Chapter 409 [Vacation] New Features and that Strange Snow

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"Rijkaard, a coward who was scared out of his wits after two disastrous defeats to Madman Li in one season!"

"And Madman Li, a clown who only knows how to win but never knows how to respect his opponent..."

"Two shameless people are bragging to each other, are they comparing who is the most shameless?...Curse? Magic? Prediction? Insight? Ha, that's just the bad habit of this Chinese who always pretends to be pretentious..."

"...Although the Chinese raised his so-called middle finger 8 times in two years, and 9 goals happened, such a thing seems incredible...But from the perspective of probability theory, this is just a very common incomplete low-probability event. For a 'bastard son of God' who is used to good luck, it is nothing..."

Flores' roar can be heard all over Europe.

But no one paid attention to him.

Obviously, not only the ‘party’ Crazy Lee has been too lazy to respond to this madman who seems to have become even crazier than himself, but even his European media colleagues have regarded it as a shame to follow such a person.

Flores himself has not yet realized that since he knelt in front of the Madrid High Court one year and eight months ago, his existence has been just a ridiculous symbol of ‘self-humiliation’ for the entire European media circle...

No matter how hysterically he criticizes, the fact is -

Every time Crazy Lee raises his middle finger, it will make his opponents cry, his supporters laugh, and the media circle of this world go crazy for him...

This is why countless people are deeply fascinated by him.

This is already the eighth time, but it is foreseeable that no matter how time passes, the controversy about the middle finger will continue endlessly...

No one in the world except Crazy Lee himself can know what kind of mystery this middle finger, which has been named "the first mystery in football history", contains...

Perhaps only when one day, when Crazy Lee himself is willing to take the initiative to reveal this mystery, will everything be revealed...

However, Crazy Lee now obviously has no great interest in doing such a thing of revealing secrets to satisfy the curiosity of fans and the media. Therefore, no matter how heated the ongoing debate in the outside world is, he has never made any positive affirmation or denial from beginning to end...

It is even said that at the post-match press conference after the end of the "Peak Battle", The reporters, who were so excited that they were trembling, collectively "violently drove away" the three Newcastle club officials who were at the press conference hall at the time, and then rushed forward, trying to "interrogate" Crazy Lee in a more "violent" way to find out the truth...

But according to reports from all the reporters who attended the press conference, even when Crazy Lee had his shoes taken off and was tickled on the soles of his feet, he was out of breath and in tears, but he still insisted on his most primitive "middle finger threat theory"...

"But Crazy Lee's feet are very smelly..."

A beautiful reporter from The Sun who participated in this "violent" action covered her nose and broke out some small gossip...Is this the only reward for the reporters who finally showed off in front of Crazy Lee?

...The sun is clear and the sea is blue.

The crisp chirping of seabirds flew in from the window...

Wang Qinghe put on Jimmy Bear's big flowered apron and happily went into the huge kitchen of the villa, waving pots and pans and making lunch...

The smell of home permeated from the kitchen.

Li Tongfan locked himself up in the study, opened the Hummer GO-BOOK laptop, and began to expect the FM system rewards after winning the "Peak Battle"...

Click the sky blue game icon, run the FM2009 system, and then load the system archive. The long-awaited system reminder boxes all jumped onto the LCD screen one after another--

"Ding Dong, because you led Newcastle to win the 15th round of the Premier League against Arsenal, the system rewards 3 points of character points!"

"Ding Dong, because Newcastle player Michael Owen was named the best player of the game in the 15th round of the Premier League against Arsenal, the system rewards 2 points of character points!"

"Ding Dong..."

"Ding Dong..."

Li Tongfan moved the mouse and clicked [OK] to clear the reminder boxes one by one. After a brief calculation, Li Tongfan received a total of 14 points of [Character Points] due to the victory, best player, and selection of the best team of the week after this game.

In addition, because Professor Wenger is a super boss in the top 15 of the FM system's head coach rankings, Li Tongfan got 1.5 [Ability Points] as expected.

Lao Li added all of them to the [Tactical Knowledge] item of his personal attributes, so that Li Tongfan's [Tactical Knowledge] value reached an astonishing 19, only 1 point away from the full value of 20...

