Chapter 317 Pig Teammates Dislike Each Other

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In the 1980s and 1990s, Welsh football had four famous kings. Time flies, and fans still remember Reds legend Ian Rush and Red Devils legend Ryan Giggs, but they still remember Dean Saunders and Mark Hughes, who are also Red Army and Red Devils legends. It's just not that interesting.

In fact, time is not entirely to blame. Not everyone still remembers that Mark Hughes was Manchester City's first coach after the petrochemical revolution. 2 Coach Mansour spent 200 million pounds to buy people in 18 months but had no effect. Hughes was replaced by Mancini. Kompany and Zabaleta in the current team came to Manchester City during the Mark Hughes period.

On Women's Day in 2017, the 53-year-old Hughes, with frosty hair and silver beard, led his Stoke City to the City Stadium once again. He has no special feelings about this place. Coaching Manchester City is just like going to Barcelona to play for Manchester United when he was a player. It was an interesting but wrong experience for him.

The referee's whistle on the football field is derived from the police siren, which was also introduced to the football field by the British. Neil Swarbrick can blow this thing to break the sound, which is obviously not a mortal.

Amid roars of laughter, the game kicked off.

Guardiola knows very well that this game is not easy to play, and Stoke City is definitely much more difficult than Sunderland in the last round. Therefore, despite the intensive schedule, Lao Gua still pushed Zhuo Yang and Aguero to the front line in the starting lineup, and Sane served as a wingman for the two big guys.

Feiniao, Toure, and Tintin played in the midfield, Debich, Horta, Kolarov, and Clichy in the back line, and goalkeeper Caballero. The rotation is still there, but obviously much more cautious. Debich was not eligible for European competitions, so he was exploited as much as possible.

But Guardiola still didn't expect the game to be so difficult.

Stoke City first launched an offensive provocation. Diouf, the Senegalese midfielder, took a shot from the center with a pass from Des, but it was confiscated by the old Kabbah.

Senegal has a lot of Diouf, Stoke City's Mame Diouf is just average, not the most awesome Alhaji Diouf who won the African Footballer of the Year. This guy retired from the Malaysian League the year before last.

It is already common for Zhuoyang to be double-teamed by American midfielder Joev Cameron and full-backs when attacking. In the 12th minute, Stoke City left back Philip Bardsley tackled Zhuoyang after being passed and received a yellow card.

Zhuoyang kicked a high-quality direct free kick, but it bypassed the wall and goalkeeper Lee Grant, but did not bypass the crossbar. The football was blown off the field.

The wind picked up at the City Ground when Grant took his second goal.

England is very windy, and it is said that the wind blows all year round, from the first day of the new year to the thirties of the new year. Although modern football stadiums have taken windproof measures, it is impossible to completely block this thing. Sometimes the wind direction and angle is just right, but it will still blow a cold wind on the turf, as it was now.

Grant placed the football on the line of the small penalty area and backed away. Before he could take a run, the wind blew the football away. Grant had no choice but to pick up the football first, smash it on the ground, press it, and then step back to prepare for the kickoff.

It was blown away by the wind again.

This happened three times, and in the fourth round the referee finally couldn't stand it anymore: "You try to pretend to be something else for me?"

Grant then pressed the football with his hand and pushed it to his defender. The wind has been blowing in England for hundreds of thousands of years. Football always kicks the ball like this when encountering strong winds. Grant had to be pretentious in order to slow down the pace of the game as much as possible.

The sudden wind in March and the carefully prepared opponents made Manchester City's game difficult.

But nature is fair to both sides. The most terrifying thing is not the opponent, but the pig teammates.

As the midfield organizer and the final pass of the team's offense, Tintin De Bruyne's state in this game was so bad that people and gods were outraged. He did not even send a threatening pass in the entire first half. Droguiza was having a great time running in and out of front,

But there is always no source of water.

It stands to reason that Yaya Toure should step forward at this time. He also has two brushes in offense. Today Guardiola arranged for Fernando to play as a defensive midfielder in order to free Toure to assist in offensive organization and complete the first goal. The second echelon covers the kill.

But Tu Lei also turned into a fool instantly, and his state was also very confused. Apart from running around and grabbing, he basically doesn't provide much help to the offense. The Toure of today is completely different from the Toure who was 'forgiven' by Guardiola a few months ago.

This is the case with aging players. Sometimes they are so mature that they are as good as when they were young and at their peak, but sometimes they are old and confused. In short, the ups and downs of their state are a complete mystery, with no rules at all, and the ups and downs curve trend in the direction of Down.

Lian Po could eat three large bowls of dry rice in a row, but then wet his shoes when he turned around. This is aging.

But the most annoying thing is that Tintin and Toure, two headless flies, are very lucky, and they perfectly interpret what it means to be a pig teammate.

The second buddy, Debich, stepped on the corner of the penalty area and fired a volley with a big kick. However, Grant, who was extremely talented, punched out again with both fists. The football splashed to the feet of Ding Ding, who was dirty but actively running.

Although the angle is slightly small, although the football is slow and a bit hasty, it is almost an empty goal. How dare you masturbate in public? How do you have the nerve to say Kaka is your idol?

"Brother Zhuo, the wind, the wind is too strong..."

Zhuo Yang laughed angrily at his explanation: "Do you think I look like Dafeng?"

In the 34th minute, after Zhuo Yang broke through along the baseline, he sent an inverted triangle to Aguero in the penalty area. The wind was so strong that Zhuoyang shouted "Leak" and Akun didn't hear him, so he forced the ball to stop, causing Sane, who was cutting behind him, to miss the perfect shooting position.

Akun was entangled by Shawcross and was about to lose the ball. In a hurry, he saw a sky-blue jersey figure on the other side and swept over. Unintentionally, this kick gave Toure the opportunity to face goalkeeper Grant.

Toure was old and had stopped masturbating, and he had sex.

The old master shrugged: "This damn wind is so annoying~"

Because he has a good relationship with Ding Ding, Zhuo Yang thinks it's okay for Ding Ding to let Feng take the blame, and Tu Lei is just shameless.

These were Manchester City's two best chances in the first half. The midfield whistle sounded and the score was 0:0.

Wasted opportunities are contagious. In the 51st minute of the second half, Aguero broke through the penalty area and shot, which went directly into Grant's arms.

In the 57th minute, Sane tried to outflank him, but his feet were mixed. He missed the football that passed by the sliding door, which was as sad as missing the last train on a winter night.

Dili reached the waistline of the penalty area, kicked the ball and hit the goalpost accurately again. He also became a pig teammate in the eyes of others.

At this moment, Manchester City people disliked each other like friends at a night market barbecue stall who had drank half a truck of beer.

That night, the early spring wind stirred the playing field and made the pig teammates ripple. There are two teams on the pitch, so Stoke City will soon have pig teammates too.