Everyone Knows I’m a Good Man

I Am a Giant Baby, the Country Supports Me (8)

The competition venue, both on and off the stage, was shocked and speechless.

In the silence and dust - under the corpse in the small room, only Ji Changze was still trying hard to introduce the other functions of 301.

"301 not only has the function of protecting the owner, it also has the function of dealing with the aftermath."

As he spoke, Ji Changze calmly took out the mask he had prepared for him and put it on his face. After the mask was put on, he stretched out his hand and grabbed a handful of dust, and specially showed it to The audience below watches.

The voice was light and very calm:

"Pollution is serious nowadays. Even our robot competition held indoors will have so much dust pollution."

The audience below: "..."

Do you have selective amnesia? ? ?

Isn’t this dust all because that house was bombarded by your robot? ! !

Ji Changze didn't even look at the question marks on the audience's faces and continued to popularize science:

"A large amount of dust will have an impact on the human body. Inhaling a large amount of dust containing free silica can easily cause nodular fibrosis of the lungs, but if you have 301, the situation is very different."

As he spoke, he said to the robot next to him, "301, turn on the filtering function."

The robot nodded, stepped forward step by step, and opened its mouth wide under the horrified gaze of the audience.

It looks like an ordinary human male. In order to express its identity as a robot, it has no hair, so the iron skull is exposed.

Other than that, he looks completely human.

But open your mouth...

The audience in the audience looked at his big mouth, which was as big as half his head when it was opened, with confused expressions on their faces.

There were even sounds of children being frightened and crying when their parents brought them to watch the game.

Then, in front of everyone, 301 made a sound like a vacuum cleaner from his mouth.

Everyone: "..."

They stared blankly at the robot with its mouth wide open and its head raised. It made a vacuum cleaner sound in its mouth and sucked in the air while walking around and changing postures.

Ji Changze also explained very considerately: "The design of 301 is not rigid. It can perfectly purify the air around the owner."

In order to suck up all the dust in 360 degrees without any blind spots, 301 has various postures.

Squatting - mouth wide open.

Stand up straight and raise your head - open your mouth.

Lean forward - open your mouth.

Get down on the ground - open your mouth.

Etc., etc.

Think about it, a group of people stood silently in the audience, watching a robot open its mouth as big as half of its head, using its own mouth to do things that you can only imagine and cannot do. Suction dust from the air.

A group of people: "..."

Cheng Yueyang: "...Qinghui, this is what you asked Nagasawa to do??"

Zheng Qinghui was also confused.

It took him a while to find some ability to make sounds: "I, I just asked Nagasawa to add some home functions to 301, such as sweeping and mopping the floor."

Zhang Zejun: "...Did you say anything else?"

Zheng Qinghui covered his face: "I once said that it would be nice if the air could be purified by the way, but I really said it casually, you believe me, it's true!!"

As expected, the 301 on the stage has a powerful purification function. Within five minutes, through its efforts in various positions, the dust on the stage that was originally caused by the bombing of the small room was completely gone.

Ji Changze then took off his mask, showed a smile, reached out and grabbed it in the air again, and then spread it out for everyone to see:

"Look, there's no more."

Very convincing - what a ghost!

Isn't the point of this guy coming to a competition, only to have his robot bomb a whole room? ! !

The host has no idea what to do.

And Ji Changze continued: "At the same time, 301's home function is also very powerful. Just like it can purify the surrounding air, 301 can also be used as a vacuum cleaner, and it will independently plan its route to ensure that no corner is missed. ”

Zheng Qinghui breathed a sigh of relief.

He quickly said to the roommates and Qi Yishu around him: "This is what I asked him to do. Those before were really not me."

Qi Yishu clutched the light stick in confusion; "You...you asked Nagaze to do this??"

Zheng Qinghui: "???"

Isn't it just a vacuum cleaner? ?

He turned his head and looked at the scene on the stage in confusion.

On the stage, 301 was lying on the ground, twisting and moving like a bug, with its mouth wide open, sucking on the ground while twisting steadily.

After all, he was not a human being. He was crawling and twisting forward at a speed that was not slow. In such a short time, he had already sprinted around the stage twice.

If you want to describe it.

Probably a bulldozer.

Audiences:"……"

Zheng Qinghui: "..."

He met the strange gazes of the three people.

"No, no, that's not what I meant when I mentioned it to Nagasawa. I just wanted to get an ordinary vacuum cleaner! Really!! Really!!!"

The host has come to his senses. Although he is not sure whether they should continue in this situation, as a professional host, he still chooses to save the situation.

Of course, before rescuing the situation, he quietly moved away from 301, who was moving on the ground to push the earth... no, vacuum.

"Wow... that's really amazing. That is, this classmate, the robot, no, isn't 301's force a bit high? This seems a bit incomplete."

Ji Changze nodded:

"I have also thought about this issue. Indeed, 301's weapons may have some lethality, but there is no need to worry at all, because we have also made other protective functions for him."

The host breathed a sigh of relief.

It's good to have a protective function, it's good to have one.

He said it.

After all, he is a student from a well-known university, how could he not know to take good protection.

Zheng Qinghui below also breathed a sigh of relief.

"See, Changze still has a sense of propriety."

The host smiled on his face, and he was not so evasive towards the bulldozer 301 that came to his side:

"So what is the protective function?"

Is it a protective mechanism that will not harm humans?

It is probably this.

Otherwise, the function of protecting the owner's property is a threat to social security.

He was full of confidence.

Ji Changze showed him the spatula in his hand:

"Protection mechanism for damage to the owner's property."