Lao Li suddenly touched his chin and thought shamelessly: When the value really reaches the full value of 20, will the system have any... uh, special rewards?

After a brief fantasy, Li Tongfan put aside the regular rewards brought by the reminder box and began to check the task rewards after completing the big bull-level system task [Glory belongs to the only king].

This is the real big show!

"Ding Dong, the system congratulates you. You have completed the [Glory Belongs to the Only King] system task. The rewards are as follows:

①, 50 points of character points;

②, 1/5 of the anti-erasure fragments;

③, the FM system opens the [Vacation] function.

Almost subconsciously, Li Tongfan immediately "eliminated" the first two rewards ① and ② from his sight without hesitation, and then his eyes stayed on the last reward - the [Vacation] function.

For some reason, just by intuition, Lao Li thought this was a very heaven-defying function, and it seemed that he would be eager to use this [Vacation] function in the near future.

The next second, Lao Li quickly moved the mouse and clicked to enter the system database.

After a detailed search, Li Tongfan quickly figured out the so-called [Vacation] function. The meaning of the function——

"…The so-called 'vacation' means that when the player is unable to normally direct the game of the team he coaches due to some force majeure in reality, he can enter the 'vacation mode' by selecting [vacation] in the FM system, thereby temporarily getting rid of the control of the FM system..."

"…After entering the 'vacation mode', the FM system will temporarily eliminate all the functions that affect the team coached by the player. The player cannot get rewards after the team wins the game, and the system will not punish the player if the team loses the game... Moreover, during the vacation, the operation of the FM2009 system will not consume any other points of the player..."

"…The cost of entering the 'vacation mode': pay a certain proportion of character points according to the length of time! ”

“…The ‘vacation mode’ is divided into four categories according to the length of time. First, one-day vacation; second, one-week vacation; third, one-month vacation; fourth, according to the player’s personal needs, the number of vacation days can be set through the ‘system calendar’…”

“…After the vacation, the team’s actual record will be automatically generated in the FM2009 system. Players can play the game based on this, and all system rewards and penalties will be recalculated…”

After reading the introduction of the [vacation] function in the system database, Li Tongfan had no time to carefully savor the value contained in it, and he heard Wang Qinghe outside, clinking chopsticks on porcelain bowls and plates like a rapid symphony—

“Pig, pig, pig, pig, pig… hurry up, come out to eat!! "

Li Tongfan smiled, and a warm feeling rose in his heart. Let's be happy.

The table was filled with fragrance.

Looking at the three dishes and one soup in front of him, Li Tongfan's appetite moved. He picked up a piece of bright red and greasy braised pork from the plate with a smile, and then put it into Wang Qinghe's bowl...

"Don't be polite, eat as you like..." The sultry man said shamelessly.

Wang Qinghe almost flew a spoon over!

"Little Wang Flying Spoon"!

Old Li made a coquettish evasive action, then picked up the remote control and turned on the TV habitually.

It was twelve o'clock in the afternoon. Old Li remembered correctly that at this time, the ace program of the sports channel of England's national television station was on. "A Week in Green" starts right on the hour...

"Hello, dear guys, I'm your old friend Danny Shana. Oh, we meet again. Shana will take you back to the exciting match of the 15th Premier League match that just ended... As usual, please watch Shana's overview of this round of Premier League matches..."

On the TV screen, a review of the 15th round of the Premier League that just ended began to play.

With the exciting BJ music and the host's shocking commentary full of "explosive tearing power", the wonderful goals produced in the 15th round of the Premier League that just ended were constantly replayed in slow motion--

Cristiano Ronaldo scored a free kick Second time, Manchester United swept Stoke City 4:0...

[Warcraft] Drogba showed his strength, Chelsea's interim coach Hiddink won his first victory at Stamford Bridge...

Modric assisted and scored, Tottenham Hotspur beat Middlesbrough 2:1 away...

In the 15th round of the Premier League, almost all the traditional strong teams won except Arsenal, but the wonderful scenes were played until the end, but there was no wonderful footage of Newcastle's home victory over Arsenal in this "peak battle"...

Old Li was wondering, the picture on the TV screen turned, and he returned to the studio.

The host Danny Shana smiled and introduced the three guests who suddenly appeared beside him - —

"Haha, I know what you are waiting for... But please don't be anxious, because the main content of today's program is the Premier League's 'Peak Battle' that everyone is most concerned about..."

