Chapter 1085 My Name Is Wang Dachuan
My name is Wang Dachuan, and I am a lucky unlucky guy.
The reason I say this is because these are all facts.
I am lucky to have a good brain. I have been smart since I was a child. The whole village is full of farmers who only know how to farm. I am the only one who studies, and I am not bad at studying.
The villagers envy me, but I am not satisfied at all.
What's the use of studying? Even if I can become an official, I will be a village official as small as a sesame seed. I will die at home after decades and be buried in the ground like other people.
Look up at the sky, those immortals who fly high are my pursuit.
Unfortunately, I have no money and no background, and no immortal will look at me more, so I can only study hard, because only by studying more can the reputation of the exam be high enough. People with high reputation may be selected by the immortals of the court. If the qualifications are suitable, they will teach the immortal method, so that I can live forever like those immortals.
I am lucky because I passed the exam and got the second place.
I am unlucky because it was the Supervisory Department that selected me.
The Supervisory Office is so scary that the village tells ghost stories about it to scare the children. Now I am going to be one of those "ghost messengers". I want to cry when I think that my name may appear in the ghost stories told to children.
Surprisingly, the Supervisory Office is not as scary as the legend says, at least there is no eating human flesh and drinking human blood.
I was lucky enough to become a small clerk, learning the magic while learning to handle cases from the big clerk.
I thought life would continue like this, but it didn't last long. Several ghost messengers came down one after another, and all my colleagues, including the big clerk, lost their heads. Even the big men in the yamen were replaced several times like cutting leeks.
Fortunately, I am lucky. Somehow I can always be favored by the adults above me. Maybe it's because I know how to deal with things. Compared with me, other colleagues are so dull. So everyone else died, and I was promoted from county to prefecture to county, and was brought back to the imperial capital by a senior official who was visiting the imperial city. Then, a few decades ago, I was selected by Mr. Wen and promoted to the Sima of the Supervisory Department.
A Fengyilang became a Sima, and a Sima of the Supervisory Department. To be honest, I wanted to cry and laugh, but I was more grateful to Mr. Wen.
But after I knew what Mr. Wen wanted me to do, all my gratitude disappeared. Because he only had one task for me - to deal with the King of Zhenxi.
Heaven and earth, I am a small Fengyilang with the title of Sima, and he actually asked me to deal with a prince who holds real power, and a prince who fought out of the Taixu Palace with real swords and guns. This is going to kill me!
But Mr. Wen is the sky of the Supervisory Department. I dare not disobey him, and I can't disobey him, so I can only bite the bullet and take this hard job, and at the same time I secretly feel that my good luck should have run out.
As it turns out, my luck is still pretty good.
The King of Zhenxi is a reasonable man, not as iron-blooded as his reputation says. On the contrary, he is very elegant and has the Confucian spirit of a scholar.
As the saying goes, don't hit a smiling person. As long as you can resist the impulse and keep your attitude to the lowest, the King of Zhenxi can only swallow the soft nail. His identity and status do not allow him to do it casually, especially in the imperial capital, under the feet of his brother Emperor Yanling.
After figuring out the way, my life has become much better. While enjoying the resources of Sima as a Fengyilang, I pretend to be a grandson every now and then, and then go to Honglou Yefang to vent. Life is so happy.
Until today, Mr. Wen gave me another blow. It was still the same trick of sweet dates mixed with sticks. First, the imperial edict was passed to promote me to Zhongsan Doctor and confer the title of second-class earl. Then, before I had time to get excited, I was told to come to the Mu family to announce the edict and convey the emperor's oral instructions to me, asking me to "be sure" to express it clearly.
Heaven and earth, I am a small Sima doctor, a second-class earl without a fief, how can I dare to come to the Mu family to announce the decree. The most annoying thing is that Mr. Wen said to avoid misunderstandings and keep a low profile, but he... he actually let me come alone!
I am probably the only one who went alone to announce the decree in Dayan!
