Chapter 366 Shocked, a Man Actually Did Such a Thing
Looking at Xiaobao's angry look, Lu Wenwu suddenly laughed.
He grabbed it with his big hand like a palm leaf fan and rubbed it hard in his hand.
Proud fur ball!
"Meow!"
The kitten screamed after realizing it, and kicked his legs to break free from Lu Wenwu's hand.
But it was no use.
The kitten's originally smooth and smooth fur had already been snored by someone like a messy chicken coop.
Maomao also took advantage of the chaos to lick it twice, which made the already messy fur even more unsightly.
Or maybe dogs are the natural enemies of cats.
Maomao, the thick-browed and big-eyed guy, also learned bad things, and even licked against the fur!
This made the fur on Xiaobao's back stand up like Godzilla's dorsal spines, looking like a cat.
"Meow meow meow!"
Xiaobao loudly complained about his dissatisfaction, and his small claws like mangosteens "bang bang" punched his shit shoveler twice.
Then, it flew up from the ground like a spinning top, spun 270 degrees in the air, and released an extremely accurate meow kick with its hind legs.
The judges gave it a ten, and the right hind leg hit the dog's head!
Maomao, who was taught a lesson, immediately covered his head with his paws and went to the side to whimper and pretend to be pitiful.
"You little cat. Now that things have come to this, it's just right to take a bath together!"
Lu Wenwu flew forward with a strange smile, threw Xiaobao, who was not in a hurry to dodge, into his arms, and stood up after an elegant tactical roll.
Floor HP-1.
As if catching the word "bath", Xiaobao immediately struggled, accompanied by extremely dissatisfied meowing.
'Damn two-legged beast, what are you going to do to me! Don't touch me with that damn water! ! ! ! '
"Protest is invalid! You little cat, what do you want? Can you escape from my palm? You can't!"
After hugging and kissing the little cat tightly, Lu Wenwu smiled strangely and held the wailing and struggling little cat towards the bathroom.
As a real lackey, Maomao was spinning around and laughing foolishly.
The floor creaked after being hit by a tactical roll: I have no objection, remember to find someone to fix it.
Although the process was a bit difficult, and the tiles in the bathroom were damaged due to some force majeure.
But under the pressure of someone's power, Xiaobao finally compromised.
A cat, a dog, and a person lay on the familiar big bed.
The dog was very happy.
The other dog was also very happy.
The cat was not very happy.
Now it was facing Lu Wenwu and Maomao with its butt.
The big tail that had been blown dry by the hair dryer was swinging, taking turns to slap the faces of the two dogs who succeeded in their evil plots.
Lu Wenwu didn't care about it at all, just laughed.
Occasionally, pinch the fluffy, soft cat tail with your fingers, rub it a few times and then let go.
Then you will be hit by a storm of tail whips.
After playing with the cat's tail for a while, both the man and the cat are tired.
Maomao has already fallen asleep, and Xiaobao, who is facing Lu Wenwu with his butt, also purrs slightly.
Lying in the warm quilt, fatigue and sleepiness come like a tide. It's time to do the necessary tasks after returning from each dungeon.
Sleeping with cats and dogs: 0/1
But before that
There is one thing that Lu Wenwu cares about in the dungeon, and he needs to confirm it a little.
[Specially made comfortable luxury bed]: 957/1000
[Cultivation]: None
[Current status]: Minor flaws
[Analysis]: The luxurious bed is made of Shenzhou's unique No. 3 special alloy as the structural support and several extraordinary bird feathers mixed with blazing cotton as the filling. Due to the long-term overload, the filling in the mattress has undergone irreversible slight deformation.
Lu Wenwu, who was about to be forced to start a tryst with Zhou Gong, slowly asked a question in his heart.
Blazing cotton, produced in a copy assimilation area guarded by the Xinglong Army, is a real treasure of heaven and earth.
Before this Xiuxian plane was assimilated into Blue Star, the Xiuxian practitioners in that plane used this material to refine fire attribute magic weapons and fire attribute robes.
Using this thing as the filling of the mattress and quilt is indeed comfortable, soft and warm.
But is this a bit...luxurious?
There is also No. 3 special alloy, which is even more heavyweight.
A five-centimeter No. 3 special alloy plate without any deep processing is enough to resist the full force of a normal A+ level extraordinary person.
The underground training ground of Lu Wenwu's house is full of this thing.
