Chapter 469: Emoji Master and Bedroom Trio

police office

Wei Yang and Li Jiahang were sitting behind the table in police uniforms. They seemed to be listening attentively and looked a little strange. In front of them, Deng Chao was dancing and describing what they had just experienced.

"...There are also octopuses, the tentacles are so long...Then I jump into the sea..."

As he spoke, the faces of Wei Yang and Wei Yang became more and more distorted. Wei Yang had already begun to half-cover his face with his hands and shrugged his shoulders slightly. Li Jiahang lowered his head, then couldn't help laughing and stopped quickly, He had a serious look on his face, but he couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth and smoothed them down immediately.

Deng Chao was furious: "Why are you laughing?"

"I remember happy things."

"What's up."

Li Jiahang said seriously: "My wife has given birth to a baby."

Wei Yang next to him couldn't help laughing at this time. When Deng Chao questioned him, he could only grit his teeth, suppress his laughter, and replied seriously.

"I'm happy for him."

Deng Chao: "..."

What follows is a typical Zhou Xingchi style nonsensical question and answer. Deng Chao tells a true story in a serious and sincere tone, but what he says is extremely outrageous in the eyes of normal people.

The two policemen didn't believe it at all, but due to their profession and the requirements of Deng Chao, they still had to deal with it seriously, but they could only suppress their laughter in the face of the outrageous facts.

This contrasting plot told between chicken and duck, combined with the previous plot, made the audience extremely funny.

Master Xing will design some details during the process, with a more layered progression, making the lines and plots look very ordinary, but they are still very funny.

A similar example is the dialogue between Master Kong and the elderly maid in "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons".

In fact, if you carefully dissect the lines and plot, you will find that it is not funny, and even a bit embarrassing.

However, Xingye was able to make this scene very funny, and it could even be said to be the finishing touch, able to amuse most of the audience. This is his skill as the King of Nonsensical Comedy.

Comedy is not easy to shoot in the first place, and it is even more challenging if it is nonsensical.

Over the years, there have been countless comedians who have imitated Xingye's style, but only a handful have become famous, and even fewer have mastered the essence.

Although Wei Yang was unhappy with Wen Zhang, he had to say that he was the most outstanding among the protagonists in Xing Ye's later period.

Deng Chao's performance can only be said to be quite satisfactory. His own comedy style is more inclined to the kind of meanness in "The Breakup Master", which is somewhat different from Xingye's nonsensical style.

In fact, Luo Xiaozhu is quite good. He is quite in line with Master Xing, but unfortunately he cannot take the lead.

There is no way, the actor most suitable for director Zhou Xingchi in the world is Zhou Xingchi himself.

Wei Yang and the two filmed the scene where Deng Chao laughed wildly after he left. Master Xing was still afraid that Boss Wei wouldn't let go, and wanted to demonstrate it himself later.

Unexpectedly, Wei Yang's performance was much better than he thought. He slapped his knees with the armrest, raised his head and bent over and laughed wildly. He didn't need to remind him at all. He could get by with a little adjustment.

"Wei Sheng, you are actually very talented in comedy."

After filming the cameo sequence, Mr. Xing came over to express his thanks. He couldn't help but say something, and Wei Yang smiled.

"This is all influenced by watching your movies when I was a kid."

At Wei Yang's age, his film enlightenment basically relied on video halls and DVD players, mainly Hong Kong films.

In the 1990s, Mr. Xing, who was extremely popular, could undoubtedly be said to be the main force in regular movies and pirated CDs in mainland China's video halls at that time. Wei Yang, who was in middle school at that time, often saw Hong Kong comedy movies headed by Mr. Xing at his classmates' homes.

So Wei Yang's words are not exaggerated, which is why he has always had a certain filter for Master Xing.

"Wei Sheng's comedy style is different from mine. It pays more attention to the coordination of plot and lines, and is relatively more reserved. I have watched "Famous" and "Living Together" made by You, which have some stage style. It is a relatively relaxed style that makes you smile..."

When it comes to comedy, Mr. Xing is no longer so reticent. Even Wei Yang didn't expect that he had actually studied his own works.

Wei Yang was a little itchy: "Actually, my new work during the Spring Festival can be regarded as a comedy. The style is more exaggerated than before, and it also borrows some nonsensical attributes. Master Xing can help give me some guidance when he has time."

Master Xing agreed readily: "No problem, we'll make an appointment when we finish the work here."

Compared with ordinary financial backers, aside from differences in cooperation, Master Xing actually has a good impression of Wei Yang.

Because the identities of the two people are more similar. They are both successful creators and businessmen, and they are both the kind of people who have made their own fortunes from scratch.