Could it be that the old man knew about my random thoughts after the King of Zhenxi left that day?
It is said that he knows some of the Mu family's "Thousands of Machines and Tens of Thousands of Derivations". He can't be so amazing that he can calculate this?
This is going to kill me!
God, my dead parents are the evidence. Even if the old man surnamed Wen dies, I still have several pieces of heaven above me. Unless they are all dead, the power of the Supervisory Department will fall into my hands.
I... I can't even think about it for fun?
When Li Chuyi saw Wang Dachuan, the Sima doctor was thinking about something with a tangled face. He was too reserved to sit down, only resting his butt on the edge of the stool, holding a bright yellow scroll in his hand, deep in thought, and didn't even notice Li Chuyi coming in, with a constipated look on his face.
It wasn't until Li Chuyi walked in and knocked on the table that he came to his senses, and jumped up like a rabbit with its hair blown up. Halfway through, he suddenly realized that it was very rude and quickly lowered his body, and knelt on the ground with a plop.
"Sir, spare me, I was wrong!"
Li Chuyi was stunned.
This guy came to announce the decree, why did he kneel down as soon as he met?
Could it be that my cultivation has improved again, and I have reached the realm of defeating the enemy without fighting?
"Fatty, this monkey is even more cowardly than you!"
The little black man above him didn't give him any face, so Li Chuyi quickly patted him.
"Go, what are you talking about? How are you talking?"
Glancing at Wang Dachuan, the little fat man whispered: "How can you say this in front of others!"
Wang Dachuan vomited blood.
I was so nervous just now that I was obsessed with thinking, but now it’s terrible. I came to announce the decree, but why did I lose face as soon as I came up?
If this spreads out and reaches the ears of Mr. Wen or even Emperor Yanling, then I...
He quickly stood up and patted his clothes calmly, as if nothing had happened. The smooth transition made Li Chuyi and Xiao Erhei stunned.
After smoothing his clothes, Wang Dachuan looked at Li Chuyi with neither condescension nor condescension, and then glanced at Mu Dong behind him with his peripheral vision. His heart trembled, but his tone remained calm and he asked softly: "Dare you ask this young master, do you But Li Chuyi and Li Shaoxia?”
"ah!"
The little fat man nodded, and Xiao Erhei also nodded in confusion.
"Hi!"
Wang Dachuan slapped his thigh suddenly, startling everyone and the dog, and even Mu Dong's face looked a bit wrong.
"I'm just telling you! Who else but the famous Li Chuyi and Li Shaoxia can knock me down just by his domineering aura? It's true that being famous is not as good as meeting him. He's awesome. He's really awesome. I am impressed by him!"
Li Chuyi was dumbfounded by the loud praise, and the waiter's nose was almost full of black mucus.
"Fat man, this guy seems to be calling you a bastard?"
Wang Dachuan hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, what I mean is the hegemony of the hegemon, and there is absolutely no metaphorical meaning. If you don't like to hear it, how about I change the word, domineering?"
Xiao Erhei was speechless.
"Fat man, this guy is more shameless than you!"
This time Li Chuyi didn't hit him because he felt Xiao Erhei was right.
Xiao Erhei didn't transmit the message, so Wang Dachuan naturally heard it. However, he has always been quite flexible and adaptable. When he heard this, he not only did not feel dissatisfied, but gave Xiao Erhei a doting look, as if he was looking at his naughty child. The waiter was so black that his hair stood on end.
"Oh, by the way, I haven't introduced myself yet!"
With a slap on the forehead, Wang Dachuan put on a flattering smile.
"My lower official, Wang Dachuan, is currently serving as Supervisor Sima of the Dayan Dynasty. I am here today to help the emperor with something. I want to pass on an imperial edict to you, young hero. Do you think it is convenient for you now?"
It was Li Chuyi who asked, but it was Mu Dong who was peeking behind Li Chuyi.
