Chapter 3 Xiaozhi Is a New Partner
Never look down on any woman.
There is nothing wrong with this statement.
I still can't figure out how the Phoenix conquered this beetle monster that was evenly matched with me in terms of strength in just a few minutes of looking at each other.
All I know is that after she looked at Beetle quietly for a few minutes, she suddenly raised a milk-white finger, lifted it up, and said in a milky voice: "Stand up!"
The beetle was like a pet that had received professional training for many years. Carrying its tired and heavy body, the beetle stood up tremblingly on its six thin legs.
"sit down!"
The beetle's two hind legs bent down, and the four thin legs in front barely supported its balance. Like a pet dog on Earth, it sat down unsteadily, and the sitting posture was actually very standard.
Phoenix danced his onion fingers up and down excitedly, directing Beetle to complete a series of difficult moves, with an innocent smile on his small round face that only an idiot could show.
I'm starting to get a little worried about this kid's IQ.
After playing with the beetle for about an hour, Fenghuang took a straw stick she picked up from somewhere and knocked on the hard shell of the beetle that was so tired that it collapsed on the ground. Her big eyes were full of worry and she pouted. , the aggrieved expression about to cry once again made me feel heartbroken.
She looked at me with tears in her eyes and said pitifully to me: "Xiao Zhi is dead..."
Little squeak. .
The corners of my eyes twitched, the corners of my mouth also twitched, and three black lines hung on my forehead: When did she give this beetle monster a good name?
Looking at the beetle monster who was so tired that he lay on the ground pretending to be dead, but with a pair of big red lantern-like eyes that kept spinning, I patted Phoenix on the head and said kindly: "Yes, Xiaozhi is dead. We’ll miss it dearly, don’t you think?”
Phoenix nodded obediently, with tears on his immature face.
"Let's find a cemetery for Xiao Zhi so that he can ascend to heaven happily and live a carefree life from now on, okay?"
My tone was very tempting. Phoenix wiped away his tears and nodded gently.
Her well-behaved look gave me a bad feeling, making me feel like a weirdo kidnapping a little girl with a lollipop.
I turned around and stared at the beetle pretending to be dead, and found that it was also staring at me without blinking. Oh, by the way, the beetle has no eyelids, so it cannot blink.
From its pair of big red lantern-like eyes, I actually saw tension. Is this guy afraid that I would make some strange suggestions to end its miserable and strange life?
interesting.
The corners of my mouth curled up, and an evil thought passed through my mind.
Still stroking the phoenix's little head in a friendly manner, I said with sadness on my face: "In order to make it no longer lonely, how about we throw it into the abyss, so that it can have full love with its friends in heaven? It’s time to play.”
Phoenix, a single-celled, busty loli, really agreed with my suggestion. She grabbed the horn of the beetle monster with a pair of small hands and dragged it to the edge of the abyss.
squeak. .
A faint voice sounded.
Huh?
Phoenix glanced at the beetle monster curiously and found that it didn't make any movement.
I coughed twice and pretended to be surprised: "What's wrong?"
"I think I heard a little squeaking sound..." Phoenix looked at the beetle monster with suspicion, and then said to me seriously.
"That's an illusion. You had it because you missed Xiaozhi too much." I walked up to her kindly and patted her head. I have to say, it felt good to pat Phoenix's delicate little head. I was a little addicted. .
Like this. .
Phoenix muttered and continued to drag the Beetle monster away.
I smiled like a devil at the Beetle Monster. At the same time, I could see from the Beetle Monster’s panicked and angry eyes that it had completely agreed with the idea that I was a devil.
squeak. .
Another faint voice, but much louder than before.
Phoenix stopped and looked at Xiao Zhi suspiciously, her big eyes full of question marks.
squeak. . squeak. .
Life and death were at stake. The beetle monster struggled for its life and screamed, waving its two thin legs on both sides and gently beating Phoenix's delicate little hands.
Xiao Zhi!
Phoenix shouted excitedly, jumped on the back of the beetle monster, and said cheerfully: "Great, great, Xiaozhi, you are still alive!!!!"
I curled my lips and made a sound of displeasure, looking at the beetle monster's eyes with a sense of vicissitudes of life and the rebuke of my inhumane behavior.
"Xiaoyi, Xiaozhi is not dead!" Phoenix shouted happily to me, with a deep happiness on his young face.
Xiao Yi. . Little squeak. .
Why do I feel so awkward? No, I have to change my name.
Called Dayi?
The name seems to be similar to a certain physiological phenomenon that occurs to female compatriots every month. .
Why. . I covered my face and kept laughing at myself: "Why am I competing with a bug when I have nothing to do?"
