Chapter 94: A Little Expert in Getting Rich

Natasha rushed into the psychological clinic. She said to Schiller while talking on the phone quickly: "Give me 30 reports... No, no, no, 50, 50 reports with psychological diagnosis certificates."

Schiller was writing something on the bar. He didn't even raise his head. He just rolled his eyes and said: "What disease do you want?"

"Post-war stress trauma disorder, or what? I forgot, anyway, it's the disease you get after the war, 50 copies are needed."

"It's too late to write it by hand, so we can only generate an electronic report form. What about the personnel list?"

Natasha picked up another mobile phone in her hand and said: "Send the personnel list to my mobile phone right now, forget it , I'll give you an address directly, you fax it..."

On the other side, Peter came out with a stack of papers and said: "Doctor, I don't understand this reimbursement application form. Not to mention that the monster didn't hit us, even if it hit us, we have to report the loss of the dishwashing sponge. Isn't this a bit..."

On the other side, Dr. Connors was also on the phone. He said: "Yes, the research and development cost of the healing potion is very expensive, because... because the materials are expensive, just tell them that, they don't understand anyway."

"At least dozens of rare elements are used in it. Which ones are they? You can look up the periodic table yourself, which ones are the most expensive..."

Stark handed a piece of paper to Natasha and said, "This is the electricity consumption report of Stark Building. Connors and Peter conducted an experiment in my high-end laboratory for 1 hour and 43 minutes. The average electricity cost per minute was 56,000 US dollars. There are also the wear and tear costs of the equipment. Oh, yes, because Peter used too much force, he also scrapped a device worth more than 1 million US dollars. All of them are counted as losses..." Natasha took the paper, she didn't even look at it, and answered a phone call and said, "Count the casualties? What do you think is a suitable number of casualties? We have 32 field staff members staying in New York recently. Why don't we let them all die? The pension is calculated at 500,000 US dollars per person. ..."

"What? Even more bold? How many agents are there in the entire East Coast? The whole country? Isn't this a bit too exaggerated? A monster killed all our agents in the country. Doesn't it seem that we are too useless?"

Then she put down the phone and asked Peter: "Do you have any of that medicine left?"

"There are still two, but if you need it, we can make a little more."

"Nick wants more. You know, the military has created such a dangerous monster, so it is reasonable for them to purchase more of this medicine to prevent it from happening again?"

"How much does he want?" Dr. Connors asked.

Natasha talked to the other end of the phone again, and then said, "Do you have 200?"

Peter spit out a mouthful of water, and said, "The serum is modified from lizard serum. There are only 7 in total. Dr. Connors has been working on it for several months..."

"Nick sells them 3 million each."

Connors immediately put on his clothes and said, "Let's go, Peter."

Then he turned to Natasha and said, "Wait for us. In two days at most, 200 medicines will be delivered to you."

When Peter was dragged away, Schiller came from He took the expense report and said, "Peter is still too naive. Four dishwashing sponges? How long can they last? Let's start with 4,000."

Pikachu jumped onto the table and said, "Please add two jars of peanut butter for me. Oh, no, it's 2,000 jars of peanut butter. That monster is so scary. My peanut butter has suffered heavy losses!"

Schiller wrote and drew, then said, "Okay, that's about it. By the way, how many points did you say I could get?"

"You take 20% of each report. This expense report is for You get 30%. "

"Wait, are 50 reports enough? I think the battle this time was too intense. The SHIELD agents went through life and death, and they should have left a lot of sequelae. Let's start with 300 copies, all signed by hand, and then give me 10%, how about that?"

Steve stood in the middle of the room with his arms folded. He said, "I know the world has changed, I know I'm old, but it shouldn't have changed so much, right?"

"Didn't we get rid of that monster in a few moves? 4,000 dishwashing sponges, did he smash the entire New York restaurant kitchen?"

Listening to the ridiculously high number of casualties from Natasha's mouth, Steve said, "I know Nick is trying to get more funding, but the military is not stupid. Can't they see how much loss there is?"

"It doesn't matter, Captain." Natasha waved her hand and said, "We are victims. We have as many as the victims say."

Before Steve could refute, Coulson rushed in. He dragged Steve to the sofa with a pen and paper, and then began to interview him.

"What's this for? Why are you interviewing me?"

"This way you don't have to write a battle report, Captain Steve."

"Well then..."

"How was the process of defeating this monster? Was it smooth?"

"Ah, although there were some twists and turns, it was generally smooth."

"Can you tell me more about the twists and turns?"

"This monster is quite powerful. At the beginning of the battle, the shield attack did not have a good effect, so I immediately changed the tactics..."

Coulson wrote on the paper: "The red iguana is extremely powerful, far beyond the range that Captain America can estimate. His shield attack on the monster has no effect. The early battle was extremely difficult and almost desperate."

"Of course, it was okay later. Although he is powerful, he has no brains and seems very irritable. Such an opponent is relatively easy to deal with..."

Coulson wrote on the paper again: "The red iguana is extremely irritable. The power of anger makes him even stronger. The captain is almost defeated and the monster always has the upper hand."

"Of course, I have to admit that the explosion of Stark's mecha played a role..."

