Cooked Duck
Chapter 431 Cooked Duck
The Baixi deity kept staring at Qin Mu, but Qin Mu worked diligently and carefully to connect his leg without any complaints, and sewed the base of his leg to the broken leg.
"Brother Bai Xi is not a human, right?"
Qin Mu carefully examined the nerves, stimulated the broken nerve system, and used medicine to regulate it. He said, "I see that your body structure is different from that of humans. What race are you?"
A light surged in the brows of the Baixi God, and a flying soul emerged from his brows. It was a dragon horse with wings on its back, horns on its head, fluttering mane, and a snow-white body. It was full of energy, the true spirit of a dragon horse!
Qin Mu looked up and praised: "It is indeed a divine beast! This kind of Yuanshen is rare!"
"The word 'divine' is quite appropriate to describe me."
The spirit of the White Gap God watched his every move and said, "But I rarely show my true form. In the past, in Kaihuang... ahem, in ancient times, of course, before little things like you were born, a divine horse like me could only deliver letters and serve as a mount for others. It was truly an insult to my talent."
Qin Mu's expression changed slightly, and he asked, "Then how did Senior Brother Bai Xi get to Shangcang?"
The White Gap God sighed, "The sky has changed, the earth has changed, and a god like me who was originally of low status will also have a chance to rise to the top. Not long after the change happened, I surrendered. Later, the Great Ruins appeared, and many of those who surrendered with me at the beginning rose to the top. They were better at scheming than me. They left this world to enjoy themselves, and only a few of us stayed. These guys are good at flattering. Although I have the Chinese character "马" in my name, I am still not as good at flattering as them. But it doesn't matter. It's better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of an ox."
He laughed and said, "Although these guys are good at scheming, they are still at the bottom of the society even when they reach the upper realm. They are not as good as us who stay in the lower realm and can act arrogantly, high above others, and enjoy the joy of being worshipped and worshipped by all living beings."
"However, you are still just an errand boy." Qin Mu said with a smile.
The White Gap God flew into a rage, and his divine might exploded: "What did you say?"
Qin Mu smiled and said, "Don't get excited. Be careful that I don't connect the wrong nerves. Otherwise, even if I connect them, you will still be lame."
The White Gap God sighed and said, "You are right. I am indeed an errand boy. I used to run errands to deliver messages, and now I run errands to bring disaster. I still do all the dirty and tiring work, and it is even dirtier than before. But I have no choice. If I don't do it, I will die. How powerful are the Four Lords of Heaven? They are more capable than me, but they can only run errands. Not only do they run errands, but they also have to fight for their lives! I don't know how many of them can survive."
He looked worried. So far no other celestial weapons had been activated, which meant that Qiao Xingjun and the others were in great danger.
Qin Mu said, "Since you surrender to me this time, I can make you a mountain god and enjoy the sacrifices. Why don't you be a mountain god beside Yongjiang River and keep company with Huanlongjun? Every year, those who hang themselves or jump off cliffs on the mountain will be your food. I have a good place. There is a mountain called Baisui Mountain next to Lu County. It has beautiful scenery and majestic mountains. You can go there and be a mountain god. It won't be humiliated for you."
"Pooh!"
The White Gap God laughed and scolded, "I am not as shameless as the Dragon Lord. I have surrendered once, how can I surrender a second time? Do you still have any shame? Besides, I am a vegetarian, I have been a vegetarian since birth, and I don't eat people. I wanted to be a mountain god before, but unfortunately, because I run too fast, I can only run errands and deliver messages. If I ran slower, maybe I could get an official position."
Qin Mu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "It's your ability that harmed you."
The Baixi God smiled and said, "You are a good person with a kind heart. I admire you very much. After you fix my leg, we can talk. Even if the Yankang Kingdom is destroyed, you can follow me to heaven. I dare not say anything else, but at least I can ensure the safety of your family."
Qin Mu thanked him and said, "It's good to leave yourself a way out. I've wanted to go to heaven for a long time, but unfortunately I don't have the divine incense, so I can't contact him."
"That's easy. I have it."
The White Gap God's eyes flickered, and he said, "As long as you heal my wounds and allow me to successfully complete this disaster, I will take you to heaven."
