Chapter 526: Keprulu Asks for Help

The arrival of the mercury lamp was an early warning signal, Shana's intrusion was a confirmation alarm, the Academy Apocalypse team and Sousuke Sagara who went to the wrong set were the heavy rains, and the Spartans who followed were the official first Hongfeng.

Anyone with common sense knows that the first peak means only one thing: it is followed by the second one.

The formation of the Spartans through time seemed to be a sign of the beginning. Immediately afterwards, the army of time travelers emerged from all over the place and began their trouble-making actions. Of course, those who followed closely behind were those who were already on standby around the world. Imperial soldiers.

A large number of suspicious targets whose actions were unusual for ordinary people were quickly targeted, and then investigated and captured by covert action forces. In the cities with the worst outbreaks, two hundred time-traveling suspects could even be found in one day. Of course, there may be a hundred of them. Among the performance artists, fifty are experts and professors, thirty are Internet writers, and the remaining thirty are time-travelers...

Eh? I'll do the math again...

Ahem, in short, today's earth has become a distribution center for time-travelers. A large number of weird guys from various worlds emerge in an endless stream, and the agents we sent out and the special forces team started working overtime day and night. Fortunately, as long as they can lock the suspicious target, it is relatively easy for them to judge whether the other party is a time traveler. Dingdang used the leaves of the World Tree to squeeze out a special extraction liquid, which even ordinary people can use Using it, smearing it on the eyeballs can distinguish things that do not belong to this world. Travelers will appear shit yellow in their eyes - even though Dingdang repeatedly emphasized that it is just the color of orange-flavored lollipops, I still like it Full of resentment.

So you can often see this scene in nooks and crannies all over the world: a group of men wearing black police uniforms or silly old-style suits will corner a performance artist who is wearing strange clothes and behaving weirdly. , when the passers-by thought that something tragic was about to happen, the people in black suits began to neatly take out the eyedrop bottles and apply the medicine on themselves. In the next second, more than a dozen sharp-eyed people swarmed up and pushed the unfortunate "artist" down. land.

Of course, it may also be an apology.

Although the above-mentioned things all happen in the corners of streets and in inaccessible places, when they happen simultaneously all over the world every moment, or even hundreds of times a day in a city, it is hard to say whether they will attract the attention of ordinary people. Well, that's the theory.

But in fact it's just the opposite.

Whether it is "a group of black suits wearing eye drops and beating up cosplay enthusiasts in the street" or "a large number of performance artists/cosplay enthusiasts appearing on the streets", it has never attracted too much attention, even the most gossipy aunt. After tea and dinner, I lamented that the world has been deteriorating. While public order is not good, all kinds of evil spirits are also emerging.

This fully illustrates one thing. Today, with the rapid development of spiritual culture, performance art and violent aesthetics have indeed been integrated into the lives of ordinary citizens, and they have become accustomed to it.

Of course, the special departments of the supernatural group and the power accumulated by the imperial commanders in human society may have played a big role in appeasing the local government. All in all, everything is going on in a very harmonious and beautiful atmosphere, and the broad masses of the people I never thought that the cosplayers passing by me had anything to do with another world, just like Harry who ran rampant in Nanhu Park at 10:30 last night and caused a couple to become impotent (this kind of mystery is very mysterious, but I hope you don’t analyze it) ?Porter's rampage was eventually explained as a rare high-tech speed car robbery case, and everything was concealed.

This is the "Imperial Migrant Population Management Rescue and Reception Center" that was urgently established in Shadow City. A group of tall imperial soldiers temporarily acted as official officials here, responsible for registering the new arrivals. In the first After the peak of time travelers arrived, this place became the busiest place in the entire Shadow City within an hour. The vast metallic hall was filled with people like a waiting room. Travelers from all worlds and races intertwined into the largest city in history. The richest national cultural expo, its ingredients are complex enough to support a political writer for two lifetimes - and it is updated five times a day.