It's hard to say how sympathetic he is to each other, but at least from Master Xing's point of view, he can faintly see some shadow of himself in Wei Yang.

The cameo is finally over, Wei Yang is okay, but Li Jiahang still has some unfinished ideas.

"Not enjoying yourself?"

Wei Yang asked teasingly, and the latter nodded: "It's just a scene like this. The rhythm is good and the filming is smooth. Ordinary directors don't have this skill, so I benefited a lot."

A good actor can make a director, and the guidance and training of an excellent director can also benefit an actor's entire career.

In many crews of big directors, actors squeeze their heads to squeeze in. In addition to the opportunity to become famous, being able to be mentored by big directors greatly helps the actors' professional skills.

The profession of actor is somewhat metaphysical.

There are also some rumors in the industry about ordinary actors who have enlightened themselves because of a role or even a scene, and have been transformed since then.

Li Jiahang didn't have as many opportunities to collaborate with great directors as Wei Yang. Today he had a taste of meat and potatoes, but he only tasted it briefly, and of course he felt itchy.

"It's useless to itch. It's your fault that you don't live up to expectations. People don't like you."

If it were another girl, Wei Yang might have said a few words of comfort, but facing Li Jiahang, his good brother, he immediately said a few words of sarcasm.

"What's the big deal? It's not suitable this time, but it doesn't mean it won't work in the future. Just now, Stephen Chow praised me a few words. Maybe I will be the leading actor in the next movie."

"Did you drink behind my back last night? You're just talking drunkenly."

"Tsk."

Li Jiahang raised his middle finger, and then ran to take a photo with Stephen Chow, preparing to post it on Weibo to show off.

Seeing this, Wei Yang followed him. The two of them were wearing police uniforms, tall, and smiling brightly. They sandwiched Stephen Chow, who was unkempt and had some social phobia during filming, in the middle, just like the scene of the people's police catching a thief and returning victoriously.

Feeling something was wrong, Li Jiahang pulled Deng Chao over again and changed the position, which made him look a little more normal.

Wei Yang did not stay in the crew for long. After the guest appearance was finished, he and Li Jiahang prepared to return to Shanghai.

On the way to the airport, Li Jiahang was still picking pictures to post on Weibo, and his mouth was full of narcissism.

"I didn't realize before that I look so handsome in a police uniform. I have to take a police drama in the future, otherwise my qualifications will be wasted."

Wei Yang glanced at him. Whether he can play a police drama in the future is a matter of time, but this image may become a frequent guest of ghost animal.

Speaking of which, Li Jiahang is also an emoticon master!

Zhang Wei of "Love Apartment" is a big player. In his life, he has also played Guo Baokun, who has countless baggage, and "You are so sexy" and Pinru Wardrobe in "Temptation to Go Home".

If this is added with a famous scene of a mermaid police laughing wildly, maybe Li Jiahang can compete with Brother Kun in the future...

...

Shenzhen and Shanghai are very close, and the straight-line flight time is only about two hours. Counting the time on the road and waiting time, it will be evening when you get off the plane.

Li Jiahang did not bring anything for his guest appearance, and he traveled light, while Wei Yang came back from Thailand, and his assistant bodyguard directly pushed out four large boxes.

This is part of what has been processed, and the other part has been reported for consignment in advance and shipped back to China early, otherwise there would be more than enough boxes.

There is no way, who asked Boss Wei to go with so many people and he was unwilling to wrong himself, and all kinds of things were fully equipped, so the logistics pressure was naturally not small.

Because of the delay of a little time in tossing luggage, Wei Yang and his team came out a little slower, and then they did not deliberately go through the VIP channel. As a result, when they arrived at the airport hall, they saw a crowd of people in the distance.

"It's bad, the itinerary was missed."

Wei Yang's first reaction was that fans came to block him, which happened from time to time for top stars.

However, Wei Yang's itinerary has always been confidential, and in most cases he directly went through the VIP channel, and there were special people and cars to pick him up. Even if he knew the itinerary and came to the airport to block him, he would not be caught unless there was an event for public appearance.

Just when Wei Yang and the others were a little confused and were planning to go back and leave through the VIP channel, Li Jiahang pointed at the signs in the hands of the group of people.

"Don't worry, they are not coming for you."

Wei Yang looked at it carefully and breathed a sigh of relief. He saw that the light signs were all Tfboys' cheering slogans. These should be the fans of the three little ones.

"Are these three so popular now?"

Li Jiahang didn't know these newcomers and didn't understand why, but Boss Wei still had people who knew the business around him.

For example, Assistant Wei Fei was responsible for many of Wei Yang's daily trivial tasks. One of them was to understand the trends in the circle and remind Wei Yang when he was not clear, so as to avoid some unnecessary mistakes.