Although it is indeed strong to use this thing to make a bed frame, it is also more luxurious.
Lu Wenwu roughly calculated that the material cost of the bed under him plus the four-piece set on the bed is at least more than 10,000 spirit coins.
Emmmm wait a minute!
So this bed is more valuable than the novice gift package given to him by the Player Administration?
This villa does not include the training room below, so it is hard to say whether this bed is valuable or not!
Is this reasonable?
Lu Wenwu fell asleep with a strong doubt as he became more and more sleepy.
Forget it, I have slept for so many years anyway, I will talk about it when I wake up.
The next morning, Lu Wenwu got up and washed up after his routine sleep, and decided to reward himself with a delicious egg-filled pancake meal.
Since arriving at Dragon Island, it has been a while since I had a good meal.
Taking out the battle-hardened big black furnace to heat it up, Lu Wenwu suddenly had an idea and took out the Fire Dragon Staff from his backpack and waved it elegantly.
The power in his body was suddenly consumed, and his body started to operate on its own without Lu Wenwu's mental control, converting physical strength into energy to supply the dream law, and then waving it out after converting it into a familiar spell form.
It's like a person is born to breathe and reach out to grasp.
The body's familiarity with and application of the law has become instinctive, and there is no need to think about this process, just raise your hand.
The flour and water danced on the chopping board by themselves, turning themselves into dough with the right strength, and then dividing them into the shape of dough pieces.
The oil pan on the stove has begun to heat the oil and boil the oil puffs by itself. Everything is the most perfect way Lu Wenwu operated in his memory.
The whole kitchen instantly turned into a magic palace.
It should be said that magic is really convenient for cooking.
However, this also made cooking less fun. Lu Wenwu decided to use magic to cook only when he didn't have time. The rest of the time, he would do it himself and let magic wash pots and dishes.
"It seems that the imperial capital safety zone formation has no ability to suppress the power of the law. I thought it would be suppressed."
Someone didn't realize that there was anything wrong with this sentence.
On the blue star, why do you want to suppress the power of the law?
Who to suppress?
That is something that even the gods who have mastered the realm of [All Laws to God] in their hands can't do. Only after ascending, the gods who have completely stepped into the first level of the god can use the power of the law to fight.
What's more, only the law can suppress the law.
Even if you want to arrange this level of formation, even if you ask the ancestors to return to arrange it, Shenzhou can't afford the maintenance cost in the future!
This is simply useless.
It's like you only need to use a shield to defend against arrows shot by ordinary bows, but you have to build a permanent fortress that can resist nuclear bombs.
It can only be said that it is possible, but it is completely unnecessary.
Legal but sick.
"Do you want to talk to the Player Administration about this loophole? Well, I'll tell Liu Ming about it later."
Lu Wenwu, in a good mood, smiled and waved his wand to command the furniture in his home, changing their positions one by one and then rearranging them neatly.
In the process of moving these furniture, the consumption of physical strength was obviously not right.
More than expected.
Although this level of consumption can be completely ignored for him, it has been automatically replenished before he has finished breathing, but this is obviously a bit abnormal.
The physical strength consumed by moving a seemingly normal solid wood chair is hundreds of times that of an ordinary wooden chair. Can you believe it?
Lu Wenwu tried to condense his consciousness into a palm to support it.
There is no problem with the weight, but the structural strength is terrible. Even without opening the true vision eye to scan and analyze, it can be clearly judged that it is made of extraordinary materials.
So, after discovering this, Lu Wenwu looked around the villa inside and out with interest.
He tried to remove everything with magic, and then analyzed it with the Eye of True Vision.
Hmm.
Without exception, they were not ordinary objects.
The most common decorations were antiques left over from two or three hundred years ago, and some were foreign antiques, looking like European styles.
The large cat climbing frame in the living room that reached the ceiling and looked like a tree was even made of a kind of wood commonly seen in myths and legends.
Jianmu!
The one that connects the sky and the earth, and communicates between people and gods!
What the hell, Jianmu cat climbing frame, is this so outrageous?
Lu Wenwu was dumbfounded after seeing the analysis given by the Eye of True Vision.
It turns out that using Fusang wood to make the Fire Dragon Staff is not a waste.
The real waste is this.
It can only be said that the building materials and interior furnishings of this villa are already incredibly expensive.
The wall structure is made of special materials developed after the advent of the apocalypse. The exterior is covered with ordinary bricks and stones, and a large number of formations of various systems that he cannot understand are engraved.
