It’s Time to Go Back to Wuhun City... (3000 Words)
"If Dai Mubai dares to attack, let Godzilla kill him."
"If he still knows how to be funny, let him live a few more years. When he dies with Tang San in Jialing Pass in the future, let Zhuqing kill him."
Wukong put his hands behind his head and continued to lie on the bed, crossing his legs and looking very leisurely.
But there was no smile on his face, instead he looked sad and thinking about something.
When leaving the Pope's Palace, Bibi Dong gave Wukong a clear "order"
The scene in the Pope's Palace that day...
Bibi Dong, wearing a Pope's dress, waved her jade hand, and all the ministers and Juegui Douluo below retreated together.
At this time, from the entrance of the back hall of the Pope's Palace, an orange figure came out.
Bibi Dong glanced, stood up, straightened her collar, and picked up the scepter that had just been placed next to the throne.
Smiling, he walked towards the orange figure, but the orange figure perfectly avoided Bibi Dong and lay down on the Pope's chair.
"Oh, this position is so comfortable. When I become the supreme ruler of this world in the future, I will get myself a chair like this."
Wukong supported his head with his hands, crossed his legs, and held a thin blue silver grass in his mouth. This blue silver grass is edible in Douluo Continent.
It is juicy, fresh and juicy, but no one picks it and puts it in their mouth.
Because in their eyes, it is similar to weeds, but Wukong is different. During these days in the Pope's Palace, he would pull a grass in the backyard and put it in his mouth.
Bibi Dong saw Wukong sitting on her chair and stepping on it, and her face immediately turned black.
Snorted: "Get down."
"That's my chair. I've told you so many times that you can sit on it, but don't step on it."
Bibi Dong is a germaphobe, and she felt a little uncomfortable when Wukong stepped on the chair she often sat on.
"No!" Wukong turned his face away and started to show off to Bibi Dong.
"I fucking me!" Bibi Dong waved her hand and pushed the door of the Pope's Palace with her soul power, closing it immediately.
She picked up the silver scepter in her hand and swung it at Wukong.
He learned this sentence from Wukong. In the past two years, Hu Liena had openly angered Wukong in front of Bibi Dong, so Wukong naturally said this sentence casually.
At that time, Bibi Dong even asked Wukong in person what this meant and why there was such a good word.
When Wukong saw it, Bibi Dong was anxious and her face changed drastically. He immediately flew up from the Pope's throne using the flying technique and jumped behind Bibi Dong.
He quickly blocked his face with his hands and looked around to see if Hu Liena was there.
If Hu Liena was there, he would just push her over, and Bibidong's anger would be half gone. Why?
Because the hammer hit Hu Liena.
Wukong usually used this trick to make Bibi Dong angry, but once he returned, Hu Liena would stick her middle finger up and pout, looking resentful, despising Wukong for the whole day.
It was a pity that Hu Liena was not here!
"Hey, hey, hey! Sister Dong, stop it, if you hit me with this stick, I will be crushed to pieces!!" Wukong begged for mercy, while also paying attention to Bibi Dong's face.
For three years, since Wukong came into contact with Bibi Dong, Wukong has been trying to exaggerate Bibi Dong's dark heart.
Why did he use the identity of God at the beginning?
Because if he became Bibi Dong's apprentice directly at the beginning, it would take a long time to get close to her.
Instead of doing this, it would be better to pretend to be a God at the beginning, so that he could chat with Bibi Dong like a friend, and there would be no gap between the master and apprentice relationship.
Obviously, Wukong did it, and Bibi Dong's personality towards others was still the same.
But she was indeed tolerant and accepting of Wukong, and occasionally she would make a scene with him, just like an older sister.
But she was only very good friends with Bibi Dong, and Bibi Dong was still thinking about a certain piece of trash in her heart...
"Alas, Yu Xiaogang, Yu Xiaogang, I really don't know what kind of magic potion you gave Sister Dong back then..."
"You also got Liu Erlong, you are really amazing..." Although Wukong hated the master in his heart, he had to say that even Wukong couldn't understand his trick.
"You deserve it, who let you sit on my throne? I spent a lot of money when I customized this chair, it was very expensive!"
Bibi Dong even ran over, took out a handkerchief, wiped her chair, and then walked towards Wukong with a cane and said:
"Xiao Sun, I have no objection to your going to Soto City this time, but..."
Bibi Dong held a silver-purple scepter inlaid with gems in her left hand and stood in front of Wukong. Now Wukong is a head taller than Bibi Dong.
"Just what, Sister Dong~" Wukong grinned, one hand on his waist, and tapped the ground with his toes, looking nonchalant.
"Just you have to come back once a month!" Bibi Dong's voice was unquestionable and did not allow any rebuttal.
"Why?" Wukong was very puzzled.
"Why do you say?"
"Your power is sealed so much now, what if the gods of this world notice it?"
That's right.
Wukong has already confronted Bibi Dong in the past two years. His power was sealed, which should be said to be reduced by the system.
