159. The Spring of the Loafer

After finally convincing the old lady to wait and not to worry about his marriage for the time being, Yan Chu returned to his home, which had been renovated with a new roof and plastered with putty on the walls, and looked much tidier. Suddenly, he remembered a problem he had always ignored.

All men know that there is an impulse called the impulse when waking up in the morning. This impulse has nothing to do with sex/desire, and can only be said to be a normal physiological reaction of men.

Speaking of the issue of marriage, Yan Chu suddenly realized that since he occupied the body of the original body, he seemed to have never been impulsive.

His face was livid, and he flipped through all the memories of the original body, but there was never any relevant content. At the moment, he could only call 007 to ask the other party about this more obscure question.

"That's right, the original body is impotent."

007 was busy, and felt the call of the host No. 17. He was still wondering why he was so urgent to find him. Obviously, that world was very easy. The original purpose was to let the other party go on vacation. There could not be a problem that was so difficult that needed it.

Yan Chu listened to the indifferent reply of the system, and felt like coughing up blood. He knew that the nature of the system would not allow him to live comfortably in a world. It turned out that it was waiting for him here.

"Don't you have the Golden Spear that Never Falls? The original body's problem is not a problem for you, right?"

007 was a little puzzled. It was a good system. When it chose the vacation world for the host, it took all aspects into consideration. The host of this world had this physiological defect, and the mission was low in difficulty and had few points. Almost no system would choose this mission world for the host.

But it was a kind system. It didn't mind that the host got fewer points, and its commission was also reduced. Why should the host be angry?

"There are only two Golden Spears that Never Fall."

Yan Chu gritted his teeth and didn't know how he made a sound.

Not to mention that he wouldn't use that kind of medicine. As a man who used to be physically and mentally normal, using medicine was an insult and provocation to him. Even if he really used it, what use would two pills have for an impotent person.

"Host, this kind of thing should focus on quality, not quantity."

007 felt that his host's mindset was not high enough. The standard male protagonist of a romance novel could only do it seven times a night, but after taking the Golden Gun, before the drug effect ended, it was like an electric motor perpetual motion machine. In one night, he had to do it at least a dozen or twenty times. The heroine begged for mercy, but he could still stand tall.

With such high quality, he should be moved and proud to have it twice in his life.

007 thought well, but his host didn't appreciate it.

"So I have to thank you?" Yan Chu gritted his teeth. Sure enough, he should slap himself to death for secretly thanking the system before.

"It's OK. After all, I'm just a system. I can't control the real emotions of you humans. But as a system with emotional experience, I want to tell you as a system that only emotional communication is the core of a love relationship. The body is just a condiment. As a host that I like, you must not indulge in carnal desires." 007 doesn't understand why the human race likes physical communication so much. Isn't it good to have a pure love relationship like it and 001, just talking about feelings? "Haha, thank you so much." Yan Chu refused to communicate with the system, but it was too late to consider this issue now. Fortunately, he didn't plan to marry and have children in this world. He had certain physical defects, which didn't seem to be important. However, Yan Chu still repeatedly emphasized to the system that if his parasite had any physical problems in the future, he must tell him in advance. What if he really planned to get married and have children in this world, and didn't realize that his original body was impotent in advance, wouldn't that harm the girl? "But why is there no such part in the original body's memory?" Yan Chu was a little curious. "Occasionally, you will encounter this situation. For example, the original body is very reluctant to let others know about that memory, or that memory makes the original body too painful, and there is a certain probability that it will be hidden. When you absorb the memory of the original body, you cannot detect this memory. It is like the world of the general. Because the original body is too resentful, some memories are hidden. Perhaps in the future mission world, you will encounter this situation again." The system explained to Yan Chu. After confirming that Yan Chu had nothing else to consult it, 007 disappeared in Yan Chu's consciousness space. After noticing this problem of the original body, Yan Chu finally understood why the original body had a good appearance but never had close contact with the opposite sex in the village. This is very rare for a young man who behaves promiscuously and has reached the marriageable age in the countryside. Moreover, the original body's resistance to marriage and the careless use of the money his family prepared for him to get married as gambling money also have an explanation. Yan Chu even thinks that the original body would choose to sell his two nephews. Is it also because of jealousy? Jealousy is that they are all born to the same parents. The eldest brother Yan Aiguo is a normal man, while he does not have the capital to be a man. Of course, these are just Yan Chu's guesses. There is no such content in the original body's memory, and Yan Chu can't find the answer. ****** "Auntie Yan, didn't you say before that you wanted to introduce a partner to your second son? Have you found a candidate?"

Old Lady Yan was walking back from her youngest son's house with a worried look on her face. Before she even got home, she was stopped by a group of people enjoying the cool air in the threshing ground.

Although Yan Chu still had a reputation as a second-rate person in the village, it had to be said that everyone had changed their views on him a lot, and some of them tried to include him in their reliable marriage partners.

After all, Yan Chu had a house. Although it was an old house, the roof had been renovated and the walls had been painted some time ago. In fact, it was much better than some of the poorer families in the village.

Moreover, after Yan Chu separated from the family, the house truly belonged to their small family. The parents-in-law lived with the eldest brother and sister-in-law. When the separation agreement was signed, it was also agreed that the two elders would be raised by the eldest house, and marrying Yan Chu would not have to worry about the elders at all.