Defense, anti-injury, hidden
The most outrageous thing is that this villa is a complete whole in a sense, including the foundation.
And under the foundation of the entire villa, there is also a hyper-time and space transfer device in dormant mode, and a cold fusion reactor for independent energy supply.
The two are purely technological structures, and the formation suppression of the mysterious side against extraordinary power has no effect on this thing at all.
In other words, if something really happens, this villa can even be directly moistened with people and houses!
On the contrary, the underground training room is the real separated structure for later repairs, and it should be left in place at that time.
Even if Lu Wenwu is not a half-baked weapon refiner, he can see that there is obviously something wrong with this villa.
You call this a villa?
You call this a villa where A-level players live?
This is a safe house that can be used as a defense against top S-rank masters!
No wonder the whole block was razed to the ground after a copy merged in, and only my house was intact, not even the glass was broken.
Now everything makes sense.
After getting the scan results, although Lu Wenwu had already predicted that something was wrong with his villa, he was still shocked by the results.
So. why?
Lu Wenwu returned to the house thoughtfully, walked through the living room and back to the kitchen.
It was rare that Xiaobao didn't sleep on the cat climbing frame when he woke up in the morning. Instead, he squatted by the chopping board and stared at the egg-filled pancakes dancing in the furnace and on the iron plate. them.
This was the first time Lu Wenwu saw an emotion called shock in those beautiful, round cat eyes.
Xiaobao sat there motionless as a cat. Even Maomao was jumping up and down on the edge, and even pulling the furry cat tail back and forth with his front paws couldn't make it move even a little bit.
"Hey, it turns out there are things in this world that even you would be shocked by!"
Lu Wenwu unexpectedly picked up Xiaobao from behind and held him in his arms. Xiaobao's round little head was still twisted, as if his neck was about to be broken. He looked back at the little baby who was transforming into a food stage. kitchen.
"You're such a fearless little kitten. You didn't even care about the Fire Demon King in the endless abyss. Are you shocked by magic today? I didn't see you like this when Maomao and I were training before!"
"I'm still thinking that you are so disdainful of everything in this world, and you just turn your head and look down with disgust on your face! It turns out that you also have other emotions? Jie hahahaha!"
Playing with Xiaobao's soft little paws and pinching the pink pads, Lu Wenwu smiled evilly.
It’s time to go to the interview with the Heavenly Master of the Soul Palace.
Normally, the little baby would not be so obediently let him masturbate. After holding it for a minute or two at most, he would scream "meow" in dissatisfaction and struggle to get off.
Now, while the kitten is completely still, you can play with it as you like!
Just when Lu Wenwu was happily playing with the cat, Maomao suddenly patted his leg with his paw.
On top of its head is a tablet computer that can unfold holographic projections, which is usually used as a landline at home.
"Master, master, I have a message! It was a long time ago!"
"Huh? I'll take a look at this."
Lu Wenwu held Xiaobao with one hand and fiddled with the tablet with his right hand.
The logo was the official communication number of the Player Management Bureau, which suddenly made him feel tight in his heart.
The last time this problem occurred was the last time.
Is it possible that my brother will be in serious trouble again tomorrow?
Lu Wenwu immediately became serious and quickly opened the message.
In the picture, the capable woman who last informed him that Liu Ming had been attacked and seriously injured and was hospitalized was wearing the standard uniform of the Player Administration Bureau, and she also had a serious look on her face and spoke in a deep voice.
"Hello, dear fifth brother."
"It is a pity that because of Comrade Liu Ming of our bureau"
Seeing this, Lu Wenwu felt his heart twitch and almost crushed the tablet in excitement.
In an instant, even the majestic energy and blood roared in the body, and there were bursts of thunder-like roars.
Damn it, my brother just came back from the next dungeon and died in the line of duty! ?
Grandma Japan’s Salvation Army, which is so fucking useless, they immediately set out to flush out those remnants!
No, no, I'm a little impatient. I should go to the underworld first to find some connections, bring my brother back and rehabilitate him, or find him a comfortable job, and then go get rid of these bullies.
". He was accidentally extracted by the dungeon system and passed the preliminary player trial with excellent results. Now he has become a member of the players and has officially fulfilled his own responsibility for the great rejuvenation of China and mankind."
"Therefore, your temporary contact person has been temporarily changed to"
Lu Wenwu: "."
Grass!
So sloppy!