Chapter 96: Ball Rapist! Arrogant and Stupid

"Did it just...eat something?"

The current Godzilla has been raised to a height of nearly 300 meters by Guan Fuyun.

It can change size anywhere within such a huge body frame.

Sometimes it's like teleporting.

It's so fast that people can't react.

"Uh! Let me see, Dad, there are Skrull remains in Godzilla's stomach, and it's already digesting. It looks like Lu Dan is holding a kissed green watermelon..."

A Zu opened a perspective frame and explained the situation.

"Oh."

...

The broken funds, the defeated and disgraced, the desperate Director of SHIELD, the last safe house.

That's right, it sounds very cliché and Marvel.

This is Lu Dan's daily life.

But it's different from before.

In the past, whether communicating with superheroes or negotiating with super villains, there was always a talk process.

But now, he met a normal person.

Seeing his wife die.

It didn't work at all.

"..."

Lu Dan had a dark face and was dumbfounded.

Because he has no ability except pretending to be cool and asking for funds. The title of the so-called king of agents is all spoiled by Hydra.

Inner thoughts: "Damn Godzilla, dare to kill my girl!"

Reality: "Okay! You are so cruel, then I will get out."

Lu Dan dared not to appear in front of A Zu.

His performance was completely useless, and his operation was shockingly abstract.

I think so.

A normal person is in a high position and eats official food. He has become the director of SHIELD, but he still wants to collude with aliens. Isn't this stupid?

What is he after?

Just like a green pepper among the Skrulls?

While betraying Blue Star, he used the Skrulls and shouted "Avengers" and "Partners of Justice"...

After this face was exposed by the company.

All mankind spitted on Lu Dan.

Black Widow Natasha was broken-hearted because of this, and came to be a pet dog.

Teacher Tony, who used to be a consultant at SHIELD, was also ashamed of it and said he vomited.

Mr. Tony now firmly believes that Blue Star does not need Avengers, but preventers and managers.

He is now the top brother of a group of superstars in the company, and he has to watch the carnival every day and never gets tired of it.

Not to mention the superheroes who have been influenced and trained by the troublesome pear.

His wife fed Godzilla.

Lu Dan secretly contacted Peter Parker and said, "With great power comes great responsibility", but Spider-Man, who should have been controlled by chicken soup, is now sober.

Peter Parker replied to Lu Dan with a video.

In the video, Peter made a lot of money and was also rich. He went to the wholesale market and bought a batch of second-hand suits.

Then he danced on the street and shot MVs.

With the text: "The smaller the ability, the smaller the responsibility."

Lu Dan contacted Professor X again.

He has been the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. for so many years, and he has also cooperated with Charles.

But Charles said, "A dog can be president, who are you?", which blocked all the arguments of Lu Dan.

Lu Dan, who did not give up, even planned to rebel against the locomotive.

As a result, he was almost killed.

Now, the locomotive is not only a superstar, but also a household hero, and the pride of his brothers and nephews.

How great is that?

If you want to make trouble, the locomotive will not pick on you. Do you want him to rebel against the company?

Then he will kill you without hesitation.

Just for the reputation of "superhero", he did whatever he wanted and did whatever he wanted, causing countless deaths and injuries.

He didn't even make money.

As a man in black robes, it is difficult for the locomotive to understand the logic of Lu Dan's behavior. Has he always been so stupid?

The locomotive killed Huey's girlfriend because of his frivolity.

He still doesn't think he can be forgiven.

As the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., Lu Dan sheltered and condoned the reproduction of the Skrulls, causing a disaster.

He actually still thinks he is righteous?

This is hard to judge.

If Lu Dan was also a member of the company, there might be some fans who would cheer him on, saying things like "Ahhhhh, do you know how hard Lu Dan works?", "Have you ever seen S.H.I.E.L.D. at 4 a.m.? Man!", "Aren't you just replaced by your family? Lu Dan lost the honor of being a hero!", "Don't laugh at Lu Dan (next to the deceased family member)!"

... and so on.

Unfortunately, Lu Dan is not one of them.

Ai Shi Li deeply understands that on the surface, this is a superhero company, but in reality it is a superstar company.

But its true face is the product of pleasing Mr. Zu and then Mr. Guan.

Let Spider-Man dance and Deadpool be coquettish.

Let Wolverine work part-time, take care of X23, smoke, drink and have barbecue when he is free.

Let Professor X and Magneto form a Twilight CP.

Let Hulk smile foolishly.

All this can give Mr. Guan, A-Zu... more things to watch when they eat.

Let Polaris, Twinkle, Mysterio, Erica, White Queen, Gwen... learn to improve and learn foreign languages.

It is to make Mr. Guan's body happier.

Putting these aside, there is nothing to talk about.

To ensure the output of these products, first of all, we cannot sign idiots in the company.

For example, braised eggs are idiots.

"Now."

In the company's conference room, the pear urgently convened a meeting and tapped the screen and said: "This ball rapist is making trouble."

"He even dared to let his wife go to Mr. Guan's eyes."

"I can't stand it!"

"The camera team and the production team are ready to close the net!"

"Someone's coming."

"Give the locomotive a vibranium shield. Millican cannot live without its captain. There must be the right person anyway, so why can't it be the locomotive?"

"Vibranium pants for Hulk."

"Give Spider-Man the Vibranium Eight Spider Spears."

"Dum? Get your magic and mecha ready."

"Tell Magneto to bring Iron Man's mount."

"Let Professor

This is really not a hindrance to Li Qahei.

Luodan promised the Skrulls at the beginning, patting his chest and saying, "You will be my dog, and I will give you a planet to make a nest for."

Aunt Surprise also knew about it.

Moreover, he also undertook the task of finding a habitable planet for the Skrulls.

The result was...she completely forgot about it.

Retarded pinch.

"Tell Thor to prepare to generate electricity."

"If he performs well, the next step will be for the company to go to Asgard and expand its industrial chain to the universe."

The troublesome pear has already been prepared.

She arranged her combat forces in an orderly manner, and at the same time let the Hydras approach Lu Dan to arrest him.

And, most importantly, notify Mr. Zu that you can start watching the live broadcast.

…

at the same time.

The braised egg was about to be caught.

They pretend to be deaf and mute in all kinds of crises and disasters, and they only know how to make trouble and show off.

For yourself.

He changed his profession to Summoner and activated the cosmic BB machine.

soon.

He saw the golden light cutting through the sky, the boiling energy burning like a flame, illuminating the distant galaxy.

Aunt Surprise is here, as upright as ever, and knows how to box.

Her strength gave Lu Dan confidence.

...the confidence to escape this planet.

"That's the thing. The current President of America is a dog, and I am no longer the Director of SHIELD..."

"Times have changed."

"Let's run."

Lu Dan said, and Aunt Qiuyi listened.

Finished.

The conceited and stupid Luo Dan made another mistake.

He didn't see Aunt Marvel take him out of the house sensibly. He saw Aunt Marvel flying up, her whole body burning with golden light, and her mohawk hair shining like a gorgeous bullet.

She crashes into the "7" shaped building of Dad's company.

This moment.

"Fuck Fuck!"

Luodan's smile completely disappeared, and he truly felt hopeless, pitiful, weak, and helpless.

The idol he picked is going to kill him!