Volume 1: Journey to the West Chapter 1: Tianpeng Is Demoted and the Pig Demon Is Born
The poem says:
First there is Hongjun and then there is heaven, and gods and demons are even more present before the immortals and Buddhas. Pangu opened up the heaven and earth with his axe, and the sun and moon appeared at the beginning of Hongmeng. Xingtian lost his life fighting for position, and Gonggong was angry at Mount Buzhou. The Eastern Emperor Taiyi controls all demons, and Nuwa refines stones to mend the sky. Kuafu is out of reach day by day, when will Jingwei's reclamation of the sea be completed? Shennong saved the world and tasted hundreds of herbs, and the Sui people made fire to warm the world. The Xuanyuan Divine Sword beheaded Chi You, and the Dinghai Divine Needle held down the sea and the sky. Cangjie cleverly created characters with his spiritual mind, and Leizu raised silkworms to draw silk cocoons. Fuxi's Bagua is said to be the number of gods, and his descendants are praised for their divine bows. Wu Gang attacked Guanghan Palace, and Chang'e flew to the moon for elixir. The three religions jointly respect the list of gods, and Xiqi Chaoge sings and sees the swordsman. The king of Chu and his goddess met in Wushan, and the Queen Mother feasted on the emperor in Kunlun Mountain. Zhuang Zhou dreamed of butterflies that aroused his emotions, and he looked forward to the emperor's cries turning blood into cuckoos. King You plays with the princes with beacon fire, just for the sake of beauty. Lao Tzu transformed the three pure beings into one breath, and the Buddha sacrificed himself and entered Nirvana. The Marquis of the Sui Dynasty rescued the snake and obtained the pearl, but Bian He offered the jade and his body was broken. The match between gods and men is punished by heaven, and the filial son tears apart mountains and rivers in anger. The spiritual stone nourishes the heart ape for ten thousand years, causing the three worlds to be shocked and the five elements to be in chaos. Xuanzang traveled to the west to seek the true scriptures and endured disasters for fourteen years. The righteous results of cultivation will be spread all over the world, and it will be passed down throughout the world. Earth, water, wind, and fire are created by nature, and the six paths of reincarnation are boundless. Infinite magical powers are not something to boast about, gods, demons, immortals and Buddhas are just jokes. Yan and Huang are all extraordinary people. China only has five thousand years. (Reprinted from the Internet)
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Earthly Immortal Realm. Xiniu Hezhou.
"Marshal Tianpeng, you actually molested Fairy Chang'e after the Antian Conference. Your Majesty is furious now. Don't blame the brothers!"
There was thunder in the sky, and a group of golden-armored gods leaned out from the auspicious clouds and threw the bloody fat man down, but he happened to land in the pig pen.
"Don't stop me, let me hit him again, how dare you molest the beautiful Fairy Chang'e!" A god-man in golden armor raised his thunder mallet, and with a thunderbolt, it hit a newly born piglet in the pig pen. The golden-armored god wanted to strike again, and his colleagues hurriedly hugged him.
At the same time, a young man in modern times had just left the Internet and came to the street. At this time, he heard the classmates behind him yelling in panic: "Zhu Ganglie, be careful!"
The young man turned his head and saw the oncoming truck, and then he felt like he was flying.
"I heard that he was hit by a truck and someone from time travel said..."
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"Is this the time travel I'm looking forward to?" A little pig lay on the ground in the pig pen. A thunderbolt just fell and almost hit him, but the little pig didn't move at all.
The little boar groaned and looked at a sow and three piglets next to him, and thought sadly: "No wonder the fortune teller said that I have the appearance of being rich and powerful, and Marshal Tianpeng came down to earth and gave me a name. Ganglie, Zhu Bajie’s big name, isn’t it Zhu Ganghye…”
Zhu Ganglie, who was wearing a piggy vest, began to look at his "house", miserable! awful! awful! Five pigs were crowded into a small fence and there was a manure tank that exuded an unpleasant stench. There is also a nine-pronged palladium nail standing next to the cesspit. It is probably the tool used by the owner to dig out excrement.
The pigsty and manure tank are not too miserable, and at least you can be considered the owner of a house. You must know that in modern times, you may not have a house even if you work hard! The worst thing is that if you don’t eat pig milk, you have to eat pig food!
Lao Zhu even wanted to die!
"If you let me know the name of that fortune teller, I will definitely kill him! Well, I don't know if this is the living area of the Hui people..."
"The mistress looks strong!" The hostess came. She was tall and thick with a thick voice. She pointed at Zhu Ganglie and said to her husband: "She should be able to serve at the banquet during the Chinese New Year."
Lao Zhu couldn't help but shudder: "It's bad luck, bad luck! I've been doing it for a long time and I'm still being eaten. Isn't there an animal protection association here? No, I have to escape!"
You must have enough physical strength to escape. Pig food is definitely not allowed, but pig milk is fine.
Lao Zhu raised the pig's trotters and gave the brother next to him a mouthful. Damn it! Dare you compete with me for milk? Be careful I burn you into a roasted suckling pig!
The little pig next to him snorted and glanced at Lao Zhu with disdain, as if to say: "Sooner or later you will be a roast suckling pig too!"
Lao Zhu immediately settled down and started doing push-ups every day when no one was around, running around the pig pen, exercising to consume energy and prepare for running in the future. A pig with a big belly can never escape from the butcher's sharp knife!
