Chapter 56 (Chapter 56 (Two in One)...)
In the end, Song Yao and Zhao Xiaodong didn't pretend for too long.
When a pickpocket is caught, he will naturally run away due to the severe pain.
Yuan Jiang was not a vegetarian, and he restrained the person in a few moments, so the staff came over and thanked him a lot.
"Thank you. This man is a habitual thief. Taking advantage of the large number of people on the train, he hid in the crowd when he was discovered. Otherwise, he pretended to be innocent. This time he was finally arrested by the Public Security Bureau."
How could the two children miss this moment of praise.
So without pretending to sleep for a while, they all opened their eyes through a small crack and peeked over.
The adults were naturally dumbfounded.
If you want to say they did it wrong, they did catch the thief.
To say that they did something right, people are always caught by thieves when they are stealing. It was better for them to deliberately lure thieves here.
In the end, Teacher He said with a fierce face: "A gentleman never stands under a dangerous wall. I just taught you this sentence. Are you forgetting it now?"
Teacher He rarely spoke to them so harshly, and Song Yao was a little scared.
However, the child still muttered an explanation:
"We are not fools. It's because brother Yuan Jiang is so powerful that we dare to set a trap for the thief."
"Yes, yes." Zhao Xiaodong nodded vigorously: "We just put the biting spider in the schoolbag. If the thief hadn't had bad intentions and put his hand in first, he would definitely not have been bitten."
What they said actually makes some sense.
But this is not the way to educate children.
Teacher He still had a straight face: "When you go out, you dare to mess with bad people without understanding anything. You think you don't have to worry when Teacher Yuan is here, right?
What if these thieves are organized? Where do they have dozens of accomplices? "
Father Song was beside him and said:
"Yes, all thieves like this have accomplices. Comrade Yuan Jiang can fight ten, but he can't fight fifty."
Yuan Jiang, who couldn't beat ten with one, said: "..."
Song Yao and Zhao Xiaodong obviously didn't expect that thieves could have a gang. They were somewhat confident at first, but now they were weakening.
Seeing that they listened, Teacher He continued:
"A good person will get angry if he is offended, let alone a thief. Your trick is so obvious that the thief can see it at a glance."
"We think he is a bad guy who deserves to be caught, but in his eyes, he has no grievances and no grudges. We deliberately set a trap to catch him. Do you think he will hold a grudge against you?
For those of us who are out and about, it doesn’t matter if we keep a low profile, but you still rush to offend bad people, and you are still this clumsy, and you can be offended at a glance. "
Song Yao lowered his head with a guilty conscience: "We were wrong."
Seeing that he sincerely admitted his mistake, Teacher He added:
"Teacher Yuan does seem to be very good at playing, but this also means that our trump card is directly exposed.
If this thief really wants to deal with us, he only needs to estimate the number of people who can beat the original teacher. You haven't thought about this, have you? "
Song Yao and Zhao Xiaodong's heads dropped lower and lower after being talked about.
Only then did they realize that what they thought was a seamless plan actually had so many omissions in the eyes of adults.
The two children apologized softly: "I'm sorry, we won't do it next time."
Seeing that they were all wilted, Teacher He thought for a while and concluded: "It's not that you did something wrong in catching the thief, it's just that it wasn't good enough."
The two children, who were feeling guilty and regretful, immediately raised their heads to look at the teacher.
Teacher He: "Teaching you that gentlemen should not stand behind dangerous walls is not to make you timid and afraid of getting into trouble. It is to teach you to think more before doing something and make sure it is safe before doing it."
"You are right to want to catch the thief, but ask yourself, is it because you don't like thieves stealing things this time, or is it because you just want to test the power of that spider?"
The expressions on Song Yao and Zhao Xiaodong's faces showed a guilty conscience visible to the naked eye.
Obviously, they are the second type.
Song Yao was the first to admit his mistake: "I'm sorry, we shouldn't catch the thief just because we want to have fun."
