Chapter 183 The Secrets that the Lecherous Monk and the Village Woman Had to Tell
As the third prince of the dragon clan, he had to endure humiliation and bear heavy burdens in order to measure merits and save his clansmen from being eaten by others.
However, the mission was about to be completed, but the other party was reluctant to approach the pool, which really made him angry.
Not only was he worried, but Guanyin and Sun Wukong were also worried.
He even wanted to use tough measures several times to throw Jin Chanzi into Yingchoujian.
In a trance, Xiaobailong, who was drinking wine, suddenly heard the voice of the empress.
"Did I drink fake wine?"
"Why did I hear the voice of Guanyin's evil wife?"
"It seems that the Baihua wine brewed by the mountain god is also fake."
Xiaobailong was in a trance, his face flushed, and he stood up tremblingly, holding the wine bottle in one hand, and fell asleep on the rockery.
"What is going on with this evil obstacle?"
Above the clouds, Guanyin sent her spiritual consciousness down one by one, as if it sank into the sea, without any echo.
His lips kept moving, and he became more and more angry. His throat was almost dry, but the evil dragon under the water didn't react at all.
"Evil beast is evil beast!"
Guanyin roared, descended from the clouds, and transformed into an old woman.
Dressed as a mountain village woman, carrying a shabby bamboo basket with some wild vegetables, he slowly walked towards Yingchoujian.
He kept cursing, obviously he didn't get a response from the little white dragon, and he was very angry.
[Ding! The Yingchoujian mission has been refreshed. ]
[Host, please die as soon as possible, and give me a box of rewards. The reward is the third level of human immortal cultivation. ]
"System, you are finally alive and finally willing to assign me a task. Do you know how I have been spending the past half month?"
"Without you, it's so lonely."
"Excuse me, what kind of death should I use to be the most valuable?"
This time's reward can be said to be very tempting. In other words, the system's rewards are always very tempting.
But he had never completed it perfectly, so he never received any reward for his cultivation.
Either the way of death was too difficult or too weird. Jiang Yuliang tried his best, but it was still a little short of perfection, which made him very unhappy.
[Ding! This mission does not participate in the assessment, and the way of death is not limited. Please hurry up. ]
The system seemed to be extremely anxious, which made Jin Chanzi a little confused.
But the next moment, a soft and sticky voice came from the mountain stream behind.
"Elder!"
"Elder!"
"Why are you here alone?"
Looking around, a woman wearing a cheap headscarf and a shabby green dress, carrying a bamboo basket, walked slowly.
"Monster!"
A village woman suddenly appeared in the wilderness. Jiang Yuliang, who was familiar with the plot, instantly thought that this person must be a monster in disguise.
Thinking of his own mission, since there is no limit on the way, then it is not easy to die, right?
"Amitabha, hello, benefactor."
"Where are you going?"
Jiang Yuliang's eyes lit up as he looked at the wild vegetables in the other party's basket, thinking that it must be some kind of poison.
Will he die immediately after eating it? Or will it anger the other party and make her kill him directly?
"No! I'm afraid of pain, so I'd better take poison and commit suicide. It will only take a while to die."
"So you're a monk, where are you from? Where are you going?"
Seeing that the other party was about to fall, Jiang Yuliang stepped forward and helped him up.
Looking at the wild vegetables in the bamboo basket, he lost interest for a while.
Not only were they shit-yellow, but they also had countless hairs, which made him feel hairy.
Let alone eating, just looking at them was scary.
"I came from the Tang Dynasty in the East, and went to Lingshan to worship Buddha and learn scriptures. I passed by here and stopped for a while."
Jiang Yuliang told his identity in detail, and even said that he was a monk who practiced Buddhism for ten generations.
He even said that he had comprehended the supreme Buddhist Dharma and his merits and virtues tempered his body.
He was so excited that no matter whether it was a human, god, demon or monster, as long as they ate a piece of his meat, they would be immortal.
Guanyin's eyes were dazed, and she looked at Jin Chanzi up and down, as if to say, who told you that eating a piece of your meat would make you immortal?
Isn't this her plan?
Although the Journey to the West was just a formality, there must be a sufficient reason, right?
