Chapter 13 I Heard Rumors at the Door

In my previous life, although I was an otaku, it didn't mean that I was only interested in *****.

Magic is another hobby of mine.

I can never do it, such as transforming a living person or dismembering a body with five horses, but I am still very keen on small tricks such as changing a playing card and moving a coin.

Especially after I came to this world, I spent my idle and boring time on this, mastering the little tricks that were still a little clumsy to the extreme.

Even compared with those great magicians in previous lives, they are not far behind.

These deceptive tricks are used to tease the group of white people in front of them who have no knowledge of magic. They are easy to catch.

Seeing their thirsty expressions for knowledge, I laughed three times with pride in my heart.

I also have such an awesome day, Xindao!

Pretending to be silent, he delayed for another seventeen or eight seconds, looking at the diners whose eyes were about to turn green, one of them said, "The big ax in my hand is already thirsty. If you don't tell us where the gold coins are, The consequences would be - hey hey hey, a look of horror and wretchedness.

He borrowed a sharp kitchen knife from the landlady, blew on the blade gently, and showed a weird smile on his lips.

In full view of everyone, he put the blade of the knife close to the mouth of the fried sardine, gently pressed the fish body with the index finger of his left hand, applied a slight force on his right wrist, and brushed it, a cold light flashed through.

The body of the fish has not moved at all, but a very thin line is connected from the mouth to the tail, dividing the fried sardine into two equal parts.

The diners cheered briefly: Good job!

I asked the proprietress for another plate, used a kitchen knife to gently lift half of the fried sardines, and put it on it.

There was silence for about a second or so.

"good!"

The diners immediately became excited.

Because they saw that the other half was lying quietly on top of the sardine bones on the plate, and lying quietly was a gold coin.

It's as if it has been born there from the beginning.

"You, how did you do that?"

The young elf who helped identify the gold coins was very curious. He looked at me and asked the question in his heart with some urgency.

"It's a secret."

I smiled mysteriously, then nodded slightly to him and said, "But thank you for your help."

The elf youth sighed with regret.

"Now!"

Looking up, I suddenly raised my voice. The diners in the cafe became quiet again and looked at me with excitement and curiosity in their eyes.

"I want to dedicate the sardines in my hand to my beloved girl!"

Carrying the plate, I walked slowly back to the table, as polite as a waiter.

"This plate is dedicated to our lovely and lively Queen Barbara!"

The diners cheered.

In the commotion, I gently handed the plate to Barbara. Looking at her little face that was flushed with excitement, I offered my congratulations: "May she be like a cheerful bird, always lively and always happy." hapiness!"

"This plate!"

I raised my voice and once again suppressed the cheers of the diners.

"Dedicated to our beautiful and kind-hearted Phoenix Queen!"

Watching Phoenix's expression change from anger to surprise, I offered my congratulations again.

"May she be like a free fish, always joyful and happy!"

The diners cheered wildly again.

I saw stars flashing in the little girl Lili's big eyes, while Loki looked so excited that he almost knelt down to worship. He raised his thumbs up at me and shouted excitedly. : "The boss is awesome, the boss is mighty, I worship you, boss!"

Turning around, the boss lady was shaking her head and smiling at me, as if she was praising me: 'What a cunning little devil' or something like that.

I closed my right eye proudly and grinned. Under the light, the big teeth flashed with a bright light.

It was already eleven o'clock that night when I walked out of the cafe.

Although she was still slightly dissatisfied with the phoenix that occupied half of the fish, Barbara was still very excited. The cat ears on both sides kept turning and turning, and she kept waving at me as I left.

The proprietress leaned against the door with her arms folded, her face stretched out, and she revealed a helpless smile. After a long time, she sighed and said to herself: "What a cunning little devil."

Fenghuang sat on Xiaozhi's back, humming a tune with no melody.

Next to her, lay the cute and silly Lily.

The little Loli was so drunk that she fell into a deep sleep after taking a sip of fruit wine. She hasn't woken up until now. If she hadn't clicked her lips with happiness on her face, I would have thought she had already returned home.

Loki was extremely bored, playing with the gun in his hand and walking rhythmically.

I put one hand in my pocket and looked up at the moon in the sky. From time to time I would take a sip of the full jug of fruit wine.

The taste of this kind of fruit wine is very similar to the grape juice of the previous life. It has a very low alcohol content, is very sweet, very refreshing, and also exudes an intoxicating aroma.

I heard from the proprietress that the fruit used to brew this kind of wine is called purple pearl. It is a specialty of the east of the mainland and is harvested twice a year.

High-quality fruits will be sold as fresh fruits, while some ugly-looking fruits will be sent to the brewery for processing. It takes about two months to successfully ferment a batch of such fruit wine.

Before leaving, the landlady specially handed me a string of fresh purple pearls.

However, only one of this string of purple pearls came into my hands, and the rest had already entered Phoenix's belly.