When it was confirmed that Xiaozhi was indeed not dead, Phoenix jumped up and down happily, then excitedly jumped into my arms and made me a suggestion that left me speechless for a long time.
"Can I keep Xiao Zhi as a pet?"
It is true that many people in the Zephyr Continent like to take home some cute monsters in the dungeons and keep them as pets, but I always think this is a rather stupid behavior.
Not to mention whether you can tame these monsters, even if you can really tame them, can you guarantee that they will no longer be dangerously aggressive?
Those with short legs can jump up and bite your knees when they are angry, let alone these already vicious dungeon monsters.
For the sake of everyone's safety, I tried to persuade her: "Phoenix, the Beetle monster originally lived in the underground city. If you take it out of the underground city, it will be very lonely and sad."
Phoenix blinked at me with his big eyes. After confirming my serious expression, he turned to the Beetle Monster and said, "Do you really feel lonely and sad?"
Finally, she imitated my tone and said: "Squeak once if you know how to do it, twice if you don't know how."
squeak. .
I slapped myself hard in my heart: Why did I forget this?
Phoenix turned her head and continued to stare at me with her big eyes blinking. There were little rays of light in her eyes, inspiring my mother nature.
I reached out to cover my eyes, barely resisting the intrusion of light, and said with difficulty: "Actually, I didn't fully express what I meant. Think about it, now it's a problem for both of us to eat. If there is one more one, our lives will be different." Become more convinced.”
Yes, this is one of my true thoughts in my heart. As the saying goes, "It is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money." The current situation is that it is not easy to earn enough money to support myself and this little loli. Add in a dungeon mob that can eat and drink, and it will become even more difficult.
In fact, I have another main reason, that is, I almost sent this beetle monster to heaven through conspiracy and trickery. Who knows whether this thing with a good IQ will hold a grudge. If I really take it home, what if? What did God do to my little penis while I was sleeping? I will be happy for the rest of my life!
However, when I raised my head, I found that the little girl was lying on the beetle monster and had gone away, leaving only her small voice like a silver bell. .
. . I suddenly felt desolate.
In the end, I agreed with Phoenix to take in this 'mobile backpack', which had great intelligence and could carry Phoenix and a bunch of useless but really heavy broken props.
And I gave it a name that is as charming and handsome as me: Xiao Zhi.
Most dungeon monsters will not attack the same kind casually, which is one of the reasons why I took Xiaozhi in.
In this huge space and bumpy and steep road, it is already very difficult to fight monsters. If you carry a heavy package full of props and coins, it will undoubtedly make it worse.
Many adventurers with a good income will choose to find a follower to carry their backpack. Their requirements for followers are not high, as long as they can carry weight and run not slowly, but followers also need money.
Here I have to introduce our new partner Xiaozhi, a beetle monster with extraordinary wisdom. Compared with other followers, it is simply a shining star.
First of all, it won’t ask me for money when carrying things. Secondly, I only need to give it food to satisfy itself. Thirdly, most of the monsters in the dungeon will not take the initiative to attack it. Finally, its ability to carry heavy loads is far superior to others. There are ten streets of followers.
Phoenix is obviously much happier than I am for Xiao Zhi's joining. She can pile up the worthless props and copper coins dropped by the monsters more freely, and push them all to this 'mobile backpack', while she, Happily looking for other monsters to fight with each other.
From the fourth floor to the sixth floor, we saw Phoenix use magic once. He either pushed the monster down the abyss with brute force, or beat the monster into a pulp with his fists. It made my body hurt to see it.
After reaching the seventh floor, Phoenix finally stopped holding on and began to use magic.
The monsters on the seventh and eighth floors are level three. Level three monsters can cause considerable damage to the Phoenix, which is also level three. If they attack a well-known location, their lives will be in danger.
I drew my sword and guarded Phoenix carefully.
Level 3 monsters are not a threat to me. If I take it seriously, even if these level 3 monsters charge in formation, they may not be able to hurt me at all. This is the difference between levels.
I don’t know exactly who made this level. I just heard some magicians at the adventurer base saying over and over again: This is an unchangeable truth set by the great God of Creation!
This group of magicians has a very high belief in the God of Creation. When they sing about the great achievements of the God of Creation, they all look excited, eloquent, spitting stars, as if they have seen it with their own eyes, and when you really call them When you get serious, you will know that they are just a group of idiots wearing lofty beliefs, and they can't even agree on the appearance of the God of Creation.
Fortunately, I don't care much about this matter. I only care about making money, upgrading, clearing levels, figuring out what's going on with the left arm, and finding out what the special reward from the God of Creation is.
Well, now I have added another item, which is to watch the living single-celled big [breasted] Loli girl next to me grow up, and then knock her down.
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