In addition, Yan Laoer can also make money now. Just by selling buns with that face, he can earn dozens of yuan in half a month. This is a huge sum of money for the villagers. Although Yan Chu's appearance of wanting to be lazy after earning a little money makes some people feel discouraged, there is never a lack of people in the world who are full of confidence and always think that they can change their other half.

Many people think that Yan Chu is not married now. Once he gets married, his temperament will still change. They don't ask for much. As long as Yan Chu can give his family more than ten or twenty yuan every time he goes out to sell his face, no, sell buns and come back, this family will not live worse than anyone else.

Seeing that Yan Laoda's family has been benefiting from this younger brother recently, there has been no shortage of chickens, ducks and fish at home. Every time it's time for dinner, the chimney is full of meat fragrance, not to mention how greedy it is.

Therefore, many people think that marrying Yan Laoer may not be bad, especially those who originally have average conditions and can't choose a good partner. They think that this second-rate guy may be the tallest among the short ones, and the best result they can choose.

These days, many people have tried to come to Old Lady Yan to make peace. She has always maintained a warm attitude, but today is not right. When she heard people talking about her son's marriage, her face changed.

"I thought about it carefully. Our second son now makes money mainly because of his good-looking face. In the future, when he is old and can't make money, he can let his son take over. But what if the wife he marries is too ugly and the children born are not good-looking? So this daughter-in-law can't be married casually, you must find a good-looking one."

The old lady racked her brains to come up with an excuse. She was also very anxious, but could she tell others that it was actually because her son had a physical problem? She couldn't. She couldn't say this to her eldest son and his daughter-in-law.

Old Lady Yan was still dizzy. How could this happen? She originally thought that life at home was finally getting better. When her son got married and someone was in charge, life would be prosperous.

But when she saw the incomprehensible medical report brought by her son, in which the doctor said that he might not have his own children in this life, Mrs. Yan's dream was shattered.

Her poor little son, why is God so unfair to him?

The old lady wanted to go home and cry now, she felt sorry for her son.

"Isn't Aunt Yan confused? How can a good-looking girl be willing to marry Yan Laoer?"

Although everyone now recognizes Yan Chu's ability to make money, in the eyes of the villagers, making money by relying on his face is still empty, especially Yan Chu's lazy and greedy personality. No matter how much money he has, it may not be enough for him to spend.

Good-looking girls are willing to marry those workers or cadres in the town or county who have stable jobs. Who would be willing to marry Yan Chu?

"I'm afraid it's not that Aunt Yan is old and confused. Didn't you see how ugly her face was just now? I'm afraid that this request was made by Yan Lao Er himself. Otherwise, have you heard Aunt Yan make this request a few days ago?"

Everyone was talking about it, and finally those who wanted to help Yan Chu find a wife gave up.

Everyone in the village said that the second-rate guy was indeed a second-rate guy. After all, a toad wants to eat swan meat, which is also the nature of a second-rate guy. Everyone was watching and wondering if he could get a wife in this life with such high requirements.

In any case, Yan Chu did get rid of the trouble of blind dates and started his real vacation trip.

***

There is a widely circulated legend about meat bun Pan An in China. This legend was first spread from a city called J City.

The legend said that there was a handsome guy who looked like Pan An. He only sold meat buns in his life, from when he was a teenager, until his hair turned gray.

He always pushes his cart to sell steamed buns, and only sells 250 steamed buns every day. Every time he sells steamed buns, he will choose the most prosperous place in the city with the most wealthy people. His steamed buns have also increased from 30 cents each at the beginning to 20 yuan each after 40 or 50 years. However, even with such a high price, wherever Meat Bun Pan An appears, his steamed buns are always in short supply.

It’s a pity that Meat Bun Pan An is a very casual and mysterious person. Every time he makes enough money, he will disappear in that city. When he is short of money again one day, he will take his cart and appear randomly in a certain city.

In the later generations with developed Internet, many imitators of Steamed Bun Pan An appeared, but as long as the real Steamed Bun Pan An appeared, everyone can easily distinguish him.

First, Steamed Bun Pan An, even when his hair is gray, is still a handsome and beautiful uncle. Second, the strange fragrance of the steamed buns cannot be described in words. It is said that anyone who has eaten it will never forget the taste of the meat buns.

In later generations, the stall of Meat Bun Pan An even became a symbol of the prime location of the place, because the price of the buns was high, and the place where Meat Bun Pan An appeared must mean that local wealthy people gathered. Many communities, streets, and office buildings even looked forward to the appearance of the mysterious cart, which was the best recognition of them.

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Yan Chuanzong and his younger brother Yan Chuansi finished the funeral of their uncle, who rarely appeared in his hometown after the death of his grandparents. The other party was a second-rate man who was talked about by the villagers all his life, because he did not marry and have children, and did not have a fixed job, and was always wandering outside.

Only the Yan family knew how happy their uncle was in this life. He always stopped and walked around the world. When he had no money, he sold buns with his face. When he had money, he started the next journey. From the photos that his uncle sent home every time, it can be seen that he was very happy.

In this life, he never worried about his family, nor did he work hard for his career. He has always been free and easy. Many people think that this lifestyle is not good, but Yan Chuanzong thought, isn’t this a kind of free and easy?

In the blink of an eye, more than fifty years have passed, and the villagers' talk about my uncle has also continued for more than fifty years. Many years later, the elders in the village will tell the younger generations the story of my uncle, a second-rate guy named "Selling Buns by Relying on His Face".