Chapter 354 A Spring Night of Singing and Dancing

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Can I dance for you again? I am the white fox you released thousands of years ago.

Although Zhuo Yang is indeed sexy, he is definitely not a white fox. Guardiola looks a bit like it, but probably not. After all, I have never heard of wild foxes going bald. But not being a fox doesn't stop two grown men from having a dance outside the touchline.

This is all the fault of Kong Erzi. In the first half, he performed a "deflation method" off the court to stop the ball, which made the football stop in front of his feet as if it had run out of air. This skill was greeted with a tsunami of applause from Stamford Bridge.

Manchester City was lagging behind just now. Guardiola could only pretend not to see Kong Erduo's beaming show off. Now the score is even, and if they don't lose in the away game, they will win. Long Yan is so happy that he has become an old melon.

The ball was knocked out of the field in the seventh scrimmage, and this time it was finally Laogua's turn to show off. I saw that he also put his hands in his trouser pockets, gently lifted his 1.2-meter-long slim trousers, used the instep of his feet to cushion the rapidly falling football, and bounced it up to a height of one meter very obediently, and then fell again and was stabilized by his feet and ankles. Clamp.

The graceful figure of the golden rooster was fixed at Stamford Bridge, and the spring night breeze slightly lifted the back hem of Guardiola's split suit. At this moment, he was extremely horny.

This time, it had surpassed Kong Er's stupid "dead man's style" unloading of the ball in the first half. It was okay, but Zhuoyang rushed out of the sideline to prepare for a throw-in, giving Lao Gua a reason to continue dancing.

Guardiola lifted his calf, swung the football to create a leg flower, and then gently handed the ball to Zhuoyang with his instep.

Yo, are you playing tricks with me here? How could Zhuoyang show weakness?

He turned sideways and pulled the ball back with his right leg. After volleying the ball up in the air, he would turn his body and flip the football back to Guasao.

Guardiola did a ballet spin on the spot, and used the outer instep of his leather shoe to kick Zhuoyang back with the football.

Zhuo Mei leaned forward, slowed down her waist and used her neck and shoulder blades to land the ball on her back. Then she suddenly stood up and swung the football straight up. When she got there again, she used her strong breasts to give Gua Sao a fragrant breast.

When he was playing football in the past, Guardiola was also a technical geek, but he was definitely not as fancy as Zhuo Yang. In addition, he had not played for so many years, so he planned to imitate this trick, but he was worried that mistakes would It made the scenery look bad, so he used the arch of his feet to send the ball back.

Today's football world is full of arrogance. Zhuo Yang has eight fights, Neymar has one fight, and the rest is shared by everyone in the world.

In this way, you come and go, Zhuo Yang danced a complete collection of fancy ball moves, Guardiola occasionally showed off his dancing skills, and the sidelines of Stamford Bridge turned into a show of charming dance moves for two people.

As long as you are not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.

Fortunately for the Chelsea people, after all, neither Zhuo Sao nor Gua Sao was one of them. The Manchester City people were so embarrassed that they didn't know how to put their hands and feet. It's not appropriate to leave or stay, it's not appropriate to pretend not to see it, it's even more inappropriate to watch and applaud.

A flock of black crows flew slowly over the court. Gua… Gua… Gua…

The two tigers love to dance, the little rabbit is obediently pulling out carrots... The dancing continues on the sidelines.

Gua… Gua… Gua…

Your smile is so beautiful, like spring... You have drunk the wind and swallowed the sand, and the prodigal has no money to go to the restaurant... The melody and frequency are speeding up.

Gua… Gua… Gua…

The referee's whistle now had no cord hanging around his neck. Mike Dean was stunned, unaware that the meal guy had fallen to the ground.

Kong Er was also stunned. At this time, he deeply felt that it was very wrong to quarrel with Guardiola and Zhuo Yang before the game. I have been smart all my life, but why did I get into a fight with two idiots? It was so embarrassing.

The football never landed, which shows that the two people are doing a good job. When the sidelines filled the air with a coquettish dance to "I fell in love several times because of your alluring beauty, and I am drunk only for you", referee Mike Dean, who was loyal to his professional ethics, couldn't bear it any longer. As he ran, he came to the stage with goosebumps and asked Zhuo Yang angrily: "Do you want to play anymore? Tell me clearly, do you want to play anymore?"

Although the meaning is still unfinished,

But Zhuo Yang still forcibly captured the heart of a dancer and caught the ball knocked by Gua Sao with both hands.

"If you have to kick the ball, naturally you have to kick it."

The song ended and everyone left, the stadium woke up from the embarrassment, the Manchester City people were shivering, and the Chelsea people collectively gave them sympathetic looks: It's not easy for you to have two idiots like this.

Guardiola contentedly adjusted his little Armani suit and dusted off the non-existent dust on his leather shoes with his ring finger, as gracefully as a dancer taking her last breaths.

Zhuo Yang next to him raised his unicorn arm and smashed the football into the court.

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After resuming the serious game, Conte replaced Xiaofa and Matic, Chelsea's ability to counterattack in the frontcourt was greatly weakened. Although William is fierce and has first-class ability to counterattack and break through with the ball, he is only a one-line player and does not have the ability to cross paths with Fabric and Matic.

As for the 21-year-old Chick, just like his name, he is a surprise player. Using a surprise victory to achieve a perfect match, a frontal attack in which the two sides open up their formations is not suitable for the use of surprise troops.

Kong Erluzi's football thoughts are somewhat similar to Mourinho's. During the game, no matter who the opponent is, it is basically difficult for his team to gain an offensive advantage on the field, and neither of them does this.

Guardiola, on the other hand, is just the opposite. His team always pursues spectacle and defeats its opponents with an advantage. At the final stage of the 2:2 tie, Manchester City had an absolute advantage in possession of the ball.

The eighth personal ability barely brought a wave of offense to Chelsea. His breakthrough on the left wing disrupted Manchester City's defense.

But Feiniao, who was eager to attack, was thrown away by Hazard's air-cut, but Debich miraculously recovered the middle to block William's sure-fire cross.

Before being knocked down by the misplaced and beautiful Costa, Debich did not turn around and pushed directly to the right to find Delph.

Manchester City's counterattack on the right wing hit three arrows at once. Delph, Navas and Sterling hit the backs of Willian and Hazard, and the future is bright.

The dog chases the rabbit. Chelsea's three central defenders panicked and had no choice but to split up and find one nearby to fight with the bayonet. As a result, Aguero, who was outflanking in the middle, was missed.

Sterling made a great contribution. He knocked the football into the middle. Although he was a bit chasing Aguero, this should not be a problem for the top shooter Akun.

Kanter caught up, but Akun also had no time to adjust carefully. He just flicked it casually and then volleyed sideways.

This is a very threatening shot in the penalty area. Under normal circumstances, it is absolutely possible, but when encountering Courtois who knows his shame and then becomes brave, the situation becomes different.

The pantyhose who was half-attacking crossed his body to the bottom, spreading his teeth and claws to try to expand the defensive area. Akun's shot was blocked by his calf.

Suddenly, Stamford Bridge was singing again.

Holding an umbrella to catch fallen flowers, watching the west wind riding a thin horse, who can see through the flowing clouds for me at a glance, is it you, sir~

Mr. Zhuo flew over and flicked his head with a flick of light in the air, sending the football back to the goal.

3:2, tonight is a spring night of singing and dancing.