"For this reason, the program team specially invited the famous football commentator Grady Ceste, the former national team legend Paul Gascoigne, and the Observer's chief football expert Mr. Klaut. They will reveal every magical detail of the 'Peak Battle' from the most professional perspective and direction of their respective professions, and tell you with facts how Crazy Lee led the Magpies to an incredible victory with only 9 people left..."

As the female host introduced with a smile, the mischievous nature of Gazza, who had short white hair next to him, was fully revealed. He seemed to be a boy who never grew up, winking at the broadcast camera and doing various things with his tongue out. grimace……

Sester and the football expert named Kraut, whose black hair was combed to a shiny finish, nodded politely and said hello to the audience in front of the TV.

Then, the TV screen began to show the wonderful scenes of the snow battle in St. James——

Podolski’s shocking long shot...

Two red cards...

Newcastle people protested in the stands...

Li Tongfan’s middle finger…

Michael Owen's brace...

The shocking moment when fans broke through the billboard after the game...

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Watching the wonderful replay flashing on the TV screen, the sultry man smiled at Wang Qinghe: "Hey, what a coincidence, they are praising me again... Well, to be honest, you know, I am not as good as they say. good……"

With just one sentence, the girl in front of me was defeated by the shameless modesty of the sultry man...

His big eyes flashed brightly, and his smooth forehead was covered with black lines. He threw out a few white hygiene balls, then picked up a piece of fragrant white tender tofu and threw it to the bowl of the shameless guy opposite. middle……

Wang Qinghe continued to watch TV, well, watch TV...

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"Oh, I think I have to speak first ... Hey, lunatic Lee, you little bastard, I guess you who like to go out of the trend, you must watch TV at this time, wait to listen to our praise This is a wonderful idea. Your performance in Newcastle has conquered the great Gazza... Well, take a closer look, how is my body? I feel that I am still very young. If you are as good as me, Guy, go play for Newcastle, you won’t say no, right?”

At the beginning of the show, Gascoigne suddenly jumped out from behind the table as if having an epileptic seizure, and then kept changing his posture in front of the camera, making various coquettish bodybuilding movements...

A few seconds later, the chubby middle-aged man, who was already a little bloated, even took off the casual suit he was wearing. He was only wearing a small vest underneath...

Gascoigne showed off the fat on his arms to the camera without hesitation, sucking his belly into a mass of abs...

Gazza...this is already prepared!

Host Danny Shana's face turned green with embarrassment.

A staff member hurriedly walked to the TV screen from the side, helped the white and noisy fat man put on his suit, and persuaded him to sit down quietly behind the host table...

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Wang Qinghe looked at the scene on the TV screen and bent over with a smile, his big eyes narrowed like a crescent moon: "Pig, you haven't noticed that this person is actually very similar to you!"

Looks like that fat idiot?

cut!

Who cares.

Li Tongfan hurriedly lowered his head and took two mouthfuls of rice without replying.

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"Wait, Mr. Kraut, if I heard you correctly, you mean that a large part of the reason why Newcastle won with two fewer players was because of the sudden snowfall during the game?"

There was a trace of surprise on the beauty's face.

Seeing the surprised expression on the host's face, Colaut, the chief football expert of the Observer, nodded and continued to say nothing surprising——

"Yes, it's official. In fact, if we watch the game video carefully, we can easily find that: after the game started, it took Arsenal's eleven players a total of fifteen minutes to change into long-distance jerseys suitable for snow battles. Obviously they were not prepared at all for the snow battle, so that in these fifteen minutes, all the Arsenal players focused on changing their boots instead of using the kick-off rights to find ways to send the football to their opponents. in the goal...

"Let's take a look again. Newcastle's performance was exactly the opposite. Not only did they wear long spike shoes suitable for snow battles in the first second of the game, but they also acted like a prophet, taking advantage of Arsenal's lack of preparation. Germany Forward Podolski took advantage of Arsenal's mistake and scored the opening goal..."

When Kraut said this, another guest, Sest, nodded thoughtfully: "Yes, Kraut is right. I have also observed this carefully. In the first fifteen minutes of the game, Newcastle It really occupies an absolute advantage in the scene...it turns out that’s why!”

