya wanted to climb onto my shoulder and sit down again, but I refused, picked her up and threw it aside. Who was laughing so happily on the side just now? You have offended this Druid and you still want to sit?
"Idiot Wu, stingy Wu. Pervert Wu, pervert Wu..." As a result, along the way, this little girl was right behind me, clinging to me like a spirit behind me and kept muttering. The sweet voice made me feel comfortable when scolding, as if someone was picking out my ears.
Swear. Insult me more enthusiastically and passionately, hahahahaha~~ Wait, why do I want to enter the TikTok branch without permission, you bastard!
First of all, the first one is... I still stayed in the camp and did not leave. When I came back a few days ago, I even went to the Hanbag Team and the KFC Team to have a meal with my family.
Listen to Akara. It was these two groups of guys who had finally made peace with the camp after the departure of the old drunkard, and stirred up a bloody storm, making it no longer peaceful.
Let's go and see what stupid things these guys are doing.
When we arrived at the place where these guys often hang out, as expected, a large group of people had gathered around the open grassland, laughing and yelling, making it as noisy as a vegetable market. In order to prevent riots, the camp had to arrange several small groups of soldiers to patrol the surrounding areas.
Hey, hey, you're causing trouble for me, bastard.
I strode forward and patted the adventurer who was standing in front of me and wanted to squeeze in.
"What are you doing? You didn't look at me. I'm busy... uh."
Under the pressure of the tiger of East China and the bear of the camp, the other party has not finished speaking. He obediently stepped aside. In the same way, the crowded crowd in front also consciously gave way to a path.
Hum. Have you seen it? This is a deterrent.
I held my head high, strode forward with the two little girls, easily passed through the crowd, and reached the innermost part.
No matter how noisy and noisy the crowd's frolic was, it seemed incomparable to the scene I saw in front of me - two simple open-air kitchens, set up in the center of the open space, facing each other in a figure-eight shape, as if they were often seen on TV. Crazy shows like MasterChef.
Then, I saw the oil pan dancing wildly, the shovel flying over, and afterimages dancing on the stove.
Rickon and Hans, the two old rivals, looked like the characters in Beidou Fist, with clear muscles, tight clothes, and solemn expressions.
The side dishes they made in their hands were painted in a style that resembled that of a Chinese [Beep] master. From time to time, golden light spurted out, soaring into the sky. Occasionally, a giant steaming dragon would rise from the pot and roar at the opponent.
I:"……"
What kind of fuss is going on here? Do you two humble cooks want to become animation supervisors? And it’s still plagiarism!
However, I was careful and found some differences from previous competitions.
That is, whether it is beside Ricken or Hans, there is an ordinary teenage child, looking at them with admiration.
I remember when I left, I chatted with them and what they said was that the reason why they didn’t go back to the second world right away was to train the next generation. It seemed like that.
In this case, it means that the two children are the descendants of Rickon and Hans respectively.
In fact, I can roughly figure it out without having to think about it.
Because they are very similar, really similar.
Next to Hans was a girl of twelve or thirteen years old. Although she was not very old, her eyes shone with a more determined and mature color than her peers, just like those who had started to help their seriously ill parents since they were five or six years old. Good boy for all the chores.
Of course, as a member of the Ricken family, he would definitely not be in such a miserable state, so he must have been cultivated deliberately since he was a child as the future successor of the family's fast food restaurant. Look at the girl to see if she looks across the way, with a hint of fear in her eyes. You can tell by his fierce fighting spirit and deep disdain.
In addition, the girl's profile is somewhat similar to that of Aleus, especially the fiery red hair that is inherited from the family and represents orthodoxy. It can be seen that when she grows up, she will also be a beautiful girl like Aleus. .
However, what makes me speechless is that the long hair that should be as beautiful as Arius, as bright as flames, was made into an afro like Hans by the girl.
As a result, the girl who was supposed to be pretty and beautiful turned into a non-mainstream girl, which made me speechless for a long time.
Think about it, if Arius also had such a hairstyle... Puff puff -! ! !
Just imagining it in my mind, I couldn't help but hold my belly and chuckle.
"Aleus, I feel it. A wave of malice."
As a result, as soon as I lowered my head, I discovered that Arius had come to me at some point, holding my paw. His big, light blue eyes, like those of a small animal, stared at me closely, with a keenness like that of a small animal. look.
It turns out...it turns out to be Arius. I patted my chest and stretched out the soft fleshy pads of my palms. After touching her head, the little rotten girl suddenly narrowed her eyes in happiness, forgetting that she was here to ask questions.
Let’s look at the battlefield again.
As for the girl next to Hans, I have fully realized the blood relationship between the two of them. What about Ricken?
It's a boy. The girl opposite is about the same age, maybe twelve or thirteen years old.
Then, like Ricken, he had neatly combed white hair, and... a neatly trimmed short white beard less than half an inch long.
I was so scared that I peed. This was too cruel. What kind of terrible inheritance is it that I have a white beard at this age? !
Until the back, I saw the boy under the strong wind with Ricken's hands dancing. From time to time, I would reach out and fiddle with his neat, short white beard, only to realize that it was fake and pasted on.
At that time, I was rudely thinking that it was great that I was not born into a family like Ricken and Hans.
