Chapter 472: The Past of Stamford Bridge
"...Crazy Lee is like an omnipotent pyrotechnicist. Every game is the stage for his magical and dazzling fireworks show. On March 14th at Old Trafford, [Lightning Killer] Michael Owen bloomed The most magnificent pattern came out, and the young prodigy of Manchester United, Federico Macheda, was born because of a small accident during his fireworks display. He helped his opponents ignite brilliant flames one after another..."
This is the comment made by the BBC TV special TV program "Passionate Green" on the Old Trafford battle on March 14 after each round of the Premier League.
Before the game, no one expected that the Magpie Legion, which had already fallen into "civil strife" and was about to fall apart, would break out in such a powerful battle. For ninety minutes, it was like landing from Newcastle Harbor. Like a hurricane, it swept through Old Trafford mercilessly...
Manchester United coach Sir Alex Ferguson had a sullen face at the post-match press conference. He ended what should have been a fifteen-minute press conference with just five seconds of "I'm very disappointed with the game"...
What the news media remembered at this time was Ferguson's psychological tactics over and over again before the game, and Crazy Lee's thick black eyes when he attended the pre-match press conference...
Between March 10th and 14th, Ferguson tirelessly talked about the "civil unrest" in Newcastle in newspapers and constantly offered advice to the "young and immature" lunatic Lee, while Newcastle officials have maintained a rare silence. , almost the entire England thought that this time, the wily Ferguson finally caught the weakness of Madman Lee, and everyone was waiting to see a generation of godfathers kill [the God on the sidelines of the football field]...
But now it seems that the truth is exactly the opposite. The Godfather of the Red Devils has stumbled on his old horse and happily jumped into the pit dug by Madman Li, and is still saying thank you loudly...
The scene where Li Tongfan used mineral water to wash off his "smoky makeup" in the 65th minute of the game was caught by some sharp-eyed reporters. The video of the game after the game also confirmed this. It reminded me of the sad look on Li Tongfan's face before the game. With his appearance and the triumphant expression after washing off his 'smoky makeup', everyone suddenly realized that the people who were deceived by Crazy Li's performance were not only Ferguson, but also the whole of Great Britain.
"The new Oscar winner Crazy Lee!" 》
This was a news headline typed by the local media in Manchester with indignation. The press officer of the Manchester United club angrily denounced: "Crazy Li is simply conducting a farce. This is an act of blasphemy against football culture..."
"Let 'God' tell you that to defeat your opponent, you must start 'preparing' from the outside"
This is the news headline most frequently used by the Newcastle media. In the eyes of fans, Lee Tong-beom's wonderful performance in this psychological strategy is even more impressive than raising the famous 'cursed middle finger' during the game. to surprise!
The decades-old enemy Ferguson's psychological tactics of stealing a chicken but losing a handful of rice has become a joke among Newcastle people, and 'God' Li Tongfan's wonderful performances on and off the field are even more talked about by many Magpies fans. Tao's happy topic...
Former England legendary superstar Gascoigne, who is undergoing alcohol treatment in the hospital, couldn't wait to jump out after Crazy Lee's prank: "That little bastard did a really great job, I think we are in the same category. Man... Wahahaha, smoky makeup? This is so creative! This is a genius performance..."
Fans think about the classic scene when Gascoigne took out the red card from the referee's pocket and showed it to the referee, and then think about Crazy Li's smoky makeup that concealed the truth in yesterday's focus game. They feel that Crazy Li is really He looks a bit like the cutest and most hateful fat man in the history of England...
Both are two fun bastards!
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After defeating Manchester United, Newcastle took another step forward on the road to winning the championship!
After 30 games, the Magpies have accumulated 81 points, leading the second-placed Manchester United by 8 points in the Premier League standings. They are ahead of the third and fourth-placed Chelsea and Arsenal by 12 points and 15 points respectively. In the 2008-09 Premier League season, they were only 8 points ahead. With 8 rounds left, if nothing happens, the Premier League crown in the 2008-09 season will definitely belong to Crazy Li's Magpies!
After the Old Trafford battle, no one mentioned the so-called "locker room conflict" of the Magpies anymore. Even the best reporters could see clearly that even Ferguson suffered a dumb loss, not to mention them...
The past is past, the media and fans have turned their attention to the Stamford Bridge Stadium, the home stadium of Chelsea, on March 18, because Crazy Lee’s Magpies are going to conquer there!
In this battle, the media found far more gimmicks than the Old Trafford battle!
