Chapter 25: Prince Shotoku's School Experience Day (Part 1)
The man who jumped into the classroom looked to be in his twenties or thirties, with strange short hair, a bun on his head, and a blue long-sleeved sports suit. He had a weird smell all over his body.
Not long after he appeared, another man who looked younger than him followed in.
The second man had a rather refreshing short brown hair and a red sleeveless sports suit. Overall, he was a relatively normal person.
[Side quest has been triggered]
After the two men walked into the classroom one after another, the system voice sounded.
Feng Bujue and Wang Tanzhi opened the task bar and saw an instruction [Kick the prince and sister out of school before the end of the morning class].
"Prince... and sister?" Xiao Tan muttered after reading the task.
"The full name is Prince Shotoku and Ono Sister." Feng Bujue saw that he looked suspicious, so he explained.
Brother Jue knew those two. Even without the task prompt, he knew the names of the two characters and other related settings...
"Eh?" Xiao Tan was stunned. After all, he was not very familiar with "Hiyori". He only knew... "Another famous historical figure?"
"Famous or not... and what their image in history was, it's actually not important." Feng Bujue continued, "Don't forget, this is the Hiyori universe. No matter how high-end the prototype of the character is... in this world of funny comics, it will become funny."
"Hmm..." Xiao Tan pondered, and the figures of Bajiao Sang and Zeng Liangjun flashed in his mind.
"Ah~ho~" At this time, the one in the blue sportswear spoke again, "Hello, classmates~ I am Prince Shotoku. Today is the 'school experience day'. Because it is stipulated by the court, I can't refuse, so I brought my sister here to play with everyone... Oh no... to experience school life~"
"It was obviously a rule that I added on a whim yesterday..." The next second, the one in the red sportswear exposed the prince's nonsense with a very fast speed.
"As you can see, this is what happened." Teacher Panda stood on the podium and continued their words, "After all, they are from the court, so it's not easy to refuse. Please be patient, students."
"What's going on with the court..." Xiao Tan said, "By the way, isn't the era background and political system of this world a bit chaotic?"
"It's enough to know that it's chaotic..." Feng Bujue said, "Look at the prince's ancient and modern, Chinese and Western styles, what else do we have to worry about..."
"Then..." After a few seconds, Teacher Panda looked at the prince and the girl and said, "Please sit in the two empty seats in the back row."
"Okay~~" The prince replied to the teacher with his catchphrase. He walked down with a very happy pace.
The girl shook her head helplessly and followed with a sigh.
"Well..." After they sat down, Teacher Panda said, "Students, please turn to page 22. Last time we talked about..."
The teacher started the lecture as usual. For the top students, the following content was clearly heard; for the poor students, they could only hear the sound of "buzz buzz buzz buzz".
"Hey! Hey! This student. What's your name?"
Feng Bujue was still thinking about how to complete this task, and the prince took the initiative to talk to him.
I don't know if it was a coincidence or a system arrangement... The seats of the prince and the girl were on the right side of Feng Bujue and Xiong Ji respectively.
"Guota Nekosaburo." Feng Bujue turned his head and looked at the prince.
"Oh. It's Guta-kun, hehe..." The prince smiled honestly, "Hello~ How old are you this year?"
"It's none of your business, uncle." Feng Bujue replied with a very bad attitude.
"Uncle...Uncle..." The prince's expression twitched. He lowered his head tremblingly, his face shrouded in gloom, and he muttered. "Now... kids nowadays are becoming less and less cute..."
"And, uncle." Feng Bujue's ridicule had just begun, "What's that strange smell on you?"
"How... you actually asked such a question in person..." the prince said in surprise, "Where is the strange smell! It's your nose that's the problem!"
"Don't you admit it..." Feng Bujue responded coldly, then turned his head and looked at the girl behind him and said, "Hey, big brother over there, this uncle has a strange smell on his body, right?"
"Of course, I've always All of them. "The girl held her chin with one hand and replied calmly, "Maybe it's because I'm not wearing underwear."
"I see." Hearing this, Feng Bujue used his acting skills to condense a look of disgust and contempt, and cast it at the prince, "Hehe..."
"'Hehe'?" The prince covered his face with both hands, shocked and annoyed, "This... this kid... what kind of look is that! Damn it!"
"Prince, I asked you to change that habit a long time ago, and now even I am embarrassed with you." After angrily selling out her teammates, the girl stabbed the prince in the back.
