Chapter 804 Buddha: I Am Confused Now, Who Can Tell Me What Happened (Edit)

Facing these monkeys who were obviously not in a good mood, Wang Lu shut his mouth with great discernment, silently looked away, pretending that nothing had happened, and began to change the topic.

"Ahem, everything from Tongtian River to Liangjie Mountain has been arranged. Now after Tang Monk in this world rescues Sun Wukong, we can start our script."

Standing in the clouds, Wang Lu overlooked the majestic Wuzhi Mountain, which had brought hatred to countless Sun Wukongs. He couldn't help but jump repeatedly on the edge of being beaten.

"But having said that, if you directly replace the Buddhist scripture master and apprentice, you will undoubtedly receive more heavenly merits. Brother Monkey, do you really have no ideas?"

"There are also Xiao Bailong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing in the future. Although the script is not designed in advance, it is no problem to add scenes temporarily! Is anyone going to appear?"

After hearing Wang Lu's words, all the customers standing in the cloud subconsciously recognized their faces without hearing anything else.

What a joke, forget about the other characters. In this high-level world where the consciousness of heaven has not yet fallen asleep, if you really want to take action against the destined protagonist of the current era, it would be better to commit suicide.

He also saves himself from having to die in some inexplicable way and become a source of leisure conversation and laughter for countless people in the dimensional store.

Many brave customers have already tried this. If it is for the destined protagonist of their own world, no matter whether the consciousness of heaven exists or not, it is not a big problem.

Just be prepared in advance to be slapped in the face by the protagonist, or to use various products in the store to change your fate.

However, if you are targeting the protagonist of the Era Destiny in another world, that would be embarrassing. No matter whether you can succeed or not, you should not even think about entering this world after this time.

By the way, there will also be a batch of worlds (a large number) that will put you on the blacklist. Not only will you not be able to enter these worlds, you will not even be able to receive commissions.

Even some small-minded people in the world will secretly prepare to mess with you.

For example, they pretend to let you in, and then target you in various ways, cause trouble in various ways, and embarrass you in all kinds of ways.

It may not necessarily be destroyed, but that face will definitely be lost.

Of course Wang Lu understood this, so after everyone turned their faces away, he couldn't help but smile: "Just a joke, just a joke, isn't it because Tang Monk hasn't arrived yet, why don't you tell a joke to liven up the atmosphere?"

Everyone: ""

〖Thank you, I didn’t find it funny, I even wanted to hit someone. 〗

At this time, the former Wuzhishan Mountain appeared at the foot of Liangjie Mountain, and thunderous shouts were heard from high above.

"My master is coming! My master is coming!"

Hearing this relatively familiar voice, everyone in the cloud focused their attention on the monkeys in front, with unfathomable meaning in their eyes.

Surrounded by more than twenty eyes, the monkeys with their own ideas reacted differently.

The irritable God of Disobedience, Sun Wukong, tightened his grip on the steel rod again, his eyes were like lightning, and he looked full of fierceness.

Zhizunbao, who had no memory of this at all, yawned lazily and was not moved by others, because the one who stayed here was just a clone, and the real body was already accompanying his wife Bai Jingjing to spread dog food.

In this regard, single dog Bai Gujing said that even if he does not have a stomach, he still feels very stretched.

As for the Demon King Sun Wukong, the oldest among the monkeys and the one who founded the Wukong Alliance, he sneered disdainfully.

"I held two watermelon knives in my hand and cut from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road for three days and three nights without blinking an eye. Even though I was trapped under Wuzhi Mountain, I was not convinced. After I came out, I was even more... Just challenge the Great Sun Tathagata and stop treating him and me as the same person!"

The other monkeys also had cold faces and forced everyone's attention back.

But in their hearts, they did sigh helplessly.

It is conceivable that when we return to the store, this kind of thing will inevitably spread and be used as a talking point by some people who don't know the truth.

Although they come from different worlds, it does not mean that everyone will really separate the name "Monkey King, Monkey King" and treat them as many individuals.

To put it simply, "if something happens to one person, everyone suffers" and "share weal and woe", as well as "closely related"

But this is something that cannot be avoided. Even the Jade Emperors who are very powerful, or the respected saints of the Sanqing Dynasty and Taoist Hongjun are not immune to this situation.

No matter which world the Jade Emperor is, there will be people who can't help but have doubts in their hearts when they see him.

"Has this Jade Emperor ever been beaten by a monkey?"

Venerable Sanqing who enters the store from the derivative world of Journey to the West, the derivative world of Mythology, etc. will be regarded as a disciple of Hongjun Taozu by default. It is almost regarded as common knowledge in Dimensional Guangu Square and street markets.