"These three children are quite popular on the Internet. It is said that they are some kind of idols who are cultivated. There are many sister fans and mother fans. Not only are there considerable numbers, but the key is that the consumption power is very strong."

In the entertainment industry, especially in the current environment of the rise of traffic fan economy, the gold content of the last few words is not ordinary.

Even though Wei Yang already knew about the three little ones, he didn't expect that they would have a small foundation so quickly.

The group quietly stayed for a while, waiting for the three little ones to appear at the airport, and then caused a sensation among the fans. Various cheers and encouragements were heard, and gifts were stuffed on them.

Boss Wei has seen a lot of storms, so this scene is nothing.

When he was promoted to the top, fans could directly surround the gate when he went on TV. At least a reinforcement camp was organized for the public airport pick-up event, and tens of thousands of people were not uncommon at the fan meeting event.

So the treatment of the three little ones at present is just a small fight for Wei Yang.

But it is this kind of small fight that makes many artists unattainable. Even Li Jiahang, if the team does not communicate with the fan group in advance or has important schedules, it is difficult for so many fans to spontaneously receive the news and come to pick him up at the airport.

At present, these three underage boys have done it.

Wei Yang had expected it, and others were more emotional. This simply subverted their experience and concepts in the entertainment industry over the years.

"Now the development is too fast. I find that I can hardly understand many things in the circle."

Li Jiahang was very sad. If it were a few years ago, he would never believe that a few little boys could become fans comparable to popular young actors and actresses by acting cute and singing online.

"Don't understand? The real thing that makes you confused is in the back."

Wei Yang was very calm. This is just the beginning. The current traffic era has just begun. Many things in the future are difficult for today's artists to imagine and understand.

This is the general trend, which cannot be changed. If there are no three little ones, there will be five little ones or four little girls. The success of the training system shows that its market has great potential.

At least it is gratifying that the artists in the traffic era have largely resisted the impact of Korean culture.

Wei Yang and his friends did not show up, but quietly stayed to watch and quietly left the airport.

Li Jiahang wanted to follow Wei Yang to his home for a meal, but was chased away by Wei Yang.

After he left, Wei Yang was free and drove to Ningjing Dongfang.

This time, Boss Wei was smart.

He did not reveal the specific time of returning to the Magic City, but only gave a vague interval for easy operation. At the same time, all the door locks were replaced with fingerprint unlocking, and a sensor camera was installed in the entrance, connected to the door, which would record and retain the entry and exit of the house for a week.

In this way, Wei Yang only needs to check the video clips of the entry and exit in the past few days, and he does not have to worry about the sudden appearance of Liu Shishi's horror incident in Tang Yan's bed, and the safety is greatly improved.

After pressing the lock and entering the door, Wei Yang already knew that Tang Yan was back, but he did not see anyone in the living room, so he set off to the bedroom.

The person was sleeping in bed!

Wei Yang, who had been single for two months, could not help but move his hands. Tang Yan was awakened. Seeing that it was Wei Yang, she was surprised and happy, and took the initiative to hug and kiss him.

Wei Yang hugged her and lay down, and moved his hands down. As a result, he suddenly felt something was wrong. Why was there a third foot? He immediately broke out in a cold sweat and his face turned pale.

"Who?"

"Huh?!"

Tang Yan finally reacted and opened the quilt. Wei Yang found that Da Mimi was curled up and sleeping inside.

It seemed that because there was no quilt, Da Mimi felt cold. She fumbled with her hands for a while, touched Wei Yang, and felt the temperature. She unconsciously moved closer to him, hugged Wei Yang's waist and rubbed it as a warm baby.

"Didn't she leave last night?"

Wei Yang just watched the video of the entrance. There was obviously only one person at home. Where did Da Mimi come from?

"She didn't leave. She stayed here last night. She might have gone out to get takeout. Her clothes are the same. You can see the difference."

Tang Yan was still a little suffocated when she mentioned this. This little bitch probably knew that Wei Yang might come over. Whenever he was free these days, he stayed at her house.

He also insisted on sleeping with her, under the pretext of promoting sisterhood, but in fact he was just using her as a pillow.

"Forget it, let's do our own thing."

Wei Yang didn't bother about it. Anyway, it wasn't Liu Shishi. He continued what he hadn't finished just now. Tang Yan was a little embarrassed and her face was slightly red.

"Go to the guest bedroom. Don't wake her up."

"Don't worry about her. If she wakes up, she can be a substitute."

Wei Yang was very angry now. He was eager to play together and didn't care about anything else.

Soon, a duet was heard in the bedroom, and soon after, it became a trio.