Chapter 3391 The Dog Is Coming

After the story was told, there was a brief silence, and Xiao Tao bent over and said, "Oh, my belly..." He laughed so hard that his flowers trembled.

Yu Duzhi was still wearing a white gauze mask, and her body remained motionless, but the thin white gauze floated quietly. She was holding back and breathing heavily.

Xiao Tao laughed for a while, then took Yu Dushi's hand and said, "Du Shi, this person, this person, too, too..."

"vulgar!"

Yu Du evened out his breath with great difficulty and scolded.

Xiao Tao conveyed his thoughts to Xu Yi and said, "She is a tough talker. I think she can hardly hold it in anymore. If there is anything else, hurry up."

Xiao Tao has heard a lot of jokes, but never one on such a large scale. What woman would dare to say such a thing and make the robbers run away in panic. This huge contrast is too suffocating.

Xu Yi was also aroused after being broken down in the sand twice in a row, "A few days ago, when I was working as a meritor and inspecting Wusun City, I encountered such a strange thing. Wu Ma, the female cook of Yongying Camp in Wusun City, worked hard. With courage, I drove away a famous flower-picking thief. At that time, the flower-picking thief was molesting a young girl. Wu Ma yelled angrily and pounced on her. The flower-picking thief ran away in shock. "

"At that time, I didn't understand. How could a cook named Wu Ma force away a brave flower-picking thief? I was curious, so I went to Wusun City. It happened that the lord of Wusun City was in the city just because of this incident. A commendation meeting was held for Mother Wu. Someone asked Mother Wu on the stage what she was thinking at that time. Mother Wu, who looked like half an iron tower, said with dirty sleeves and a greasy mouth, "This good thing can't all come cheap, little slut" Girls.”

"puff!"

As if a rubber ball had been punctured, Yu Du let out all the breath he had been holding in for a long time. He laughed so hard that his branches trembled, and he managed to hold on to the railing to steady his body.

I just couldn't hold back my laughter, but suddenly, thinking of Mother Wu's generous words, I couldn't help it anymore, and I almost fell down on the railing with laughter.

This was Xiao Tao's original intention, not to listen to the joke, but to make everyone in his family relax and have a happy moment. Now he was so happy that he fell down on the table and breathed heavily.

Things between men and women are always the easiest to titillate people's hearts. In this world as well as in later generations, things between men and women have contributed the most interesting jokes.

It's normal for Yu Duzhi and Xiao Tao not to be able to bear it, but it would be strange if they can't.

A hilariously funny joke completely opened up the atmosphere. Even if Yu Du even pretended to be good, he could no longer hold on to it.

She kept her promise, took out two jars of Dongting Spring, and rewarded Xu Yi.

Xiao Tao divided the drinks between the two of them and started chatting. After all, they only knew each other for a short time, and they didn't have much in common, so the conversation became quiet.

Xiao Tao conveyed his thoughts to Yu Du, "Du Shi, Xu Yi is always smart. There may be a solution to your troubles."

Yu Du sent a message and said, "Don't talk nonsense. What can he do?"

Xiao Tao filled another glass of wine for Xu Yi, "Xu Yi, I have a good friend who is now entangled with a noble man, and that noble man is the son of my good friend's adoptive father. My good friend's current situation depends almost entirely on Her adoptive father helps. Therefore, the noble young master has been entangled all day long, but my good friend cannot refuse or fight, which makes him very troubled. Do you have a way to solve it? "

When Xiao Tao said this, Xu Yi guessed that it must be Yu Duzhi's trouble. He pondered for a moment and said, "I've seen a lot of such troublesome things. Of course there is a way."

"What is it!" Xiao Tao said anxiously.

After putting on the white mask, Yu Duzhi's pretty face looked a little more hopeful.

Xu Yi said, "Then your young master likes you as a good friend. If your friend changes, we'll end our relationship."