The famous Li Shaoxia, he knew Li Chuyi, but he was neither as good as Lei nor as good at hearing. His low profile was all for the Mu family to see. In his mind, Li Chuyi was a dangerous person that the Supervision Department paid more attention to. Somehow, Emperor Yanling knew about it, and then he even handed down an oral order for him to convey it on his behalf, letting Li Chuyi know that Dayan would not move. Not a hair on his head.
This made Li Chuyi a little heavier and a little more mysterious in his heart, but it wasn't enough to make him act so coquettishly. Now that he has given enough face, the old manager of the Mu family should be satisfied based on his expression. Li Chuyi will probably not object. The two of them peacefully announced the imperial edict, and then he can take him back to accept the work. .
It seems that Mr. Wen didn't trick him, but because he was at Mu's house, it was inconvenient for Mr. Wen to come in person, so he sent him here. He was originally worried about how to meet people, but now that the hardest part was over, the rest was easy.
Having prepared his next words, Wang Dachuan looked at Li Chuyi with a smile.
Li Chuyi also looked back at him with a smile, nodded and said with a smile: "Oh, that's it, haha, no time."
After saying that, he turned around and left. Wang Dachuan was dumbfounded.
Do not have time?
Is this a rejection?
If you refuse, just refuse. Why are you nodding!
No, this is...this is anti-death, this is it!
He was about to get angry, but Mu Dong's eyes swept over him as if nothing. Wang Dachuan felt cold all over. He quickly suppressed his anger and put on a wry smile to stop him.
"Young hero, young hero, please don't leave, let's..."
"Haha~~!"
Before Wang Dachuan could stop him, Li Chuyi turned around and winked mischievously.
"It's just a joke. Mr. Wang doesn't really believe it, does he?"
To be honest, Wang Dachuan really wanted to strangle him to death.
After all, he is also a Sima doctor of the Supervision Department, with the title of second-class earl, and this boy actually... actually played with him!
"Okay, don't be angry. I only made fun of you because I think you have good connections. Mr. Wang won't be really angry, right?"
Of course Wang Dachuan was angry, but he just couldn't let it happen. Hearing this, he spent his whole life practicing and shook his head "sincerely": "No, no, of course not! The young hero is funny, relying on his talent but not arrogant, so approachable and approachable. It’s too late to be happy, how can you feel guilty, young hero, don’t think too much!”
"I knew you wouldn't be angry."
Li Chuyi smiled and patted his shoulder, which made him want to die.
"Young hero, look at this imperial edict, can we read it out?"
Wang Dachuan asked tentatively, laughing wildly with malice in his heart.
Let you be so arrogant, you will have to kneel in front of me when the imperial edict is read!
Li Chuyi didn't answer, but Mu Dong behind him spoke first and said respectfully: "Young Master, we don't have to listen to the imperial edict."
"How can an imperial edict...can...eh?"
Young Master?
Mr. Mu calls him young master? !
Wang Dachuan suddenly remembered some rumors he heard earlier today, which seemed to say that Mu Fangli, the old head of the Mu family, was going to recognize his long-lost grandson.
And the boss in front of him, Guan Mudong, called the fat man "young master"...
No matter how good his concentration was, Wang Dachuan couldn't hold it any longer. He looked straight at the smiling Li Chuyi. In his mind, he remembered the meaningful look in Mr. Wen's eyes when he told him, and repeatedly told him not to lose his temper. Got etiquette.
He originally thought that Mr. Wen's advice was referring to the Mu family, but now that he thought about it, Mr. Wen was referring to Li Chuyi!
In a daze, Li Chuyi seemed to have said something to him. He quickly regained his consciousness and listened carefully. As a result, he suddenly broke out in a cold sweat and regretted that he had not passed out just now.
