Chapter 1361 I Dream of Being as Strong as You
Now during driving training, if someone makes a mistake, Zhang Jian will kick him!
Then he will point at the person's nose and humiliate him: You are worse than Erganzi! A monkey can drive better than you!
You can imagine how smart Erganzi is?
He has learned to drive.
Of course, this is just Zhang Jian's rage.
Erganzi can indeed drive the car away, and it is OK to drive without any obstacles on the training ground.
It will definitely not work on the road.
Monkeys are monkeys, no matter how smart they are, they can't be as smart as humans.
When it comes to handling emergencies, they are always inferior to humans.
But even so, a monkey driving a car is already amazing, okay?
This guy secretly took Chen Xin'an's car keys and ran away a few days ago. When Chen Xin'an found out, he beat him up.
Now he is honest and can drive, but he must get Chen Xin'an's consent.
Erganzi is better than humans in one thing.
Remember to eat and remember to be beaten.
If he crosses the line in something and is punished by Chen Xinan, he will not do it again next time!
Just like a child, although naughty, he has a bottom line and rules.
As long as you tell him that he can't do this, he will not be stubborn and will obey.
This is also the reason why everyone likes him more and more.
With Chen Xinan's permission, Erganzi squeaked excitedly, wagged his tail, and called his harem to get in the car together.
Chen Xinan shook his head and sighed, now in this world, monkeys know how to drive their girlfriends for a ride!
Look at his rivals, what else can you do besides squatting in the sun to pick lice for your woman?
If I were a female monkey, I would not like you stupid guys, and would turn to throw myself into Erganzi's arms, right?
Chen Xinan also admires Erganzi a little.
How did this guy manage to go out with a group of harem, but make them not jealous and live in harmony?
This sea king is quite advanced!
Incomparable!
Skillfully ignited, shifted gears, stepped on the gas, and started…
Amid the excited shouts of a group of female monkeys, Longqi roared like a bull and rushed towards Chen Xinan!
"Your uncle!" Chen Xinan's hair stood up, and without thinking too much, he took a breath and sank his head into the medicine pit.
Longqi drove over his head with a whoosh, and turned a corner and ran into the woods amid the chattering of a group of female monkeys.
In the distance, a group of male monkeys with green heads were originally looking at Erganzi with angry and hateful eyes, discussing how to find an opportunity to retaliate against him.
When they saw this scene, they were all dumbfounded!
This guy has evolved to drive like a human, and he is still here calculating how to steal his banana?
Are you tired of living?
Wow!
Chen Xinan got out of the pit and yelled at the back of the car: "Be careful! Don't run too far..."
Before he finished speaking, he heard a bang, and then a group of monkeys screamed.
No need to ask, it hit a tree!
It was expected, so Chen Xinan didn't feel strange.
Erganzi could drive the car very fast in the training ground, so he started to drift.
He felt that he was a professional racing driver with invincible skills.
Little did he know that your level was no different from that of a student who had just learned to drive.
Chen Xinan wanted it to crash in the woods to tell it what the consequences would be if the car keys were stolen!
From the sound, it was clear that the crash was not serious, and the car was still throttled!
It seems that it can't be poured out, so I have to do it myself!
This idiot!
Chen Xinan stood up from the pit helplessly, ready to climb out, and then he was dumbfounded.
Where are my clothes?
Damn, the clothes are still in the car!
What should I do?
Am I going to walk over there naked?
Chen Xinan looked around. This place was at most 300 meters away from the base gate, but no one would come out of the base during lunch break.
The procurement would not return to the camp at this time, and the patrol post should be farther away now, so there would be no one nearby.
There was no way. It was impossible to expect Erganzi to drive the car back.
I couldn't sit in the pit all day, could I?
Chen Xinan made up his mind and walked out of the medicine pit, and walked naked to the place where the car made the sound.
The car was still refueling, making a roaring sound. Chen Xinan cursed loudly, "Erganzi, you idiot! Don't refuel anymore! I'll do it..."
He suddenly stood there, staring at the front in amazement.
Not far away, his Longqi was still there, with the front of the car stuck between two big trees.
Behind Longqi's butt, there was another jeep, which was using the front of the car to push Longqi's butt and refueling hard!
The one driving the car was Bian Hu, and there were two other people standing beside him, one was Tang Qianqian, and the other was Zhu Shanluo!
Now both of them heard Chen Xinan's voice, turned their heads together, and then opened their mouths wide, as if someone had pressed their acupoints!
"Ah!" Tang Qianqian cried out shrilly, and she quickly covered her eyes with both hands!
The blush spread from her face at a speed visible to the naked eye, and instantly occupied the back of her ears and neck.
Chen Xinan felt like the sky was falling!
Shame, grief, fear, pain...
He wanted to hide but had nowhere to hide, so he could only cover his important parts and squat on the ground!
Bian Hu also stopped refueling, turned his head and saw Chen Xinan, and his mouth could almost fit a durian!
Even though Tang Qianqian had covered her eyes, she still felt like a thorn in her back when two men stared at her like this, and she yelled: "What are you looking at, you bastard!"
Bian Hu and Zhu Shanluo only then reacted and dared to move their eyes away.
Zhu Shanluo muttered, "Boss, you're running around the mountain naked, and you still say we're gangsters..."
Tang Qianqian covered her eyes and almost cried, and trembled and shouted, "Are you wearing clothes?"
What the hell am I wearing!
Chen Xinan cursed angrily, "The clothes are in the car! Bian Hu, help me get them!"
Bian Hu responded, ran to the Longqi car to look around, and ran over with Chen Xinan's clothes.
"Okay, stand there and don't move, throw the clothes over! All of you turn around!" Chen Xinan shouted when Bian Hu was ten steps away from him.
Bian Hu threw the clothes over helplessly, mumbling, "We are all grown men, it's not like we haven't seen it in the bathroom before, why do we need to do this!"
The dormitory is full of cold water, and there is a special boiler room for bathing.
In winter, there are two days a week for collective bathing.
In summer, once a month.
Chen Xinan cursed.
How the hell can this be the same?
No one thinks it’s strange for women to wear swimsuits in the swimming pool, but let them walk on the street in swimsuits?
After Chen Xinan put on her clothes, she finally breathed a sigh of relief.
After the three of them turned around, Zhu Shanluo asked Chen Xinan with a smile:
"Boss, what are you doing?
Parked the car here and ran naked in the woods?
Is this your secret training method?"
Tang Qianqian's face was bleeding. She didn't dare to look at Chen Xinan. She lowered her head and didn't dare to raise it.
Thinking of the embarrassment just now, Chen Xinan was the one who wanted to escape from the earth!
It's so fucking social!
Listening to Zhu Shanluo's teasing, Chen Xinan squinted and smiled: "You want to know? Come, I'll tell you what's the benefit!"
As soon as he saw Chen Xinan squinting his eyes and curling his lips, Bian Hu knew that something was wrong and quickly closed his mouth.
Zhu Shanluo still ran over foolishly, approached Chen Xinan and asked: "What are the benefits, Boss?"
Chen Xinan patted Zhu Shanluo's shoulder, rubbed his back a few times with his hand, and said with a smile: "It relaxes the muscles and activates blood circulation, strengthens the body and nourishes the essence, the benefits are huge!"
Zhu Shanluo hugged Chen Xinan's shoulders in surprise and said: "Really, Boss? How do you do it? Boss, please teach me! I dream of being as strong as you!"