I'm Not A Theatre God

Upon waking up, Han Mo became another person, not only that, but also an eccentric little princess. In the eyes of others, he is the god of men, the god of singing, the god of cooking, and the god of variety shows. Whatever he writes is all god-made, but in Xuan Xuan’s little heart, Dad is an almighty existence, he is a scientist, yes A philosopher is a master of all things and a strong man. In the previous life, he worked desperately to pursue fame and fortune. In this life, he just wants to live with peace of mind and be a dad.

Is bragging useful? Of course it’s useless, that’s because you don’t have to pay taxes for bragging. Li Tianyu suddenly became the host of the “braggering tax system”, and everything became different. Because, only his bragging rights need to pay taxes… Li Tianyu: I have a suite in the third ring of the imperial capital! System: Please pay 6,000 yuan to get a set of residences in the Imperial Capital Third Ring Road. Li Tianyu: I have a Porsche Cayenne. System: Please pay a tax of 850 yuan to get a Porsche Cayenne high-end model. Li Tianyu: I am a business elite! System: Please pay a tax of 58,000 yuan to improve the overall quality of the host. QQ group: 831734744

[Superpower] + [School] + [Passionate] + [Defending the Homeland] + [The Protagonist is Cool but Super Dotes on His Sister] In his previous life, Zhong Yuan watched his sister fight a monster to the death, and eventually died. When he opened his eyes again, the mysterious golden coffin made him reborn four years ago, and gave him a special ability: 100% success rate to absorb alien abilities, and he could rise to the top level. Four years ago, his sister was only twelve years old, and had just been recruited to the School of Superpowers to practice, and was about to embark on the road of genius. In order to prevent the tragedy from happening again, Zhong Yuan decided to go to the school to accompany her. Who knew that he, an auditor, encountered school bullying as soon as he entered school... Zhong Yuan scolded: "It's too chaotic! Fortunately, I came to accompany my sister, otherwise I really don't know how my sister would be bullied!" Everyone cried and begged: "Zhong Yuan, control your sister! She is simply lawless and doesn't let people live!" This book is also known as: "Crazy! Is there a companion like you?", "I dote on my sister with my strength, what can you do about it? ”, “Brother, you’re exposed! And you still say you’re not a genius? ”

A weird game has arrived, and one person from each country is randomly sent into the game. Zhang Yangqing, who had been practicing in Longhu Mountain for two years, inexplicably entered the strange world of rules and strange stories. In a late-night wax museum, you play a security guard. [Rule 1: The wax museum closes at twelve o'clock on time, and no one is allowed to enter or exit, regardless of any requests inside or outside the door. 】 [Rule 2: You are the only one in the wax museum. If someone calls you, please ignore it and stay away as soon as possible. 】 [Rule 3: Inspect the wax museum every two hours, and do not look directly into the eyes of a wax statue when you pass it. 】 [Rule 4: The wax figure will not move. If you find that the position of the wax figure does not match the photo, please return to the security room immediately. 】  … After listening to the rules, Zhang Yangqing looked at the strange person trembling under the thunder in his palm, and fell into deep thought...

[Live + Grassland Daily + Easy + Cute Animals] The sky is blue and wild, and the wind blows the grass and the cattle and sheep are low. After graduation, he returned home to inherit ten thousand acres of grassland, herding cattle and sheep, riding horses and archery, raising golden eagles and border herds, playing with hares and groundhogs, and living a leisurely and comfortable life. This book is also known as: "The Leisurely Life of the Second Generation of Mu", "I'm very low-key, but my strength doesn't allow it", "Daily Broadcasting on the Prairie", "I'm just a jobless vagrant who herds sheep"...

"Director Xu Nan, may I ask why you always make bad movies?" "I solemnly remind you that I have never made a bad movie." "Spider-Man" starring Mimi is so bad, is it still considered a bad movie? "It doesn't count." "The Starring Man starring Shi Shi aroused boycotts from all the little lions." "That means they don't understand appreciation." "Liu Yifei's upcoming film "Dragon Mother" has been designated as the worst movie of this year by the Golden Broom Awards." "Slander, it's all slander. You guys just can't bear to see me making money. By the way, the movie "Sweeping Alliance" co-starring Mimi, Shi Shi, and Liu Yifei is about to be produced. Please don't miss it."

(The God’s Haowen mainly uses daily casual, relaxed and humorous) The Shenhao system from Heaven originally thought it was the richest man in the world at the beginning, but who knew the system told Gao Xiang: “Shenhao is not a nouveau riche, it depends mainly on temperament!” “Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for gaining low-key connotation and self-cultivation and noble temperament!” “Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for his perfect life deportment!” “Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for gaining profound knowledge!” … A perfect temperament Shenhao was born.

When Chu Jiang's donation reached 10,000 yuan, he was accidentally bound to the pickup system. As long as he came into contact with people, he could trigger the pickup reward. Cash, luxury houses, luxury cars, various skills, all can be picked up! [You picked up 100 million in cash! ] [You picked up a large flat in Tomson Yipin! ] [You picked up a Koenigsegg! ] [You picked up a stock market prediction card! ] [You picked up 10% of the shares of Penguin Group! ] ……………

High-level martial arts + decisive killing + meme + invincible [Barbarian Bull Essence Blood: After taking it, it can greatly improve physical fitness, enhance strength, and replenish blood, which is very beneficial to martial artists who are practicing barbarian bull strength] In the classroom, Han Lie, who had just traveled through time, looked at the few yuan snacks of beef tendon on his desk and fell into deep thought. This entry you... It's not a buddy, are you writing it randomly? How about trying it first?

Game experiencer Lin Mu traveled to a parallel world, where virtual reality technology and somatosensory equipment are very advanced, but game resources are very scarce. Players are still suffering from daily card draws and frequent krypton gold. Fortunately, Lin Mu awakened the god-level game system and started to create "Jingjue Ancient City". The bizarre plot, perfect interaction, and super quality instantly became a global hit game. The game character Shirley Yang became even more popular and became a national virtual idol. When all players felt that "Jingjue Ancient City" was the pinnacle of the gaming industry, Lin Mu made another move. Super games such as "League of Legends" and "Silent Hill" are online again...

Wu Guangyao, who traveled to 1947, chose to continue running without hesitation and came to Hong Kong. The first step is to take the road of “Four Uncle” Li Zhaoji and open a gold and silver shop to do foreign exchange; the second step is to take the road of Dongying YKK, importing German automatic chain thread machines, and develop the zipper industry; the third step is to enter real estate and take the lead in implementing’selling’ Off-plan development’, opening the era of off-plan housing; being the king of the ship, developing semiconductors,… Sixty years later, the business community on Hong Kong Island has already said that it is’one super four strong’. “Super” naturally refers to the Wu Guangyao family. After the Wu family has its own list of the world’s richest people, it has been firmly occupying the first place. The book spans a long period of time, with business as the main focus and love as a supplement. In the end, the owner will openly create a wealthy family as the goal.

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star. Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself. After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild. The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help! Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious! The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute! Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery! The squirrel's storage room was looted. Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat. The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits! Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out. In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down. Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling. Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing! … Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! ! Director: I told you, there is no script! Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show! After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you. Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing. Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight