Chapter 3385 Comfort Zone

"Writing? You are so loud. Are you trying to test whether I can read or not? Haha..."

Liu Guancen sneered again and again. He had never been so insulted before.

Yu Du was also anxious and said, "Boy, if you dare to play with fire with me, I will make you regret it."

Everyone was in high spirits, which was more interesting than guessing charades. One after another they spoke, either irritating Liu Guancen or teasing Yu Dushi.

The so-called high-level monks and immortals, even though they have been enlightened for eight hundred years, are still worldly in their bones. In fact, the longer their lives are, the lonelier they become.

Xu Yi smiled and said, "It is to test whether Brother Guancen can read or not. If Brother Guancen answers the word I wrote correctly, in addition to fulfilling the contract, Xu will also lose his small life to Brother Guancen. If Brother Guancen answers the question correctly." If Brother Guancen answers wrongly, how about thinking that Brother Guancen owes me a favor?"

He could see that Yu Duzhi had the intention of prostitution for nothing, but he had to save himself. Besides, since he was involved, he had to work hard to turn the crisis into an opportunity.

Hearing Xu Yi speak so solemnly, everyone became more and more excited, and they were all guessing what kind of words Xu Yi was going to write.

Liu Guancen also restrained his frivolity a little and said loudly, "It's not Liu's bragging. Liu knows "Zhuo" and "Xufu" by heart, but he also knows them by heart. If Taoist fellow Taoist Xu made up his own characters, Liu would have no choice but to do anything. "

"That's right, you kid is not planning to make up random words on your own." The pretty freckled female cultivator called Song Qingqing and glared at Xu Yi with her big black eyes flashing.

She longed for Yu Du to take off the veil, so she naturally sided with Liu Guancen and wanted to plug the loopholes for Liu Guancen first.

Xu Yidao said, "Xu is not capable of cheating. The words he wrote must be consistent with "Zi Shuo" and "Xu Fu". I hope Brother Guan Cen is as knowledgeable as he said."

Liu Guancen was full of energy, pointed at Xu Yi and said, "Come out quickly. If I answer wrong, I owe you ten favors. If I answer right, I don't want your life, but I will give you a few slaps to make you feel better." Remember, you must remember that disaster comes from your mouth.”

Xu Yi turned his hand and took out a piece of snow-white paper. With a wave of his hand, a word fell on it, "Brother Liu, please read it."

"This, this, this..."

Liu Guancen's face turned red, his eyes were as bulging as bull's eyes, and he wanted to stare Xu Yi to death on the spot.

The whole place was filled with dead silence. Suddenly, Song Qingqing let out a puff and finally couldn't bear it anymore. She held her stomach and bent over with laughter, "Oh my mother, you are so ridiculous to me. Sister Yu, where did you find such a narrow-minded ghost?" , it’s really too bad.”

Yu Dushi also tried his best to purse his lips, and clenched his fists tightly in his sleeves with a pair of slender jade hands, which had rows of white marks in his palms.

Xiao Tao behind her couldn't help it, covering her mouth and laughing so hard.

In order to save Liu Guancen's face, or to maintain their demeanor, Wu Si and others kept their mouths tightly closed and did not smile, but their expressions were extremely weird. It was obvious that they had to hold it in very hard.

"Brother Guancen, read it and see if Brother Liu got it wrong or right."

Xu Yi brought the blood-red broken-down characters to Liu Guancen.

Liu Guancen waved his hand heavily and turned the piece of paper into snowflakes, "Good boy, how dare you take advantage of my loopholes, you win."

In full view of everyone, no matter how thick-skinned he is, he can't blatantly mess around and can only admit defeat.

Xu Yi clasped his fists and said, "Brother Liu deserves to be a sincere gentleman. No one else would say otherwise. Only a sincere gentleman like Brother Liu can be so open-minded. I admire you, I admire you."

