Chapter 13 Practice with Monkey King

White thighs, full of seductive dance, this kind of MV is a bit too exciting for the world of Dragon Ball, even an old pervert like Gui Xianren can't stand it.

"Hey~~" Kelin stood on tiptoe and stretched his neck to look over, saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth, these were much more exciting than the magazines he gave to Guixianren.

"Uncle, what are these sisters doing? Is this also a kind of martial arts?" Only the innocent Monkey King remained unmoved.

"This... this... not everyone can practice martial arts!" Gui Xianren still tried to hold on, but he didn't let go of his hand holding the tablet.

"This is T-ARA's, and there are Girls' Generation's, SISTAR's, wonder-girl's, and Miss-A's in other folders... you won't lose to this one!" Shen Long turned off the video and opened one by one. The sexy and charming covers of folders and video files made it impossible for Gui Xianren to control them.

"I want...I want to watch!" Gui Xianren's nosebleed kept bleeding, and Shen Long began to worry about whether he would die after watching.

"Then, about practicing martial arts?" Shen Long pinched the corner of the tablet computer, trying to twitch.

"Teacher Wutian, let uncle practice with us! This way, we can often eat the food made by uncle." Sun Wukong pulled the corner of Guixianren's clothes and said, Kelin also nodded in agreement, and both of them were overwhelmed by Shen Long His culinary skills conquered.

"No problem, I didn't prepare enough today. In fact, my culinary skills are far from being fully utilized!" Although I was a little unhappy to be called uncle by Monkey King, but since he spoke for me, then forgive him.

"Not everyone can practice martial arts with me." A cold light flashed in Guixianren's sunglasses, and the nosebleed suddenly stopped.

This seems to be the case. Although when reading the manga, Kelin held a beauty magazine to convince Guixianren, but he later became the strongest earthling, and his talent in martial arts is absolutely needless to say.

Looking at Guixianren's other apprentices, Yamucha is also a top human being, and he was able to enter the top eight of the world's number one martial arts club before he practiced martial arts with Guixianren; The devil king is also a powerful party, and his combat power cannot be underestimated.

So Gui Xianren's apprenticeship may also depend on talent, right? I'm afraid he won't accept people without talent easily, so Shen Long murmured in his heart, "Then, do you think I am qualified to study with you?"

"Are you..." Guixian got up and walked around Shen Long a few times, and said bluntly, "You are far behind Wukong and Klin, but you are not useless."

Perhaps this is the added benefit of having Liao Jie's cooking skills! Being a top chef also requires a good body. If you are small and weak, you can’t spin a kitchen knife or a spatula. In addition, Tsui Hark is a director of martial arts movies, and the food movies he makes also have a strong martial arts style. I want to come to Liao Jie Even if you fight, you will never lose to ordinary people.

Before Shen Long was happy, Gui Xianren changed the subject again, "I will not accept you as an apprentice."

"Grandpa!"

"Teacher Wutian!" Sun Wukong and Kelin pleaded simultaneously.

"However, you can practice with Wukong and Klin, but you must not tell others that you are my apprentice." Guixian said seriously.

Hey, why are you willing to teach me but refuse to admit that I am his disciple? Oh, I probably understand, maybe I don't think I'm too talented to say it out and lose face, right?

"Quickly teach me how to watch these beauties dance?" After less than 30 seconds of seriousness, Gui Xianren showed that anxious look again, holding the tablet, his eyes almost protruding and sticking to the screen.

"Teacher Wutian, Wukong, Kelin, come back for dinner!" Just as he taught Guixian how to watch the video, he heard a girl's voice shouting nearby.

"oops,

It's already dark! "At this time, everyone realized that the moon was out.

"Lan Qi, we are here!" Sun Wukong jumped up to respond, a beautiful girl came over, Shen Long's first reaction was to look at her hair, and he was relieved when he saw that Lan Qi's hair was blue; That's right, if you sneezed and turned into yellow hair, it's time to rush over with a kitchen knife and chop someone up.

"Hey, you've all started eating? It smells so good!" Lan Qi sniffed.

Sun Wukong, Klin, and Guixian immediately huddled together and shivered, looking at Lan Qi nervously, Shen Long hid directly behind Guixian, it's too bad, I used a lot of chili to cook just now.

"Ahhhhhh!" With a huge sneeze, Lan Qi's hair instantly turned golden yellow, and furiously picked up the kitchen knife next to her and rushed towards him, "You guys, you actually ate behind my back!"

"Ahhhhhhh~~ help!" Several guys fled in all directions, Guixian ran two steps and felt that something was wrong, turned around and caught Shen Long under his arm, surpassed Monkey King in three steps and two steps, and sprinted down the mountain run.

Shen Long could only hear the whistling wind in his ears, and he felt that the wind was stronger than the wind he was riding on a motorcycle. Gui Xianren was so powerful that he could run so fast with more than a hundred catties in his arms.

"Huh?" Seeing Guixianren's appearance, Sun Wukong couldn't help slowing down, thinking about grabbing Klin and running under his arm like Guixianren, but he was too short, poor man. Kelin bumped his head on the ground from time to time during the running process. After they escaped from Lan Qi's pursuit, Kelin had already become a Buddha.

"Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha!" Gui Xianren pointed at Kelin's head and laughed until tears came out.

"Monkey King! You bloody bastard!" Kelin was so angry that he rushed up to fight Monkey King as soon as he landed, and then... he got a few more bumps on his head.

When the moon rose to the center of the sky, the turtle fairy took them back to the turtle house, and Lan Qi had already fallen asleep by this time.

Because of Shen Long, they didn't eat the puffer fish made by Lan Qi today, avoiding the end of stomachache.

The next morning, Shen Long got up early to make breakfast. Lan Qi didn't feel angry at all because the job of cooking was preempted. After seeing Shen Long cooking, she still wanted to learn from him.

Shen Long agreed, but from now on, he never dared to use peppers, onions and other seasonings and ingredients that make people sneeze.

After breakfast, Immortal Gui took them to the edge of a cliff, picked up a fist-sized stone, and wrote a turtle character on it, "Look carefully at this stone."

Then he threw it off the cliff with a whoosh, "Whoever finds this stone and brings it back here first will win! The loser is not allowed to eat lunch!"

Thus, Shen Long's practice began like this.