Chapter 2 Parrot News Incident
"Quack~"
The noise in the early morning must come from the raven Habu, the fortune teller's pet, who is best at disturbing people's sweet dreams.
Habu has only one eye, which is undoubtedly an alternative among ravens. Compared with the quietness of ordinary ravens, it likes to play pranks very much.
"Ah~Woo~"
Ethan leaned lazily on the carriage, yawned, rubbed his dark circles that deepened a little, and drooped his head.
His sight happened to fall on his left foot, which was obviously swollen. Alas, what bad luck.
Suddenly, footsteps sounded not far away.
When Ethan looked up again, a middle-aged man came towards him.
It was really a case of "misfortunes never come singly"~
The man was short and pale, with a small tuft of beard on his chin, staring with a pair of copper bell-like eyes, constantly expressing his dissatisfaction with everything around him.
Ethan hurriedly dodged to the side, but it was too late.
"What the hell! What did the bastards in the stinky bird report say? They said I violated human rights? Abused child labor? Look at how stupid you are now, they really hit the nail on the head!"
This is Marshall, the leader of the Fairy Circus.
After Marshall finished scolding, he didn't forget to glare at Ethan fiercely.
Ethan was really worried that his eyeballs would accidentally roll out.
While he chattered, he tried to tiptoe and barely put his hand into the prop box.
Looking at Marshall's height slightly higher than the prop box, Ethan even suspected that Marshall had taken the dwarf secret medicine.
The dwarf secret medicine comes from the ruins-Black Iron Hills. After drinking it, there is a chance to enter the extraordinary sequence, obtain the dwarf bloodline, be extremely powerful, and easily use the dwarf combat skills. The most important thing is that you can have a forging talent that makes the gods jealous.
Of course, the secret medicine also has disadvantages. For example, after taking the dwarf secret medicine...all aspects of the body will become short.
It's just a matter of one or two inches, it's totally child's play.
There was a clang and a rummage.
After a while, he took out the heavy "golden crown" that Ethan criticized.
This is Marshall's favorite.
Bryant jumped to Marshall's neck like lightning.
He gave him a black mamba hug.
Marshall staggered by Bryant's sudden rush.
"Ah!!"
"Bang!"
"Ouch... it hurts..."
As the saying goes, there is always someone who can defeat someone else. Bryant is probably Marshall's nemesis.
The golden crown in his hand fell directly and hit his ankle, the same injured position as Ethan.
Bryant spit out his snake tongue at him harmlessly, staring at him.
Looking at Marshall's expression of anger but not speaking, I'm really afraid that he will get internal injuries. Hehe, his arrogance is increasing day by day.
I just like the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me.
Ethan secretly gave Bryant an admiring look, well done.
"Damn Black Mamba! You'll be in trouble!"
After saying this, Marshall gave Ethan and Bryant a look of deep disgust before turning away.
Looking at his embarrassed appearance of limping away, Ethan's mouth showed an Ah Q-style smile.
He mocked unconsciously in his heart: Three-inch Ding, Gu Shupi.
"Alas."
Ethan sighed.
Missing, the previous Marshall was not like this now.
I still remember when I first met the Fairy Circus, Marshall had just got Bryant.
At that time, Marshall was thinking about how to make a fortune.
You know, this is an extremely rare black mamba snake that cannot be tamed and is known as a human killer.
It will undoubtedly be a great opportunity to make a fortune.
As a businessman with a keen sense of smell, Marshall was so excited that he couldn't sleep at night.
But it turned out that he was too happy too early, because no snake charmer dared to take the job, even though he had raised the salary to a level that would make him vomit blood.
Stay away from black mamba snakes, even if it is just a young snake, this is the iron rule agreed upon by all snake charmers.
Just when he was in a state of panic, Ethan appeared.
At that time, Ethan was ragged and hungry, just like a street kid who escaped from a refugee camp.
In fact, at the beginning of the journey, he had indeed been wandering for a while.
"It is not a rational thing to deduct food from a snake."
This was the first sentence that the street kid Ethan said to Marshall at that time.
Then Ethan fed Bryant the only piece of dried meat he had, and then kissed Bryant on the head.
Marshall, who witnessed everything, was stunned.
It was at that time that Marshall generously found a perfect snake charmer with a salary less than 30% of the original plan.
In order to win the sympathy of the audience, he even asked Ethan to dress up as a blind man with a pair of exaggerated black sunglasses on his face.
The fact is just as Marshall expected. Venomous snakes, extraordinary species, and blind boys are the selling point.
In this way, Ethan became the snake charmer of the Fairy Circus. He lived up to everyone's expectations and quickly became a signboard, which was also a small reputation.
At that time, Marshall was very attentive to him and was as obedient as a grandson...
Until later, an emerald green parrot used a camera hanging on its neck to freeze Ethan's performance.
That emerald green parrot was not ordinary. It was a reporter for the Parrot News, which Marshall called the Stinky Bird News.
The Parrot News is a strange newspaper that employs parrots as reporters.
Don't underestimate this newspaper. With the concealment and flexibility of birds, this newspaper has a pivotal position in the entire federation.
Give the powerless power, let the pessimists move forward, Parrot Daily - responsible for reporting everything.
In a certain sense, Parrot Daily can almost influence the public opinion of this world.
