Chapter 577: Getting Ready for Marriage! (Second Update!)
This applause is very sincere and comes from the heart.
Along with the applause, a group of people in the studio cast complimentary glances at Lin Yu.
There is no other way. If everyone is prepared to say cliches, then the people present can talk all day long and repeat the same sentence over and over again.
But that's not the case now. What we want now is serious fabrication, and it has to be reasonable, so that's a bit difficult.
But the guy in front of him could actually connect the coastal breeding industry with the national defense industry in a serious manner.
And it can also be logically self-consistent. This is simply outrageous and fucking opened the door to outrageousness. It is outrageous to the core.
What on earth is going on in this man’s head? Also, how did he manage to tell these nonsense in a serious manner and still not laugh?
Next to him, the host Hu Bing looked at the situation at the scene. After much hesitation, he still did not bring the remaining people in, but continued the conversation with Lin Yu:
"So Mr. Lin, now that we've finished talking about submarines, how about we talk about the space station in space? I think the space station is a real industrial pearl, an integrated whole, what do you think?"
"Not a space station!" Lin Yu shook his head fiercely, then folded his hands in front of his chest and continued to say seriously: "If it is just a space station at this stage, it is not an industrial pearl."
"A true industrial pearl-level space station should have multiple functions."
"For example, ships traveling to and from the moon will stay, space smelting, and space weapons deployment."
"Only when all of this is brought together can it be called a real industrial pearl, or an industrial moon, an industrial moon hanging high in the sky."
Following his words, Hu Bing thought for a while, opened the notebook in his hand, slid his fingers down gently, found a question in it, glanced at it, slowly raised his head, and said:
"Over the years, in the science fiction world, there has been an emphasis on a kinetic weapon."
"A rough guess is to transport the tungsten rod to an altitude of 500 kilometers, and then use an electromagnetic gun to activate it, and smash the tungsten rod straight to the ground."
"It is said that it can easily explode with power the size of a nuclear bomb, and it will not produce pollution. In various science fiction novels, this kind of attack method has almost become synonymous with coolness and lethality."
"What do you think of this kind of equipment?"
"It's useless! It's fake. It just looks cool, but the actual lethality is almost 0. If you consider the cost, this attack method has no merit at all except a waste of money." Lin Yu shook his head slightly, denying this science fiction hypothesis.
Then, he gestured with his hands and said: "Furthermore, from an international moral perspective, placing weapons on the space station and on satellites is a very irresponsible behavior."
"It is a behavior that disregards the people of the world. This behavior should be severely condemned, severely cracked down on, and strictly controlled."
"It should be completely eliminated!"
“According to the international spatial planning treaty, areas beyond 80 kilometers of the atmosphere no longer support territorial claims.”
"If someone single-handedly turns a civilian product into a military product, it would be a disaster for mankind."
"Humanity will no longer have a future."
When Lin Yu said these words, the director put the camera on his face. His expression was very determined, and there was only determination in his dark eyes.
Coupled with that face, it is very upright and awe-inspiring.
After he finished speaking, he continued to look like this, and the director was happy not to switch the camera and just kept it like this.
A full 10 seconds passed before the director's camera switched to Hu Bing. The host picked up the script in front of him again and spoke again:
"The next step is to answer the audience's questions."
"After our last program was broadcast, some viewers called our column team and asked us if we were seriously ill."
"So everyone, let's answer this audience together now, okay?"
The camera moved away from Hu Bing, scanned the seven guests present, and finally returned to Hu Bing.
Under his leadership, Lin Yu and seven other people shouted in unison:
"We are not sick!"
The sound of the end of the program sounded at this time, the director switched the screen, and the program ended.
Hu Bing stood up from his chair, nodded slightly to the seven people in front of him, and said with a smile: "Teachers, thank you for your hard work on these two programs."
"Thanks!"
"For the next program, only Mr. Lin is needed. You are free!"
The voice is gentle and polite.
This gentle voice fell into the ears of Xiang Pang and others, and instantly made them feel happy.
It's over, it's finally over!
This nightmare-like day, this nightmare-like program, is finally over.