Zhao Xiaodong also apologized: "We should be more discreet."
"Yes, we should make sure we have enough cards before we catch the thief."
After Song Yao finished speaking, he thought for a while and added:
"Now that I think about it, this plan to catch the thief was too clumsy."
Teacher He nodded with satisfaction and began to assign homework:
"You can each write an 800-word essay on this matter. You can also write in the essay how to catch the thief without harming yourself."
"Also, if there is a gang of thieves, how should you deal with it? Should you simply put him down through a trap, or should you go to the police comrades for help? Or should you set the trap and call the police comrades at the same time?"
Father Song and Yuan Jiang who were watching: "..."
They really don't know why the situation has developed directly into writing an essay to improve the process of catching the thief.
Song Yao and Zhao Xiaodong immediately nodded obediently and took their small schoolbags skillfully.
I took out a pen and paper from it, leaned down on the table in the middle and started writing seriously.
Song Yao obviously had the draft ready in one go and started writing it quickly.
Zhao Xiaodong seemed to be unable to figure out what to write at the moment, so he leaned over and tried to take a peek.
Song Yao generously let him see.
Teacher He coughed slightly, Zhao Xiaodong immediately sat up straight, and Song Yao quickly put his hand back.
The two children wrote furiously, with a look of "we are so serious".
Seeing that they were finally quiet, Teacher He breathed a sigh of relief and picked up a piece of pancake to eat.
After taking a bite, she suddenly realized something was wrong. When she looked up, Song's father and Yuan Jiang were looking at her.
She was stunned: "Do you want to eat pancakes?"
Song's father Yuan Jiang: "..."
Song's father: "Little Teacher He, if you want to catch a thief, what would you do?"
Teacher He thought for a while: "For me, I would still choose to find a police comrade."
After all, she is not very good at fighting.
"But the public security comrades are here, it's a waste to catch only one thief. I should catch one thief first, then expose that I did it on purpose, anger those thieves, and then lead them to block me."
"With the public security comrades here, I don't have to worry too much about safety."
She smiled at the two people embarrassedly:
"I am a young woman, rats and flies are usually from the same family, maybe those thieves can attract human traffickers, and if I'm lucky, I can catch them all at once."
Song's father first looked at the two well-behaved children, then looked at Teacher He, and sat up straight silently.
He felt that his mother was worried that girls who were too weak were not easy to mess with.
No wonder Song Yao and Zhao Xiaodong were so well-behaved in front of Teacher He.
Just say it.
Scholars are really not easy to mess with.
Even Yuan Jiangdu, who was already straight, unconsciously straightened a little when Teacher He looked over.
Song Yao and Zhao Xiaodong didn't react much.
Although it was an extra homework, because the topic was of interest to the two children, they wrote it very seriously.
Song Yao's little head was full of new ideas.
After deleting and revising, 800 words were still not enough.
When they finished writing, the scenery outside had turned into fields.
After handing in their homework, the two children leaned against the window and looked at the scenery outside with wide eyes.
"Wow! It's so beautiful."
"It turns out that there are fields that can grow like this, oh! Is that a sheep?"
Song Yao looked at a large group of sheep passing by, reluctantly looking back for a long time, and then asked his father sitting opposite:
"Dad, can we raise a few sheep at home?"
Song's father knew what the child was thinking without asking, and directly refused:
"Don't think about it, it's impossible for our family to raise sheep just to eat a bowl of mutton soup."
Song Yao said pitifully: "We can't just eat one bowl, we can eat several bowls."
Song's father was ruthless Rejection: "Even ten bowls is not enough. Do you know how expensive a lamb is? You have to take it to find grass every day. If you are not careful, it can die. In our mountain, if you don't watch it carefully, it can fall down and die. How can we have the time to watch the sheep?"
Song Yao did not give up: "I can watch it, Dad, Dad, Dad, please."
Song's father asked: "Do you have time?"
Song Yao: "..."