For example, the popular news in recent times:
The first one, the black technology obtained by Matrix Company from the remains of Dragon Ball - the universal capsule, finally succeeded in the experiment, and the first batch of products were launched on the market, which marked that human beings officially entered the era of super convenient capsules, and will say goodbye to bloat and get on the road easily.
The second one, the largest guild in Mensa City, the Drunkard Guild affiliated with the Rainbow Council, kicked off the annual carnival. At the opening ceremony, the president Andre performed a dragon sucking water with rum, which became the hottest NO.1 in the entertainment section of Parrot Daily that day.
The third one, a black mamba snake was found in the urban-rural junction of a certain place, and a picture was attached: a silver-gray black mamba snake was coiled on the body of the "blind boy" and spitting out the snake tongue...
Although the boy had a pair of huge sunglasses on his face and his dress also covered his true appearance, Ethan still recognized that it was himself and Bryant at a glance.
I was lucky to have my first photo in my life~
There are only two reasons why it became the headline of the day:
One is the black mamba snake, a supernatural creature that only appeared in the ruins-the Solitaire Rift. Because of its lightning speed and almost unsolvable poison, it can be called a human killer and is rated as one of the most dangerous supernatural creatures;
The second is the blind boy in the photo, which made the audience sympathize and launched an action to save the misguided teenager.
As soon as the comments of the Parrot Newspaper came out, it instantly attracted overwhelming criticism, and the Fairy Circus was also pushed to the forefront and quickly entered the public's field of vision.
Facing thousands of people pointing fingers, Marshall was also unlucky.
Soon he received a huge fine and rectification notice from the relevant departments.
The originally prosperous snake charmer project was completely over, and Ethan was relegated to the cold palace from then on.
This is the root cause of Marshall's aggressiveness, which was jokingly defined by Ethan as the Parrot Newspaper incident.
"Little brother, breakfast time~~"
After watching Marshall leave, Ethan welcomed the trainer Baoer who distributed breakfast.
Baoer is the trainer of the Fairy Circus, a childlike face who likes to wear cat ears and play with whips____ (fill in the blanks).
Although Baoer looks about the same age as Ethan, she is already the real pillar of the Fairy Circus.
Baoer can always trigger the emotions of men, a frown, a smile, a look, and even every time the whip falls to the ground, it can attract countless wolf howls.
It is undeniable that Ethan is also one of them, and sometimes he can't help but secretly linger on the taste of the whip...
"Sister Baoer~Good morning!"
Hearing her voice, Ethan subconsciously relaxed his whole body, no matter how bad his mood was, it would disappear.
Baoer is like a piece of candy, and every time Ethan was scolded by Marshall, she would appear at the right time.
Ethan knew she wanted to comfort himself.
Baoer is like a sister, always sending meticulous care when Ethan feels helpless.
Taking today's breakfast from Baoer, a piece of bread with ham, it is not simple, let alone delicious.
"Do you need some more dessert?"
Baoer stretched out her pink tongue and gently licked her delicate lips, with her hands behind her back, showing her curvy figure without any hesitation, and her thin clothes were on the verge of bursting.
Oops! It's a heart-beating feeling.
Dessert is indeed a dessert, but Ethan doesn't know whether it is serious or not.
"What... How about some?"
Looking at her delicate little face, soft autumn eyes, and graceful figure, it is indescribable that makes people salivate.
Ethan secretly glanced at the other party and suddenly had a bold idea.
Baoer seemed to have noticed something, raised his head and blinked his left eye gently, and Ethan was struck by lightning.
Suddenly, it seemed that there was an extra eye in his world, and in an instant, he saw his thoughts very clearly.
"Hee hee~"
Whether it was intentional or not, Bao'er's hair brushed against his cheek, and the fragrance of his daughter's body made Ethan stunned.
After a few breaths, Ethan raised his head shyly, and just as he was about to speak, he was responded with a wink.
What kind of wink was that? Clear, bright, and breathtaking. At this moment, Ethan seemed to have a blessing in his heart. Suddenly, there was only one thought left in his mind: finish the bread, and not even the crumbs can be left.
Ethan began to stuff the bread into his mouth in big mouthfuls. The whole process was uninterrupted, one bite after another, until there was really no crumbs left in the end. Ethan, who was eating voraciously, burped.
"Baji."
He licked his tongue and his eyes became clear again. He couldn't tell why, but he felt a strange and absurd feeling in his heart. He couldn't even remember the taste of bread.
With a mess in his mind, Ethan was a little self-doubting. He had never been a person with a horny mind, and he would never indulge in beauty. Why did he lose control when he met Bao'er?
Well, I can't figure it out.
At this time, Baoer turned back and smiled: "As a punishment."
As if answering his doubts.
What punishment? She really can... see what he is thinking?
A little panicked.
Thinking of his own throbbing that belonged to a teenager just now, Ethan's face suddenly turned red.
Leaning on the carriage beside him, he calmed down the waves in his heart. Although he had long suspected that Baoer was a transcendent, this time further confirmed his thoughts.
I shook my head hard, secretly telling myself not to have such unreasonable thoughts in the future.
At this time, the clown Bass, who witnessed everything not far away, shook his head.
Bass is an alternative guy, sometimes indifferent, sometimes crazy.
To be honest, Ethan is a little afraid of him.
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