Chapter 34 The Teacher
Drunk, awake, how to live or how to live.
Yesterday's sorrow belongs to yesterday.
The wine last night was not in vain, and the most famous sentence in dormitory 301 came out of it.
Ji Xiaorou only drank half a cup and was already staggering, squinting her eyes and took Tian Ye's hand and said a word.
"It's no big deal, tomorrow will still be awesome!"
This sentence later became the collective motto of the 301 dormitory.
Get up and go to class.
Of the four brothers, Zhang Xiaobai and Ji Xiaorou are the best in class, and they never miss class; Tian Ye, who is always late because he is too greedy to get out of bed; of course, Cheng Feng, who doesn't like class the least, spends more time skipping class than attending class. long.
This can't be blamed on him, his old man taught him long ago that he doesn't need to study too well, the important thing is to make friends and socialize, as long as he doesn't fail a course and graduates smoothly.
This good son only remembered the first few sentences, but forgot the last sentence. If this continues, the probability of failing the exam is very high.
But today, the two underachievers woke up early at the same time to attend the first class.
The first class is called marketing innovation, from 8:30 to 11:30, with a short break in between.
In the public class, there are about 200 students in five classes in the large lecture hall, which is quite spectacular.
The reason why I like this class is not because the students are beautiful and female, but because I like the teacher.
Don't get me wrong, it's a male teacher, a middle-aged man in his forties. His name is Peng Cheng, which probably means Pengcheng Wanli.
Teacher Peng Cheng is chubby and has small eyes, with two dimples when he smiles. He looks really cute.
It is no exaggeration to say that he is the most popular teacher in the whole major or in the whole school, not to mention the students from this department, even students from other departments and even other schools come to his class.
Little is known about the history of this teacher. The public opinion is that Peng Cheng graduated from a prestigious university, then studied abroad, went into business in the United States, and then returned to China to teach as a teacher.
The students liked him not because of the rumors about these experiences, but because of the teacher's teaching style, which was so different from others.
No matter which subject in the university, there are always students who fail the subject. It is said that the school has stipulated a pass rate for the indicators.
But this marketing innovation course has not passed anyone. There is no factual basis, it is just rumors, a small story passed down from generation to generation by senior brothers and sisters.
The school also put pressure on Peng Cheng at the beginning, but the teacher didn't care at all, and threatened that as long as one student failed a subject, he would resign immediately.
In the end, the school made compromises.
Ordinarily, since this subject does not fail, it doesn't matter whether you take it or not, but this course is the class with the highest attendance rate in the whole school.
The four brothers came to the classroom to find an empty seat to sit down. There were still 20 minutes to class, and the seats were almost full.
On the podium, teacher Peng Cheng was chatting with several male students while holding a thermos cup and crossing his legs.
"Teacher, what's in your water glass?" a student asked.
"Are you stupid, you don't even know this? It's medlar." Another student answered him.
Another student covered his mouth and said with a smile: "Teacher, this stuff is a great supplement, you should drink less!"
Teacher Peng Cheng looked up to the sky and sighed, and said with emotion: "Hey, you guys don't understand, this is a last resort for middle-aged people, put wolfberry in the thermos cup!"
Seeing the teacher's expression and hearing that sentence, not only those around him, but even the girls in the front row burst out laughing.
Teacher Peng Cheng didn't care at all, and was still immersed in emotion, and said again, "Godberry is hard to remind of the years, put some angelica in the cup!"
Just now there was a lot of laughter in the front, and the whole classroom was suddenly quiet, and then I heard the teacher's helpless words, followed by the whole classroom roaring with laughter.
After chatting for a while, the class bell rang.
Peng Cheng was not in a hurry to go to class, he looked at the door without blinking, and sure enough there were a few more latecomers. The teacher directly made a gesture of please, and these late students had to scan for a long time before finding a vacant seat to sit down.
Looking at the entire classroom, there are already no empty seats.
Just as they were about to start class, a few panting students knocked on the door and entered, but they couldn't find a seat.
Peng Cheng pursed his lips, there happened to be a few mats next to the door, and these people hurriedly moved the mats and sat down, one for each of them.
After they were seated, a few more people came unexpectedly, and there were no vacancies without Maza.
Teacher Peng Cheng thought for a while and asked, "How about a standing ticket?"
Those few nodded vigorously.
Peng Cheng said: "Then stand at the back, my voice should be louder, I'm sure you can hear me!"
After waiting for a while, no one came again, and twenty minutes had passed before class started.
Peng Cheng Shua Shua Shua Shua Shua wrote a line of words on the blackboard - the century-old grievances between Coca-Cola and Pepsi (2).
No wonder there are so many people here. The students love to listen to this, and it has already been taught in the last class.
After finishing writing, Mr. Peng sat down again, rang the "gavel" and put his hands into his sleeves.
"The above document says..."
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The relaxed and happy time is always short. When it was said that Pepsi's sponsorship of the World Cup was on the rise, the get out of class bell rang.
The students were all unsatisfied and had no intention of dismissing get out of class.
Cheng Peng took a sip of the water soaked in wolfberries and asked, "Are you still resting?"
The students shouted in unison: "We don't rest!"
Cheng Peng said "Okay" and continued. A few students went to the bathroom on the way, and they went back in a hurry.
Ten minutes before the end of get out of class, Cheng Peng made a brief summary of the class and said, "Let's talk about something else today."
The students listened intently, and the teacher asked, "Do you know why I didn't fail your subject?"
Discussions sounded, and then the students raised their hands high and gave their answers.
"Because hello teacher!" A student said with a smile.
Cheng Peng puffed up his chest and said with a smile: "This flattery is very good."
Another student stood up and said seriously: "Teacher, pat your chest and say, you are the kindest teacher I have ever met!"
Cheng Peng pointed at him and said, "The expression and tone are in place, better than the one just now!"
There was another burst of laughter, and then another student stood up and said solemnly: "Teacher, because you are so handsome."
Cheng Peng frowned and said with a smile: "I only know now what serious nonsense is."
At this time Zhang Xiaobai raised his hand, and Peng Cheng motioned for him to answer.
Zhang Xiaobai stood up and said four words, "Wen Wu No. 1!"
Peng Cheng frowned first, then gradually stretched out his thumbs, "You can teach me!"
Then Peng Cheng explained: "There is no first place in literature and no second place in martial arts. There is no difference in learning. It probably means this. The level of marketing cannot be reflected on paper. It can only be distinguished in practice." Whether you win or lose, no matter whether you listen carefully or not, or even if you don’t take my class, the grades of this course will not be reflected in the books. What I can do is to show you what I know about the business world. Next, I want you to show the world, show yourself!"
Thunderous applause erupted from the audience.