Therefore, she was going to give Jin Chanzi the title of immortal meat, but the other party knew it before her plan was implemented?
And as soon as she saw someone, she said that she was a high monk and that the Buddhist Dharma was boundless.
Eating a piece of his meat would make you immortal, this is fucking crazy, isn't this looking for death?
"Elder, according to what you said, since you are a high monk, whoever eats you will be sent to the eighteenth level of hell?"
Guanyin felt that Jin Chanzi must have been possessed by evil, and as the person in charge of the catastrophe, she had the obligation to guide him to the right path with such unrighteous thoughts.
[Ding! Host, are you stupid? ]
[Jin Chanzi committed suicide, saving you a lot of trouble? Why don't you just collect the body in the back? ]
[He committed suicide, you collect the body, it's good for you, it's good for me, it's good for everyone, it's a win-win situation, don't you want the reward from this system? ]
Guanyin's rare sense of justice exploded, and the system immediately jumped out and gave him a lecture.
If Guanyin relied on herself to complete the task, it would take a long time to complete it.
Guanyin was consuming energy, and as a system, it couldn't just sit there and wait like a fool.
There are so many systems in the system world, and the competition is very fierce.
He is still waiting for the energy to evolve.
"Ah! System, what you said makes sense, but I am personally responsible for the catastrophe. Seeing Jin Chanzi's life and death again and again, can the two saints forgive me?"
[Hey! Stupid human! ]
The system said a speechless sarcasm, which made Guanyin's face hot.
[The mortal world has been upgraded, causing the secrets of heaven to be obscured, and the saints cannot calculate it. ]
[You should be careful and blame it all on the demon clan. Do the two saints dare to question Nuwa? ]
The improper system is online, step by step, leading Guanyin to a road of no return.
"Hey!"
"I said, do you want to live forever? Do you want to be immortal?"
Jin Chanzi stretched out his arm, revealing his white skin, and just put it on the mouth of the village woman transformed by Guanyin.
It's just a matter of saying, old woman, do you want to live forever?
As long as you open your mouth, I will bite you, and you will be immortal.
"A monk's mouth is a lie!"
"Do you think I'm stupid? You want to be immortal? Do you think you are a magic pill? Or a ginseng fruit? Do you think this is the peach of the Queen Mother?"
Guanyin couldn't help but twitch her lips, and she really had the urge to slap the other person to death.
"Uh, you don't believe it, right?"
"Take a bite and try it."
Jiang Yuliang was also stunned, thinking that this village woman was not a monster? Otherwise, how could she not know his meritorious body?
"If you do this again, I will call someone!"
Seeing that the other party rolled up his sleeves, stretched out his arms, and sent you to eat his golden cicada, Guanyin felt bad.
Holding his hands on his chest, he kept backing away, as if he was frightened, and kept backing away.
"No way? Is he really a mortal? Not a monster?"
"Someone, come here, there are monks, there are lecherous monks molesting good women!"
"Help! Is there any kind-hearted person who can save me?"
Guanyin crossed her arms and kept backing away as if she was violated, which made Jiang Yuliang stunned.
She exclaimed, "What a guy! Are women these days so fierce?"
"Okay, okay, did I do anything to you? Are you calling for your soul?"
Jiang Yuliang pulled away helplessly, looking at the other person as if he were mentally retarded.
"Ugly monk, lecherous monk, don't you want to die?"
"There is a legend that there is an evil dragon in the Eagle Sorrow Gorge in front of you, which specializes in eating monks. Why don't you just jump down?"
"Aren't you a high monk? Go and subdue that evil dragon if you have the ability."
"What kind of ability do you have to bully a weak woman like me?"
Guanyin kept provoking her, calling her a lecherous monk. Jiang Yuliang was even more wronged than Dou E.
"You look like this, I feel sick just by looking at you, and you're teasing me?"
Jiang Yuliang complained in his heart, slowly walked to the green stagnant water, pinching his nose with one hand, and felt that the system was unreliable.
If he really fell in, he would be drowned if he didn't drown.
While he was hesitating, he felt his legs soften, and he couldn't lift any strength in his body, and he plunged into the pool.
He vaguely saw a white dragon head, swallowing him in one gulp.