But miraculously, these diverse and chaotic guys surprisingly maintained basic order when mixed together, so I couldn't help but begin to wonder what the "friendly invitation" that the imperial soldiers swore to be like was about.

"Name?"

A soldier wearing a suit but wearing an alloy armor asked the weak young man in front of him in a sullen voice.

"Wei... William Sanges..." The weak young man was obviously frightened when he was captured. In addition, because he had been pampered since he was a child (you can tell by the big chains all over his body), he answered the strong man in front of him at this moment. The bear-like imperial soldier looked trembling when he asked.

"Profession?"

"Magicians...nobles...have no official positions..."

"The place of origin and the time traveled - the reason for coming to this world?"

"From...from the Kingdom of Elkaron. I came here because of...a mistake in practicing magic."

"Your number is A1531. Follow the James Bond team to Area A to wait for distribution and injection of tracking serum." The imperial sergeant at the registration office said roughly, picked up the steel seal next to it and "dong" on the registration form He stamped it on the ground, and then carefully pulled out the form that had been pressed into the table. Looking around, no one quickly handed it to the other party.

"Boy, let me give you a suggestion. Maybe steel is very valuable in your world, but here, your chain looks like a prisoner - Hey, Kaisen, let me borrow your steel seal."

The speaker was a senior officer on the table next to him. He was wearing a neat black suit, and a pair of big sunglasses couldn't hide the majestic and upright look on his face. This man looked like Uther's version of a black super SWAT officer. After the imperial officer ridiculed the young boy who had just completed registration, he immediately shamelessly borrowed something from his subordinate.

"Sir, where is your steel seal?" the adjutant named Kaisen asked while handing over the steel seal.

"I used too much force just now, and it has already been pressed flat - Hey, that green-skinned guy over there, don't leave, come here and register, what's your name?"

"Piccolo..."

"...Want to play it? The original version of Dragon Ball, in high definition."

"...I just want to ask when can I go back?"

The black super officer shrugged: "Wait, there are more than thirty Jedi Knights in front of you. If you are really bored, I will tell you a fortune later - the red-haired one in the back! How many times have I told you , Kusanagi Kyo is not here! You really want to fight with the scorpions, I guarantee that the female tyrannosaurs will make you want to die..."

"I feel like the world is in chaos."

In a corner of the registration hall, a small group of people gathered together, eating edamame and leisurely looking at the busy hall filled with people while muttering and commenting.

"Hey, hey, girl Xue, as a prophet, don't talk nonsense, I will take it seriously."

Lin Xue glanced at me sideways, and while feeding the peeled beans to the little bubbles running around on the seats next to her, she muttered: "These are the exact words you said when you saw that little girl just now."

"Nonsense," I looked up to the sky and rolled my eyes, "My name is Lina? Inbas's crime is also Lina? Inbas's guy is the moving doomsday. When you saw her, didn't you also sigh and say, "May Dingdang protect the world?"

"That's because you, the idiot, remembered it wrong!"

"But today is really an eye-opener," my elder sister always used her gentle voice to mediate when Lin Xue and I were arguing, "Ajun, it feels like our family is running a travel agency."

Is the scale of this travel agency too big?

"Hey, does this kind of chaos often happen in this world? Why do you all look so calm?"

While we were busy knocking edamame, there was a little man who was also a traveler but got the first quota because he came earlier. He was observing the hall curiously. At this time, he seemed to have thought of something and immediately stopped talking. he asked me politely.

"Mercury Lamp, how many times have I told you to call me brother!"

"Don't even think about it!" The arrogant doll turned his head angrily, "Don't think you can do whatever you want just because I've been talking to you in the past two days. I won't satisfy your perverted desires - Hey! Answer me question!"

This state is... awkward?

Isn't it just because I pinched you under my arm when I came over? I usually carry the goddess in my pocket.

