Chapter 915: Matchmaker? Training Monkeys

Dad Han: "Son, I guess this monkey can't be trained, because the original seller said that he beat the monkey to death twice. After it recovered, it became honest for two days.

I was still not convinced at the time, but now I have completely given up. You usually have to study and take classes, so don’t let this monkey distract you. "

Han Li: "It's okay, Dad, look at how well I have trained our dogs. They are better than those military and police dogs. When I train monkeys, I just think of relaxing and changing my mind. I won't let them." It affects my studies, and if I still can’t handle it, it won’t be too late to sell it.”

Father Han knew that his son was a far-sighted person and would not let a monkey affect him, so he warned him again and stopped persuading him.

After Han Li heard his father agree, he looked at the monkey who dared not get off the wooden pole again with a sneer on his lips.

Han Li didn't plan to use the "Basic Beast Control Technique" from the beginning this time. The monkey almost scratched his wife's face just now. Although he couldn't eat it, he wouldn't let it go easily.

Han Li planned to use his knowledge of bones and muscles to train the monkey little by little, so that it would not suffer enough and become an obedient monkey who would never use "primary animal control skills" on it.

What if the monkey doesn't survive and dies? This is absolutely impossible. If this monkey falls into Han Li's hands, it will be difficult for him to die or become disabled.

After being trained, Han Li did not intend to keep the monkey who almost hurt his wife by his side.

At that time, Han Li would give the monkey to his father. If he didn't have a complicated job by his side, the monkey wouldn't be able to do it, but it would definitely not help his father light a cigarette, pick up a stool, or hold a teacup. question.

From now on, when Dad would go for a walk or play chess in the alley on Sundays or after dinner, there would always be a hard-working little follower behind him. Dad would definitely become the most handsome boy in the whole alley. Thinking about that scene is absolutely amazing. .

Mr. Han Li and Mr. Han were talking when Mother Han came out of the kitchen and sat down and said.

"What are you two talking about?"

"As for this monkey, I plan to take it away and train it on Monday."

After Han Li said this, his mother gave him the same words again.

It's a pity that when sending the Yun sisters back, there was no chance to experience the girls' duet along the way.

However, the mother-in-law's extra kiss after seeing Han Li today might be because she and Dad Yun drank some wine while having dinner with their companions out in the evening.

Anyway, he pulled Han Li and said nothing about letting him go. He also kicked his brother-in-law Yun Chengpeng hard and told him to go downstairs to buy soda and popsicles for Han Li.

Han Li's brother-in-law is quite pitiful. During the college entrance examination, both his sisters went to famous universities, but he only got into one technical secondary school.

Technical secondary school should be a technical secondary school. Nowadays, technical secondary school students are paid well after graduation and can become cadres. They will have many opportunities to climb up in the future, but Yun Chengpeng's grades are not very good.

It's bad if you don't get good grades. You can graduate no matter what then, but Yun Chengpeng's youngest sister is getting married soon.

As for him, the eldest brother, he doesn't even have a partner yet. Family and friends have helped introduce a lot of people, but unfortunately, no one can talk to him, which makes his son's status in the family continue to decline.

(Everything that needs to be known about Yun Jingjing being Shi N is known, and now no one has introduced anyone to her.)

Han Li was first forced to stay at Yun's house by Yun's mother, and then he was pulled into a lot of gossip by Yun's father. Yun Chengpeng uneasily persuaded him to eat a lot of popsicles. When he finally left, he felt The whole stomach and intestines feel cold.

On the way home, Han Li couldn't help but smile bitterly when he thought of what Yun Ma told him. He didn't know that his mother-in-law was a little sick and rushed to the doctor. She actually asked Han Li to remember to introduce a suitable girl to Yun Chengpeng.

To be honest, the reason why Yun Chengpeng hasn't found a partner yet is that he's a bit too high and too low to be good, plus there are too many choices in blind dates.

It is estimated that all the matchmakers who helped him arrange a marriage have exhausted all their resources. When no one helped to introduce a partner to his son for a long time,

Yun Ma thought that there were many high-quality female students in Yan University, and Yun Yingying’s social network was limited to people in their class. Han Li, a teaching assistant, not only knew more students, but also had much more free time than Yun Yingying, so After drinking, Yun Ma asked her "son-in-law", who was a teaching assistant, to help pay attention.

It's not impossible for the brother-in-law to introduce someone to his brother-in-law. The key is that Han Li doesn't have the right resources at his disposal. He couldn't be allowed to go to school and ask students who seemed to have similar family backgrounds to ask them directly.

"This female classmate, I think you are pretty good-looking. Do you have a partner? Do you want to talk to my brother-in-law about a partner? How about my brother-in-law?"

If Han Li really does this, it is estimated that his name will be mentioned again by the teachers and students of Yan University, but this time the name mentioned may not be a good reputation.

As for helping other teachers, it was even less reliable. Although Han Li now held the title of teaching assistant, he was still a student after all.

In fact, there was another way to save his brother-in-law time and effort, but as soon as this idea came to mind, Han Li threw it out of his mind.

The next day, Han Li got up when it was still dark outside.

Han Li first went to the faucet in the yard and simply washed his face to wake himself up. He returned to the house and chose a whip from the ones he bought and wrapped it around his wrist.

After coming to the yard again, he grabbed the monkey's neck with one hand. When it was about to call out, Han Li gave it a big bag and wrapped the whip around its mouth.

Then Han Li ran to the edge of the lake with two dogs and a monkey in his hand.

The monkey was tied to a big tree nearby, and the two dogs ran around happily, emptying the waste accumulated in their stomachs for a day.

Han Li first practiced the Xingyiquan boxing stance, and then practiced the Spring Breeze and Rain Jue twice.

After slowly finishing the exercise, Han Li shook his right hand and the whip fell into his hand. He walked towards the tree where the monkey was tied.

The monkey felt what he was about to face, and he called out while pulling the rope hard to retreat.

"Hehe, little monkey, do a somersault for me now."

After Han Li finished speaking, he swung the whip in his hand, and with a snap, he whipped the monkey, causing it to somersault on the spot.

However, the monkey was stunned after the flip, because the whip that just hit it didn't hurt.

But before the monkey could react, Han Li made it do a somersault and the whip sounded again.

After the whip snapped, the monkey did a somersault on the spot again, and it still didn't hurt this time.

After two consecutive times, the monkey finally reacted. This feeling of not hurting made it forget the murderous aura it felt from this person yesterday, and it grinned and roared at Han Li.

Han Li was immediately happy when he saw this situation, and waved the whip in his hand, making another crisp sound in the air.

But this time the monkey was not afraid at all. Not only did it not stop its hoarse grin, but it pulled the rope and waved its claws towards Han Li. This expression and this action seemed to want to scratch Han Li's face.

But Han Li sneered and swung his wrist, and there was another whip sound in the air, but this time the sound was not so crisp, and the dull sound seemed to hit something.

Before the sound of the whip hitting the flesh fell, the monkey screamed at the edge of the lake, and accompanied by this scream, it turned over again involuntarily.

And this time Han Li did not use clever strength, and the whip hit the monkey after the somersault, causing its head to fall heavily to the ground.

"Little monkey, get up quickly, and do a somersault for me."

Monkey