He has the same knight-like upright and firm eyes as Ricken, and there is also a touch of vicissitudes in it. I don’t know where he got it from, but he looks exactly like the eleventh little Ricken. certainly. The eyes on the other side were equally full of fighting spirit and disdain.
"It's done!!!" Two roars sounded at the same time. I saw Ricken and Hans put away the pot, quickly filled the plates, and then placed the shaped burgers and golden fried chicken legs on the table at a dizzying speed.
Suddenly, every plate burst into light, twisting into a sky-high beam of light and spraying into the clouds. The light gradually formed a entrenched dragon and a flying tiger with wings spread, confronting each other and roaring, fully interpreting the spectacular scene of a dragon fighting with a tiger.
I said enough of the infringements, you bastard! Could it be that God has gone berserk in the prison of the Time and Space Administration, has given up on himself, and is going to stage a nationwide act of indignity? !
"Come on, come on, let's enjoy the new flavor fried chicken drumsticks specially made by our KFC fast food restaurant. It's free to taste. Come and take a bite. Give it a try. I guarantee that everyone will have endless aftertaste." Ricken clapped his big hands and attracted the crowd. After paying attention, he shouted loudly.
Hans on the opposite side was naturally not to be outdone, and he also worked hard to recommend their new flavor hamburgers to everyone.
Fortunately, the two people knew that fighting with bad words would only hurt both sides, so they didn't use the lines of carrion sellers and dead flies as they usually did, and fired at each other. They just looked at each other, and the flash of swords was naturally inevitable.
The crowd who had been waiting for a long time immediately cheered and divided into two parts, each walking towards their own goals. There were also some people who wanted to take both sides, and usually ended up miserable.
So that’s it, I asked why there are so many people gathered around to watch the fun, it turns out that these guys are just waiting for freebies.
I have to admit that the signature burgers, fried chicken legs, and other fast food made by Ricken and Hans taste very good. In terms of the craftsmanship in making these nutritious junk foods, even Willas cannot compare. For such a It is reasonable for adventurers who have nothing to do and have nothing to do to be willing to wait.
"Fanfan, come on, ah~~~" While distracted, he heard Tia's voice coming from the side.
I saw her holding two plates in her hands, one plate of fried chicken legs and one plate of hamburgers. She was looking at me with bright eyes. With her white and small fingers, she pinched a piece of fried chicken legs and brought it to my mouth.
We actually got two sets. This Princess Horadric is a bit cruel. Could it be that she violated the rules of the camp and used teleportation? In this case, I will have to show her majesty as an alliance elder and lecture her. .
Looking out of the corner of my eye, I found that Beya also had two plates in her hands, and she was happily gnawing on them by herself.
That’s it, Tia, you are so virtuous and capable. You can win two sets. I opened my eyes wide and couldn’t believe it.
"Guard, get it for me." Little girl Beiya noticed my eyes, and proudly raised the half-eaten hamburger to me. Her beautiful cherry-colored lips were covered with a layer of oil, and she looked like Very delicious looking.
I'm saying hamburgers are delicious, don't get me wrong.
I was so stunned that I completely forgot that this little girl was still the noble princess of the Elf tribe. There is also a group of elusive guards protecting him.
Only Aleus and I are gone. Of course, Aleus is gone. That’s because she owns the hamburgers. She can eat them if she wants, so she won’t fight for them. Fried chicken legs... those are the things of the enemy.
"Hey, idiot Wu Daze. No more." Seeing that the food had been robbed, Beiya gloated and made a face at me.
I don’t want this kind of junk food, I curled my lips in disdain.
"Of course, my kind-hearted Highness is not unable to show mercy. As long as you, idiot Wu, are willing to call me Lord Beiya, I can consider giving you something to eat."
A blush quickly flashed across her pretty little face, and Beiya lifted up the half-eaten hamburger in her hand and brought it to the other person's mouth.
"Come on, come on, scream, it smells good, doesn't it?"
"Beiya, it was me first. Fanfan should eat mine first." Seeing that Beiya also followed the same example, Tia was not happy.
"You're so naive. How can we take care of first come, first served at this time? Of course, the masters come first. Let me teach you the cruelty of reality. Hurry up and eat quickly." Beiya smiled [mature and charming] , and handed the hamburger in his hand forward a little further, almost blocking my mouth.
I said. Are the conditions no longer needed?
at this time. I found that the scene was unusually quiet, and the noise just now seemed to be fake. The originally chaotic arena of the God of Cooking competition became audible.
what happened?
I looked around and found that all the adventurers turned around and stared at me, forgetting even the food in their hands, as if there was something more delicious than fried chicken legs and hamburgers here.
Oops, could it be that Tia and Beja's intimate behavior made them misunderstand? The name of the harem elder will once again spread far and wide, spreading throughout the Dark Continent.
After carefully looking at everyone's eyes, I found that it didn't look like it.
Their eyes were not angry, but curious.
Yes, it's curiosity.
How do puppet bears eat? I really want to know, I really want to know, I really want to know! !
Everyone's eyes are filled with such a strong desire for knowledge.
A strong atmosphere of gossip replaced the battle between dragons and tigers in the sky and became the protagonist of this battle.
I:"……"
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