But as the three orthodox immortals of Taoism, they have really never heard Hongjun preach, let alone studied under him, and they have never even heard of the title "Taoist Hongjun"

There are many more things like this, such as the Taiyin Star Lord who is regarded as Chang'e by default, the Soul Emperor in novels and the Soul Emperor in comics, who is laughed at as Emperor Ma, etc.

Speaking of which, it was really piles of blood and tears

Back to topic.

As Tang Monk took off the Tathagata Gold Sticker on Tathagata's Five Fingers Mountain, Sun Wukong in this world came out of trouble, and the chief director Wang Lu waved his hand.

"Everyone, let's get started!"

Subsequently, members of the "professional experience-seeking team" immediately performed their duties and began their own tasks.

As the chief director, Wang Lu once again took out the staff of time and began to silently accelerate "Journey to the West".

Below, Sun Wukong, who finally came out of Wuzhi Mountain, worshiped Tang Monk as his teacher, and went on the road with him to the West to learn scriptures, just like what was recorded in "Journey to the West".

Encountering a tiger on the road, he killed it and got a tiger skin skirt.

But seeing the tiger that disappeared immediately after being killed by him, as well as the tiger skin skirt and a few coins left behind, Sun Wukong fell into confusion.

〖The tiger was beaten to death by my old grandson just now. Why did the body disappear immediately? Moreover, this tiger skin skirt is also weird, as if it had been cut by the Weaver Girl, and the stitching was quite fine〗

〖After being suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years, how come the beasts and monsters in this world have become so strange? 〗

Fortunately, Sun Wukong had been disconnected from the world for too long, so he didn't take it seriously. He just picked up the tiger skin skirt and put it on.

Yeah, it fits pretty well.

As for Tang Monk, he didn't know anything about monsters. He just thought that the disciple he accepted had great magical powers and when he killed the tiger, he turned the fur into a tiger skin skirt.

At this time, above the clouds.

Director Wang Lu received unanimous admiration from the team members by relying on a prop tiger to collect a little merit from the way of heaven.

As expected of a chief director, he can even arrange such a small thing.

Putting away the heavenly merits that didn't even reach his fingernails, Wang Lu glanced at the progress below and continued.

"Don't look, let's all follow. Now the Jade Emperor is standing on our side. We have already occupied the positions of the fourth-level merit cao and the five-direction enlightenment. Then there will be six Ding Liujia and the eighteen guardian Jialan. They will come later. Please help some great saints take action."

Demon King Kong nodded and agreed: "No problem, but you have to record it for me. I will show it to the master later. When the master spread Buddhism to the East, he was upset by these guys. This time it is considered an incident." tone."

See, isn't this similar to the situation above?

As for why Liu Ding Liujia and the eighteen Dharma protectors Jialan came, it was naturally because the former Eight Difficulties King Lu Wei intervened.

Moreover, wouldn’t it be nice to have one more place where you can collect wool?

After the decision was made, Wang Lu clapped his hands, took out the time staff he tried last time in the world of Witch Tomb, and started to fast forward.

It's just that the Time Scepter is not leased, but purchased directly by Wang Lu.

After all, this is also an important prop that can basically be used in the future work of the "professional experience team".

"Then leave it to the Great Sage. Next are the six robbers who are suspected of being 'six roots' and Guanyin who presented the golden hoop and the tightening curse. Unfortunately, there are not many places where we can intervene in this part, so let's just speed up."

Of course, with Wang Lu's own power alone and the gradually outdated time scepter, it is still a bit difficult to influence this world, so the Origin Jade Emperor stepped in to help.

Although they are both high-level worlds, the Three Realms of the Witch Tomb World are one of the large universes limited to a large cycle, while the original Journey to the West world has the theme of the Three Realms, and beyond it is an endless land of chaos.

Therefore, the difficulty of mobilizing the power of time rules in this world is much higher than that of the three realms of the Witch Tomb world.

————Accelerating————

Under the power of the original Jade Emperor, Wang Lu and the Time Scepter, time began to accelerate, and the next two small events passed very quickly.

I don’t know who named them. The six bandits, named Eyes See Joy, Ears Hear Wrath, Nose Smell Love, Tongue Taste Thought, Opinion Desire, and Body Worry, died under Sun Wukong’s golden cudgel.

Tang Seng, who had no intention of killing people, naturally reprimanded him, and then Sun Wukong, who had been holding back his anger for five hundred years, also became angry and was about to leave. Anyway, it was just a verbal apprenticeship, and there was not much binding force at all.

Then, before he could ride on the clouds and leave, golden light flashed from the sky, and a golden hoop fell on Sun Wukong's head.

Master Guanyin also appeared in front of Tang Seng and Sun Wukong, making the master and disciple reconcile. Then a message was transmitted to tell Tang Seng how to use the tightening curse, and he immediately left the scene.