Several people invariably showed expressions of surviving the disaster, turned their heads to look at each other, did not speak, just nodded slightly and said goodbye silently.
After saying goodbye, Wang Yaoting was the first to rush out of the studio and disappeared into the corridor like a gust of wind.
The remaining people were a little more reserved and left like the wind, leaving only their backs.
Lin Yu was a little slower and could only walk at the end. The moment he stepped out of the studio, Hu Bing followed him and stood side by side with him. As he walked, he asked:
"Consultant Lin, what do you think I should do better in the next few episodes?"
After asking the question, Hu Bing stopped and turned to look at the colleague next to him.
But Lin Yu who was walking beside him did not stop. Instead, he speeded up a little. At the same time, a thin voice came from his mouth:
"I'm not, I don't know, don't ask me, I'm an idiot!"
The voice of speaking became faster and faster, and the speed of leaving became faster and faster. In the blink of an eye, only a back figure was left.
When he reached the elevator entrance, Lin Yu rushed into the elevator just as it was about to close. Looking at the people in the elevator, he let out a long sigh of relief.
After pausing for a few seconds, he unzipped his clothes, took out a few invitations from his arms, and handed them to a few people in the elevator: "Brother, I will be getting married at the International Hotel in the Financial Center on the 1st of National Day. Please invite all of you. Brother appreciates it.”
Looking at the invitation handed to him, Wang Yaoting took it calmly and responded with a smile: "Mr. Lin is getting married. Brother, I will definitely be there, I will definitely be there."
"There have been so many unlucky things in the past two days. It would be nice to be able to attend a wedding, be happy and wash away the bad luck."
Putting the invitation in his arms, he turned his head to look at the people next to him, and asked in a low voice: "By the way, have you found out which bastard proposed the plan and created such a program?"
"I was sitting on the stage, and when the director's camera swept across my body, I felt as if a knife was scratching my body."
"I can't even imagine now what people on the Internet will say about me."
"Don't let me find out which bastard came up with the plan. Once I find out, I will definitely skin him."
"That's right!" After Wang Yaoting's curse, Lin Yu clenched his fists and showed a fierce expression. He gritted his teeth, clenched his fists tightly, and cursed fiercely:
"Don't let me catch that bastard. If I do, I'll beat him to death."
"Beat him alive!"
The words of the two people also resonated with several people around them, and several people clenched their fists one after another and uttered some murderous words.
"Yes, don't let me catch him. Once I catch him, I will cut him into pieces to relieve the hatred in my heart."
"Five horses and quarters!"
"Death by a thousand cuts!"
"Chen Jiang!"
"Throw it on the road and crush it back and forth!"
"Light the sky lantern!"
"Same video of him too!"
Regarding the person who proposed the plan in legend, several people talked about the punishment methods, among which Lin Yu was the loudest and the most cruel.
As he spoke, he was still gesticulating with his hands. His cruel look, even though he knew he was joking, still made the others afraid.
How much hatred must be there to hate that person to the core.
But after thinking about it for a moment, several people present felt relieved.
After all, the youngest member of their group is over 50, while Lin Yu is only in his 20s, still a young man with a bright future.
However, after the last show, the reputation was gone.
The whole country, and even the whole world, knew his name and also knew that he was seriously ill.
How miserable!
With a ding, the elevator arrived.
Several people glanced at each other, taking each other's looks into their eyes, and then turned around and walked out of the elevator.
Lin Yu walked at the back.
When everyone else got out of the elevator, he slowly followed them out. Then he breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and ran towards his parking space as quickly as possible.
Fortunately, I survived.
You must not expose what you originally wrote, otherwise, what awaits you is to be cut into pieces and quartered.
After getting into the car and sitting for a while, he took a deep breath, started the car and left.
After the second episode of Approaching Technology was aired, Lin Yu was dragged onto another episode of the show, in addition to others.
In the last three episodes of the program, he has completely earned the title of fool.
There is no way, the picture of that face talking nonsense is really too fragmented. Apart from being stupid, I really can't find any words to describe this picture.
The third episode of the program is over and it’s already September 3rd.
