Tomb Raider: Beginning Wu Xie Was Badly Tricked

Chapter 50

Chapter 50 A rare and bizarre event that only happens once in a thousand years

Wu Xie slowly uttered four words.

"Dancing in the square!"

However!

Just these four words made Uncle San and the others show shock, confusion, disbelief and many other complex expressions.

Uncle San and the others stared at Wu Xie with wide eyes, suspecting that they had heard it wrong.

How could they hear the words "dancing in the square"?

What kind of place is this?

Is it suitable for doing such a thing?

In this dangerous tomb, dancing in the square in front of the fierce and abnormal black zombie?

Isn't this something that only a idiot would do?

However!

They soon saw a series of weird behaviors of a idiot, and they were so shocked that their jaws dropped to the ground and couldn't be picked up.

Wu Xie also knew what kind of reaction he would get when he said this.

Even he himself felt it was weird, let alone others.

Dancing in the square in the dangerous tomb?

Dancing in the square with the fierce and abnormal black zombie?

A person with a brain dead wouldn't do such a thing, right?

But he did it....

This kind of thing is unheard of and unseen.

No one would believe it if he told it to others.

He will create it...

If someone had said this to him before, he would have thought that his head was stuck in the door and he was talking nonsense!

"You heard it right!"

"We scared you just now, let these zombies dance to relax you and relieve your fear!"

Everyone: "...."

"This is what the zombies meant. They said they scared you and they are sorry, so they apologized! I just conveyed it on their behalf!"

Wu Xie started to deceive people.

Let the zombies dance to relieve their stress?

Zombies dance to apologize?

Is it because they think they are fools?

I didn't expect Wu Xie to say such a thing.

"If you miss this village, you will miss this store! This may be the only masterpiece you can see in your life."

Unique, the only one in the world!

"Come on! Let's enjoy the 'little apple' brought by the black zombie family."

Wu Xie didn't care whether Third Uncle, Pan Zi and the others reacted or not, and didn't care whether they were shocked or confused. He just wanted to finish the job quickly.

Complete this absurd task quickly.

So!

Third Uncle and the others were stunned to see.

After Wu Xie sang a song they had never heard before, the group of black zombies actually moved.

Pan Zi was horrified when he saw this scene, and quickly blocked in front of Third Uncle.

"Third Master, be careful!"

Unexpectedly, these black zombies moved again.

Is it really as he thought, those wooden nails can't suppress these black zombies?

What should we do now?

Is history going to repeat itself again?

Then can they still survive under the claws of black zombies?

Just when Pan Zi was anxious and Da Kui was about to be scared to death.

A scene that stunned them appeared. Even many years later, they still couldn't forget what happened that day.

Because it was too incredible.

It was really unheard of and unseen.

The six black zombies moved, but they did not attack them. Instead, they lined up in a row in a disciplined manner.

Then, they saw Wu Xie walk up and stand in front of the black zombies, like a leader.

Finally!

Under the shocked eyes of Uncle San, Pan Zi, Da Kui and Fatty, Wu Xie sang and danced to the song "Little Apple" that was once popular all over the country and familiar to everyone in his previous life.

"You are my little apple! No matter how much I love you, it's never too much..."

It was also accompanied by the square dance performed by the aunties in the square.

For a moment, the style of the painting suddenly changed.

The whole tomb changed from the solemn atmosphere before.

It became a complex atmosphere that was a little joyful, a little weird, and a little silly.

This weird scene not only stunned Uncle San and the others, but also Zhang Qiling. For the first time, another emotion appeared on his expressionless face—shock! Unbelievable...

Although it was very subtle, it did happen.

But no one noticed it.

Because Uncle San and Pan Zi's eyes were already glued to Wu Xie and the black zombies behind him.

Wu Xie stood in front and led the dance, singing and dancing. The songs they sang were songs they had never heard of, and the dances they had never seen anyone dance, but they looked pretty good together.

But dancing with a group of zombies in this gloomy tomb was weird.

Uncle San and his friends felt like thunder was rolling.

The zombies behind him were also swaying with Wu Xie's movements.

But their bodies were stiff, so the feeling of dancing was funny. Wu Xie's dance was danced, and the dances of those zombies were one movement, one movement after another.

It was the slow motion of Wu Xie's movements, but it was slowed down several times.

Looking at them with expressionless faces, but seriously gesturing every movement.

It was really full of laughter.

Just like the hip-swinging action, Wu Xie's action is graceful, his waist is still quite flexible, and his hip-swinging action is also very beautiful.

Of course, compared with the zombies behind him.

But the six black zombies behind him were embarrassing...

They were originally dark, their movements were stiff, and they had no waists. How could they move their hips? I can't move my hips at all.

They also moved their hips in such a funny way, like six branches blackened by fire, so black that they kept swaying when blown by the strong wind.

It's so eye-popping and hilarious.

This scene made Wu Xie's mouth twitch wildly. He didn't expect Mr. Zombie's dance to be so... so different.

Wu Xie almost forgot the song.

This scene also made Third Uncle and the others laugh, and they gradually forgot where they were.

"Third Master, Little Third Master, this..." He is too versatile.

It was the first time Pan Zi encountered this kind of thing, and he didn't know how to describe the complexity in his heart.

The third uncle didn't answer because he didn't know what to say. After so many years of wandering, this was the first time he encountered such a strange thing.

It happened to his eldest nephew, and he didn't even know what to say.

Dakui even started humming along. After all, this is a familiar song and it is easy to understand. You will know it after listening to it once.

Every movement of the black zombies was very rigid, they just followed the movement again.

There is such a movement, but it is shapeless and awkward. It looks funny and funny.

It's like dancing mechanically, except that Uncle San and the others don't know what mechanical dancing is.

I just feel that those black and stiff movements are very stiff, but their coherent movements are also very joyful to watch.

I feel like my stomach is going to twitch with laughter.

After all, this was their first time seeing zombies dancing, and they could actually follow Wu Xie's command. This was also something that puzzled Third Uncle and the others.

"Hey! This is the first time for a big girl to get on the sedan chair! Fatty, I have gained a lot of experience."

"Your mistress is also very talented. The song he made up on the spur of the moment is quite nice, and his dance is pretty good among the zombies."

Third Uncle Pan Zi and the others were speechless for a moment, as they had not yet come out of that shocking feeling.

Fatty's character was always playful and noisy, so when he saw someone so funny, he couldn't help but run forward and slowly twist with Wu Xie.

It's just that his fat figure and half-baked dance steps didn't look like he was dancing. Instead, he seemed to be electrocuted and twitching.

The fat on his body was shaking.

Coupled with the dark zombies behind him, those hard moves and those slow movements.

They all became the laughing point of Third Uncle and the others.

Especially the funny look of the fat man made the third uncle and the others laugh. Even the corners of the younger brother's lips were slightly raised, but it was not very obvious.

But he was caught by Wu Xie. From the beginning of the mission, when Wu Xie sang the first lyrics, he automatically ignored the expressions of his third uncle and the others.

Too lazy to look at their complicated looks, it would be better to complete his mission peacefully and extort more rewards.

Needless to say, Wu Xie knew how rich the expressions on his third uncle's and others' faces were when they saw his actions.

result!

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