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In a world full of superheroes, not having a system isn't a big deal. But if the superheroes here are more jerks than each other, that's a huge problem. In the cabin of the plane that was about to crash into the Atlantic Ocean, Wei Chen began to write a suicide note: the plane was flying at an altitude of 40,000 feet, the cockpit was filled with smoke and fire, and the safety door was broken, causing the cabin to lose pressure. The only life-saving straw-what should we do if the superheroes don't care about us? Waiting online, very urgent. This book is also known as "Superhero Begins in Black Robe", "I Formed the Justice League", "Batman Through Time, I Am Your Father".

[Spiritual revival + Lao Liu + funny + memes + single female lead] Spiritual revival, Jiang Bai accidentally came to the fifth mysterious tidal era. Everything he was familiar with passed away over the years. The world has changed, and the things and people have changed. The careers he once fought for have all turned into bubbles, and the past cannot be recalled. In this chaotic and dark era, order has long collapsed, civilization no longer exists, and the shadow of death hangs over everyone's head. In addition to surviving, Jiang Bai has another task to complete: "Task number: 002." "Task code: Cicada." "Task content: Save all mankind." "Task executor: Jiang Bai." "Task in progress..."

I transmigrated back 10 years. I am a surgeon. I have a system called the Super Physician System. I can sign in every day. I am Wu Yuan and I will become a legend in the medical world.

【KPL e-sports as the main + live broadcast as the auxiliary + AG + Dihuawen + rebirth without system + the chosen one + fun and funny】 Lin Jue was reborn in a parallel world and found himself as a substitute side player of AG. The original owner was gifted in games. He reached the top at the age of 14, and was recruited into the AG youth training at the age of 16. Now he is 18 years old and is in the prime of his youth. But Lin Jue was horrified to find that although he inherited his memory, in terms of game operation, Lin Jue was still the ordinary player with ten thousand stars before his rebirth. The only skill that can be called a unique skill is the 0.4w battle against Lu Bu with a win rate of 48 in 800 games. So, when Coach Bao tried to put the pressure on Lin Jue and let him play to save the team from the water and fire. Lin Jue wanted to cry but had no tears in his heart: Coach, although I am a reborn, I don’t even have a system. How can you bear to let me go on the field and be beaten by those big guys? However, after really stepping onto the KPL stage, Lin Jue was shocked to find that he was the chosen one! From then on, the legend of Lin Jue began... Xiaoluo: "Didn't this kid bring 100 sources of trouble at the beginning? How come every hit was a critical hit!" Jiucheng: "What kind of fancy moves does Jueji have? Why can't my Baili Shouyi hit him?" fly: "This new guy is too outrageous. What top-level prediction? I have reached the fourth floor, but he is actually on the fifth floor? Is it possible that he is actually on the first floor? No, no, no, don't tell me that Jueji is on the first floor. I absolutely don't believe it!" ...

The live broadcast [Random Career Challenge] reality show became popular all over the Internet. The host Shu Ruochu looks for random passers-by, and after asking for their consent, he follows the passers-by and takes on a whole-day passer-by career challenge. In the new episode of the program, Shu Ruochu met Zhao Ming, who participated in the exercise and played the role of a bank robber. Zhao Ming: "I do at least one million for each order. Although the risk is high, the income is extremely considerable!" Just when the entire network thought Zhao Ming was bragging, he accepted Shu Ruochu's request for a professional challenge. When Shu Ruochu followed Zhao Ming to the bank, she noticed something was wrong. I saw Zhao Ming taking the hood from his backpack and putting it on in full view of everyone. Shu Ruochu: "I'm just recording a show, what do you mean by wearing a hood?"

[Live broadcast + funny + serious money saving] Also known as "Did the stingy king spend money today?" Shen Yu went hungry for nine meals in three days, and worked a whole night sorting express deliveries. He was so tired that he traveled through time. He is participating in the variety show "Where did the money go?", with a prize of 100 million yuan. What a coincidence, he is an expert in stinginess! ! ! ! ! The variety show lasts for seven days. Each person has a living allowance of 50 yuan per episode. On the seventh day, the contestant with the least remaining money will be eliminated and a new person will be added. And they cannot work to earn money, accept donations, or feed. Each episode has a theme and a different living place. As the conditions become more and more difficult, Shen Yu's remaining money has increased instead of decreased. Netizens were silent and shed tears, and gave him the title: Stingy King! College students worship him as a god and learn money-saving skills every day. Major sponsors value his traffic, and even bosses ask him how to save money. Seeing that he is getting closer and closer to getting 100 million, everyone is unhappy: Isn't it good to be poor together? Shen Yu: Not good... There is no system. The male protagonist is just used to being poor. He has many ways to save money and make money. There is a heroine.