But at that time, Bibi Dong and Wukong had already gotten along well. Bibi Dong was slightly surprised for a moment, but she didn't take the rest to heart.
"Besides, look at your math. You failed every exam. The reason why you were asked to come back once a month was to let you take the academic exam of the Spirit Hall!"
Hearing this, Wukong took a deep breath. The world of Douluo Continent is not only about studying spirits. Things like Chinese and mathematics are also available in Douluo Continent.
It's just that the positioning of Chinese and mathematics is the same as the status of politics, history, chemistry, and physics in the previous life. They are all replaced as side branches, and spirits are the main branch.
But Bibi Dong automatically put herself in the role of Wukong's sister, requiring Wukong to pass the test in terms of strength while barely passing other aspects.
Who knew that Wukong didn't even pass the math test, but his attainments in Chinese were particularly great.
The profound words and profound poems that came out of his mouth were actually borrowed from ancient poems in the previous life. Anyway, no one knows about this world, so copying official documents doesn't seem to be a crime.
This academic exam is similar to the monthly exam in the previous life.
"Sister Dong, you can't be so cruel!" Wukong was about to vomit. He thought he was free, but he didn't expect to have to participate in this thing every month.
In fact, Wukong could not come back if he wanted...
He came back just for someone.
Bibi Dong heard this, stretched out a hand to grab Wukong's ear, twisted it and said:
"I am so cruel..."
"Oh my God, I didn't expect that a god like me would be reduced to having my ears twisted by a woman!" Wukong held his hands up, looking pale, and the scene was very eye-catching.
Bibi Dong rolled her eyes at Wukong and sighed: "You still know you are a god!"
"You are obviously a god from another world, why are you still so polite?"
"Ah? No way, Sister Dong." Wukong broke free from Bibi Dong's hand and stared at Bibi Dong with wide eyes.
"You're talking to me about etiquette?"
"Do we need those complicated etiquettes between us? You are my elder sister. I believe that your attitude towards me will not be the same as that towards those subordinates." Wukong narrowed his eyes, smiled and waved his hand. It was quite interesting to play with Bibi Dong like this every day.
"Ah~"
Bibi Dong stretched out her jade hand, pinched her eyebrows, sighed, and expressed her helplessness towards Wukong.
"You are really a living treasure. If I had half of your mentality, I probably wouldn't be so exhausted all day long."
Bibi Dong was very distressed when she thought of this. Being a pope is not as glamorous as it seems on the surface.
Although you can sit on the throne and rule over thousands of people, live in a magnificent palace, eat delicacies from mountains and seas, and have gold and silver jewelry and beautiful clothes at your fingertips.
The workload and official duties faced every day are several times that of ordinary people. If the position of pope is given to an ordinary person.
Maybe that ordinary person will be exhausted to death in one day.
Sometimes Bibi Dong really envied Wukong, who was so heartless and practiced all day long. He didn't have to think about anything else.
Although Bibi Dong also wanted to indulge in practice, the official duties of the Pope's position did not allow it.
"What can I do? I've told you that when you have nothing to do, go out to play, travel, etc. It would be strange if you don't get sick if you stay in this Pope's Palace every day."
At this point, Wukong looked around at the magnificent palace and was very envious.
"Do you think everyone is like you? All you do is practice and play all day long..." Bibi Dong pouted, then took out a purple gold card from her dress pocket and handed it to Wukong.
It was at this time that Bibi Dong handed the purple gold card with 500 million gold soul coins to Wukong.
After all, 500 million gold soul coins is not a small number for any strength, and Bibi Dong also handed almost all the funds she could mobilize personally to Wukong.
This is enough to show Bibi Dong's appreciation and affection for Wukong.
But there is no love in this relationship...
...
"I should go back!" Wukong stood up suddenly on the bed. At this time, Zhu Zhuqing was not beside Wukong, but was studying the breath and some ugly postures with Ning Rongrong.
I believe everyone knows that ugly posture.
"Although it is not yet the deadline of one month, I really need to discuss with Sister Dong about what happened in the past two days..." Wukong lowered his head. It seems that he must go back this time.
As for Zhuqing and Rongrong, let them stay in Shrek. It will be difficult to explain if they are taken back to the Seven Treasures Glazed Sect of the Pope's Palace, although only Wukong and Godzilla need to go there.
Wukong really has no time to go to the Seven Treasures Glazed Sect these two days, because there are too many things waiting for him to deal with.
Zamasu, Holy Spirit Church, Wuxianliu, Soul Beast Clan...
If only Zhu Zhuqing is taken, Ning Rongrong will not be able to deal with it. Wukong has arranged a powerful technique for them to practice.
It's just that the action is a bit ugly.
There's no need to worry about safety. Ning Rongrong is protected by Zhu Zhuqing, Zhu Zhuqing is protected by Gu Yuena, and Gu Yuena is protected by Godzilla, layer by layer.
No matter Dai Mubai, Xingluo Empire or God Realm, no one can break this camp!
So, this matter is resolved. After spending some time with Zhuqing, Wukong will set off immediately.