Qin Mu sprinkled some powder on his broken leg, and saw nerves growing rapidly, waving tentacles in the air like tiny earthworms. He said with a smile: "I was planning to sign a Tubo Agreement with you to ask you not to bring disaster, but you persuaded me to surrender instead. Brother, when your leg is reattached, we will sign the Tubo Agreement immediately. You can't cheat this time!"
The White Gap God watched his movements, and saw that his ten fingers on both hands were flying, and the speed of his movements was so fast that it was hard to keep up with the eyes, but his finger movements were extremely delicate, like threading a needle, and with the finger movements of medicine. He was surprised and said, "Have you learned sewing? Your movements are more like a tailor."
“A little bit.”
Qin Mu's vital energy turned into threads, and he quickly connected the nerves. He said, "I learned it for a few years."
The White Gap God asked curiously, "What else have you learned?"
Qin Mu's finger movements became faster and faster, and he said quickly: "I know a little bit about formations, boxing, pupil techniques, sword techniques, body techniques, forging, calligraphy and painting, carpentry, poetry and songs."
The broken leg of the White Gap God was connected to all the nerves of the divine leg, so he could immediately feel his leg returning to his body. He could not help but feel surprised and happy. He glanced at Qin Mu and thought, "This kid is not bad, and his heart is not bad. I really don't want to kill him like this... What a pity."
Qin Mu went to connect the blood vessels, splice the broken bones, and use the dragon unicorn's ambergris to nourish the flesh and blood. He said: "There is still bone marrow that has not been fused. This is the most difficult part, brother. The bone marrow is used for blood production and is extremely useful. I need to use medicine to cultivate it first, and then nourish the bone marrow of the broken leg so that the bone marrow can produce blood. However, after your bone marrow produces blood, you and I will sign the Tubo Agreement. If you don't bring disaster, I will let you return to your heaven."
The White Gap God identified each medicinal herb, confirmed that he had not tampered with it, and said with a smile, "No problem."
Qin Mu breathed a sigh of relief, ordered someone to bring a large pot, let the herbs soak in water, ordered someone to light a fire, and said: "In about two days, the bone marrow will be able to produce blood."
The White Gap God hurriedly said, "Move the cauldron closer. I can't let go of the Five Thunder Pot."
Qin Mu smiled and said, "Brother Bai Xi is really very careful in his work. Are you afraid that I might do something wrong? The pot is right here, and you keep your hand on the Five Thunder Pot. I am also worried that you might accidentally trigger the Five Thunder Pot."
The Baixi deity looked at him, and the two men stared at each other, but Qin Mu did not give in at all.
The White Gap God was refreshed and energetic, and laughed loudly, saying, "Well, it's up to you."
Qin Mu sat aside, waiting quietly, with the Jiao King God standing guard beside him. The Bai Xi God's Yuan Shen was guarding in the sky, ready to activate the Five Thunder Pot at any time, while he soaked in the pot, slowly feeling the medicinal power invading his injured leg, nourishing his flesh and blood, and the medicinal power gradually seeping into his bones and nourishing his bone marrow.
“Comfortable.”
The White Gap God was bored and asked jokingly, "Is Master Qin married?"
"We got married."
Qin Mu took out a sundial and observed the time. The sundial had many scales and was very delicate. He said, "I got married twice."
"What a pity. I was planning to wait until you reach heaven and introduce you to some beauties from my tribe."
The White Gap God laughed and said, "When you give birth to a child, it might be half-human, half-horse. It's interesting to think about it. Hahahaha!"
Qin Mu didn't answer and continued looking at the sundial.
The god Bai Xi was obviously in a good mood. He continued to chat casually, laughing once or twice from time to time, and seemed very satisfied.
Before he knew it, a day and a half had passed. The laughter of the Baixi deity became louder and louder, and the look he gave Qin Mu became more and more unfriendly.
"Master Qin, let me tell you a joke. Once upon a time, there was a man who cooked a duck. When the duck was cooked, he was about to eat it, but suddenly the duck flew away. Hahahaha, why don't you laugh? Let me tell you another joke. The cooked duck flew back and ate that fool! Hahahaha..."
Qin Mu remained motionless and continued to stare at the sundial.
The White Gap God's eyes flashed with ferocity, and he sneered, "You don't smile or speak, are you discriminating against me? If you discriminate against me, I will kill you!"
