Chapter 89 Backstab

"Joker. This is not our plan."

Bane said:

"You..."

"Ah ... Before he crossed over, many analysts had already analyzed the Joker's nature thoroughly:

"Even if you really catch up with him, you don't know what to do with him. You are just... doing things for the sake of doing things."

Of course, Chen Tao knew very well that these deconstructions of the Joker were essentially the result of a blind man touching an elephant, and all the conclusions were just a glimpse of the leopard. No matter whether you touch the elephant's legs or the elephant's tail, it is just the tip of the iceberg of the elephant.

Chen Tao warned himself in his heart.

These conclusions cannot make people fully understand the Joker. He is a disordered pale man. Even a smart person like Luther cannot completely predict his trajectory of action.

Therefore, we must respond to each move and decide according to the situation.

"Oh, sweetheart. You still understand me."

The Joker made a touched expression: "You are more considerate and lovely, unlike Bane, a reckless man - although you are also always making plans."

He said:

"Alas, I am almost fed up with plans recently. The Court of Owls has plans, the police have plans, and even Bane has plans."

"You are a bunch of annoying conspirators. You always hold your own little world firmly in your hands."

"Well, but you know~"

He said in a light tone: "I am not a conspirator-"

Then in the second half of his sentence, without any warning, his tone immediately turned gloomy and violent:

"I want to make those conspirators realize how pathetic and ridiculous their efforts to control everything are! Hahahahahaha!"

He bent over with laughter.

Then he quickly straightened his body like a spring and continued as if nothing had happened:

"Oh, I'm sorry for my intrusion. I really wish I could restrain my crazy laughter, but he is really special... the way it echoes in your mind."

"Joker. I've heard enough of your useless nonsense."

Bane said: "Where is the nuclear bomb I gave you? You should have triggered him, you pale clown. But you ruined everything. You did a stupid thing, Joker. It's far below your villain level."

"We could have completely defeated the Batman. Batman." He concluded, "This is a betrayal. I had expected more from you." "You expected something from me?" The Joker said, "No offense." The smile faded from his face in an instant: "You deserve it?" Bane pressed the button on the back of his hand, and the venom behind him began to pour into his body again: "Batman, I'm sorry, maybe before we start our final showdown, I have to clean up an unexpected situation." He even apologized to me, he really did, I cried to death. Chen Tao felt that he had suddenly become a gift that was being fought over. This feeling was too weird. He squatted beside and quietly observed the development of the situation. At the same time, through the communicator in his hand, he silently gave orders to the many people outside: Be ready to intercept possible nuclear bombs at any time! "I never liked you, Joker, hahahaha..."

Bane said: "You think I won't be on guard against your betrayal? Hahaha!"

"But I thought you could at least help me attract some attention from Batman - Puff! Hahahahahahaha!"

"What's going on?"

Bane covered his mouth, he began to find something wrong.

"How could it be, I clearly guessed that you would put laughing gas in the Titan venom I used to strengthen myself, so I took precautions, hahahahaha!

... I took precautions, and made sure that the venom I poured into the bottle was pure, how could you hahahahahahahahahaha!"

He couldn't control his laughter: "I carefully checked every glass of water and every edible thing you handled, I never ate them, you would never have the chance to do me -"

"Enough, stop laughing!"

But Bane was completely helpless against his uncontrollable laughter.

"I'm going to kill you. Puff, hohoho..."

Bane said, "I'm going to kill you. I'm going to cut open your brain and make sure every nerve burns in endless pain and suffering, and make sure you never go into shock - Ahahahahaha!"

"Oh, I'm so scared that I'm going to hide in my little boots. Hold on, Bane. Maybe you can imagine something really scary, hehehe..."

The Joker revealed the answer: "It's air. Remember the time you came to me? That ridiculous little pre-war plot? You came to me to tell me about your "plans" that made people laugh so hard that their stomachs hurt?"

"Impossible." Bane said: "I am proficient in pharmacy hehehe... I understand the composition of drugs. Even if you can prepare a poison gas with a delayed effect, it is impossible to accurately control the physical condition of each individual."

He said: "In theory, the stronger the individual, the more powerful the drug. The attack time will be longer, hahaha! For example... if you really mix a delayed poison gas, the soldiers in the same room with you should definitely attack before me, unless this poison gas is..."

"That's right, smart Bane!" The clown laughed:

"It seems that you have also realized it. I have designed a new formula for you! Do you know? It is the love and care in the clown gift package that will make you a repeat customer! Of course, the premise is that you can survive tonight. "

"God, Bane. I am a well-educated clown, and I know you. We have been together for so long, haven't we? We share the joys and sorrows. "

The clown squatted in front of Bane. The other party smiled from the corners of his mouth to his ears and covered his stomach on the ground.

"You may be on guard against me, you may never have trusted me from the beginning, but you are always Bane. How boring, you are always predictable, you try the same thing again and again. How funny.

Do you really think you are pursuing something meaningful?"

"You have tried your best to come up with all kinds of new tricks, but in the end it is still the same old tricks that Roman and Maloney played, Bane.

Defeat Batman, rule the city, build your own underworld empire, threaten heroes with hostages... It's too predictable, it makes the humor disappear."