This impatience made all the shop customers in the clouds and the original Jade Emperor in the heaven confused.

〖This Guanyin has only a clone. What is she anxious about? 〗

"Is Guanyin a little too impatient, giving away the golden hoop and the tightening curse so directly? Why do I remember that she should transform into an old man and give the things to Tang Monk first, and then follow a series of tricks to trick Tang Monk into putting them on Sun Wukong? Why now?”

Mr. Wu, who is responsible for script design in the "Professional Learning Team", watched this development and said it was a bit beyond his expectations.

But Wang Lu remembered something and explained aloud: "It should be the credit of the two masters Sakyamuni and Bodhidharma. They discussed Buddhism with the Buddha in Lingshan Mountain. With the status of Guanyin, they naturally do not want to miss this kind of Buddhism." feast."

After hearing this, everyone realized what happened before, and everyone suddenly realized.

When it comes to strength, Sakyamuni and Bodhidharma may not be able to rank high in the Dimension Store, but their level of Dharma is definitely among the top ones in the Dimension Store.

Many Buddhist Buddhas and ancient Buddhas from different worlds all felt ashamed after the debate and spoke highly of them.

If Sakyamuni and Bodhidharma were not obsessed with Buddhism and had no other thoughts, I am afraid that all kinds of Buddhism in the store would have been unified and turned into internal struggles.

"Next is Yingchoujian to capture the white dragon. It's a pity that I can't take over the position, otherwise I have quite a few dragon friends here. Oh, the Great Sage, the Six Dings and Six Jias, and the eighteen guardians of the religion are coming."

Hearing this, the demon king Kong first took out the enhanced +99 Supreme Golden Cudgel from his ear, weighed it in his hand, and replaced it with two brand new machetes, smiling with satisfaction.

In a blink of an eye, relying on Wang Lu's skillful manipulation of the rules of time, Tang Seng and Sun Wukong, the master and apprentice, didn't realize that they had successfully arrived at Yingchoujian in just one morning.

At this time, the thirty Buddhist guardian gods who had just arrived at Yingchoujian reluctantly set out from Lingshan: ""

〖This Tang Seng's horse is quite fast〗

The moment they arrived, the surrounding environment suddenly solidified, and the demon king Kong holding two machetes appeared in front of them, with a kind smile on his face, and the power on his body made them feel like they were suffocating.

At this moment, they clearly felt a fact.

They might be in trouble

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At the same time, Lingshan, 108,000 miles away.

Listening to the profound and profound explanations of Sakyamuni, Bodhidharma and Tathagata, the Buddha of Lingshan, in the Dharma, Buddha, Bodhisattva, Arhat, and the guardian gods were all immersed in the Daxiong Hall of Lingshan, unaware of the passing of time.

Even the voices of the six Dings and six Jias and the eighteen guardians of the Dharma who were desperately seeking help were all ignored and blocked.

This feast of Dharma lasted for nine days and nine nights, enlightening countless Buddhist disciples on Lingshan and getting closer to the fruition of Buddha.

And these nine days also disappointed Sakyamuni and Bodhidharma more than they gained.

Although the Mahayana Dharma of the Pure Land Buddhism of Lingshan has its desirable exquisiteness, Tathagata, the Buddha, also has his own insights into the Dharma, which made the two of them gain a lot.

However, under the Buddhist teachings, there are very few people who can have a true Buddha heart. Even if it is the Buddha Tathagata, it is not clear.

In the end, Sakyamuni and Bodhidharma declined the invitation of the Buddhas of Lingshan, left a sentence, and left disappointed.

"Ask the Buddha and ask the heart, the heart is the Buddha."

Watching the two true Buddhas who conquered 90% of the creatures in Lingshan leave, under the kind face of the Buddha Tathagata, there was an unstoppable regret and a trace of inaudible murderous intent.

But this murderous intent was too small, and it was instantly slashed by the great wisdom sword of the Buddha Tathagata and dissipated into the invisible.

"What a pity! If these two Buddhas could enter my Lingshan Mountain, why would we need to plot against Guanyin to spread Buddhism to the East? Where has the pilgrim gone now?"

After coming back to his senses from the profound Buddhist teachings, Guanyin calmed down and said solemnly: "I have ordered the Six Dings and Six Jias and the eighteen guardians of the religion to go and support us. We just need to call them and ask them."

The Buddha Tathagata nodded and waited for the guardian deity to come and report.

Unexpectedly, after Guanyin's decree was issued, thirty streams of light flashed across the horizon in an instant, and the guardian deity with a bruised face and nose fell in front of the Buddha Tathagata and Guanyin Bodhisattva, tears streaming down his face.

Tathagata, Guanyin: "?"