"This is the first time this kind of chaos has happened in this world," I explained while shaking my head, placing a few edamame beans on a small plate in front of the mercury lamp. The latter looked at me strangely, hesitated, and picked it up. "It's just that we have encountered things a hundred times more troublesome than this in other worlds, and we have become accustomed to it."

That is, in terms of the seriousness of the problem, the travelers all over the earth cannot compare to the Zerg on the entire planet, right? It's just that the current situation is extremely troublesome. After all, the earth is my home, and protection depends on everyone. Pandora is so happy that a sniper cannon can take care of everything. I will cry to death.

"You run around saving the world all day long, right? I heard that big crow that can turn into a maid said that that innocent ghost treats you like his own god. Humph, I think you are just a fool. Just a good old guy."

"That's right, if you look at ordinary people, they look like fools and good people." My sister looked at the mercury lamp quietly, with a kind of faint coercion in her eyes that I call "the aura of my sister, the nemesis of children", "But Arjun is the leader of the empire, so he can only be called Renjun, mercury lamp. As a child, you should always see the light."

I have never been able to understand how onee-sama’s huge killing power against loli shota-like creatures comes from, but her talent does exist, just like most people don’t understand nuclear energy but the sun above them still fuses every day , Onee-sama's aura cannot be explained, but the mercury lamp is really afraid of her - the big-headed doll suddenly calmed down.

But it was only honest for a minute.

"Hey, when can you send me back or help me find my father?"

Mercury Lamp once again brought up this topic that she always talked about, but this time, she put "go back" before "find my father".

"You have to understand that your world is not on our login list, but I promise that I will send you home as soon as possible."

This was the only weak comfort I could give. Then, after hesitating for a long time, I gently put my hand on the small head of the mercury lamp and massaged it twice.

More or less, it would make her feel more at ease.

"Snapped!"

Sure enough, it was opened directly...

Lin Xue looked at my deflated expression and laughed, and the meaning in the eldest lady’s eyes appeared in front of me like subtitles: "Mumu, your nanny halo has finally worn off!"

Yep, my motives just now were relatively pure.

The bustling throngs of travelers not far from us felt as weird as watching a movie. After observing them for such a long time, I gradually discovered what these travelers had in common.

The first question almost everyone asks is: “When can we go back?”

Traveling through time is not as wonderful as you think.

Suddenly being thrown from your home to a place where you have no friends, everything you know falls apart in an instant. The family you have been with day and night are now so far away from you that it cannot even be described in terms of life and death. Moreover, you have to face a different world full of dangers...

As well as a group of imperial soldiers with serious violent tendencies.

This kind of pressure is not something that ordinary people can bear. No matter how many times you read the online article about x point and yyed about the scene of yourself killing everyone in another world, when time travel really comes to you, you will feel homesick, especially It was after these time travelers had passed through the earth in fear for several days.

It would be better if it was a traveler from a parallel world on Earth, such as Shana. At least she could find many things she was familiar with here, but those Namekians and Orcs were really overwhelming now.

Uh...it seems like there are exceptions?

In front of me, a time traveler who was completely different from the others passed by, an Earthling, an Earthling wearing a hurdle vest, big pants and flip-flops, and an Earthling who was buying porn with the Imperial soldiers. The time passed before my eyes like a revolving door. This is the first time I have seen such a calm master among many time travellers.

"Excuse me, time traveler?"

Out of curiosity, I came behind this maverick time traveler, patted him on the shoulder and said hello, "I am the person in charge here, they all call me Chen Jun."

"Ah, it's a pleasure to meet you," the flip-flop uncle grinned at me, "I just wore it the day before yesterday and was nicknamed Big Eyeball..."

I:"……"

"Arjun, what's wrong with you?"

When I returned to my seat, I saw a strange expression on my face, so Qianqian immediately came over and asked.

I shook my head: "It's okay, I might have seen the boss just now... Qianqian, can you stop broadcasting the part just now?"