The host's smile froze. He stared at the spatula in front of him, and heard Ji Changze's faint voice in his ears: "301 destroyed the whole house, but the owner's property, that is, this spatula, is still intact."

Host: "..."

Yes, you also know that it destroyed a house.

Ji Changze's cold face finally showed a little satisfaction.

He took out a wet tissue from his pocket and wiped the dusty spatula:

"Look, after wiping it clean, it is still as bright as before. Look at the spatula handle, there is no small crack. 301 will make various calculations before taking action, choose the right angle, and then take action, so that the owner's property can be returned intact."

He touched the spatula and smiled:

"The reason why the weapon function of 301 is to blast the opponent to ashes is to protect the owner's property to the greatest extent. After all, in most cases, even the dust will not cause any damage to the owner's property."

"With 301, when you are robbed, you can order it to take action. In this way, not only can your property be returned intact, but the robber can also surrender."

Host: "..."

Audience below: "..."

Is that surrendering? ! !

That's ashes all over the sky! !

Oh, no.

The ashes may not be left.

After all, 301 also has a function of [purifying air].

It can be said that it is a sha're:n destroying corpses and erasing traces. It is guaranteed that no loopholes can be found.

After Ji Changze finished his introduction, he bowed to the audience in a serious manner according to what his roommates had taught him before:

"Our 301 has been introduced. It is a joint work of my roommates and me. This robot will be exhibited in the public area later. We will explain it online. Finally, thank Qinghui for proposing various functional designs. If it were not for him, our robot would not be so perfect."

Zheng Qinghui: "..."

He met the three people's strange eyes again.

Zheng Qinghui covered his face.

Why is he always the one who takes the blame? !

Cheng Yueyang also covered his face and whispered to Zheng Qinghui: "What did you tell Changze when you asked him to do this function?"

"I..."

Zheng Qinghui thought of what he had said before.

Attack power...the higher the better.

He covered his face again.

Well, he really has to take the blame for this.

Zhang Zejun was quite optimistic:

"It's okay. Although there is a small mistake, our 301 is amazing, isn't it? At worst, we can just stop making weapons in the future."

After saying that, he saw Qi Yishu still staring at the stage blankly, and thought that the girl was scared because she was timid, so he quickly comforted her:

"Yishu, are you okay? Don't be afraid, Changze said that this function can only be used once."

Qi Yishu was reminded by his words, and came back to his senses, and began to wave the fluorescent stick in his hand with bright eyes:

"Ahhhh Changze, you are awesome!!!"

Most of the students are young and fearless, and most of the boys are very interested in weapons. Before, they were frightened by the great lethality of 301. Now that Qi Yishu shouted, 301 stood up quietly and didn't move anymore. They were not afraid, and they whistled and cheered.

"Brother, you are awesome!!"

"66666!"

Even if there was a little episode in the middle of the demonstration of 301.

But after watching this demonstration, everyone felt that the first place must go to 301.

This is not to mention a competition between students.

Even if it is put in the whole country, 301 can also take the lead.

According to the rules of the competition, the jury voted to select the top three in three days, and the students took their robots back to school.

Zheng Qinghui took out his mobile phone as soon as he got home, and sure enough, he saw that there was already a hot post in the school forum.

[Our school students participated in the robot making competition and shocked the audience! ! ]

"Hahahahaha!! We are popular in the school forum! Popular!!"

He was so happy that Cheng Yueyang took out his phone: "Fuck! Don't just look at the forum, look at Weibo, we are all on the hot search."

Zhang Zejun also opened his phone to see: "The comments are all saying that our robot is awesome, hehehe."

The three of them are still students. Seeing that their robots are praised so much, how could they not be happy? They immediately sat at their desks and read the comments.

Ji Changze sat quietly in his chair and sent a message to Qi Yishu.

Zheng Qinghui was very happy and raised his head happily: "Our robot is so popular, there will definitely be people who will buy it."

Zhang Zejun nodded: "Yes, the price will be very high."

Cheng Yueyang was so excited: "Then should we wait for buyers to come now?"

Zheng Qinghui was full of confidence:

"Wait, there will definitely be buyers. Looking at the world, we are also very outstanding. Maybe someone will want to steal it. Isn't that how it is played in TV dramas?"

Zhang Zejun was helpless: "You should watch less TV dramas. We haven't asked you about the sha're:n corpse destruction function. Why did you let Changze add this? Do you know how dangerous it is?"

"I just said it casually. How do I know that Changze really has this ability? Oh, let's not worry about such a small matter. Anyway, if someone buys it in the future, we can just uninstall this function. I think the air purification function is pretty good. Now the haze is so serious."

Cheng Yueyang and Zhang Zejun didn't believe him much.

They looked at Zheng Qinghui suspiciously: "We were with Changze during the transformation. Don't tell him nonsense. Look how big the fuss is this time."

Zheng Qinghui waved his hand and said indifferently: "Isn't this good? If it wasn't a big fuss, we wouldn't be angry. Besides, it wasn't a big fuss. The police didn't come."

- Bang bang.

There was a knock on the door outside.

Zheng Qinghui smiled and stood up: "I'll open it, I'll open it."

He opened the door and his expression froze.

Zheng Qinghui looked at the row of people wearing explosion-proof clothing outside in a daze. Behind them, there was another row of people holding... Is that a gun? ? Is it a gun? ?

Seeing him open the door, the head of the tightly covered person took out his ID and showed it to him.

"Hello, Ministry of State, please cooperate."

Zheng Qinghui: "..."

Cheng Yueyang saw that he opened the door and there was no movement. He looked up strangely: "Qinghui, who is it?"

Zheng Qinghui: "Probably... the police, the police... right...",,

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