After rubbing against the ground, Yu Dushi stood up. The towering mountain peaks continued to rise and fall. Xiao Tao stared at him and said, "What kind of method is this?"

Xu Yi said, "This is a perfectly normal method. Just imagine, your friend must be beautiful, holy and elegant. It is inevitable that the noble son will like her. If you call her Wu Ma, do you think the noble son will like her? , I’m afraid it’s too late to run away.”

When they mentioned Wu Ma, Yu Duzhi and Xiao Tao both remembered the sentence "This good thing can't all come cheap, little slut", and they couldn't help but laugh again.

Xiao Tao said, "I'm afraid it's impossible for my friend to act ugly, weird, or rude. Do you have any other ideas?"

Xu Yi said, "If you are not willing to make this sacrifice, then the only way left is to spread the scandal!"

"Who are you spreading the scandal with? Your young master is extremely jealous. If he finds out, that person will definitely die." Xiao Tao waved his hands repeatedly, "This method won't work either."

Xu Yi said, "Since it's a scandal, it's natural to spread the scandal with someone the noble young master can't afford to offend, such as your friend's adoptive father. You just need to let the wind out a little bit. I don't believe that the noble young master will run away without seeing the wind."

"Asshole!"

Yu Du made a sharp scolding.

Xu Yi was unmoved at all, "The bastard is a bastard, but it won't work. I'm just coming up with ideas. It's not up to Xiao Tao's friends whether they are useful or not. I want to solve the problem, but also want the spring breeze to blow on the water. How can it be so cheap? .”

Yu Dushi didn't speak, and was pulled by Xiao Tao to sit down. She conveyed her thoughts to Yu Dushi, "Although the method is harmful, it is really effective. You have to hurry up. That noble young master is not easy to deal with. This journey is not easy. , but his dog is following him secretly."

Yu Duzhi didn't respond, and Xiao Tao felt bored. As he kept talking, he returned to this heavy topic.

She quickly changed the subject and asked about Xu Yi's stay at Sanxianyuan.

Xu Yi was waiting for this, so he told the truth about his experience in Sanxianyuan, without adding any fuel or jealousy. He even told the truth about how to communicate with Liu Guancen.

Xiao Tao said angrily, "Thanks to Xu Yi, another person would have been tortured to death by them. No wonder the officialdom of Nantianting is getting worse and worse. With this gang of slippery officials, all good things will be ruined."

Xu Yi sighed, "I finally got through it. No matter what, I have to thank you for your help. I'll do it first as a token of respect."

As he spoke, Xu Yi picked up a wine jar and started drinking.

Dongting Spring is a fine wine made from immortal fruit. Its power is a thousand times better than ordinary wine. After drinking a jar of wine, Xu Yi felt drunk.

He had not felt this way for a long time, just relaxed and unbridled. He staggered to the edge of the railing and looked up at the starry sky and lake view in the distance. He felt the stars swaying around the lake. It was so beautiful. The lake breeze blew, and he couldn't describe it. It was cool and hearty, and when I was excited, I couldn't help but chant, "The west wind blows the old Dongting waves, and Mr. Xiang's hair turns white all night long. After being drunk, I don't know that the sky is on the water, and the stars and dreams are full of boats weighing down the clear river."

Xiao Tao couldn't help but tugged on Yu Duzhi's sleeve, "Even if he is really a vulgar celebrity, how many people in the world can have this kind of talent?"

Yu Duzhi was speechless and stared at the lake and starry sky outside the fence, lost in thought.

"The dream of a boat full of stars can overwhelm the Qinghe River. Let me tell you, who can attract such a great person that he even ignores his reputation and goes to this wine shop to talk about romance with others? Just with this sentence, a dream of a boat full of stars. It's worth it if you suppress the Qinghe River. But I don't know why the army would do anything to my young master?"

A slender man appeared in the hall without warning. His whole life was like a leopard that had become a spirit, with a sinister aura.