Chapter 520 The Truth Is Messier than You Think

"I was wrong, I was really wrong. Good will be rewarded with good and evil will be rewarded with evil in this life and in the next life. This is sin..."

"Well, Brother Jun looks so miserable. Sister Sandora, did I do something wrong?"

Alaya looked at "Brother Monarch" who was surrounded by black energy, as if he was possessed by Mrs. Xianglin. He pitifully turned his head to the outside world in the ruins, sitting on the gorgeous throne that he took out from his personal space. , sipping black tea elegantly like a queen... er, Her Majesty the Queen.

"It doesn't matter, Arjun just thinks of the unlucky guy in another world whose house was demolished by us, and feels the same way."

"Sandora, if we accidentally damage someone's yard in the future, we must remember to pay the compensation! This retribution will come too soon!"

After hearing Shandora's words, I immediately turned my head, my face full of Mrs. Xianglin.

The devastated living room was extremely desolate.

All the furniture was turned into pieces, and a layer was spread on the ground. The newly replaced floor and the shallow, thick carpet specially used for Sandora's rolling turned into red and brown strips, criss-crossing. These were the damage of mercury lamps. There are deep and deep scratches on the wall, each of which reveals a bit of performance art. This is Alaya's masterpiece. A big hole was broken in the corner, revealing the water pipe that is leaking water. This is Sandora's masterpiece. The result of the claws, and what's more terrible, is a huge hole in the ceiling. The opening at an angle of 45° shines bright sunlight, illuminating the living room like a bombing site. This is Alaya's contribution.

Of course, about 30% of the damage is still participated by each of us. This is what makes me lament even more!

They were clearly warned not to use extraneous force, so why did they still cause such trouble to the house? Does punching through a wall during a fight count as "regular strength"? By the way, this is a wall lined with interstellar alloy!

Sure enough, when a bunch of super beings are taking action, it's nonsense to hold back. The so-called "out of specification" means that even if you have the mentality of Tang Monk, your actions will still produce the results of the Black Mountain Demon. You can fight against a bunch of super beings. The only thing that remained unscathed amidst the commotion was New Tokyo City 3, the only one left was Earth-King from Dragon Ball. In the real world, there is no such perverted place where the birds are still singing and the flowers are fragrant after resisting a nuclear explosion.

Including our big house, which can theoretically withstand a saturation nuclear attack.

"I'm... I'm so sorry..." Ding Ling stared blankly at the living room that was clean and spacious a few minutes ago. After a lot of chaos, it turned into an earthquake ruins. There was a deep uneasiness in her tone at this moment, "I didn't expect that I'm so sorry that this doll can..."

Come on, just apologize, I don't believe you can actually pay a penny for compensation!

"Speaking of which, if I could stop time just now, it seems I could catch her in one fell swoop."

At this moment, Qian Qian's quiet words made us fall into silence collectively.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier!?"

Qianqian scratched his hair and gave me a silly laugh: "Because I thought it was fun to see a doll that could move on its own, so I just thought about it!"

"And it seems that space jumping and other things can catch her easily."

As soon as Qian Qian finished speaking, Sandra next to her clapped her palms in sudden realization.

I immediately glared at this girl who was also thinking behind the scenes.

Sandora also laughed silly: "Because... it's very interesting."

It’s fun and doesn’t involve demolishing the house, okay? Can't these two silly girls think in a way that humans can understand! ? Sandora, it’s okay that you are an alien, Qianqian, you... forget it, let Qianqian think normally, I might as well consider changing Sandora’s three views.

Just think of it as a way to make them happy. When King Zhou You played beacon fire on the princes, he was also a beauty. Although he died miserably later, at least he was a ginseng prostitute at that time. As the head of the empire, I want to make my sister happy. Demolishing your own house shouldn’t be considered a heinous crime…

But Sandora and Qianqian can be forgiven, but the culprit who caused all this needs criticism and education!

With this in mind, I cast my judgmental gaze on the proud doll girl who was surrounded by a large circle of supermen. She was a little flustered by the thrilling siege just now, but she still glanced at everyone with angry eyes.

"Sit down, hands behind your back!"

Mercury Lamp was shocked by my sudden burst of majestic aura, and then... pretended not to hear it.

"Arjun, Arjun, you've been ignored~~~" Qianqian immediately yelled heartlessly from the side.

"Don't make trouble," I coughed twice awkwardly, then showed an expression that I had everything under control, and faced the doll girl in front of me who, although she was surrounded and embarrassed by us, still maintained a arrogant and indifferent expression, as motionless as an iceberg, " The mercury lamp, right? The first doll, right? Want to find your own father? We are undertaking a similar business, you come first and sign this contract, and become the young magician..."

Halfway through my words, I couldn't say any more. I've seen people who ignore others, but I've never seen anyone who can ignore others to this extent!

Although such a arrogant, cold and autistic girl is very popular in animations and comics, if she is put in front of you in real life, you will know how difficult it is to communicate with her - definitely no less than the Eighth Route Army who persuaded the puppet troops to surrender!