Among them, the most eye-catching one is naturally the return of the king after the transfer of [Nuclear Warhead] Shevchenko!
Before joining Chelsea, Shevchenko was one of the top five super forwards in the world. His career was full of flowers and applause. Everywhere he appeared, fans would be crazy to pursue him, and countless wealthy clubs would wave. Promising all kinds of good things with a check, just to win Shevchenko's favor...
In that era, Shevchenko's name was enough to make every defender who heard these four words tremble with fear. Even in Serie A, which is known for its defense among the five major leagues, wherever the nuclear warhead went, it was invincible. !
After joining Chelsea with his eyes on the aura of a superstar, the glory he had once left him irrevocably in every second, even if he scored his first goal in the Community Shield in his first appearance on behalf of the Blues. , however, everything that followed was just like the final result of that Community Shield Cup. It can only be described in two words -
fail!
Before the halfway point of the first season is over, the English media can’t wait to impose the title of the biggest parallel importer in the history of the Premier League on Shevchenko’s name!
At that time, he used various methods to try to regain his form, even if it was to follow an unknown sprinter at the age of thirty to learn how to make himself run faster...
Head coach Mourinho did not like him, and his teammates also believed that he was a 'spy' in the locker room, the boss's eyes and ears for Abramovich, and a bomb that destroyed the atmosphere in the locker room. Captain Terry condemned him, and his teammates They rejected him...
The former superstar, who was in constant panic, turned out to be as destitute as a lost dog!
What's the point of teaching human kindness?
With Stamford Bridge no longer having a foothold for him, Shevchenko was like a child who had made a mistake. He had no choice but to switch to the San Siro, the place where he once became famous, in the cold wind and rain. Originally, Shepchenko Qinko also hopes to find everything lost in the place of former glory...
However, this glorious land that once brought him great glory, when he came back for the second time, brought him only cynicism and cold benches. His former close friends Gattuso and Inzaghi Not ashamed of his betrayal in Milan's most critical moment, he looked at him coldly, and the fans in the stands treated the former hero with endless boos...
Shevchenko's Serie A had another grand beginning, but ended in such a disappointing and scrawled manner!
Just when the whole world thought that this Ukrainian nuclear warhead was about to rust in the corner of history and be forgotten by the European continent, Shevchenko, in England, the place of his fall, used five consecutive games to Scored a goal and announced his return as the king...
When such a Shevchenko appears in a place that was once neglected, what kind of interesting story will happen? Is it a prince's revenge or Napoleon's second Waterloo?
Before the game started, the media reported overwhelmingly on Shevchenko's return to Stamford Bridge. Facing reporters' interviews, Chelsea's superstars expressed their views -
Captain John Terry: "Andrei Shevchenko is a good player, but he is not suitable for Chelsea. He performed well at Newcastle, but don't try to take victory away from Stamford Bridge..."
Obviously, the captain of the Blues team is not very fond of this former superstar teammate. It was Terry who broke the news that Shevchenko was the 'ear' of the boss's locker room and a destroyer of team unity. …
Team deputy Frank Lampard was much kinder than Terry: "Andre has found his form at St. James. I'm happy for that. Congratulations to him!"
Drogba, who has a straightforward personality, was once the most direct striker competitor with Shevchenko, but Warcraft from Ivory Coast showed enough goodwill when facing reporters' microphones: "I already knew he was A great guy, I'm glad he finally found a team that suits him and I'm looking forward to playing against him in the game..."
Another person who is not interested in playing against Shevchenko is French forward Nicolas Anelka. The Devil is very disdainful that the media compares him with Shevchenko: "I have achieved success at Chelsea, but what about Shevchenko? Haha..."
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In addition to Shevchenko's return gimmick, there are many highlights of the Stamford Bridge battle -
For example, [Eastern European Ronaldinho] Yuri Zhirkov, who has just transferred to Chelsea, faces his old club, such as the revenge of Gus Hiddink who was kicked out of the European Cup finals by Crazy Lee, such as Crazy Lee and Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich The relationship between Ramovic and Ramovich is constantly being cut and messed up. For example, whether Stamford Bridge, which has maintained an unbeaten season, can maintain its record under the clutches of Madman Lee...
All this seems to indicate that the battle between the Blues and the Magpies will be far more exciting than the Red Devils against the Magpies!
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There is something wrong with this chapter, the magpie is not actually 30 consecutive winners, the knife is wrong, I'm sorry.
It has been modified now, please forgive me!