In the island country, Tokyo Metropolitan Area, the classroom of Class B of Toyonosaki Private High School’s second-year group, as usual, ushered in the roar of students. “My lord priest, my lord priest, let’s explore the campus strange talk together!” “what!!!”

"Director Xu Nan, may I ask why you always make bad movies?" "I solemnly remind you that I have never made a bad movie." "Spider-Man" starring Mimi is so bad, is it still considered a bad movie? "It doesn't count." "The Starring Man starring Shi Shi aroused boycotts from all the little lions." "That means they don't understand appreciation." "Liu Yifei's upcoming film "Dragon Mother" has been designated as the worst movie of this year by the Golden Broom Awards." "Slander, it's all slander. You guys just can't bear to see me making money. By the way, the movie "Sweeping Alliance" co-starring Mimi, Shi Shi, and Liu Yifei is about to be produced. Please don't miss it."

[Funny, contrasting, relaxing, non-traditional entertainment. Readers who want to see something different in entertainment can click here to have a look ~] As a company that was established only a few years ago, Kuaiguang Entertainment has gone from being on the verge of bankruptcy to becoming a leader in the entertainment industry. It has many top anchors, original singers, and movie kings and actresses. The legendary artist in it: If you don't want to accept a business order, don't accept it. If you don't want to participate in a variety show, don't participate. Social account? Artists are in control, they love to break up and break up, and they love to get married. It can be called a mudslide in the entertainment industry. As their boss, Yang Ruoqian is naturally regarded as the king behind the scenes of domestic entertainment. "Mr. Yang, can you share the secret of your success?" Yang Ruoqian covered his forehead: "Is there a possibility? I never thought they could become popular..." "I just wanted to show off from the beginning."

Starting from the submission of the comic "Edge Walker" which was "adapted from anime", Lin Qingshan embarked on the road of different world comics (wen), painting (chao) and family (public). And then—— "No! It's a cybermaniac! Call the Terrorist Mobile Team!" "Run! He is a comic book villain!" "Awesome! I'm starting to understand everything!" "No, who asked him to draw comics?" "Use Flame Fist on him quickly!" "Is he mentally ill? Are you planning the plot like this?" "The mental state is good! We are discharged from the hospital!" "You come in too!" "Hahaha! I'm done, Master Dao!" … "Edge Walker", "Chainsaw Man", "Fire Fist", "Attack on Titan", "The Strange One"... Lin Qingshan is out of control on the way to madness. At the same time, comic fans all agree that Lin Qingshan Qingshan is a mental patient!

The most tragic travel in this century, the traveler was trapped by the original owner and couldn't take care of himself! There are pits everywhere in life. Every time a beautiful woman appears, you have to worry about whether she will be slapped by the other party! In fact, I really just want to copy books quietly. What music godfather, what actor, what a genius screenwriter, what a legendary director, don't give me such titles at will! (No system, no golden fingers, and the rhythm is really not fast. This is a story without too many slaps in the face, no routines, and no impetuousness. The author is serious. Power generation for love, not just bad money.) (It is solemnly stated that the basis for marking the heroine and supporting actress is the frequency of appearances. Being set as the heroine by the author does not mean that something will happen with the male protagonist!)

When artists no longer rely on carefully polished works to speak for themselves, when traffic packaged in lies becomes popular, when capital tries to use assembly lines to copy garbage and feed it to the audience... Entertainment dies in prosperity. Su Zhe traveled to a parallel world and became a stubborn idol who stuck to his heart but was hacked to the point of withdrawing from the industry. He first made an extreme comeback on the desert island survival variety show, and then—— Music variety, outdoor variety, slow variety; folk songs, pop, rock; modern drama, ancient puppets; kung fu, superhero;... Variety shows, songs and movies, all three paths, he must rely on his works to become a superstar! Attention, viewers, when Su Zhe comes, there will be peace in the circle, and Qingtian is coming! Also known as "Global Superstar Live Broadcast on a Desert Island". Note 1: This is a new book for a newbie, and without any reader base, the retention rate for the first ten chapters of Big Data is over 80%. It is worth reading, and you won’t be disappointed 80% of the time. Note 2: Don’t complain about the title of the book, I was deceived by others.