The child wanted to say that he had time, but thinking about how busy he was every day and didn't even have time to play with spinning tops, he could only shut up pitifully.
Yuan Jiang next to him lowered his eyes and looked like he was thinking.
Song's father was almost familiar with him. When he saw him like this, he immediately spoke:
"Comrade Yuan Jiang, don't want to raise a lamb just because the youngest child asked for a few words. This stinky boy wants everything he sees. Last month, he wanted to raise a pig at home to eat pork. If you start this, he will definitely never stop."
He was really afraid of Yuan Jiang.
Grandpa Song and Grandma Song still had a filter for Yuan Jiang, but Song's father saw it clearly.
Comrade Yuan Jiang looks colder than anyone else, and has better skills than anyone else.
He spoils his children more than anyone else, which is totally inconsistent with his cold and hard appearance.
"The little one is very naughty. If you give him sheep, he will want to eat cows next time. You must not be soft-hearted."
After being told, Song Yao snorted unhappily:
"I am not!"
Then a cow passed by the window, and he lay on the window with bright eyes and "wow" with Zhao Xiaodong.
Although he failed to raise sheep, Song Yao was still very happy.
He happily watched the cows and sheep, the clouds in the sky, and then he snorted and secretly glared at his father.
It's just that he doesn't have time to watch sheep.
When he becomes powerful in the future, he must make a machine specifically for watching sheep.
Oh, by the way, the biting spider may also be able to watch sheep.
Thinking of this, Song Yao suddenly became energetic.
The staff just returned the big spider to them, and Song Yao could see that the sister was still very afraid of their big spider.
Because when she came to return it, her face was full of fear, and she came all the way with two fingers pinching a spider leg. When Brother Yuan Jiang took it, she was relieved visibly.
Song Yao happily shared with Zhao Xiaodong: "Our spider is finally scary enough!"
Zhao Xiaodong was also very happy: "It seems that we were right to make its eyes so big!"
Hearing this, Yuan Jiang looked at the big eyes of the spider:...
Its spider face, which should have been scary, was made like this by two children because its eyes were too big O-O.
Yuan Jiang didn't think it was scary at all.
He thought the staff had that reaction because they were afraid that the spider would bite her.
Song Yao didn't think of this at all.
He happily held the spider toy and carefully fiddled with its legs.
This is a toy different from other spiders, because among all the toys, only this one has been to the factory and only uses wires.
Song Yao and Zhao Xiaodong also spent a lot of money to buy batteries.
However, what made them dissatisfied was that the battery was too big, so they couldn't add more things inside the spider, and they could only open and close their mouths.
They spent so much money to ask the factory manager to buy batteries, and Song Yao has been eager to try it recently to see how batteries are made.
However, because they are currently away from home, they are afraid that it will be difficult to buy the next one if they lose this battery, so the child reluctantly gave up this idea.
He settled for the next best thing and muttered to Zhao Xiaodong:
"Let's rearrange the structure here. Look how well we made this leg. It's a pity not to use it."
Zhao Xiaodong was still relatively sober:
"How can we rearrange it? The battery alone has taken up all the space inside. We can't do anything now."
Song Yao pointed out: "There's not enough space. Can't we just expand the space?"
Zhao Xiaodong thought it made sense and immediately started to take out his schoolbag:
"I brought these materials. What about you?"
Song Yao also poured out the things in his small schoolbag:
"It seems that even if we add them together, we can't make a suitable one."
Now they are on the train. Dad said that this train will take a long time to get there.
The child was distressed for a while, then waved his little hand and said confidently:
"It doesn't matter. Anyway, we are just trying it out. It's okay as long as the space is bigger!"
Zhao Xiaodong also felt that the appearance of the spider was not important.
At worst, they would go buy some materials to make up for it after getting off the train.
The two children were busy again.
Yuan Jiang watched them hammering away and breathed a sigh of relief.
