Chapter 50 Laba

December.

Cold wind, light snow, late at night.

Two figures supported each other, with the faint moonlight and the heavy snow on the ground, one foot deep and one foot shallow, walking hard on this mountain, making a "creaking" sound.

"Brother, I really can't walk anymore!" A figure sat slumped in the snow, breathing heavily.

She was about eighteen or nineteen years old, and her hair was wet with sweat, making her hair stick to her face, but she still had a kind of beauty of lotus emerging from the water. In addition, she was wearing a purple robe and a short knife hanging on her waist, which made her quite delicate.

"Junior sister Su, hold on! If you don't leave, the demon monk Wujing will catch up!" The other person was a tall, handsome young man named Li Yiyan. He was wearing a gray-black robe, carrying luggage on his back, and leaning on a long knife in his hand. He was also very tired, but he gritted his teeth and insisted.

"No! No! I walked for a day and a night! It's really..." Su Yeye, who was called Su's apprentice sister, took a breath and swallowed her saliva and continued: "...I can't walk anymore!"

The two of them were just seeing the true cultivation level, and had just cultivated the true qi. They returned to their hometown in Jinyang City from Yingyin City. They never thought that they would stay in a temple, but they were spotted by a demon monk of the Jianse Sect.

In the cold winter, the demon monk was bored in the temple. Seeing that the two were both handsome men and beautiful women, he immediately became lustful. He opened his mouth to take the two of them in, love them well, and comprehend the supreme magic of the Jianse Sect!

The two came from the "Daolongmen" sect of Yingyin City, and they were also famous families in Jinyang City. How could they accept it?

They started fighting as soon as they disagreed.

Although the demon monk was seeing the true cultivation level, he had a deep cultivation level and was born with supernatural power. With a sword and a Zen stick, he beat the two of them and made them flee in panic.

"But if that evil monk catches up with me, I will lose my virginity to him! Junior sister, do you really want to suffer this humiliation?" Li Yiyan said to Su Yeye.

"I... can't really walk. I can only..." Su Yeye said with tears in her eyes. She walked for a day and a night, and ate a few mouthfuls of snow. At this time, she was really tired and hungry, and her physical strength was almost exhausted.

"But I don't want to suffer this humiliation!" Li Yiyan gritted his teeth and said, "Come on, Junior sister Su. I'll carry you!"

The evil bald donkey of the Jianse Sect is notorious for both men and women, just like the women of the Tiannv Sect.

"Senior brother..." Su Yeye was so moved that she didn't know what to say.

Senior brother could obviously abandon her, but he still carried her on his back.

Li Yiyan hung the package on his chest, carried Su Yeye on his back, and staggered towards the light in the distance with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

"Junior Sister Ye! If the evil monk catches up with us! I will kill you first and then commit suicide! Daolongmen will not tolerate this humiliation!"

"...Okay, listen to Senior Brother!"

He didn't know where the bright light was, nor did he know if there was anyone there who could save them.

But he was unwilling to sit and wait for death and accept his fate. Even if he did something, it would be better than doing nothing.

On the hill not far behind them, a big monk wearing a gray-brown monk's robe and a sword on his back stared at them. The monk was Wujing, with a lustful face, and followed them patiently. Just wait until the two of them are exhausted, and then they will be exhausted, so he can love them at will?

Donor! What you see is emptiness, and emptiness is color. What's the difference between a man's appearance and a woman's appearance!

Let me teach the two donors the Dharma and welcome them to enjoy bliss!

Thinking of this, Wujing whispered "Namo Colorless Bliss Buddha" and slowly followed the two people's pace.

Carrying a person on his back did put a lot of pressure on Li Yiyan. But for the sake of his chrysanthemum, Li Yiyan still broke out his limit potential, allowing him to walk towards the light on the mountain little by little.

People, if you don't push yourself, you will never know how strong you are!

The closer you get to the light, the more you smell the fragrance of porridge, as well as the fragrance of other foods such as red dates, peanuts, and lotus seeds.

"Brother, what a fragrant Laba porridge!" Su Yeye said on Li Yiyan's back.

It turns out that today is Laba!

"Brother, put me down! Let's walk over quickly and ask for a bowl of Laba porridge!" Su Yeye rested for a while, thinking of the taste of Laba porridge, he felt energetic again.

"Okay! I still have silver on me! I hope that the demon monk won't chase us too closely, let us have a full meal, rest and then fight him!" Li Yiyan said.

The light in the mountains is naturally the small temple of Shi Feizhe and Chong Jiuyuan.

At this time, Shi Feizhe was sitting in the main hall in the middle, holding Laba porridge and boasting, telling the story of "Xia Ke Xing" to the old man Chong Jiuyuan.

"The Laba porridge on the Xia Ke Island is made of the heart-breaking poisonous grass and 108 kinds of herbs. Therefore, it is not only non-toxic, but also can increase the power. When my cousin Shi Potian saw that no one was drinking it, he..."

"That's bullshit!" said the old man Chong Jiuyuan sitting opposite him. He was still the same, almost unchanged from when Shi Feizhe saw him two years ago.

He didn't look like he was going to die at all.

"Poison is poison. Even if it is boiled with other herbs, it will not become a tonic! This "My Cousin's Adventure" is not as good as the previous "Three Idiots". "The old man took a sip of Laba porridge and said:

"Although the "Northern Divine Art" is made up, it has a sense of stupidity and cuteness of not knowing martial arts."

After spending a long time with Shi Feizhe, the old man also learned the word stupidity and cuteness. In his words, true qi is the transformation of "blood, qi and spirit". Everyone's true qi carries the imprint of personal will, so how can you absorb others' true qi casually.

Unless the person's own practice is wrong!

If you absorb other people's true qi casually, aren't you afraid of becoming a fool? Aren't you afraid of being raped by other people's true qi?

"Old man, these are just bragging and chatting, don't take it seriously! You won't be like some people who think that if they don't like something, they will write hundreds of words to start arguing!" Shi Feizhe said while drinking Laba porridge.

Hmm... Last year's Laba porridge was burnt, but this year's is not bad.

"Then you have to listen and watch it, and make it conform to common sense!" The old man sneered and said, "You can't think that the world is like this, and you are like this! That's too nonsense."

"Then will you still listen to "The Adventures of My Cousin"?" Shi Feizhe was speechless to this argumentative old man.

For more than two years, this old man really refuted everything.

What Chongjiu Yuan, why not just call it Chongjiu Gang!

"Listen! Of course I have to listen!" said the old man.

At his age, he can grow flowers, plants and vegetables safely, and he is already very satisfied to listen to Shi Feizhe's nonsense.

Although many of them do not conform to his common sense, it is quite interesting to listen to them as a street story.

"My cousin looked at the green Laba porridge, drank a bowl, smacked his lips, and thought it tasted good. It was sweet and delicious, and it also tasted like grass, much better than big fish and meat. He drank another bowl in front of everyone."

"He drank bowl after bowl, I don't know how many bowls he drank, but he just felt full. Then he said, it would be nice if there were some pickles." Shi Feizhe made up his mind according to the plot in his memory.

"How can you eat pickles with Laba porridge! You are talking nonsense again!" said the old man.

"The world is so big, how do you know that Laba porridge is not eaten with pickles! You may not know that in some places, tofu pudding is eaten sweet!"

"How can tofu pudding be eaten without sweetness?"

"I..." Shi Feizhe was about to say something, and there was a knock on the door.

Shi Feizhe: The adventure story of my cousin was told by my cousin himself.