Qin Mu raised his head and smiled: "It's time, let's get started."
Just as he finished speaking, there was a sudden vibration, and five huge ghosts with green faces and fangs appeared around the incense well, spinning around, and the Five Thunder Pot disappeared out of thin air!
The spirit of the Baixi deity immediately stretched out his hand to grab, but missed. He only grabbed one of the big ghosts with a green face and fangs. He could not help but roared angrily, and thunder shook, and the whole Zijing City rumbled and shook!
Behind Qin Mu, the Dragon King God roared angrily, revealed his true form, and wrapped around the entire Xiangjing compound. The dragon head stared at the soul of the Baixi God.
The god Bai Xi crushed the big ghost and immediately recalled his soul. As soon as his soul entered his body, he felt an evil spirit surging from his injured leg, invading all parts of his body and wandering between his soul and his spirit. He couldn't help but feel horrified and hurriedly used his magic power to suppress it!
"Oh no! I tried every possible means to defend myself, but I still couldn't!"
The Jiaowang God took the opportunity to pounce, and locked the Baixi God with his body, making him unable to move, and strangling him so much that veins bulged on his forehead.
Qin Mu stood up, drew his sword and threw the Worry-Free Sword to the ground, smiling and saying, "Brother Bai Xi, the duck I cooked never flies away. I give you the sword, you can now cut off the poisoned part. Jiao Wang Shen, let him go. I cooked the duck and I like to let the duck cut itself. Since it has been poisoned by me, Brother Bai Xi can only cut from the neck, and don't cut anything below the neck."
The Dragon King God hesitated for a moment, but finally let go of the White Gap God.
The Baixi God roared with divine power, blasting the pot of medicinal soup into pieces. He strode towards Qin Mu with murderous intent.
The Jiao King God was extremely nervous and was about to make a move, but the Bai Xi God suddenly lost his divine power, knelt on one knee, and sighed: "I surrendered once before, what can I do if I surrender again? Bai, I am willing to surrender."
Qin Mu smiled and said, "Don't worry, the scenery of Baisui Mountain is very beautiful, and you are very suitable for it. Make a vow to Tu Bo, and after you make the vow, I will make you the mountain god of Baisui Mountain and enjoy the sacrifices."
Half a day later, the god Bai Xi had a gloomy face and rode the wind and cloud to Lu County next to Yongjiang River. He looked around and frowned. He saw that Lu County was surrounded by hills hundreds of feet high, with poor mountains and bad water. Where were the beautiful mountains thousands of feet high?
The White Gap God descended from the clouds and landed to ask a farmer, "Where is Baisui Mountain?"
"That's it!"
The White Gap God looked in the direction of his finger and saw that Baisui Mountain was a small hill filled with the aura of death. He could not help but angrily said, "That is clearly a mass grave where corpses are buried! Why is it called Baisui Mountain?"
The farmer laughed and said, "What happens to ordinary people after they reach 100 years old? Of course they die! That's why it's called Baisui Mountain, because people are buried there after they reach 100 years old."
The White Gap God was stunned and asked in confusion: "Isn't Baisui Mountain ten thousand feet high?"
"This horned idiot!"
The farmer couldn't help laughing and said, "A dead person lying down is only a few inches high. To a dead person, isn't the Hundred Years Mountain a thousand feet high?"
The White Gap God was furious, and flew to Baisui Mountain in a rage, shouting, "The Qin guy is harming me!"
Suddenly, the Yongjiang River beside him split open with a bang, and a huge head appeared from the river. It looked at him curiously and said with a smile: "I was wondering who has the aura of a god. It turns out to be Daoist Bai Xi. Why are you here too? You just said that the Qin guy wanted to harm you. What's going on?"
"It turns out to be Lord Huanlong!"
The White Gap God stood on the top of the mountain and hurriedly saluted, saying, "I came to Yankang to bring disaster, and I met the Heavenly Demon Sect Leader..."
"Don't tell me, I know!"
The giant dragon in the river shook itself and transformed into the appearance of the Dragon Tamer. It said solemnly, "Does he look simple and honest and easy to bully?"
The White Gap God was surprised and asked, "How do you know?"
The Dragon King stamped his feet and said, "It is because of his simplicity and honesty that I became the Dragon King of Yongjiang!"
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