Uncle Sausage (Please Recommend and Collect)
When the old man saw Wukong like this, he immediately understood what he meant. He was afraid that even if he said it out loud, he probably wouldn't tell him.
In fact, as Wukong said, he was indeed the chosen one.
As for Tang San.
The moment Wukong came to this world, Tang San was no longer the chosen one.
"Mubai, take them directly to the fourth level. I have to tell Flanders that our Shrek Academy may have recruited the best and best group of little monsters in history!" After saying that, the old man left and ran towards Soto City.
Dai Mubai, who received the order, of course, also acted as a guide. With Wukong, they walked towards the fourth level of the academy.
While walking in the middle of the academy, a strong smell of barbecue suddenly wafted.
A small car slowly drove towards the group. There were several grilled sausages on the shelf, exuding a strong meaty aroma.
There was also a sign hanging on it, "Five Copper Soul Coins for One"
A shout came from the back of the car: "Sausages for sale! Sausages for sale! Purely natural and pollution-free, Oscar brand sausages, delicious, quality guaranteed, don't miss it if you pass by, come and try it!"
The fragrant smell of meat stimulated the taste buds of the group.
As soon as he smelled the fragrance, Wukong suddenly felt hungry.
The Saiyan food carnival is coming!
Last night, he fought with Tang Hao for so long and was seriously injured. If it weren't for Wukong's good self-healing ability, he would probably be lying in bed now.
In the first half of the night, he played with Zhu Zhuqing, the little girl, for so long, and in the second half of the night, he dragged her to various chambers of commerce and government offices to steal stolen money.
It was a big thief.
This morning, he didn't eat anything again, and rushed directly to Shrek Academy without stopping.
Wukong was already starving.
The rumbling sound from his stomach from time to time made people around him look at him with strange eyes.
How long has it been since he last had a meal?
Dai Mubai kept stealing glances at Sun Wukong,
"Can't I eat with Zhu Zhuqing?" Dai Mubai began to doubt his "fiancée" for the first time.
Wukong ignored the eyes of the people around him and walked directly to Oscar's broken car.
"Dongdongdong~" Wukong knocked on the car shell to indicate that he wanted to buy something.
"Give me a thousand sausages, with more peppers. Thank you..." Wukong stopped beside the car and waited for Oscar to make sausages.
"What! You actually want to eat my sausages, and a thousand of them!" Oscar said in disbelief.
It can be said that Wukong was the first person to take the initiative to buy his sausages, and he wanted to buy so many.
So touched, I cried.
"..."
"Fuck me!"
"Who wants to eat your sausages!"
"Speak clearly to me!"
"I mean I want to eat the sausages you made!"
"Hurry up and make them. I'm in a hurry." Wukong urged Oscar a few times and threw a few gold soul coins on the table.
This guy is really, with his thick beard, shining peach eyes, and soft voice, he said this.
No one can stand it.
"It's okay to make it, but these 1,000 are too many." Oscar complained.
"I've already given you the money. If it's not enough, you can add more. You don't need money." Wukong stretched out his hand and took out a card, which he took away when he left the Spirit Hall.
"No, no, I mean did you eat it?" Oscar asked.
If Wukong couldn't eat it and threw it away, he would be very distressed. This sausage was condensed by his own soul power. Let's not talk about whether these 1,000 can drain his soul power. He couldn't bear to throw it away when he made it to eat.
"Don't worry about this, it won't be wasted anyway."
"Okay then." Oscar responded, and started to run to the back of the cart to make sausages. The sound he made was very small, and you couldn't hear the disgusting spell unless you stood next to him.
Seeing that Wukong took the initiative to find Oscar, Dai Mubai smiled evilly, and laughed wildly.
Because of the incident of stealing his fiancée, Dai Mubai still hates Wukong.
Now that this kid has entered Shrek Academy, he has to teach him a lesson, and will expose the origin of Oscar's sausages in public and embarrass him!
Dai Mubai's little calculation in his mind is really... Alas.
Oscar put the sausages one by one on the stall, and Wukong picked them up and ate them.
Not to mention that he ate them quite elegantly.
If there were no unfamiliar people around, and Zhu Zhuqing was alone beside him, Wukong would have gobbled them up directly.
Xiao Wu on the side watched Wukong eat so deliciously, and a trace of saliva flowed from the corner of her mouth.
She reached out and tugged at Tang San's clothes, saying, "Brother, I want to eat too."
"Okay, wait for me to buy it for you."
Tang San walked straight to Wukong, and Wukong also noticed Tang San's actions. His soul guide belt seemed to be always on.
Tang San thought that as long as Wukong dared to make a move, he would dare to use hidden weapons.
But Wukong thought, "His soul guide is on now. If I go up and grab a handful, will I get something out?"
The two of them just passed by each other, as if no one knew each other, not like yesterday at all.
Generally, as long as Tang San didn't take the initiative to find trouble with him, Wukong would never find trouble with Tang San. As for yesterday's incident, it was just because Tang San had a bad relationship with him because of Yu Xiaogang six years ago.
Yu Xiaogang is really a waste. He is a waste of air when alive, a waste of land when dead, and he occupies the hearts of two women by himself. The key is that he has not realized it yet.
I just feel like this is what it should be.
Tang San handed the sausage to Xiao Wu, who was also happily eating it.
It has to be said that a 100,000-year-old rogue rabbit is a rogue rabbit. Even if it becomes a human being, there are some habits that cannot be changed, such as the way of eating.
People first stuff it with their mouths from the very beginning to the throat, then fix it with their lips, and eat the condiments on it first, and then eat the sausage.
Ahem, this action is not very harmonious.
Zhu Zhuqing, who was at the back, turned pale and thought, "Everyone knows how to buy things for girls, why are you just eating there?"
Zhu Zhuqing, who became more and more angry as he thought about it, walked directly to the car, pinched Wukong's waist, and stared at Wukong with a look like "What do you think you should do about this?"
Wukong also understood what this girl meant, thanks to the few girls' psychology books Qian was reading.
He immediately put his arm around Zhu Zhuqing's shoulders and turned her in front of him, and said softly to her: "The method of making this sausage is very strange."
"The maker must tell me that I have a big sausage before he can successfully make it."
"What do you think of his incantation and this so-called sausage?" Wukong glanced at Zhu Zhuqing with a lewd expression.
I saw Wukong’s eyes and face, and the sausage he was eating.
Zhu Zhuqing was extremely disgusted: "Disgusting!"
"Then why are you still eating?"
"Isn't it because I'm too hungry? My physique is different from yours. The amount of food I need to eat every time is larger than normal people, so there is nothing more suitable to eat than this sausage."
"Otherwise I will run out of energy after a while." Wukong explained.
"Hey, girl, don't be angry. After the test is over, I will take you to the city for a big dinner."
"By the way, please return the stolen money you got last night, okay?" Wukong looked at Zhu Zhuqing with a smile, and there was some condiment in the corner of his mouth, making him look like a tabby cat now.
"Pfft." It was this smile that made Zhu Zhuqing beam with joy: "Well, seeing as you consider me this time, I will forgive you."
The two of them were laughing here, and when they saw Dai Mubai behind them, they became furious.
The nails on both hands were almost embedded in the flesh, and he gritted his teeth as he watched his fiancée get close to someone else.