Coulson continued to write quickly: "Iron Man used his mecha that cost tens of thousands of dollars to perform a heroic and completely unrecoverable self-explosion, which finally made the monster retreat two steps. According to Captain America's oral statement, at least 20 waves of explosions, with 5 mechas surrounding the explosion in each wave, finally made the monster lie down."

After Steve finished speaking, he stared at Coulson and said: "It can make Can I see it?"

Coulson quickly put the notebook away, then he stood up and shook Steve's hand sincerely: "Captain, you are a war hero! Always!"

On the other side, Schiller put down the phone and said: "Thank me, there is still a place in the Presbyterian Hospital, who do you want to live with?"

"Who do you think is most likely to be injured?"

"Then let's go to Stark, after all, he was operating the mecha to self-destruct, and it is normal to be scratched by shrapnel. I will call the dean later and ask him to organize an expert consultation. The reimbursement form for the consultation fee is pending. I'll send it to you later. As for the hospitalization fee..."

Natasha said: "As usual, the best ward, the best care. By the way, do you know any good doctors? Let him accompany you throughout the whole process, and we will pay him by the hour."

"Coincidentally, I know a very good neurosurgeon. Of course, he has only one disadvantage, that is, his fee is relatively expensive. Oh, no, now this should be an advantage..."

In the evening, Coulson came in, followed by Natasha and two other agents, holding a large stack of reports.

Schiller rubbed his hands and said, "Let me see, this should be our result today, how is Nick's side?"

"Director Nick scolded everyone present, and those generals didn't even have a chance to interrupt. He scolded the military from top to bottom, from their unauthorized misappropriation of military funds to the development of dangerous biological weapons, to their disregard for security agreements and private expansion of the arsenal."

"He scolded for at least six hours, and not a word was repeated. His voice was almost engraved on the walls of the congressional meeting room..."

"Then the military didn't say anything back?"

Natasha put one hand on the documents and one hand on her waist and said, "Why do you think Nick doesn't get along with General Robert? That's because only General Robert could talk back in the past. Now he is dead, and the rest of them are wooden stakes from military academies, so they can only be scolded."

Colson shook his head and said, "This time the military is in big trouble. The monster they created privately has caused such a big commotion. Congress can't sit down. Ignoring it, the director took this opportunity to bite off another piece of meat. "

"The lost alien biological experiment also gave him a good excuse. Nick insisted that the military stole the experiment from SHIELD. In fact, the congressmen also had doubts about this. After all, SHIELD's things were just lost, and the military created a monster. These two things are related in any way."

"Then won't they question SHIELD's security measures?"

"Security measures? When did SHIELD have such things?"

"That's just an excuse, right?" Schiller asked: "The symbiote didn't actually run away from you... Wait, did he?"

Natasha shrugged and said: "Then no one knows. All the staff of the Dangerous Biological Containment Department died collectively in December last year, and they died again in March this year when the funds were tight."

Well, Schiller thought, it doesn't matter where Venom came from. He is now looking forward to it. With Stark as the host, what will Venom develop into?

After a while, Nick's voice sounded again in the intercom: "No, the account still can't be balanced. You should think of a way now and get more."

Natasha and Coulson complained together. They thought of all the ways they could think of, even the outrageous reason of spending money to prevent plague because a few rats died on the street.

Schiller rolled up his sleeves and said: "I have a good idea, which can at least balance your account for a year."

Natasha and Coulson both looked at him, and Natasha said: "You may not understand, doctor..."

"In fact, I think you can find a way to grant me the qualification of a legal sanatorium, and then regularly send a group of agents who are crazy due to work pressure to recuperate."

"Convalescence always requires beds and medicines. Of course, since SHIELD agents work so hard to serve the country, the standards of the wards and beds must not be low, and the medicines must be the best."

"Psychological sanatoriums are different from ordinary hospitals. We aim to make patients feel relaxed and peaceful. At least there must be a spa, a gym, a yoga and meditation lounge."

"Of course, this is just the most basic. To achieve better treatment results, there must be a horse farm, a livestock farm, a golf course..."

"Of course, having these facilities is not enough. Many sports must be carried out under the guidance of professionals, such as yoga masters from India, meditation masters from the Himalayas, world equestrian champions, zoologists, naturalists, racing drivers, etc."

"I know, I know, it may cost a little bit, but the agents have shed blood and sweat for the country, and this is what they deserve."

"Of course, the location can't be too far away. I think New York City is a good place. Although such a large piece of land is Although it is indeed expensive, it is convenient. "

"Of course, considering that New York is not very peaceful, the building standards must be based on earthquake resistance of more than 10 levels. The building cannot be designed by ordinary people, but by world-class architectural masters. The engineering team cannot be sloppy. What is the name of the largest construction company in the United States? I think their construction quality should be good."

"The ribbon-cutting ceremony after completion is also indispensable. If a certain master on Capitol Hill is willing to let go, the media can also be invited to let him show his face."

"We are happy to accept all parties to come here to give condolences. You know, these are all real soldiers who have dedicated themselves to the country. If you want to get their support, donations can't be less, right?"

"Of course, if the donation is large, we can also give him a position as honorary dean. You know, I don't mind..."

After Schiller finished speaking, Nick Fury's roar came from the intercom on Coulson's waist: "Colson! Let him appear in my office within ten minutes! ! Immediately! ! Immediately! ! "