Chapter 75 Damn, It’s My Third Cousin!

"Nothing...Nothing."

Luo Yu couldn't help but take a half step back, and kept thinking in his heart that Jiang Ruohua should not have recognized him. All kinds of regrets and excitement flashed through his mind like a horse's eye. Only then did he realize that something seemed to be wrong.

[No, is this my wife? My wife is not that tall, right? Why are there two more moles on her face? ]

"You look a lot like someone I know." Luo Yu looked more and more, and the more he felt that it was not Jiang Ruohua, he looked carefully and said, "But it's really similar, but there are no moles on her face."

[It was a false alarm, but it's too similar. I didn't see these two moles from a long distance. I said, my wife is a girl of this era, she shouldn't come to visit brothels for no reason. 】

Jiang Ruohua raised her eyes: "I see, that's really rude."

"Ah no no no, it's my fault." Luo Yu waved his hands hurriedly. Wearing a mask, he was completely relaxed. "Because it's so similar, I couldn't help but look at it for a while to confirm. Brother, if you didn't have two more moles on your face, it's really the same as the person I know!"

[But this is too similar, right? The book also said that my wife has any brothers. No matter how buggy this plot is, it can't be bugged out of thin air to give my wife a brother, right? ]

[But the male version of my wife is also pretty. Just these two moles, I always feel very familiar, dog system, what do you think? ]

(Really? No impression.)

[What's the use of you? 】

Jiang Ruohua gently touched his face. Now the fake King Ying had completely misunderstood that he was another person who looked very similar: "Are they really that similar?"

Luo Yu was stunned, then raised his hand and scratched his head awkwardly and said: "It's true that they look alike, just like brothers... brothers."

[He looks so much like my wife, no, there must be such a person in the book, who fits this appearance very well...]

"That's really a coincidence, it's such a fate." Jiang Ruohua said with a smile, "My last name is Wen, may I know your name?"

"My name is Luo... My name is Ayu."

[Fortunately, I almost blurted out who I am. Although there is only one word difference, I have the same last name as Luo Zhengyu. ]

[Wen... Wen... Damn! Third cousin! ]

"Are you... are you from the Wen family of the imperial merchant?" Luo Yu was dumbfounded and took two steps back.

"How did Brother Yu know that I'm from the Wen family?" Jiang Ruohua was not too surprised. She deliberately drew the picture according to the appearance of her third cousin, but she didn't expect that this fake King Ying seemed to know everyone, and she guessed it just by the features.

[Oh no! He just said it out loud! At this time, the third cousin should still be in school! Ahhhh! Mouth! If you can't speak, you can just not say it! ]

Jiang Ruohua:...

Should she help the fake King Ying to make up for it? It seems that he is almost out of words.

So stupid.

"...I haven't been back to Beijing for a long time. I didn't expect that someone could still recognize me." Jiang Ruohua coughed lightly and said, "There are many cousins ​​in my family. I think it's because they look too similar."

Luo Yu immediately grabbed a life-saving straw: "Ah, right, right."

[It's scary. Fortunately, I wore a mask today. Anyway, I can't reveal my identity, otherwise I can't get along with this third cousin. 】

(Is it really Wen Ruyun?)

[The young man with a mole above and below his eyebrow and who looks like my wife must be my third cousin. If he knows that I am Luo Zhengyu under the skin, he will kill me. 】

I feel a chill when I think about Luo Yu. Maybe as a man, he can't understand it very well, but maybe women all hope that they have a brother with a sister control?

[Looking at the gentle and tender third cousin, who is about the same age as my wife, he is a sister control inside! The young ladies of the Wen family, including my wife, will stand up for whoever is wronged. You may have forgotten the plot in the book. When the young ladies of the Wen family chose their husbands, who didn't get beaten by her, but he didn't beat the male protagonist! 】

[And me! I am in Luo Zhengyu's body now! Who is Luo Zhengyu? He is a dog man! He is a dog man who betrayed my wife and hurt my wife! After the third cousin knows his true face, do you think I can beat him? I will be skinned and hung on the wall! ]

Jiang Ruohua: ...

Is Wen Ruyun such a person? In her impression, this cousin is quite gentle.

After a moment of silence, Jiang Ruohua seemed to sense some embarrassment and said with a smile: "Since Ayu knows my brothers, we can be considered acquaintances. However, I hope that Brother Ayu will keep our encounter today a secret. I will buy Brother Ayu a drink."

[Drinking? I am not very good at drinking... How about refusing...] Luo Yu was full of resistance. Just as he was thinking about how to speak, he saw someone passing by with a dish behind Jiang Ruohua, [Damn, big elbow!]

[What a delicious big elbow! I am greedy!]

Thinking in his mind, Luo Yu's eyes suddenly lit up, and tears were about to flow out of his mouth, and then he shook his head in his heart.

[No, no, no, how could I be blinded by the big elbow! 】

"Brother Ayu?" Jiang Ruohua smiled playfully. This fake King Ying was cute. "What are you thinking about?"

"No, nothing." Luo Yu shook his head violently, and then heard Jiang Ruohua continue to speak.

"That's good. I'll treat Brother Ayu to a couple of drinks today. I'm a little hungry, so why not have some good wine and good food, and a beautiful woman by my side, so that today won't be in vain."

Jiang Ruohua suddenly didn't want to take a holiday. Ying Wang left, and insisted on keeping him to drink. After saying that, he stretched out his hand to pat Luo Yu on the back, called a girl and said: "Please, let's go to a private room. This brother and I will watch singing and dancing for a while, and then send a pot of good wine, food..."

[I'm dying! No chance to refuse! ]

"How about rock sugar elbow?"

"Okay."

[Ha ha! Eat a big elbow! ]

Jiang Ruohua pursed his lips and smiled softly. It's really interesting that this monster, it turns out that a big elbow can trick him into taking the bait.

After walking two steps with Jiang Ruohua, Luo Yu suddenly realized that he wanted to slap himself in the face!

[Look! Let you see the big elbow! I promised not to have any contact with my third cousin! Luo Yu, you are a useless thing! ]

"Puff..." Jiang Ruohua couldn't help laughing.

Luo Yu, who was thinking about it, felt his ears burning, and whispered, "Third... Brother Wen, what's wrong?"

"Nothing, I just thought of something happy." Jiang Ruohua had a strong endurance and soon recovered. "Actually, I came back secretly this time because I wanted to see my cousin. Brother Yu, do you know her? The eldest lady of the Duke's Mansion, my cousin Jiang Ruohua."

"Yes, I know, but I don't know her."

[I told you! This guy is a sister control! 】