"Let's put aside the imperial edict for now. I want to ask Mr. Wang something, and I hope you can tell me directly. I want to ask if Yu Yao from Taixu Palace is in the dark cell of your Supervision Department. Yu Hao... Oh, that bastard is now named Yuwen Taihao. Is that bastard going to the Supervision Department several times with the goal of Yu Yao who is in the dark cell? Mr. Wang, you and I are both upright people, and we know how to tell lies. Damn it, don’t tell me that you don’t know who Yu Yao is? Haha~~”
Li Chuyi's smiling face seemed to turn into the maw of a wild beast, glaring ferociously at him. In Wang Dachuan's heart, it was as if there were thousands of grass and mud horses running past.
Old guy named Wen, are you really trying to trick me? !
"Master Wang, Master Wang?"
Li Chuyi called several times before Wang Dachuan came back to his senses. His legs were weak and he almost couldn't stand. He took a few steps back and leaned against the table before he stabilized his body.
Just as he was about to take a breath, the little fat man came forward again with a concerned look on his face.
"Mr. Wang, are you so dizzy because you haven't eaten? It doesn't matter, I'll ask someone to prepare it right away, and we'll chat while we eat. We have plenty of time, and I'm not in a hurry at all! Grandpa Dong, I'm sorry to bother you."
"Young master, if you tell me where to go, I will really upset this old slave. Young master, wait a moment, I will prepare someone right now."
After saying that, he turned to leave, and Wang Dachuan suddenly became anxious.
"Wait!"
Mu Dong turned around suddenly, a cold light flashed out of his seemingly turbid old eyes, and he gave a polite and questioning look.
How could Wang Dachuan miss it? He trembled in his heart and hurriedly explained: "Um... I'm not hungry, I have something wrong with my practice. Well, there is something wrong with my practice and my meridians are not smooth, so I occasionally have Dizzy. Mr. Li, Mr. Li, I’m sorry for bothering you!”
"That's it." The little fat man nodded, "It's easy to handle. Just ask Grandpa Dong to straighten out your meridians. With Grandpa Dong's cultivation level, there will definitely be no problem!"
"No, there's really no need! I can handle it myself, so I really don't need to worry about it, Mr. Dong!"
Wang Dachuan sweated violently. If Mu Dong took action, he would not straighten out the meridians, and his life would probably be lost!
Seeing that Li Chuyi was still causing trouble, Wang Dachuan didn't dare to delay, his mind was racing and he hurriedly spoke first.
"This... Mr. Li, you see, the lower official is just an errand boy for the emperor. You can let go of the imperial edict, but the lower official cannot, otherwise your life will be lost. How about you do a good job and let the lower official handle it first?" After reading the imperial edict, we can talk about other things after the emperor's errands are completed, do you think so?"
Having made up his mind, after reading the imperial edict and paraphrasing Emperor Yanling's oral instructions, he quickly found any reason to leave. He didn't want to stay here any longer.
"That's it... ok, who showed me that you have a good eye for me? I can't make it difficult for you, so I'll just do as you say."
Li Chuyi's hesitation made his heart clench fiercely. Fortunately, he finally nodded, and Wang Dachuan finally let go.
Standing in front of him holding the holy edict in both hands, Wang Dachuan waited for Li Chuyi to kneel down. As a result, after waiting for a long time, the two of them stared at each other, and Wang Dachuan burst into tears.
This kid has no intention of kneeling at all!
Taking a peek at Mu Dong, he didn't dare to let Li Chuyi kneel down. His eyelids drooped and he thought he had knelt down. He opened the imperial edict and spoke loudly.
"By God's blessing, Emperor Yan issued an edict to declare Prince Li Chuyi..."
After reading only the first sentence, Wang Dachuan almost lost his true energy and went crazy.
Isn't this grandson Mu Fangli's grandson?
Why did he become a prince again? !
He...is not Mu Xueqing's son, he is...
His mother is Mu Xueling!
The uncrowned queen of Dayan! ! !
He's not dead? !
My name is Wang Dachuan, I am not a lucky guy, I am a lucky guy!
Unlucky guy! ! !