According to his understanding of Song Yao and Zhao Xiaodong, once they start to do "real work", they will not stop for at least one or two hours.
Indeed, the two children fiddled for a while, rested for a while, rested for a while, fiddled for a while, until it was dark outside, they quietly fell asleep in the seats vacated by the adults.
When the two fell asleep, the three adults breathed a sigh of relief.
Song's father whispered: "Finally they fell asleep, they are too hard, I'm really afraid that these two will do something again."
Teacher He agreed.
Yuan Jiang: "You can get off tomorrow."
Song's father: "What if the thieves' accomplices really come to our door? Comrade Yuan Jiang, although you can beat ten people alone, it will be difficult if they have more people."
Yuan Jiang, who can't beat ten people alone: "... I have a gun."
Song's father really forgot about this.
His eyes lit up: "Can I see that gun?"
Not only him, but also Teacher He was very curious: "I want to see it too."
Yuan Jiang refused coldly: "I can't take it out unless it's necessary."
The two could only regretfully give up the idea of looking at the gun.
Song's father sighed: "I don't know when we can arrive tomorrow. It's too stuffy to stay on this train."
Teacher He: "Yeah, it's hard to stretch your legs."
She asked Yuan Jiang: "What about Teacher Yuan? You have long legs, will it be more uncomfortable?"
Yuan Jiang expressionless: "I think it's good."
"I'm not in a hurry."
It's good to keep the train running, and he can also see the scenery outside.
Just take it as a rest.
The next morning, when the adults were still a little drowsy, the two children who fell asleep early and slept very soundly had already woken up.
They continued to fiddle with the spider in their hands. Because many people on the train were sleeping, the two children deliberately slowed down their movements.
Yuan Jiang didn't sleep much. He heard a little noise, opened his eyes and took a look. When he found that it was them, he closed his eyes with peace of mind.
It was now Song's father's duty time, but he couldn't fall asleep, so he could only doze off.
As he was dozing off, he heard another tiny sound.
This time it wasn't in the direction of Song Yao and the others, but on the middle table.
Another pickpocket?
Yuan Jiang frowned slightly, opened his eyes and looked towards the table.
At one glance, his eyes widened.
On the table, there was a dark thing as big as a human basin, moving left and right.
It had many eyes, many legs, two wide wings on its back, a tail hanging under its belly, and a smaller head at the buttocks, which also had many eyes on its head.
It walked back and forth, and its centipede-like feet made a rustling sound, and every step seemed to be dancing on the bottom line of a person.
Yuan Jiang stood up in a flash, protecting Song Yao and Zhao Xiaodong with one hand, and pulling out a gun with the other: "What is this!"
Song's father was looking out the window. When he heard the noise, he turned his head and looked back, and he was so scared that he leaned back: "What is this thing!"
Teacher He was fine, he just threw his bag on this terrifying and weird object.
The two children who were tinkering with a leg looked up and saw the weird basin body hit by the schoolbag, and their mouths deflated.
"Our shepherd spider!"
When he took away the schoolbag, he found that the "spider" that he had finally pieced together was no longer moving, and tears began to accumulate in Song Yao's eyes.
"Wuwuwuwu, we finally pieced it together..."
Zhao Xiaodong also started crying: "These legs are so hard to connect, wuwuwuwu..."
The two children hugged the weird basin body and sobbed softly with grievance.
Crying, Song Yao discovered a blind spot: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuori...suck it, Brother Yuanjiang, why did you take out the gun? You can't...suck it, you can't hit it, right?"
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu”””
Yuan Jiang silently put the gun back while no one was paying attention.
He silently handed the paper to the two children to wipe their tears.
Momo help them put together the weird (crossed out) sheep-herding spider.
Then when the sheep-herding spider crawled all over the table, I put the bag on the table on my lap and silently made room for it.
When the staff passed by, the cold-blooded soldier who thought it would be good to take the train all the time asked calmly:
"Hello, how long does it take to get to Lecheng?"