Chapter 12: Tu Mei-Chan, the Famous Reasoning with Domineering Power!
"So... our actions are obviously just acting." Sanzang took over the words of the two apprentices and continued confidently, "Actually, the truth is very simple... none of the three of us like Bajie very much. , I always wanted to drive him away, but this guy was too slow to realize our malice... So, we pretended to want to eat him, and showed it blatantly in front of him, I want to scare them away."
"After a period of deliberation, this morning... the plan finally came to fruition." Wukong continued speaking quickly, "By the creek, we approached Bajie step by step, pretending to eat him. The way he looked. The fool finally got scared, turned around and ran away, never to come back."
"Now that I think about it...that anonymous call to the police was probably made by Bajie himself, right?" Wu Jing on the side also answered, "After being driven away by us, he was vaguely aware of the truth. Out of resentment, he used this ways to retaliate."
"Haha..." Sanzang laughed arrogantly, "Do you understand? Mr. Police Officer, there is no 'incident' here at all. Even if there is, it is just a 'false police report' incident, and the culprit is not us. "
"Hmm... It seems to make sense." At this time, Tu Mei's sharp eyes had returned to calmness, she touched her chin and said, "In this sparsely populated suburb, there is a probability that there will be witnesses nearby when the murder is committed. It's very low. Besides... it's a bit strange to report the crime anonymously."
"See, that's what the little girl with 'bad eyes' said." Sanzang pointed at Usagi and said to Inunosuke, "Can we go?"
"Hmm..." Inunosuke nodded slightly, as if hesitating.
"Ha!" Suddenly, Brother Jue laughed loudly and looked at Innosuke, "Officer Innosuke, do you really believe what they said?" His sentence was not a question at all, so he did not wait for the other party to answer. Then he turned to Usagi and said, "And Usagi-chan, as a famous detective, is it really okay to just let the guilty people go...?"
"Nanni~" Hearing this, Sanzang, Wukong and Wujing all turned their attention to Brother Jue.
Sanzang immediately gritted his teeth and glared at Feng Bujue, "I said... that boy who looks like a cat... you have been causing mischief there since just now. What do you mean?"
"Stop talking nonsense, you bald guy!" Feng Bujue put one paw on his hip and pointed the other finger at Sanzang, "Do you think you can get away with it by talking nonsense?"
"It seems possible..." Xiaotan beside him couldn't help but complain in his heart. "Didn't we help Xiong Ji escape three times like this..."
"What! You damn brat! How dare you call me bald!" Sanzang shouted in a frantic voice, "My hair is shaved, not lost!"
"Why would you care about that kind of thing..." Wu Jing continued coldly, "Don't they always end up bald..."
Before he finished speaking, Sanzang pointed at him with his arm: "As for the bald guy... that kappa over there is truly Mediterranean!"
"Hey! Kappa is born with this hair style!" Wu Jing, who had been calm just now, suddenly changed his face and shouted at Sanzang, "From a kappa's point of view, my hair is still very thick!"
"You obviously care about it...and this kind of sophistry is too childish..." Wukong stared at his two living treasure companions. His red scarf was already messy in the wind.
"Shut up! You stinky monkey!" The next second, Wu Jing turned to Wukong and said, "You are obviously a monk, why are you the only one with hair all over your head? No matter how you think about it, it doesn't make sense!"
"Ah... after you reminded me..." Sanzang also turned back to look at Wukong. He showed a look of eagerness, "Even Bajie has a bald head... Why can you, a stinky monkey, be an exception?"
"Because I'm a monkey, bastard!" Wukong said in shock, "Isn't it natural for monkeys to have hair all over their bodies?"
"You don't need to explain..." When Sanzang said this, he already took out a razor from somewhere. "Without further ado... Master, let me help you get rid of those three thousand troubles now!"
"Hey...what are you going to do?" Wukong panicked at that moment, with a look of horror on his face.
"Wu Jing, help me catch him!" Sanzang seemed to be running away when he saw him. Quickly call your teammates for help.
Wu Jing's movements were really fast. Before the master could finish his words, he had already clamped down on his senior brother's hands from behind.
"Stop... stop it quickly!" Wukong struggled and shouted, "Asshole! You two bald men are actually fighting against each other!"
"Officer, you have seen it all." Seeing this scene, Feng Bujue came to Innosuke expressionlessly and said, "Facts speak louder than words... These three guys are born with serious violent tendencies. , will draw swords against each other over trivial matters or disagreements, and... they don't care about whether the other person is their partner, or... the more partners they are, the more careless they are..."
"Hmm..." Innosuke nodded, "That makes sense..."
At this time, Tu Mei's eyes became sharp again: "As expected of Neko Saburo, he easily revealed their true nature, otherwise we would all have been deceived."
"Ah! It's so scary! The use of violence is the most annoying thing!" Miaomei covered her eyes and screamed.
Xiong Ji walked over and said, "Nyaomi-chan! Don't be afraid, you are almost in my arms..."
"Behave yourself..." Xiao Tan was quick-witted and stepped forward to stop Xiong Ji, killing his suicidal behavior in the cradle.
On the other side... seeing the reactions of the crowd, the master and apprentice trio panicked again.
"Hey... wait, we are just..."
"Just joking..."
"No... that's right, we usually do this kind of joking."
But this time, Inunosuke would not give them another chance. He stepped forward solemnly and took out the rope: "Okay, come to the police station if you have anything to say."
"Wait a minute!" Seeing this, Wujing, the calmest of the three, was still struggling, "Mr. Police Officer, even if our words and deeds are suspicious... it's a bit unreasonable to arrest us just based on an anonymous phone call and assumptions!"
"Humph... well said!" Sanzang got excited again, "Where is the evidence? Where is the decisive evidence?"
"You guys!" At this moment, the wretched Xiong Ji stepped forward with a righteous look on his face and shouted loudly, "What evidence or no evidence... I have been arrested hundreds of times, but I have never made such a request! A true gentleman is one who faces the result of being arrested calmly!"
"Where did this naked bear come from?"
"He has been there since just now."
"It seems to be a pervert... Have we been taught a lesson by the pervert..."
It seems that even the three scumbags don't buy Xiong Ji's account.
"You three...don't be so arrogant..." At this moment, Tu Mei suddenly came forward, stared at them with terrifying eyes, and said sternly, "How dare you look down on Xiong Jijun's rich experience in being arrested..." She was murderous, "Hurry up and kneel down to apologize."
"I'm sorry...I shouldn't have been born."
"I'm sorry...I'm sorry to breathe the same air as you."
"I'm sorry...please forgive my rudeness and give me a chance to become a pervert."
They knelt very neatly and said these three sentences almost simultaneously.
"Of course, the remarks of that stinky bear are just the cries of a pervert, not something worth agreeing with." The next second, Tu Mei changed the subject, "Evidence is indeed very important..." As she said, she walked a few steps to the side and came to the white horse, "Mr. Ma, may I ask, was Bajie attacked by the three of them?"
"Yes, they ate Bajie." The white horse replied very straightforwardly.
"Damn it--" Sanzang and his apprentice were shocked at the time, "So you can talk!"
"Cats, dogs, rabbits and bears can talk, monkeys and kappas can talk, why can't I talk?" Bai Ma asked back in a matter-of-fact tone.
[Tu Mei-chan, a famous reasoning with domineering side] The narrator with a deep voice inexplicably said this in the ears of the two players.
Then, Tu Mei snapped her fingers: "Yo! The case is solved successfully!" (To be continued...)