Whenever midnight arrives, the pig pen becomes haunted again. The old sow and the three little pigs look in horror at the little pig doing push-ups and the nine-tooth nail shining brightly on the edge of the manure tank. palladium.
While Lao Zhu was doing bodybuilding and slimming exercises, he also heard more or less the hostess talking about it. He knew that this was a village at the foot of Fuling Mountain in Us Tibet. The hostess's husband's surname was Gao.
Fulingshan, surname Gao? Lao Zhu felt that it sounded familiar and tried his best to think where he had heard it. Unfortunately, the structure of the pig's brain was too simple and he couldn't remember it.
Until one day, there was a sudden noise in the village: "Oh no! Second Sister Egg flew out of Yunzhan Cave to eat people again!" The whole village was in a panic, and people fled and hid in the house. The door of the room was trembling.
The little pig lay on the pigsty and looked outside. He saw a bad wind blowing from the mountains and falling in the village. The bad wind dissipated, and a three-meter-tall old hen appeared, clucking and clucking. , suddenly ran to a house, picked up a cow and a pig, and flew back to the mountains with the wind.
"Monster..." Lao Zhu's eyes widened, and he snorted, "It turned out to be an old hen monster named Sister Luan... Wait a minute!" Lao Zhu sat in the pigpen, ignoring the frightened eyes of his brothers, and thought while twisting the pig's trotters: "Uszang Country, Fuling Mountain, Yunzhan Cave, Sister Luan, the male owner's surname is Gao... Damn!"
Lao Zhu's mind suddenly flashed, and he finally remembered. Isn't Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain the territory where Zhu Bajie protected Tang Monk before he went to the West to seek Buddhist scriptures? And that Sister Luan was Zhu Bajie's wife who had only one year of good fortune!
"This is Gao Laozhuang, then what am I?" Lao Zhu looked down at his pig's trotters, then glanced at the nine-toothed nail palladium that suddenly appeared in the manure pool, his eyes rolled up, and he foamed at the mouth.
Monkey brother, the master misses you... Second brother, the master asked you to beg for alms, but you fell asleep... Bajie, you are naughty again...
Old Zhu lay half dead in the pigsty, without the slightest desire to move. If he really became Zhu Bajie, he should have recovered his magical powers by now, bit the old sow to death, and ate his brother. Then Sister Luan would have taken a fancy to the pig demon, and he would have become Sister Luan's son-in-law. .
Less than a year after becoming the husband of the old hen, the old hen was killed by thunder. Bajie occupied the Yunzhan Cave, waiting for Miss Gao's Yulan to come of age five hundred years later. Just a few years after he got Yulan to bed, Guanyin, the gossipy woman, came over and named himself Zhu Wuneng, losing his sexual ability.
Not long after, Tang San came over with Monkey Head, broke up his marriage, and gave himself another name: Bajie. Abstain from killing, stealing, lust, lying, drinking, sleeping on a gorgeous bed, dressing up, watching and listening to singing and dancing, and eating after noon.
After returning from the pilgrimage, the spoofed Tathagata Buddha appointed Zhu Bajie as the altar purifier. This Buddha with a big head full of lumps was full of bad intentions. Zhu Bajie was made to have no taste for food by Buddhism, but he was made the altar purifier!
"How can the pig live..." Lao Zhu turned over and sat up, thinking, "I am definitely not Zhu Bajie, because the old sow and the piglet are still alive, and I don't have any magical powers, only an unreliable nine-toothed nail mace. It should be that Zhu Bajie and I were born in the wrong body and squeezed into the same body. I came first and he came later, so I am the one occupying the pig's body now."
"If Marshal Tianpeng wakes up, with his personality, he will definitely eat my soul first and occupy the pig's body himself." Lao Zhu shuddered. Marshal Tianpeng is such a person, with a strong soul and all kinds of magical powers. How can he be his opponent as a mortal?
"Even if I suppress Marshal Tianpeng, it's still shameful to marry an old hen as a son-in-law. Moreover, I will meet Guanyin, that gossip, and become a pig incompetent. Poor my Yulan..."
Old Zhu swallowed his saliva and finally decided to run away immediately. He didn't want Yulan anymore. He might be able to renew his "good relationship" when he revisited the old place five hundred years later. If he didn't run away, he would definitely become a pig incompetent and become the messenger of the altar of Lingshan!
Do it as soon as you say it! Old Zhu jumped out of the fence immediately and looked around. The second sister Luan was still in power. The village was still quiet. Old Zhu ran away.
Chaqia Gao's mistress opened the door and looked out. She screamed immediately: "Monster--"
After a while, countless voices rang out in the village: "Don't leave, pig monster!"
Old Zhu looked back and saw a group of villagers holding shovels, manure pallasons and kitchen knives chasing him aggressively. He was so scared that his soul flew away and ran even more happily.
"Strange, how do they know I'm a monster? Is it written on my back: I'm a pig monster?"
The villagers didn't know Zhu Ganglie was a monster at all. They just saw a little pig running happily on two legs, and there was a nine-toothed spiked hammer flying in the air behind the little pig, following it slowly.
How could a pig running on two legs not be a pig monster? While the pig monster's magic power is still small, it is natural to kill it early to prevent it from doing evil in the future! .