Chapter 128 You Don’t Want the Body You Get in the Future to Have a Weak Nose, Right?
The Dark Ages are too far away from now, beyond Chen Shu's knowledge. Few people in the world know what happened at that time and why the gods died.
It is said that a long time ago, the spiritual thoughts in the air were pure, and the spiritual energy of heaven and earth had the vision of becoming a god, far from the complexity and chaos of today.
And from what Fat Cat said, I'm afraid that even she suffered a lot back then.
Fat Cat's face is very expressive, and she can't hide anything at all. Chen Shu looked at her expression and basically knew that she was thinking about something very rude.
"Then wouldn't the situation of the human god be too good?" Chen Shu said, "This is Tang Monk's meat, everyone wants to take a bite."
Fat Cat said, "That's not necessarily true."
"The strength of the human god is not weak, you will know in the future."
Chen Shu turned his head to look at Fat Cat strangely, and said suspiciously, "But how do you know all this? You have only escaped this year, right?"
For such a long time, Fat Cat has been staying by Chen Shu's side. Where did he get all this information?
Fat Cat said seriously, "Rely on sincerity."
Chen Shu: ? ? ?
Don't say it if you don't want to!
"Oh my"
(ω`)
Fat Cat showed a helpless expression on his face: "You won't understand even if I tell you. It's a job anyway. There are few things that can be hidden from me. I used this job in the past. I could sense something big happening even though I was separated by several worlds. I just appeared..."
"But those guys were too bad at that time. As soon as I appeared, they all put aside their past grudges and joined forces to attack me. It hurt me... Although my strength is a little weaker now, it's not difficult to collect some information."
Chen Shu: "...How many jobs do you have?"
"Not many."
Fat Cat stretched out his claws and counted: "Only a dozen."
Looking at Fat Cat's smug look, Chen Shu fell into thought:
This is treasure hunting and gathering information, and then everyone attacks you as soon as you appear. I always feel that you, Fat Cat, are up to no good!
In his mind, he even imagined that many people were fighting for a certain treasure, and then a fat cat's claws suddenly poked out from the void...
Hiss...
No wonder he was sealed.
Isn't it because he has many enemies?
"One last question."
Chen Shu asked: "Since I'm not a human god, will it be a great tonic for them if you eat me?"
Fat cat said: "What do you think?"
"Your attractiveness is probably even greater than that of ordinary human gods."
With your completely unreasonable promotion, it's hard to say that it's not a great tonic.
Chen Shu asked curiously: "Then why don't you eat it?"
"Of course it's because I can't beat... cough"
Fat cat quickly changed the tone and said: "...I'm the great cat god, I don't need and don't bother to do such a thing!"
Signing a contract with Chen Shu is already embarrassing enough. If she forcibly tore up the contract and attacked Chen Shu, not to mention whether her current small body could withstand the backlash of the contract, it would be even more embarrassing if she couldn't beat him! ?
The little cat is smart!
How could she do such a thing?
Looking at the emotions that were almost completely expressed on Fat Cat's face, are you interested? Well, I'm afraid you're not interested! Chen Shu finally decided to start fooling around!
"Hmm..."
Chen Shu said, "Is it possible that you want to slowly restore your strength, relax my vigilance, and then eat me at the critical moment?"
Fat Cat: ? ? ?
What are you doing?
If you want to kill me, why don't you just say it?
"As a cat god, you didn't really want to assist me to sign a contract with me, right?"
"Think about it, as the first cat born in the universe, I think you must have your own pride. When you were at your weakest, I took advantage of you and signed a contract with me. You must be very unwilling in your heart, right? Don't you want to retaliate?"
"You've never done anything for so long, right?"
"And my body, although I don't know what's going on, but some extraordinary things have indeed happened. I think even ordinary human gods can't compare with me. Don't you want to try it?"
"Maybe I can restore most of your strength in an instant?"
? ? ?
It seems to make sense...
Fat Cat: Σ(°ロ°)! !
God of Contract.
Slander! He is slandering me!
I am very comfortable staying by your Linghai Sea!
Don't talk nonsense!
Looking at Fat Cat's confused expression.
After laying enough groundwork, Chen Shu said: "How about this, let's cooperate."
"If I die, how about giving you my body?"
"Then you can do whatever you want with it. I think my body still has some value, whether it is used for exchange or absorbed by yourself."
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"And in exchange, how about you protect me before I die?"
"Think about it, the life span of humans is very short, at most a few hundred years, which should not be considered long for you, right?"
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Finally, Chen Shu revealed his true purpose.
It's Fat Cat!
Because Fat Cat's status is extremely high and he was granted the destiny, even if they signed a contract, Chen Shu's restraint on him is very small, and there is no way to compare with a butcher knife.
So this Fat Cat has been shrinking at the edge of Chen Shu's spiritual sea almost since she was born. She doesn't work if she can, and she plays badly if she can. She is completely lying and waiting for Chen Shu to die, but Chen Shu has no way to deal with her.
In the meantime, she also promised Chen Shu a lot of things, such as "I know a little about the time department", "I will teach you about the space department!" "This is quite simple..."
The result... It's just empty promises!
When Chen Shu went to ask for advice later, this Fat Cat just lay there and started to play dead.
You know, this Fat Cat is a big treasure trove!
Apart from other things, even some of the duties that leaked from her claws are enough for Chen Shu to eat and drink. He has been coveting many related duties for a long time.
Fat Cat's eyes sparkled: "Really?"
It would be a lie to say that she was not interested in Chen Shu.
But unlike those evil gods, Fat Cat was not interested in the strength brought by Chen Shu's body, but more in his body itself.
Cats are born with curiosity, even the Cat God is not surprised, and even this curiosity is even more exaggerated, so exaggerated that she herself has no way to control it - otherwise, how do you think she mastered those detective duties?
After staying in Chen Shu's body for so long, she still didn't understand what was going on with this guy's strength? How could it be inexplicably improved so much?
This made her feel like she was scratching her mind, itching.
And because she was once the incarnation of [wealth] and [noble], her obsession with treasures was also extremely extreme, otherwise at that time, she would not have fallen into a situation where everyone shouted and beat her.
Who else said that Chen Shu's body was not a treasure?
"Deal!"
"Very good."
Chen Shu nodded with satisfaction: "Then let's get to work."
"My nose is going to become a god."
"You don't want the body you get in the future to have a weak nose, right?"
Fat Cat:? (End of this chapter)