Help the Queen of Heaven to Save the Situation, She Lusts After My Body

Chapter 563: Lost on Journey Is Released

Xu Nuo woke up in the afternoon. When he woke up, he just felt hungry.

Xu Ke volunteered to get up and heat up the leftovers for him.

It is an old tradition to eat leftovers during the Chinese New Year. No matter how many people there are in the family, a large table of New Year's Eve dinner must be prepared, even if it cannot be finished.

The older generation calls this "abundance every year".

Fortunately, it is winter and the weather is cold, otherwise all these dishes will be wasted.

Xu Nuo didn't mind. He got up and washed up, watching Xu Ke heating up the rice in the kitchen.

The old couple hadn't come back from New Year's greetings. Some relatives went together as a family, while some relatives went alone as parents.

"Xiao Ke, how are you in school?"

Xu Ke turned around and smiled, "Very good."

"Is anyone bullying you?" Xu Nuo was very worried about this.

The xenophobia in the Magic City is the most serious except for the capital.

I don't know where their sense of superiority comes from. The Qing Dynasty is dead, and these people are still pursuing regional superiority.

Xu Ke pointed at his face: "Brother, look at my face."

Xu Nuo looked at it for a few times, "It's pretty good, what's wrong?"

"Thank you for the compliment." Xu Ke said happily: "Hey, don't you think I look like I'm being bullied?"

"Not really." Xu Nuo shook his head, "Actually, I'm afraid you'll bully others."

"Eat!" Xu Ke rolled his eyes at him.

"Students nowadays have sharp eyes. With my appearance, the way I dress, and the way I talk, who dares to bully me?" Xu Ke said with a smile.

Xu Nuo looked at her carefully and finally felt relieved.

He had seen bullying before, but these people all picked some people who looked easy to bully, and their main characteristics were that they dressed in a rather rustic way and spoke in a soft voice.

Xu Ke didn't have any of these, and was even domineering.

Xu Nuo ate and looked at the time, "When will my parents be back?"

"They'll be back soon."

The two chatted for a while, and the old couple came back talking and laughing.

"Let's go, Mom and Dad, I'll take you to the movies." Xu Nuo stood up and said happily.

Today he was going to take his parents and Xu Ke to watch "Lost on Journey" to boost his box office.

The tickets were bought in advance. During the Spring Festival, it was hard to get a ticket for a good movie. "Lost on Journey" had already sold out, with more than 100 million yuan in pre-sales, and many people came to watch it on the first day.

When we walked into the cinema, the theater was full, and there were still many people waiting in the hall.

At the beginning of the movie, Yu Zheng, who was dressed like a successful person, sat there and ruthlessly mocked the employees, showing his sharp tongue in every word.

There were also two rabbits on the table, cute rabbits wearing red star hats.

The audience got excited all of a sudden. "Lost on Journey" had already started filming, but the rabbits that only appeared at the New Year's Eve party actually appeared in this movie, which means Xu Nuo had already planned this.

"The rabbit who urged for more updates!"

"Go and ask the Youth Society to come forward!"

This little easter egg made the audience exclaim in unison.

The movie continues. Wang Qiang, also known as Niu Geng, who speaks in a dialect, appears in a funny outfit and asks the boss for his salary.

Who is the boss?

Unfortunately, it happens to be Cai Wei, the director of "I am a Special Forces Soldier".

The audience laughed, "Cai Wei, you even owe wages!"

"I suggest arresting him!"

Li Chenggong, a successful person played by Yu Zheng, is another bad guy, or not a good guy.

He is poisonous, has no tolerance for subordinates, and keeps a mistress.

The audience guessed that all kinds of wonderful stories will happen between Li Chenggong, the boss, and Niu Geng, the debt collector.

The screen switches to the airport.

A classic scene in the promotional video reappears.

Niu Geng went through the check-in procedures with a smile on his face, and then the kitchen knife and iron pot were required to be checked in, and milk was not allowed to be brought on the plane.

Niu Geng was angry, and then he performed a furious milk drinking on the spot.

The staff were all stunned, and the passengers queuing for security checks were stunned.

In the cinema, everyone laughed.

Xu Ke laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.

The old couple also laughed so hard.

Everyone was dumbfounded by the milk that overflowed from Niu Geng's mouth.

Liquids are not allowed on the plane, and many people have suffered losses.

But everyone only brought two bottles of drinks, yogurt, one or two bottles of milk, etc., and they could drink them if they insisted. The more exaggerated one was that he brought a bottle of wine and almost drank it all in one breath.

Niu Geng drank a bucket of milk like this, this scene has never been seen before.

Li Chenggong didn't realize that his Lost on Journey started from now on. At this moment, he was still sighing that Niu Geng was a talent.

He is indeed a talent. Who can drink five liters of milk in one breath?

There was constant laughter in the cinema.

When they got on the plane, Niu Geng happened to sit next to Li Chenggong, "Brother, why are you sitting here?"

Niu Geng's voice was loud, and his voice was full of surprise.

The funny point came out again. Now in public places, everyone generally pays attention to their voices and doesn't let themselves disturb others.

But Niu Geng didn't know, he had never traveled far, and his voice was naturally loud.

Niu Geng chatted with Li Chenggong enthusiastically, but Li Chenggong was cold and perfunctory, responding incoherently.

The two were not of the same kind, from the same world, and it was difficult for them to have anything in common.