I kept talking for a long time, and this girl just stared at the broken wood residue on the ground and wandered around for a long time. If she blinked in the middle, I would drink Sandora's soup together with the pot!

"Are you done?" Seeing me calm down, the iceberg doll named Mercury Lamp finally said coldly, "You think I will be fooled? This is what that woman told you, right? Humph, even though I was fooled by that glowing I defeated a guy who looks like an angel, and I didn’t expect that a mere human being could have such power, but as the most perfect doll created by Father, I will not be deceived by your sweet words, human being!”

I was inexplicably moved on the spot: It’s not easy, but someone recognized me as a human being! We have been excluded from this species for many years!

Just because I said "a mere human being" just now, I decided to reduce her living room repair costs by 30%...well, twenty...six...three percent! Reduce her repair fee by 1%!

However, I was very moved. In the end, I found that it was too difficult to communicate with mercury lamps.

One reason is the other party's character: aloof, cold, and distant. Even if she is surrounded by a bunch of weird and powerful "mere humans" and falls into a dilemma with no chance of winning, she will not give a good look at all - and we really can't The second one was a matter of first impression. Ding Ling had obviously used low-level lies like "I'll help you find your father" to coax the mercury lamp to stay in the box, but after the latter opened the box What she saw was a street uncle and a circle of inexplicably fanatical women. She was shocked and thought she had been deceived, and then we violently watched in a very uncivilized manner (the one with Bubbles). Idiot!), the way the mercury lamp looks at me now is almost the same as the way the urban management looked at Cicaro.

This is class hatred!

"Pandora, please look at this little one first." After another failed communication, I finally gave up and waved to Pandora, who was beeping boringly next to me. By the way, I also slightly hit the opponent's 92.3cm body. .

The mercury lamp didn't react at all, but Pandora beside her was stunned.

"Okay, okay, the trouble is over for now." I watched Pandora put the burning mercury lamp directly on her shoulders, and the two little ones strode out of the living room ruins. I waved to everyone, "Now Let’s discuss it…Bubbles, why are you biting the handkerchief?”

I saw that the child's mother was holding a white handkerchief that she didn't know where it came from. She was biting the corner of the handkerchief with tears in her eyes. She grabbed the edge of the handkerchief and pulled it hard with a look of resentment on her face: "Oh Woohoo, figure, someone else’s figure, someone else’s collector’s edition 1:1 movable and vocal limited edition out-of-print figure... The child’s father, you are bullying me~~~”

Even if you are cute, don't expect to have a human-shaped pet like Little Paopao!

Not far away, the blond fool who was stretching his head to peek into the room where the mercury lamp was brought in, but had to kneel on the ground due to the iron claws of Little Bubble, immediately trembled all over and whispered to himself: "Ah! ? Just now it seemed like something very important to me was destroyed by someone else."

That is your *** that has long since disappeared.

"Ding Ling, do you have any more information about the appearance of this doll?"

I cast my sights on Ding Ling. As the first witness to the mercury lamp, she should know more about the situation at that time.

"For example?" Ding Ling looked at us with confusion, "This is my first time encountering this. I don't know what kind of situation is associated with time travel."

I thought for a while and then explained with my fingers: "For example, sudden lightning and thunder, a black hole appearing in the sky, a white-bearded man banging on your door in the middle of the night, a yes or a pop-up on the screen while surfing the Internet. ok dialog box, and all sorts of weird phenomena.”

Ding Ling blinked and said, "You weren't a loser before you came to the throne, were you?"

Hey, you are suspected of personal assault!

After our careful questioning, Ding Ling finally told the story of that night as much as possible, but just like what she said at the beginning, the arrival of the mercury lamp was quite sudden. At one or two o'clock in the middle of the night, the mercury lamp broke the glass and fell on the bed. That's it, there wasn't even a colorful auspicious cloud in the middle. Ding Ling also called up the surveillance video in her own courtyard. After reading the records of more than a dozen cameras with her eyes dim, she came to the conclusion that the mercury lamp appeared directly in the From my own window.

The window of the eldest lady's boudoir is the only blind spot in all surveillance systems.

"The aim is really accurate," Ding Ling concluded in the end, "If it had been a little off, that arrogant puppet would definitely be more honest than he is now!"

But I think it is more likely that you will have to explain the wall collapse to your dad the next day.

"Sivis," after thinking for a while, I connected the communication link of the shadow city, "Let the people at the Space-Time Management Center take a look at the current stability of space around the earth and analyze the space-time that may have existed seventy-two hours ago. Cracks, and also look at the records of the last large-scale space sniffing, and look for worlds with an environment similar to that of the Earth."

"clear."

"This will not have much effect," Sandora shook her head. "If it is just a time traveler, the space disturbance caused will be very limited. It will be wiped out by the laws of the universe in more than forty-eight hours, and a space sniff can The scanned world is too limited, and traveling between worlds does not follow the rules of distance."

"It's better than doing nothing at all," I shrugged, "I didn't expect that this time I would meet someone who had gone through time--what's even more ridiculous is that the person who had gone through time was still such an awkward guy."

