This Director Only Makes Bad Movies

Recently, Gu Fan, the president of Nitiantian Games, once again fell into the spotlight because of a small bug in the new game. As a top designer in the industry, all games designed by Gu Fan have very distinctive characteristics: At first, players felt that these games were junk games with boring gameplay and purely disgusting players. But after players discovered a major BUG, the gameplay of these games has undergone earth-shaking changes, making people sleepless and unable to stop! As a result, players once again started a big discussion about "Is this a BUG or a game mechanism?" In this regard, Gu Fan seriously clarified in the interview: "Hello everyone, I am Gu Fan, a game designer. You can also call me by my English name: fan·gu (anti-bone). "I solemnly declare once again that these so-called 'core gameplay' are not our company's original design, they are all BUG! It's just because players like it, so we haven't fixed it!"

In the island country, Tokyo Metropolitan Area, the classroom of Class B of Toyonosaki Private High School’s second-year group, as usual, ushered in the roar of students. “My lord priest, my lord priest, let’s explore the campus strange talk together!” “what!!!”

【Invincible + Funny + Daily + No Sword】 China can no longer accommodate him, so he is thrown abroad. The protagonist does nothing, charges for toilets in the school, sells the school online, steals classmates' red bellybands, cheats black market swindlers, robs the black market, carries a sack to catch strange beasts, sells the superior's car, and then goes abroad to cause trouble. What? You have SSS-level superpowers? Sorry, all my superpowers are above SSS, and I can improve my superpowers to above SSS.

Su Chen, who was originally a food anchor, found himself the boss of a pre-prepared food company that was about to go bankrupt after traveling through time. In order to pay back the last part of the employee's subsidy, Su Chen decided to cook by himself to pay off the debt! Fatty but not greasy braised pork, sweet and delicious Longjing shrimp Salty and sweet tofu brain, and long-lost ancient dishes As one delicious dish after another was placed on the table of the employee cafeteria, the few remaining employees in the company were shocked! "Boss, I have a reunion with old classmates tomorrow. Can it be held in our company? Give me money!" "Boss Su, my mother-in-law's birthday is coming. Thank you for your hard work... You can pay more!" "Boss! I have a classmate who said he wants to come to our company to work. It doesn't matter if he gets paid or not. The main thing is to give him employee meals!" A few months later. Su Chen sat in his boss chair, looking at the office area that was originally equipped with desks, which has now become a dining table, and it is full of seats. "I... just wanted to pay off that little debt, how did I turn the company into a restaurant?" As Su Chen continued to make various delicacies, until one day, a letter from afar made Su Chen fall into deep thought "Boss Su, thank you for the reception of foreign guests this time."

The live broadcast [Random Career Challenge] reality show became popular all over the Internet. The host Shu Ruochu looks for random passers-by, and after asking for their consent, he follows the passers-by and takes on a whole-day passer-by career challenge. In the new episode of the program, Shu Ruochu met Zhao Ming, who participated in the exercise and played the role of a bank robber. Zhao Ming: "I do at least one million for each order. Although the risk is high, the income is extremely considerable!" Just when the entire network thought Zhao Ming was bragging, he accepted Shu Ruochu's request for a professional challenge. When Shu Ruochu followed Zhao Ming to the bank, she noticed something was wrong. I saw Zhao Ming taking the hood from his backpack and putting it on in full view of everyone. Shu Ruochu: "I'm just recording a show, what do you mean by wearing a hood?"

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star. Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself. After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild. The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help! Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious! The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute! Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery! The squirrel's storage room was looted. Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat. The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits! Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out. In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down. Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling. Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing! … Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! ! Director: I told you, there is no script! Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show! After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you. Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing. Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

Jiang Tian traveled to a world with extremely advanced technology and became a well-known animation designer. However, at the beginning, he was suppressed by the animation company and monopolized and blocked! Just when Jiang Tian felt that hell was about to begin, he activated the god-level animation production system at this moment! Jiang Tian directly created the super beast weapons, the grand world view, the perfect modeling, and the in-depth plot shocked the world! "Human desire is like a rolling stone on a high mountain. Once it starts, it can never be stopped!" "Since I got tired of searching, I have learned to find it once I find it. Since a headwind came, I have been able to resist the wind from all directions and sail on the boat!" "When you go through seven levels of loneliness, you can become a truly strong person, and our world is born from this." "My heart is like a tree. The more the tree yearns for the light in the heights, the more its roots will move downward, toward the soil, and toward the depths of darkness!" "Surprised, this is a real philosophical anime!!" I don’t know how many viewers went crazy!

