Chapter 1232 Pig Bajie and Monk Sha
Because of Zhu Dachang's professional habits, when he asked others, it was a bit like he was interviewing. This made Zhu Gang very upset, and said lightly, "Not bad."
"Then Mr. Zhu, wouldn't it be convenient for you to show off your kung fu, so that we can open our eyes, so that Jie Jie and I can have a better understanding?" Zhu Dachang said again.
"It's inconvenient." Zhu Gang directly declined.
Zhu Dachang couldn't help frowning, thinking that this person is a charlatan? Zhu Xiaojie is young and easily deceived. As a parent, I have to guard him.
Moreover, he really didn't want Zhu Gang to live at home. He was a local tyrant, and there were many valuable things in the safe at home, and he was often not at home. Letting an outsider live at home is really worrying. But Zhu Gang was invited back by his son, and it was inconvenient to drive him away immediately... I began to think about why I refused Zhu Gang to live at home calmly.
"Father, don't ask any more questions, you'll make the guests unhappy!" Seeing Zhu Gang frown, the fat man hurriedly said. Zhu Bajie is the master he invited back with great difficulty. If the matter falls apart because of his father, he will lose a lot. Said to Zhu Gang: "Master, go to my room and ignore them."
After speaking, Juran led Zhu Gang into his room.
"This child..." Zhu Dachang and Zhu Li were very helpless.
After a while, the fat man came out again and said to Dachang Zhu: "Father, from now on Master will live in my room and I will live in the study. From now on, you must treat Master Zhu like you treat my head teacher."
"In addition, the master said that you must immediately prepare a table of food and wine for him to entertain him. Treat it as a teacher apprentice banquet, and you must toast him."
"We want to toast him too?" Zhu Dachang was depressed. "In society, the only ones who can afford to toast your father are those who are officials. He hasn't shown any kung fu..."
"Big Fatty, you can just follow Xiaopang's. I believe that his eyesight should not be wrong. And if that person doesn't have any real skills, he won't be able to stay for a long time." Zhu Li said.
"Okay then, I'll book a table for him in a five-star hotel right away." Zhu Dachang picked up the phone.
"Dad, it's not a banquet, but to take it home to eat, he said he was too lazy to walk." The fat man said.
"Too lazy to walk? The shelf is really big." Zhu Dachang said, "Okay, I will ask the hotel to prepare a few dishes, and then pack them up and send them home."
"Father, you may have misunderstood. What the master wants is not a few dishes, but all the dishes. Every dish must be ordered the same, and all of them will be delivered to the home." The fat man said.
"All the dishes?" Zhu Dachang thought he heard it wrong, "So many dishes, can he finish it? Also, if you order all the dishes in the big hotel, it won't cost tens of thousands!?"
"Yes." The fat man said, "Why do you think I spent money so quickly when I was traveling? This hotel is at noon, and I will change to another hotel at night, and I have to order so much for each meal."
"This is the rhythm of him wanting to eat me poorly! Even if I am a local tyrant, I can't afford him to eat like this." Zhu Dachang said.
"Father, you can't even pay for his meals, can you? Master taught me without charging tuition fees." The fat man said.
"No tuition fees? One meal for him is worth several months' tuition fees." Zhu Dachang said angrily.
"Big Fatty, just listen to him. I don't believe that he can eat so much in one meal." Zhu Li said, "And he eats a lot, so he has to show corresponding skills."
And the fat man was even more depressed: what is it that you provide him with food, I still want to find a beautiful woman for him.
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And the other side.
Da Mater took Shahe to the door of the house. "Boss, I'll take you to get a haircut first, and then dye it. With your hairstyle and the turkey-like color, you look like a second-year-old patient, and you are also an uncle of second-year middle school. My dad is a special soldier. I hate other people's disheveled clothes."
"Haircut? I've been used to this hairstyle for a long time. And my red hair, which is a symbol of mana, must not be dyed." Sha He said.
"It's okay, it's okay not to dye it, but it must be trimmed, you can see that your hair is split." Da Banya said.
"Alright then." Sha He said helplessly.
The two of them walked into a barbershop while talking, and there were three large characters written on the door: washing, cutting and blowing. After walking in, I found several beautiful girls in revealing and sexy clothes playing with their mobile phones on the sofa.
Anyone with a discerning eye would know that this kind of barber shop is not serious. In the name of haircuts, secretly make some shady deals. The most famous sentence is, washing, cutting and blowing include 20 yuan for washing and cutting, and 300 yuan for blowing. But Dabanya had never been to this kind of place, so he didn't know the tricks inside, let alone Shahe.
"Do you two want a haircut?" A woman came over and asked.
"It's him who wants a haircut, I don't care." Da Banya said.
"That's okay, big brother, do you want to wash it first?" The woman asked Sha He.
"Just wash it." Sha He said.
"Then come upstairs with me." The woman said, and then walked up the stairs in the house. Shahe turned his head to look at Da Banya with a questioning look, and Da Banya nodded to him. He has never been in modern society, so he has to ask Da Mater for his opinions on many secular matters.
After getting affirmation, he followed up.
After arriving upstairs, Sha He found that there were no other guests inside. "Lie down." The sexy woman pointed to the special recliner for shampooing.
"Lie down after washing your hair?" Sha He thought strangely. However, seeing that the reclining chair did seem to be used for washing hair, he no longer doubted that he lay down on it.
"Put your head out a bit." The woman began to adjust his position, and Sha He followed suit. After adjusting her posture, the sexy woman began to pour water to test the temperature of the water. Wet his hair, then poured a little shampoo in the palm of his hand and rubbed it on his head. After a few swipes, it's full of foam.
"Is this liquid equivalent to the soap locusts in the past? Modern things are really advanced. You can rub so many bubbles with just a little bit!" Sha He sighed in his heart, "And in the ancient times before me, men and women Whether you give or receive a kiss, it is more polite to touch your hand. Modern women are really open, and they wash men's hair directly."
"I heard that the rules of the mortal world have changed a lot in the past, and it is true. But I was an emperor before, and there are a lot of women around me. It is not a big deal for a woman to serve me. Not to mention, lying down and letting someone wash your hair is really a kind of enjoyment."
The sexy woman not only washed his hair, but also gave him a professional head massage, which made Sha He very satisfied.