Kraut reached out and fiddled with the microphone in front of him, placing it closer to his mouth, and then continued with an arrogant expression: "You know, in today's European football world, many people are studying lunatics. I am trying to uncover the secrets of some of the strange tactics Li used, and I am a researcher of crazy lunatic Li’s tactics..."

"...The game that just ended is the same as Crazy Li's previous classic battles. Every time I watch it, I will have an incredible feeling in my heart. I am almost certain that Crazy Li knew there would be snowfall before the game. occur!"

"What?" Danny Shana and Sester exclaimed.

"How is this possible? Old man, are you kidding?" The white-haired and fat version of Gazza winked and looked at Kraut as if he were a magician: "How is this possible? The great Gazza remembers it clearly Clearly, in order to go out for winter camping with my friends, I paid special attention to the weather forecast from the National Weather Service in those days. There was no snowfall forecast at all. Crazy Li, that little bastard, is not a god. How could he know in advance that there would be snowfall? ?”

"Maybe you remembered it wrong?"

Hostess Shanna tried to save Kraut who made shocking remarks.

Gascoigne stood up, patted his fat belly, and glared: "Beauty, are you challenging the memory of the great Gazza?"

"Gaza is right!"

Kraut pulled Gazza from behind and motioned the idiot fat man to sit down, and then continued: "This is the most strange thing. Since even the National Weather Service has made a wrong forecast, then what the hell is Crazy Li?" How did you know it would snow during the game?”

When Kraut said this, he deliberately made a mistake.

Seeing that the other three people were listening to him attentively, he continued with a satisfied smile and said slowly: "The first reaction of many people is to guess: Could it be that Crazy Li created that heavy snow?" ? Obviously, they all entered into a misunderstanding... I think the real reason is: the National Weather Service made a mistake, and Crazy Li obviously discovered this mistake through some other method, and took advantage of it very cleverly. The weather factor brought the game to a close and gave me the complete upper hand..."

suck--

The other two men and one woman gasped in unison.

How is this possible? How could Madman Li discover the weather changes that even the British Empire's National Meteorological Service had concentrated no amount of manpower and material resources on to observe? Is it possible that he really is God?

Host Danny Shana's face flushed with excitement.

The point put forward by Kraut is something that many media have not noticed before. The ratings of this program are absolutely guaranteed...

So... this problem must not be solved so easily!

Thinking of this, Shana controlled her breathing that was slightly disordered due to shock. She waited until the two towering lumps on her chest calmed down before tentatively asking: "So, Mr. Kraut, can you explain it to us?" Is it a mystery? How did Madman Li discover the Meteorological Bureau’s mistake?”

After Shana asked this question, the hearts of countless people in the studio and in front of the TV were in their throats, fearing that "Sorry, I don't know this" would pop out of Kraut's mouth...

Even the 'mischievous' Gaza widened his eyes and waited quietly for Kraut's next words.

"This question almost drove me crazy. Crazy Li himself would definitely not give any explanation, because that was his usual style, and the possibility of getting an explanation from him was zero... So, I set my sights on pursuing the truth. The people around Crazy Li..."

After Kraut said these words, everyone felt that the air around them relaxed, it was good to know. So they all waited patiently for what the Observer's chief football expert would say next.

"...Sure enough, the facts proved that my guess was not wrong at all... A coach on the Newcastle first team coaching staff is an old acquaintance of mine. He told me that the day before the game on the 25th, Crazy Li had indeed known It will snow on the day of the game, and he also held a coaching staff meeting specifically for this matter, negating the tactics prepared by the team before, and instead formulating a set of strange tactics specifically to deal with snow battles... This is what everyone used in the game later. See everything!”

"ah……"

As soon as Kraut said these words, countless people screamed out in surprise, and the middle-aged urchin Gaza almost bit off his tongue...

The technical staff outside the live broadcast room made a gesture of raising their palms upward...

Ratings soared!

Female host Danny Shana was overjoyed. She had originally been the one to invite Kraut to participate in the show, but she didn't expect that it would play such a big role. It was definitely an unexpected bonus!

"Old man, did your old acquaintance ever say, how did Crazy Li know that it would snow during the game?"

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