Then everyone at the table looked at me like I was an alien.

This is just a small episode, and what follows is still a leisurely time of watching a good show.

However, it seemed that God could not bear to see everything going on so smoothly. The next morning, an emergency communication from the New Eden Federation let me know that while we were licking the beans, there were still two good guys. Friends are in dire straits.

There is a beautiful place deep in the distant sea of ​​stars... Forget it, this style doesn't suit me. To put it simply, in the distant Koprulu sector, a human uncle named James Reno and a man named Ze The Protos hunk of Latour is experiencing unprecedented pressure: this is what they expressed to me in their morning correspondence.

Ya didn't know how to implicitly express his positive attitude that as a party member, he could overcome all difficulties. The current situation was good but he hoped that organizational comrades would come to guide the work. From the very beginning, he pointed out the huge difficulties they encountered in a very bachelor manner.

social chaos.

This is not easy to understand. After all, even on Earth with a relatively low level of civilization, things like time travelers suddenly appearing on the streets and black superheroes beating up cosplayers in the street did not cause much panic. However, in the Koprulu sector, those who have already Federal citizens who are accustomed to seeing strange alien creatures and combat robots parading through the streets have begun to feel uneasy.

The reason is very complicated. In short, after the cataclysm, the dark clouds that have always hung over the entire New Eden Federation, the confusion in the hearts of the entire race and the worries about the future have finally found a breakthrough point.

It is impossible to find out who was the first to poke him out, but now there is indeed a rumor among the ordinary people of the New Eden Federation that "invaders from other worlds have entered human society, and even the Xiling Empire has sent commissioners to come." With such rumors spreading, the social unrest caused by such rumors will be absolutely disastrous. .

And what’s even more deadly is that these rumors are easily confirmed, whether it’s strangely dressed or “insane” people appearing out of thin air, federal agents rushing out to make arrests, or the secret concentration camps that recently appeared in the public eye, all of them are strongly confirmed. In addition to all this, due to disaster reconstruction, the New Eden Federation is now in a state of shortage of residential land. They can't even find an idle ecological planet to accommodate the billions of travelers (thanks to the New Eden Federation Huge territory, this number will steadily increase in the coming days), and the result of concentrating it under the public's nose is a new round of doomsday theory in society.

The most urgent request that Renault asked me for help is to hope that the empire can help them build an ecological planet that can accommodate the time travelers as soon as possible (creating an ecological planet within a few days is a technology that the New Eden Federation definitely does not have at the moment), at least Don't let those emergency concentration camps irritate people's nerves anymore.

And Raynor and Zeratul have jointly told me that they now really want to eat the guy who first spread the rumor with chili sauce.

This shows the superiority of human society (especially the "Earth" side). They are baptized by all kinds of gossip and doomsday news all day long. The spirit of the people of the Earth shows a kind of spirit that makes the people of Protos feel... Such amazing tenacity, if similar rumors spread on the earth, I guarantee that they will not even be able to get out of the third ring road, and they will have to be fermented into entertainment versions in the saliva of uncles and aunts - just like the story in 2012.

"So, now you have to go to New Eden Federation in person."

I said this before pushing Lilina onto the Imperial flagship heading to the Koprulu sector.

"Why do you always have to leave the errands to me?" A certain pseudo-loli priestess looked unhappy. She had just taken a long trip from Azeroth a while ago, and now she was still tired.

"Just treat it as a missionary mission," I chuckled. The girl said she was reluctant, but didn't she accept the mission honestly?

"Tch, black-hearted boss... then I'll set off." Leaving behind such a sentence, the chief priestess of the Goddess of Life, the chief heresy judge, the great pope, the chief ascetic, the chief maid, the chief... a big liar, She led the Temple Legion she formed, a bunch of jobless vagrants, a bunch of militarists, and a bunch of religious lunatics, and left the solar system with great momentum, embarking on her magnificent journey - this is a story later.