"Shut up! Sister, you bastard!" The prince replied unhappily, "You clearly know that I hold the 'no underwear unless necessary' principle!"
"That's why I asked you to change... that kind of inexplicable principle..." The girl continued with a hollow look.
"That..." Before they finished speaking, Teacher Panda turned around and said to them, "Prince, although strictly speaking you are not here for class, please don't disturb other students' listening, okay? You are talking too loudly, and the content is terrible."
"Eh? Blame me?" The prince replied aggrievedly.
"Big idiot..." The girl stabbed him in the back at the right time.
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The first class passed quickly.
As the bell rang, the nerves of Feng Wang and the other two, who had relaxed for a while, immediately tensed up again.
The triggering of the side quest does not mean the interruption of the main quest.
With Xiong Ji being arrested nine times, the two players cannot afford to make any mistakes.
"Well...you keep an eye on Xiong Ji, and I'll be in charge of the prince." After class, Feng Bujue ran to Xiao Tan and whispered, "I'm familiar with their character settings. As long as we make good use of the girl as a potential 'teammate', it shouldn't be difficult to force the prince away." When he said this, he seemed to feel a little uneasy, so he added, "Well...if there is an emergency situation on Xiong Ji's side that you can't handle alone, just make a gesture to me or call me, and I'll come right over."
"Understood." Xiao Tan replied, "The main task takes priority."
"Meow——"
The two had just said a few words when Meow Mei's scream rang again.
"Okay, I have to go over..." Xiao Tan said, and he had already cast his eyes in the direction of the shout.
"Come on, I'll do the same..." Feng Bujue looked at the prince and the girl, "It's time to act."
After that, the two went their separate ways and headed towards their respective goals.
"Ah~ I'm a little hungry, sister." As soon as Brother Jue walked to the prince and the sister, he heard the prince say, "When will we have lunch?"
"The first class just ended, it's still a long time before lunch time." The girl replied.
"Eh?" The prince showed a surprised expression, "But I'm so hungry~"
"Didn't you have a good breakfast, prince?" the girl asked.
"Because I'm looking forward to the 'school lunch', I haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon." The prince replied.
"But..." Feng Bujue interrupted at the right time, "Our school... provides lunch, and students bring their own lunch boxes."
"What the hell!" The prince jumped up from his seat, and two seconds later, he fell to the ground again, "I... what am I here for today..."
"Hey... the so-called 'school experience day' is essentially the 'school lunch experience day'..." the girl complained.
After a few seconds, the girl sighed and took out a cloth bundle from her desk. As she untied it, she said, "Alas... there is really no way. Anyway, not eating for so long is not good for the body. Anyway, let's eat a rice ball first."
"Wow!" The prince jumped up again, his eyes shining, "Sister... you actually..." At this moment, he seemed to realize it again, and his emotion instantly turned into resentment, "... you actually brought a lunch?"
"Yes, I checked in advance, this school does not provide lunch." The girl replied calmly.
"Why didn't you tell me earlier!" The prince grabbed the girl's collar and shook her and shouted.
Pah——
The girl slapped the prince's bear face decisively and replied: "You asked for it yourself. You should know more about this kind of thing than me, idiot!"
"Pah——hee——" The prince uttered a strange interjection, "You called me an idiot again! How many times a day do you have to call me an idiot to be satisfied!"
"About ten times..." The girl replied in a deep voice, "Also, do you want a rice ball?" When asking this question, he had already untied the cloth bundle and opened the lid of the lunch box.
"Yes!" The prince said, grabbed a rice ball and took a bite.
But after chewing a few times, he showed a disappointed expression again: "What's the matter? There is no stuff in this rice ball..."
"Can you go die, prince?" The girl replied calmly.
"If you want stuff..." Feng Bujue continued, "This is OK..." When he said this, he scratched his nose with a cat's claw, and then he stuck the stuff he scratched out on the rice ball in the prince's hand.
"Ah——" the prince screamed in horror, "This... this little devil!"
"It's a bit salty, and it can make the taste more mysterious and layered." Feng Bujue continued nonchalantly, "The color also makes people feel bright."
"Damn it!" The next second, the prince seemed to be unable to bear it anymore, and immediately threw away the rice ball, shouted, and rushed towards Brother Jue. (To be continued...)