Getting married on National Day, it’s time to get busy.
Are you busy getting married?
Not busy.
It's just that time flies by.
In the blink of an eye, it’s October 1st, the morning of National Day.
At 3 o'clock in the morning, Lin Yu was still in bed. After running around for days, he was as tired as a dog, so he fell into bed and fell asleep.
He was drowsily asleep, and was immediately picked up by Qian Jianguo. He shook his shoulders with both hands and roared: "Get up! Get ready to pick up the bride!"
"It's only 3 o'clock!"
"Aren't you going to dress up? Don't you want to see your bride earlier?"
"No, I just want to sleep now!"
"Luo Ping, take him away!"
After Qian Jianguo gave an order, Luo Ping led several people into the room, smiled, and then directly lifted Lin Yu into the bathroom.
He was forced to sit on a stool in the bathroom and forced to wash his face and brush his teeth.
After taking care of personal hygiene, the makeup artist appeared on stage, holding makeup tools and sweeping them back and forth on Lin Yu's face, scraping putty and plastering.
At 6 a.m., the motorcade to pick up the bride set off on time.
In fact, the Financial Center International Hotel is not far from the Lu family, only less than half an hour's drive away.
At the same time, the Lu family.
Lu Lin also encountered the same treatment, but she was not as lucky as Lin Yu because she had a mother.
Lu Lin's mother picked up a feather duster and beat Lu Lin who was still lying on the bed.
She beat and scolded:
"You are already married, but you still don't get up. The caravan to pick up the bride has left, but you still don't get up. You are still here to blame me."
"The makeup artist has arrived, why are you still sleeping!"
"The caravan will arrive in about half an hour, hurry up and put on makeup and change your clothes."
Facing the feather duster in her mother's hand, Lu Lin shrank her head, rushed into the bathroom as quickly as possible, washed up, and then put on makeup.
The makeup artist was very quick, and it only took about 10 minutes to get the makeup done, and then waited for the bride to change clothes.
At 6:30, looking at herself in a red wedding dress in the full-length mirror, Lu Lin's face bloomed with a bright smile.
Through the mirror, she also saw her red ears.
As she watched, she stretched out her hand and gestured in front of the mirror, thinking about what she should do when she saw her lover later.
Should she fly into the forest like a bird, or go up timidly and raise her hand to hug gently.
Before she decided what to do, a horn sounded downstairs.
The motorcade arrived.
She ran to the window holding the hem of her wedding dress, and just happened to see the handsome young man who got out of the wedding car.
She was wearing a modified red Tang suit, with a red rose on her chest and a bouquet in her hand, tall and handsome.
It seemed that the two of them had telepathy. When Lu Lin cast her eyes downward, the person below also looked up at the same moment.
Their eyes crossed, and they both turned their heads away at the same time, just like when they first met.
At this time, the twin brother and sister pushed the door and ran into the room, screaming as they ran: "Sister, brother-in-law is here! Are we going to wait for the red envelope?"
"Just stop him a little. If I know that you guys are waiting at the door and asking for red envelopes!" Lu Lin stopped talking, slowly turned her head, stared at the two little guys in front of her, and said with gritted teeth:
"I will peel off your skin!"
After saying this vicious word, she turned around and threw her wedding shoes under the bed, then jumped onto the bed, sat there, and said nothing more.
In the corridor, the wedding procession was slowly moving forward, and the bridesmaids who were blocking the front were passing out the wine glasses in their hands as they walked.
"Drink this cup, there are three more!"
"Wine is the essence of grain. The more you drink, the younger you are. After drinking this cup, you will no longer miss Lu Lin!"
Seeing more and more wine glasses being handed over, Lin Yu calmly stretched out his hand, and Qian Duoduo also naturally handed out the red envelopes in his hand.
The next second, red envelopes rained down.
While others were taking the red envelopes, the bride-welcoming team all put their hands on their heads, bent down, and rushed forward.
They were all tall and strong men, and they rushed to Lu Lin's boudoir in one charge while the red envelopes were raining.
And those girlfriends were still blocked at the door.