Chapter 1205 Bajie's Past
In just three months, it is definitely not an easy task for Zhu Bajie to train the fat man into a god-level powerhouse. But it can be expected that he will definitely bring a god-level panacea with him this time. The kind that can become a god once you eat it. In the past, it was always this way to teach disciples in order to cultivate them.
"By the way, Master, we found you burning paper when we first came in. Who are you mourning for?" the fat man asked.
"Condolences to my first wife, Second Sister Egg." Zhu Bajie said. When he said this, his eyes were sad, and there seemed to be a tear in his eyes: "It has been two thousand years, and she has long been turned into dust, annihilated and lost in the vast sky. She is not a god and cannot have a long lifespan. I do this We can only express our condolences.”
"I still remember it for two thousand years, but Zhu Bajie is still a person who values love and righteousness." Da Banya sighed.
"By the way, Master. You said your first wife is called Second Sister Egg!? Isn't her name Gao Cuilan?" The fat man was surprised. Even Xiao Fei and Da Banya found it strange that before Zhu Bajie married Gao Cuilan, he actually had a wife named Second Sister Egg.
"It's a long story, but if you don't mind being wordy, I'd like to tell you a story." Zhu Bajie said.
"We don't mind being long-winded." The fat man said, "Master is a god. The past events of the gods, the romantic affairs, must sound very legendary and interesting. Especially, you are still a well-known Zhu Bajie."
"It's not a legend, but it should belong to one of my complexes." Zhu Bajie said, "After I attained the Tao and became an immortal, I went to the heavenly court and was ranked among the immortals. Because of my strong mana and my master's origin, the Jade Emperor ordered me to be a canopy Marshal. Later, at a flat peach meeting, I drank too much. Seeing Chang'e's beauty is unparalleled in the world, I started a drunken madness, and forced Chang'e fairy to accompany me to drink. The Jade Emperor was furious, and ordered the gods to arrest me. "
"Actually, I have long been obsessed with her in my heart. Going crazy with alcohol is just a coward. When I sober up, I realize that I have committed a heinous crime. But it is too late to regret it now, and I don't want to I was willing to hang my hands and wait to die, so I had to pick up a rake and fight against the Heavenly Court. That battle was really dark, the sun and the moon were dark, and the movement was no less than Monkey King making troubles in the Heavenly Palace." "Later, the gods surrounded me in the Guanghan Palace. It was impenetrable, and I was outnumbered, so I was caught by them."
"We all know these things, and it's recorded in the book." Xiao Fei said, "Then what happened afterwards?"
"What you know is only on the surface, but do you know the deeper things? Everyone thinks that I am teasing Chang'e with alcohol, and they will know that this is a way for me to protect her?" Zhu Bajie said with a sneer, "It seems that Chang'e Fairy also Understand my deep meaning, and finally left me in Guanghan Palace."
"Why do you want to protect her?" the fat man asked.
However, Zhu Bajie ignored the fat man and continued: "After I was caught by the gods, the Jade Emperor sentenced me to beheaded. I was taken to Zhanxiantai to destroy my primordial spirit, destroy my divine body, and make me completely wiped out. "
"Destroying Yuanshen, destroying God's body?" Xiao Fei said in shock, "This punishment is too heavy. God's body and Yuanshen are God's hardware and software respectively. Once both are destroyed, a god will disappear completely. Knowing that to become a god requires thousands of years of practice, it is not easy."
"Who says it's not?" Zhu Bajie said, "I just teased Chang'e, and I didn't succeed. Why did the Jade Emperor punish me so severely?"
"Why? Could it be that there is some personal grievance between you and the Jade Emperor?" Xiao Fei asked.
"Personal grievances are out of the question." Zhu Bajie said, "Let's put it this way, the reason why the Jade Emperor became angry from embarrassment is because he himself coveted Fairy Chang'e's beauty."
"The Jade Emperor also covets her beauty?" The three of them were shocked together. At the same time, I also understand why Zhu Bajie said just now that he was protecting Fairy Chang'e. He first flirted openly and let the gods pay attention to this matter, so that the Jade Emperor would not dare to mess around in private.
"What do you think?" Zhu Bajie gave him a blank look and said. "Not only me and him, but almost all the male gods in the heaven covet her beauty? Fairy Chang'e's beauty can be said to be the best in the world and the Three Realms."
"There is another important reason, that is, Fairy Chang'e was a god in the prehistoric period. The prehistoric period was the period of Xuanyuan Huangdi Chiyou. The gods in the heavens were basically from the Shang Dynasty. The prehistoric period was earlier than the Shang Dynasty. Thousands of years. The god of the prehistoric period has prehistoric divine power in his body. If he can combine with her, he can instantly improve his immortal cultivation.
"Fairy Chang'e is unparalleled in appearance and has such a special physique. May I ask which fairy in the world doesn't want to have her?"
"Isn't it dangerous for a little sheep to be stared at by a pack of wolves all day?" Big Banya asked.
"It's not that dangerous." Zhu Bajie said: "In the past, her husband Houyi fell for some reason after shooting the sun. The Four Saints Luya warned the gods in the heavens that no one can touch Fairy Chang'e. Therefore, everyone treats her I can only watch but not move, just like a goldfish in a fish tank..."
"However, the four sages have been missing for thousands of years, and the Jade Emperor has moved her mind again. But I dare not say it clearly, after all, it is the decree of the four sages. But I ruined his good deeds. Imagine Jade Can the emperor not become angry from embarrassment?"
"I see! No wonder he gave you such a heavy punishment." Xiao Fei and the fat man nodded.
"In addition, master, you provoked public anger by molesting Chang'e. All the immortals wanted to get her, and they didn't dare to move rashly, but you moved. Could they not be angry? They must have exhausted all their strength when they scratched her. .”
"That's right, how would they know my good intentions?" Zhu Bajie said, "When those immortals were catching me, they used all the magic weapons and even the strength of feeding, as if me and It's like they have a sworn enemy."
"Then what happened next?" Xiao Fei asked.
"After the Jade Emperor sentenced me to beheaded, I was scared out of my wits. Later, Taibai Jinxing came forward to intercede, saying that my master has a lot of background after all, so I can't kill him casually. In addition, killing a master who has practiced for thousands of years God, it's an earth-shattering event, why not give me a lighter punishment." Zhu Bajie said.
"The Jade Emperor was still angry, but thinking of my master, he didn't dare to go too far, so he spared me the death penalty. Instead, I was sentenced to be beaten twice with the hammer, and then demoted to the mortal world."
"This hammer is Jiang Ziya's transformation of the whip. With one hammer, no matter how strong your divine body is, your skin will be torn apart. After two thousand hammers, my original divine body will be completely destroyed."