After being rejected by sixteen film crews in succession, Chen Fei sat at the entrance of Hengdian Film and Television City and fell into deep thought. Before coming to Hengdian, the old man once told him that as a stuntman, as long as he has unique skills and dares to fight hard, he will definitely not have to worry about running out of films. But after constantly hitting the wall, he discovered that in this era where looks and connections are valued, the effect of a handsome face and a good father is actually far greater than "having unique skills" and "dare to fight and fight hard" . But what does Chen Fei have? He is handsome, but he doesn’t have a good father! Should he be allowed to imitate those female extras and ask for godfathers everywhere? His path doesn’t “work” either! However, just when he was at the end of his rope, the "Extreme Rehabilitation" system was suddenly activated! (PS: Having unique skills is not a skill, fancy skills are the way to go.) Chen Fei was immediately overjoyed, thinking that his spring had finally arrived! However, just when the system began to issue novice tasks, he was suddenly dumbfounded! [Challenge mission: (Complete Ozaki's eight items), difficulty factor 10 stars, complete the mission to get an SSS-level reward blind box] [Challenge mission: (Bungee jumping in the Great Rift Valley of East Africa), difficulty level 9 stars, complete to get SS-level reward blind box] [Challenge task: (Go to the house of a 300-pound female netizen who has been single for 33 years to do push-ups.) The difficulty level is 8 stars. If you complete it, you will get an S-level reward blind box] 【……】 At this moment, Chen Fei was completely angry! These tasks are just for labor and management to die, right? —— This book is also called "This actor is dying!" ", "It's okay to work hard, but don't torture yourself to death! 》

Lin Mo traveled through time, and was also bound to a [Talent Anchor System]. As long as the popularity is higher, it can be exchanged for various talents. With this system in hand, Lin Mo started the live broadcast as a [teaching anchor]. It's just that he found that his water friend seemed a little "dangerous". I taught the water friends to draw by myself, and after seeing his extraordinary painting skills, the water friends sent out bullet screens one by one. "Anchor, you are so awesome, can you teach us how to draw US dollars?" For the effect of the program, Lin Mo began to teach everyone how to draw US dollars on the spot. It's just that after the painting was finished, the fans started to revel. "Boss Lin, I want to do it with you." "Mr. Lin, I know where there is color-changing ink. When do you think I will be included in the gang?" "What gang? We are a company, Mr. Lin. I'm in printing and have ten years of work experience." "Mr. Lin, I was short-sighted before, and my dog's eyes looked down on people. I beg you to bring me one!" ... Looking at the words of the water friends, when Lin Mo was about to say something, a burst of news made him completely confused. "Internet Police No. 300174 has followed you!" "Internet Police No. 25447 has followed you!!" ...

Good news: I traveled through time, and I still have an entertainment system. Bad news: You need to bind a girl to activate. Good news: The binding was successful and a song sung by two people was rewarded. Bad news: Netizens think the song is vulgar and I can’t sing. Good news: I have just two words! The concert begins. Audience: This female singer is so big, why did she bring a bodyguard on stage? The end of the concert. Lin Zhixing put down the skewers in his hand and came to the stage to sing. Audience: Holy shit, the bodyguard sang! ! ! After traveling through time, Lin Zhixing prospered in the entertainment industry with the help of his outstanding partners, but he just wanted to stay calm. ——He chose to have five children with his partner! [Keywords: entertainment, love, single female protagonist, green plum falling from the sky, clever and refreshing writing. 】

During the late night rescue operation. The young surgeon caught the system and began a strange life. “Ding Dong! Reward 3,000 broken finger replants!” "Ding Dong! Five thousand heart bypass surgery sold for half the price." Brain tumor refueling package! “Looking at your excellent performance recently, and after a systematic evaluation, you will give up the system lab – “What? This broken system is so great that it can not only do surgery, but also do scientific research? Well, let’s go to the climax of life like this

What should I do if my girlfriend is too strong? A keeps going over! This is the story of the protagonist while stirring up the wind and the rain in the future of a certain time and space, while fighting wits and courage with his girlfriend. Recreation, daily life, dog food!