When the plane took off, Niu Geng almost spit out a mouthful of milk. Li Chenggong, who looked disgusted, quickly found a plastic bag for him, but Niu Geng swallowed it back.

Li Chenggong was dumbfounded.

Then a classic scene appeared. Niu Geng asked the stewardess to open the window for air. If she didn't, he asked her to stop for a while. He didn't want to sit anymore.

The audience in the cinema laughed.

"What a talent!"

"The plane stopped in the air, what does he want to do?"

"Well, to be honest, it was the same when I took a plane for the first time."

Niu Geng, who was very uncomfortable, could only ask for help from the only person he knew, Li Chenggong, and asked how to stop the plane.

Li Chenggong was very impatient, but he still told him.

As a result, the next second, Niu Geng's crow mouth was powerful, and the plane was forced to cancel due to weather.

The audience laughed out loud. It was really a journey of embarrassment. The whole journey was embarrassing. The most important thing was that Wang Qiang, who played Niu Geng, was not playing crazy.

He always acted very realistically. A simple and honest milker, he played it to life.

Li Chenggong asked his employees to buy a soft sleeper ticket in the style of a boss. As a result, he only bought a hard seat because it was the Spring Festival travel rush.

This scene is too familiar to everyone. The Spring Festival travel rush, the term Spring Festival travel rush, is a nightmare for many people.

There are no air tickets, not only no tickets, but also expensive.

It is hard to get a high-speed rail ticket. It is a great luck to buy a hard seat.

In order to cope with the Spring Festival travel rush, people who want to go home are also very flexible. Some people share a car, and some sign up for a tour group to go home.

Even though the situation has improved greatly now, the Spring Festival travel rush is still difficult.

The train station is crowded with people, noisy, and it is difficult to hear what they say.

This was taken at the train station.

After squeezing onto the train with great difficulty, Li Chenggong met Niu Geng again.

What is more coincidental is that Li Chenggong and Niu Geng bought the same seat.

For a real ticket, the two argued endlessly and attracted the conductor.

In fact, the current tickets are all real-name system. Who is real and who is fake can be found out by checking, and only Niu Geng does not know.

Li Chenggong took out his mobile phone to check and found that his ticket was fake.

Li Chenggong, who was uneasy, gave up his seat to Niu Geng on the pretext of going to the toilet.

Niu Geng was still sighing about meeting a noble person when he went out.

Li Chenggong started to curse, "I tolerated not being able to sit in the first class cabin on the plane, and I tolerated you letting me sit on the green train. You bought a fake hard seat ticket. You don't need to come to work after the Spring Festival. Goodbye."

From all the signs, Li Chenggong is the kind of boss that everyone hates, sarcastic, cold and ruthless.

"Why is this person like this!"

"During the Spring Festival, it's good enough that people can buy him a ticket! He's still picky and talk nonsense."

Watching a movie is about immersion, and the audience obviously put themselves in the role of the workers.

Such a boss is really annoying. He likes to arrange some work beyond the scope of work, and you can't get any good after doing it.

The train moved forward, and several young people got on.

Several beauties chattered and sat down.

Li Chenggong is an LSP, so naturally he wants to chat, which is much better than Niu Geng.

As a result, the beauty called him uncle when she opened her mouth. Li Chenggong, who was deeply shocked, tried to save his dignity, and Niu Geng laughed at him happily.

The beauties were so active and enthusiastic when facing the handsome guys, chatting them up and treating them to snacks.

The audience laughed.

Xu Ke pulled Xu Nuo's sleeve, "Brother, is this how you get chatted up?"

"Uh, almost."

Xu Nuo became alert, "Did someone chat you up?"

"Of course." Xu Ke rolled his eyes at him.

Xu Nuo hated yellow-haired people the most.

If he didn't have a sister, he would have no feelings for yellow-haired people.

But with a sister, yellow-haired people are his biggest enemies.

"I don't like them."

Fortunately, Xu Ke didn't like yellow-haired people.

Xu Nuo felt relieved and continued to watch the movie.

Since it was a Lost on Journey, the journey must not be too smooth.

Sure enough, the train shook, and Niu Geng said, "Will the front not collapse?"

The audience laughed.

Niu Geng was a crow's mouth, and what he said would definitely come true.

Sure enough, the attendant notified that there was a landslide ahead.

Niu Geng wanted to ride with Li Chenggong, but was ruthlessly rejected.

Comedy, there is no depth, just to create a series of jokes, the audience can guess with their eyes closed that Niu Geng and Li Chenggong will meet again.

Li Chenggong found a bus that looked very old and asked if it could go to Xiangjiang River.

The driver was also very arrogant, speaking in a dialect, "This is the only bus, take it if you want, forget it if you don't want to."

Li Chenggong got on the bus and met the handsome guy before.

The audience was happy and bet that the next one to get on would be Niu Geng.

At this time, the door closed, Li Chenggong was shocked, opened the window, and saw Niu Geng knocking on the door outside. He was speechless and quickly closed the window.

In his opinion, Niu Geng was the reincarnation of a jinx, and there would be no good things if he followed him.

Niu Geng got on the bus and chatted enthusiastically with the handsome guy, Li Chenggong looked disdainful and disgusted.

He never liked Niu Geng very much. This person was completely different from him, a bumpkin.

A classic scene appeared.

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