Looking at the purple-black prototype fruit shaped like a grape, a trace of nostalgia rose in my heart.

In a daze, the full moon in the sky seemed to have flaws.

After returning home and washing up, Phoenix hugged Lily, who slept like a puppy, and refused to let go, insisting that she sleep with the cute creature.

In desperation, I had to clean up another room and rest with this weirdo Loki.

It's late at night, but there's no sleep.

I looked at the ceiling, which was illuminated cyan by the moonlight, in a daze.

"Boss, are you asleep?"

Loki's voice was not loud, but he was very awake. Apparently, he was not sleepy at all.

"Nope."

I replied.

"Boss, you are so majestic today, especially your magic trick. I was dumbfounded."

hehe.

I laughed dryly.

"By the way, boss, where did you learn that magic trick? I've never heard of it. Can you teach me when you have time?"

After a moment of silence, I hummed.

Somewhat homesick.

"Loki."

"What's the matter, boss?"

"Where is your home?"

I paused and realized that what I said was a little unclear, so I changed my words and said, "It's the place where you used to live."

"Home.."

Loki's voice seemed to be filled with nostalgia, but it was still full of strangeness.

"I do not remember."

Loki scratched his head, a little embarrassed.

I could tell that he was pretending to be stupid, but it was hard for me to ask questions.

The topic ended again, and I had no choice but to say 'haha'.

"Boss..."

Loki's voice sounded again, as if he had something to say.

"sleep."

I don't want to talk to him anymore.

"Thank you.."

I didn't answer, but I already understood what he meant.

Early the next morning, I was cooking in the kitchen. Phoenix was wearing silk pajamas, rubbing his eyes with one hand, and holding the rag doll-like Lily in the other. He staggered behind me and put his little head on my back. I leaned back, smelled the aroma coming out of the pot, and asked me vaguely: "What are you going to eat today?"

"Stewed beef."

In an instant, a pair of sleepy eyes that were still sleepy suddenly shone with light.

"Great!"

Phoenix's arms were swinging up and down in joy, and the little Lolita in his hand had already been shaken to the point where she was dizzy, foaming at the mouth, and her cute big eyes kept spinning.

"Hey, be careful, don't shake Lily to death."

I kindly reminded her.

"Um?"

He raised his hand and stared at it for a while, then exclaimed "Ah".

Naturally dumbfounded, she realized that the cute thing in her hand was not a rag doll at all, but a little lolita that was about to die.

"Lily, don't die. Lily, your life is so miserable!"

I covered my face helplessly, not knowing what to say to her.

After the meal was ready, Loki was still sleeping soundly, with snot floating in his nostrils, and the drool dripping from the corner of his mouth almost covered his earlobes.

"Loki, get up and eat."

I pushed Loki, who was sleeping soundly.

"Do not touch me."

In his sleep, Loki looked domineering and kept muttering: "I am the great musketeer Loki, you all come and kneel down and lick me!"

There is an extra word 'Well' on my forehead.

Patiently, he reached out his hand again and pushed Loki.

"You guys, yes, that's it, all shout out to me, 'Long live the great Lord Loki', hahahahahaha!"

My forehead was instantly covered with the characters 'tic'.

The area above the nose quickly turned black, the violent state was activated, and the joints of his hands made a soft clicking sound.

Warm up completed.

The large dojo began to tremble, and the room continued to howl like a slaughtering pig for nearly ten minutes.

When I left the room with a smile, there was a horrible creature lying on the floor. If he were to identify him solely by his appearance, it would be difficult even for his grandmother to identify him.

The little girl Lili, who was serving rice in the living room, raised her little face and heard the sound of mosquitoes: "Sister Fenghuang, what is this sound?"

Fenghuang thought for a while and said to Lily seriously: "It should be a pig braying. Your brother Xiaoyi is killing a pig."

"There's pork to eat!"

Lily opened her starry eyes and cheered.

After dinner, Loki followed me to the kitchen to clear the dishes with a flattering look on his face.

After all preparations were completed, the group of people headed towards the adventurer base - the ability values ​​were not updated last night.

Before entering the gate, some rumors flowed into my ears.

"Have you heard that something happened in the underground city yesterday?"

"What's wrong?"

"It seems like someone is dead."

"Isn't it normal for people to die in dungeons?"

"My enemy, the dungeon is so dangerous, a few blind people will die one day."

"It's not as simple as you think. I heard that the entire team was killed."

"What! Really or not? They were killed by the boss group, right?"

"It doesn't seem to be a boss fight. I don't know the specific situation."

"Hey, what are you worrying about? It has nothing to do with us. Just pay more attention and nothing will happen."

"Let's go, let's go fight monsters. I'm almost dying of poverty these days."

Hearing this, Fenghuang and I looked at each other and got a positive answer from each other's eyes. We frowned and walked quickly into the door.

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