After forcing Paopao, who kept muttering "figure, figure" and tried to kidnap the mercury lamp more than once, back to her room, Sister-sama began to arrange several low-level puppets to take charge of the cleaning and repair work in the living room, while Ding Ling He stood up and said goodbye to us.

"As an ordinary human with a normal brain than Lin Xue, I think it's better for me to stay away from your circle."

The eldest daughter of the Ding family, who has the same unpleasant mouth as Lin Xue, said this. The second sentence she said was: "For the sake of providing such valuable information and precious time travel samples, can you give me some advice?" Substantial reward for the magic horse?"

I gave her a chip that is common to the empire. As long as she can find a place on earth to swipe the card, she can buy a small battleship. Then we sent the resentful eldest lady out.

"Pullingleng——"

A sound of flapping wings sounded behind me. Anweina, who was in the state of a big crow, flew out of her nest, and then... landed suddenly on the head of Little Bubble, who had not yet reacted. On the spot, the little girl was frightened. Eyes straightened.

"Wow! I'm sorry, little master!"

After Medivh's version of the little ghost transformed, he immediately began to hurriedly comfort the little master who had just been beaten to tears by him, while muttering: "It's over, it's over, the dream of the ace maid is going to be shattered!"

"It's really noisy," I said with a headache as I watched the children crying and the adults fighting and a group of construction teams working on the living room. I felt like I was following the dog market on East Street. "Dingdang, come with me."

"Oh!" The goddess who was busy planting corn cannons in the living room immediately agreed cheerfully, and then followed.

A few minutes later, Shadow City, World Tree area.

"Dingdong, it's your turn to do your work." I spread the tablecloth over my head to eat cookies, and grabbed the little things that were falling everywhere.

The little one looked at me with confusion, his green bean-like eyes shining with confusion.

"You idiot! See if there is anything abnormal about the World Tree!"

I am really going to be pissed off by this God who has no integrity at all. Isn’t this little guy’s only purpose in taking office is to realize 2012?

"Wow!" Dingdang was startled by my angry roar, and then he realized, "Yes, if you travel through time, the temple should respond..."

Only then did Dingdang realize that he was getting nervous, and after hastily leaving these words, the little thing turned into a green light and merged into the tree trunk of the World Tree that stretched across the sky and earth like a cliff.

A few seconds later, a faint green halo began to appear around the World Tree, and a line of tall characters appeared on the trunk of the World Tree:

System self-test - 0.0001%, estimated completion time - over a hundred years. All rights reserved by Temple of Order, any reproduction will be punished.

A line of small words below: Lanhai Lunar New Year cracked version v1.1.

Standing under the World Tree, looking at the majestic line of characters in front of me, I wondered if Sun Dasheng had the same look as me when he faced the Ruyi Golden Cudgel: looking up, waist aching, lowering his head, scolding his mother.

"Ding Dong! What are you doing! This system will take a hundred years to self-check! One hundred years!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the mental connection immediately rang out with jingle bells and whistles:

"Wow, why did *** make a mistake..."

"Manual, manual... I found it! Eh? The serial number has expired? Dingdang remembered that this is a cracked version for fools and said..."

"Arjun, wait a minute! Dingdang restart the timeline!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoriuuuuuuuuuuuuuvauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuva, The wrong guidance of the world structure is really a mistake, you can't understand it at all!"

"There's a roar, a clang, a rumble..."

What I heard outside the World Tree was getting more and more frightening and chilling. What bastard said that 2012 would be the end of the world? With our God here, can the earth survive until 2012?

I watched with trepidation as the World Tree in front of me continued to tremble, with data swishing across its trunk, and the leaves above my head, each equivalent to a small basketball court, rumbled like thunder. I had begun to suspect that this book was I didn't intend to end it in such a nonsense, and then, very suddenly, everything became quiet.

The sky is no longer falling and the earth is no longer sinking, and the World Tree, which was almost tossed to a blue screen, has finally restarted smoothly.

"Huh, luckily Dingdang found the system restore manual."

Green light flashed in front of my eyes, and the little goddess appeared in front of me, wiping the sweat on her forehead, and then jumped on my shoulder with a snap: "Arjun, the World Tree has really checked out and said there is a malfunction!"

Because of your troubles just now, the World Tree will break down even if it doesn't break down!

"It's really true," Dingdang explained aggrievedly, as if he saw the resentment on my face, "The World Tree was really out of order before. Just now Dingdang saw that several branches on its east side were broken. Withered said, that's why the system suddenly performs a self-check, Dingdang is very powerful..."

"Okay, okay, you are a very powerful goddess," although I resented it, of course I would not really scold Dingdang. As a low-level person, I didn't have high hopes for her. "You said that the World Tree Temple is out of order? Can a time traveler cause such a malfunction?"

"Of course not!" Dingdang immediately shook his head, "Although Dingdang uses a pirated system, the security level of the world management terminal is very high. One or two mortals who accidentally traveled through time cannot interfere with the balance of the world unless It is said that there is a large-scale world imbalance..."

Dingdang's tone slowed down as he spoke, and then he finally shouted belatedly: "Wow! Dingdang is in big trouble!"