Chapter 241 The Lonely God

If I am willing to change, will you love me?

This is indeed a good suggestion. Lin Fan looked back at Slaanesh who was kneeling on the ground and felt sad. He walked back and squatted beside Slaanesh.

"Why do you like me so much?"

Slaanesh raised his head, wiped his tears, and then answered Lin Fan's question, "You can touch me, and you won't die. You won't be like Khorne and others, who want to kill me as soon as they meet. Although I am quite looking forward to Khorne killing me."

Lin Fan listened to Slaanesh nagging to explain his attraction to him and how difficult it is to communicate with other gods of the same status in the warp.

During the communication, Lin Fan understood what Slaanesh's thoughts were like now.

As a god of the warp, there are very few beings who have the same status as him, and those gods of the same status are all crazy.

Khorne only wants to chop off Slaanesh's head, Tzeentch thinks Slaanesh is a brainless idiot, and Nurgle is too disgusting. Although there are few conflicts between the two sides, Slaanesh can't stand the filth of shit and fart everywhere.

In addition, Slaanesh, as the god of sentient creatures in the universe, receives all emotions, good emotions and bad emotions.

Slaanesh always likes to experience new ways of playing. Whether it is skinning or eating, in Slaanesh's eyes, there is probably no distinction between high and low. Anyway, it is all experience, it's nothing more than which way of playing can stimulate the nerves more.

But there are two kinds of happiness, one is mathematical and the other is spiritual.

Mathematical happiness Slaanesh can experience it easily, such as going to Khorne's house next door to steal an axe and put it on the table to play, or doing math problems for himself.

But what about spiritual happiness? What about the love between creatures in the universe? How can Slaanesh feel this?

Rely on possession? But after possession, he loves the original owner, not you who enters her body. So this kind of emotional transmission is still indirect.

So Slaanesh has almost no experience of pure love, and can be said to have zero spiritual pleasure in the positive direction. In addition, he has to watch others fall in love every day, while he can only be hit by the axe of Khorne next door who doesn't understand romance at all. The resentment in his heart can be imagined.

Lin Fan asked helplessly, "I remember that there are also a few guys in the Black Legion who are in love with the demons under your command. What do you think?"

Slaanesh poked his cheek with his hand and thought for a while.

"It's quite interesting. Their emotional fluctuations are different from other fluctuations here. They are more long-lasting, just like clear wine with endless aftertaste. I also held a wedding for them, and secretly watched their life after marriage."

"Do you want it? I mean that kind of love."

"Me?" Slaanesh looked at Lin Fan, and the mathematical symbols on his face began to add, subtract, multiply and divide excitedly, ready to turn into formulas at any time, "Really? You won't hate me anymore?"

"Well. If you can be more normal, I can really give you a hug."

"I swear! I'm tired of those problem-solving methods!"

Although Slaanesh's words made Lin Fan feel a little disgusted, Lin Fan still walked over and hugged Slaanesh in Slaanesh's expectant eyes.

"Good boy."

After a long time, Lin Fan let go of Slaanesh.

Slaanesh's face was full of red pen ticks for correct math problems. The body that was controlled and shrunk was about to lose control at any time under his intense emotions, ready to become an infinitely extended function graph in front of Lin Fan's eyes.

"Are you okay?"

"Please give me some time." Slaanesh covered his mouth, which was about to fall off, and rushed out of the room like a fly, and closed the door heavily.

Lin Fan began to think about the feasibility of influencing Slaanesh to go the right way.

The thoughts of the real universe can affect the subspace, so why can't the subspace also affect the real universe in the same way?

If Slaanesh is willing to give up those math problem-solving methods that he is so tired of playing, and turn to the normal route, will his believers also go to normal?

Lin Fan doesn't know, but Lin Fan thinks this is likely to be realized. Slaanesh can't get happiness by giving himself super-difficult math problems, but he can also get the hard-to-find love and companionship experience by himself.

This kind of thing is garbage to other gods. Khorne will sneer at it, Tzeentch will be disdainful, and Nurgle may be interested in it, but the premise is that you have to go to the cesspool to take a bath.

But this has a miraculous effect on Slaanesh. The lord of mathematics who represents all feelings cannot get love. So what about other gods? It may be the same concept.

The Lord of War is hard to find an opponent. He can't find any opponent that he can fight happily. All gods are too lazy to waste time with him. The Lord of War can only sit on the throne in resentment forever, and there will never be a day when he draws his sword to fight heartily.

The Lord of Fate cannot control fate. As a god who plays with all living things, he is not so much the master of fate as the experimenter of Schrödinger's cat. Only the unknown life and death are the real source of change. When he opens the box and looks at the real experimental results, it is the day of his demise.

The Lord of Tank cannot really Tank. The threats from other gods, the love for his offspring, and the wish to give his gifts to the entire galaxy make him never rest. Day after day, year after year, stirring the crucible that will never burn dry.

It may be difficult for me to influence other gods. My existence does not fully grasp their interests.

Khorne will curse and say that he is not here to hit a sandbag that will not break.

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Tzeentch will do everything he can to randomly change Lin Fan's fate, even if he becomes a dice to be thrown.

Nurgle will choose to turn the entire universe into the last thick soup as a final gift after pouring countless soups without any results.

Thinking about it this way, what Slaanesh needs is indeed very simple, god-level love and companionship, and non-malicious comfort.

Lin Fan became more and more excited as he thought about it. If he could win over an evil god to stand on this side, it would be a great help, but then he fell into thinking about another problem.

How to release the emotions accumulated in the old days?

This is too troublesome. Even if Slaanesh subjectively wants to limit himself, how long can he support this situation? Unconsciously leaking the painful emotions of the old days is still fatal to the current universe.

Just like the Emperor, he has tried his best to restrain his divine power, but he will still burn the mortals who look directly at him to ashes, and the echoing voice will scrape their brains into paste.

Alas. Sighing, one Slaanesh is so troublesome, so how to deal with Tzeentch, who is the strongest Chaos God in the old era and has the most victories and almost no defeats in the Eternal Game?

It's really a headache.

Lin Fan inserted the Crone Sword aside and continued his crazy thoughts while lying on the bed. Do you think we should mix the Emperor and Slaanesh? Let the Emperor take back his murderous intentions, let Slaanesh be more normal, and then move towards a better tomorrow? It's interesting to think about it.

Lin Fan in the door was wandering in the sky, thinking about heresy. Slaanesh outside the door created a huge sealing array and locked himself in it.

Slaanesh felt the draft records of Lin Fan's homework left on him, and the neat and accurate math problems written on his own papers. He took out all the red pens on his body and used these magical things that had been used to mark countless papers to outline the outlines of students and classrooms. One of them turned into Lin Fan's appearance, and the other turned into Slaanesh's appearance.

What a novel way of solving problems! Slaanesh cheered and jumped for joy as students scored full marks in all subjects!

These terrifying sounds hit the sealing array, causing it to shake violently and on the verge of collapse.

Slaanesh was very calm, cool, super cool and without any expression. He gathered all the papers and draft papers that fell on the ground again, and turned into a small figure in the gathered combination.

Mathematics is so wonderful