Chapter 914: The Bad Nature of Monkeys and Han's Father's Helplessness

When Han Li saw the monkey, Yun Yingying also saw it. She walked over and squatted down with a look of surprise, wanting to touch the monkey's head, but she didn't expect the monkey to jump up with a grin and stretch out its dirty claws to scratch Yun Yingying's face.

Han Li was following Yun Yingying at this moment. When the monkey's lower limbs were bent, he felt something was wrong, because this was not a normal leg muscle movement, but a precursor to the burst of stored power.

The monkey's movement was sudden, but Han Li's movement was faster. When the monkey's claws were about to scratch Yun Yingying's face, Han Li pulled Yun Yingying back two steps with one hand, and directly hit her with a big bag with the other hand.

"Beast."

"Ah, I was scared to death."

"It's okay, it's okay."

"Brother Li, this monkey is too fierce. If it weren't for you, it would have scratched my face."

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. This monkey should be bought by my father. But looking at the whip next to it, it should be a thing that can't be trained. Now it dares to stretch its claws at you. Tonight, we will make this monkey into monkey head flower to nourish you."

"What is monkey head flower?"

"Monkey head flower is similar to tofu pudding, but it is easier to make than tofu pudding. Shave the hair on the head of a living monkey, and then fix it under the table, leaving only the skull.

Knock off the monkey's skull with a hammer to reveal the white brain inside, and pour hot oil with good ingredients on it. This fresh monkey head flower is ready. If you think it tastes bland, you can scoop it out with a spoon and eat it with sauce."

After hearing this, Yun Yingying shuddered and said with a pale face, waving her hands.

"Ah, this is too cruel. I don't want to eat monkey brains. But brother Li, how could you come up with such a cruel way of eating?"

"I didn't think of this. Zhang Yaozu told me. He said that there are 'monkey brain banquets', 'centipede banquets', 'python banquets', 'dragon and tiger fight banquets', etc. in his hometown. These are used to entertain guests. Ordinary people usually don't want to eat them. I just remembered them after hearing them from him many times."

"Don't say anything, brother Li. I thought Zhang Yaozu usually asked the children in the village to catch field mice to make 'three squeak dishes'. ' is enough. I didn't expect that there are so many vomits in their hometown. Brother Li's monkey didn't scratch me. Let's not make it into a monkey head flower, okay? "

"No problem, my wife's order is the best in the world. Don't ask me to let this monkey go. Even if you ask me to find another shortcut, I will not be afraid of hardships and difficulties and guarantee to give you a satisfactory explanation."

As an old couple, Yun Yingying certainly knew what Han Li meant. There were several times when she couldn't stand Han Li's fierce attack and wanted to try the change of track that Han Li said.

But she was defeated by the pain at the beginning, so Han Li's mention of this matter now was exchanged for Yun Yingying's helpless roll of eyes.

However, this also successfully diverted Yun Yingying's attention from the monkey head flower. The two talked about the food in Zhang Yaozu's hometown for a while, and then focused on the monkey.

After the culprit of this incident was slapped into the corner by Han Li, it kept curling up there, chirping in pain and fear.

Although Han Li just swung the big dick with it without much force, it was much more painful than the whip it had received before.

Moreover, the monkey felt a fatal threat from Han Li, just like a mouse encountering a cat. It felt that life and death depended on the other party's thoughts. It didn't dare to look up at Han Li at all.

You should know that monkeys are a kind of social animals. In a monkey group, all monkeys will respect the strongest monkey as the monkey king, and the status is typically determined by the strength of force.

However, they often provoke the monkey king in the tribe or the human who raises it. Once the other party shows a little weakness, the monkey will use more excessive means to fight for its own status.

Those monkey performers on the street often whip those monkeys with whips.

One is for the show effect, and the other is that these monkeys often try to kill themselves. If you are not careful, they will scratch your face or do some excessive actions.

Monkeys are a model of animals that will tear down roofs if they are not beaten for three days. Even if they are tamed, they should be pulled out and beaten occasionally, otherwise the people who raise them may be unlucky at any time.

However, this situation is for ordinary people. For people like Han Li who have hunted many beasts in the mountains and forests, there is a trace of murderous aura on them.

When the monkey was hit by the big bag just now, it had already felt the murderous aura on Han Li.

Now it is like a pig, cow, or sheep seeing a butcher. It is so scared that it roars beside it and dares not move.

"Brother Li, did you hit it too hard just now? Why is it still trembling and screaming?"

"I just patted it lightly. I guess this monkey is playing the victim. Just ignore it."

Han Li said this and released the two tied dogs. However, the first thing the two dogs did after being released was to rush to the monkey and bark wildly. It seems that they have been bullied by the monkey for the past few days.

The monkey no longer cares about chirping. It climbed up to a wooden pole next to it in a few seconds.

This situation made Yun Yingying shake her head repeatedly, and at the same time believed what Han Li said just now that the monkey was playing the victim.

After Han Li and Yun Yingying washed their faces, Yun Yingying filled the pot with water and cut vegetables to cook, while Han Li lay on the recliner and chatted with her.

After a while, the second sister, the third sister, He Mi, Hou Yuhua and others all came back, and the yard immediately became much more lively. Later, Han's father and mother also came back.

When Han Li and his father were sitting in the yard chatting, he found out that he really bought this monkey from the bird market near Baita Temple. At that time, the monkey was beaten all over.

Han's father wandered around the bird market for a long time and couldn't find the "toy" he liked. At this time, he happened to see this monkey.

Maybe he felt a little soft-hearted when he saw the whip marks on the monkey. Although the seller said that the monkey was wild and very difficult to discipline, he still spent money to buy it back.

But the next day after buying it home, Han's father regretted it because the monkey was too wild. It stretched its claws to Han's father and mother, grabbed crows and pulled feathers, urinated on the heads of two Kunming dogs, pulled people's tails, etc.

Moreover, it was the kind that just after being beaten, it continued to break down, and no matter how hard I tried, it had no effect.

Finally, Han's father had no choice but to take the monkey to the bird market this Sunday to sell it.

"Dad, how about you let me train this monkey for two days?"