"You are so shameless. You used cunning to win over Brother Liu, and now you are flattering me. Is your face made of the city wall? However, I have learned a trick from you today. Who will follow me in the future? It was embarrassing, so I also wrote the word 'wrong' to test whether he got the answer wrong."

Although he was scolding, Song Qingqing couldn't help but cover her mouth and giggle again.

It turned out that what Xu Yi had just written on the piece of paper was the word "wrong". He first used his words to trap Liu Guancen. When the word "wrong" fell, Liu Guancen actually wrote "Zi Shuo" and "Xu Yi". "Fu" was memorized, but I could only answer it wrong.

"It's not surprising that a sincere gentleman meets a shameless villain, and it ends like this. Yu Duzhi, who is this Xu Yi?"

Meng Changlai, who was dressed in plain robes, said in a cold voice that he was happy to see Liu Guancen's defeat, but he couldn't see Xu Yi succeeding as a villain. What's more, from the bottom of his heart, he despised Xu Yi's cunning methods and thought that they were nothing more than superiors. No countermeasures are allowed.

Xu Yi said, "I, Xu Yi, am a mere meritorious figure in Sanxian Academy."

"Were you the one who solved the century-old mystery case of the Sima family?" Song Qingqing asked in shock.

"It's just a trivial matter, nothing worth mentioning." Xu Yi clasped his fists.

"It turns out that he is a junior official who has been promoted to Dou. No wonder he has a philistine look on his face and knows all the tricks of deception." Meng Changlai said coldly.

Xu Yi's face accurately flashed with a trace of confusion, and he sighed deeply, "There are nine out of ten chances that life will be unsatisfactory, if it weren't for... That's all, don't mention it, life is like a journey against the odds, and I am also a traveler. Just endure it, when it's over, when will you return? Go and be an idler, playing a harp, a pot of wine, and a stream of clouds. Life is impermanent. Even though we are monks, I am afraid that we will have less joy than more sorrow. I don't know how high the blue sky is and how thick the yellow earth is. I only see the cold moon and warm sun. , come and fry people's lifespan. What if you can really cultivate immortality? The encounters in half your life are like water flowing in the east. How can you know how to know everything in life? It should be like Feihong stepping on the snow and mud. Occasionally, there are fingers and claws left on the mud. Hongfei is counting things. Today and What a blessing it is for you all to meet again!"

When these words came out, everyone in the audience stared straight-eyed.

Luang Mei secretly said, "This bastard's acting skills are really superb. He will act whatever people want. These sour guys will definitely be deceived by this old devil."

In just a few words, Xu Yi's image of a frustrated guest in a green shirt suddenly appeared in everyone's hearts.

Meng Changlai cupped his fists and said, "Meng was abrupt, please forgive me, Brother Xu."

This group of people pride themselves on being elegant scholars. The so-called elegant scholars do not mean high cultivation or high family background, but only demeanor and demeanor. Xu Yi's performance is obviously that of a melancholy guest among elegant scholars.

If Meng Changlai didn't apologize for Meng Lang earlier, he might be looked down upon by everyone.

Xu Yi walked two steps to the west and stood in front of the water in the hall. "Brother Meng said something serious. Xu came here by chance and disturbed everyone's enjoyment. I will take my leave now."

Everyone was aroused by him, so how could they let him go? As the host, Wu Si extended his arms to invite him to sit down, "We have a lot of friends, and we have never met such a wonderful person as Brother Xu. Today, No matter what, let’s leave with all the fun. I dare to ask Brother Xu, where did he get this article full of articles?”

Xu Yi said, "The rise and fall of the eternal prosperous dream, the poetic eye is tired of the horizon. It's just that I have traveled too much, encountered too many things, and thought too much. It's hard to pour out the stronghold in my heart. If the clouds are flowing in the sky and the wind and smoke are clear, the Tianshan Mountains They share the same color, drifting along the current, going east and west as they please. Over time, they naturally gain some sour insights and laugh at every sight."